>tfw this will never be you How do you cope with this?

>>39852311
By growing out of being a teenager

jeff.....

please...

>>39852311
Jeff Pls

By taking solace in the fact that I don't look like a femboy.

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>This will never be you

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>>39852354

nor this

>>39852311
>>39852386
>>39852354
Theyre never with hot girls. Cute at best, but never a pretty girl

But I've danced with rave sluts before

>>39852311
>This WILL be me

This is what I tell myself when I see these pictures.

Is my statement true? I'm not sure. But it sure as hell motivates me to wake up at 5am every morning to go to the gym.

>>39852733
This

OP that's not a great accomplishment. If you're remotely aesthetic you can rave with qts

>>39852311
>people actually think events like this are fun

>>39852311
>fit aesthetic manlet gets the same kind of girls I got when I was still a fatty at 6'5
Really makes you crank up the old thinker.

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>>39852311
>picking up a 6/10 raveslut is considered an accomplishment
baka desu senpai

Good. I'd rather be with one person I love than a bunch of people I couldn't care less about

>>39852878

lol gay

>>39852311

>you're over 21 years old
>this is still important to you

You really need to reevaluate your priorities in life.

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OUR GUY

>>39852311
You dont need a good body, money, face ,or social status to get 10's. That's what cucks think

You need good game, that's it

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>No acne indicating roids
>No roidgut or bloat like Zyzz
>Millionaire from fitness modelling alone

Haters left speechless

>>39852932
What era do you live in?

>>39852943
I still don't like his face but you're right. Guy has made it and is a great inspiration

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>>39852311
> you will never see the original of jeff's "le cookies are ready" video

>>39852920
Kekereenied.

jefferald i beg

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>>39852757
>90% of comments are dudes

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>>39852757
> fitness.dima

>>39852899
>breh
LMAO, what a child

>>39852311
This is me every other Weekend

>>39852311
Girl on left is visibly disgusted by the close proximity of a manlet

>>39852958
2017 brah.
Sorry to mess with the only reason you lift.


Women actually prefer muscular men because they look alpha.The fact that you look alpha doesn't meab you are.

If you know how to play with girls emotions, they will kiss you feet whenever you tell them.

Men are visual.Women are emotional

me on the far left

>>39853108

you are a weird person

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>>39852995
Probably just my shit taste but that looks so meh compared to something like this pic.

>>39852958
Don't believe me?

Look at this ginger fat manlet.His nickname is tyler durden,he's been a pickup artist for 8 years now. He literally has done whatever he wanted with women.

https://youtu.be/fIaHxQIvy6o

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hyperthropic muscles dont generate force (proven by science)

a 52 kg north korea female olympic weightlifter likely has a more power punch than this jeff ibn al-sayyed

>>39852311
dude, me and my mates from school were doing this shit when we were like 15, who gives a shit?

>>39853136
Because you are fag

>>39853165
Literally who cares what an unaesthetic ugly gook does

>>39853148
i'm skeptical as fuark with stuff like this, but this one looks legit
and if it is, man this guy is good

>>39853323
>roiding for this
kek

>>39853323
Top kek, I bet "she" is packing a bigger cock than him

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>implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqYZS8Z5cZQ

>>39852311
Already has been me, you grow up my man.

>>39852920
>>39852920
if i curl more than that, does that mean i'm doing it wrong?

>>39852311
I squeeze my thicc gf's larger tits

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As the face of world fitness he resonates with all ages

>>39853108
This is the truth.

No looks, no game=no women
Looks, no game=some women
No looks, game=more women
Looks, game=lots of women

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>>39853447
man if i had megucas like these

>>39853323
that fucking face though, ugh that earring, jesus christ i hope he dies

>>39852311
Drugs/ immersive video games.

Play games for days on end while using drugs. I only play games with massive virtual worlds and lots of people. Between the sleep deprivation and drugs i can forget what my life is and how great others are. Lifes pathetic for me amd even if i tried to change it i would still be disgusting physically. Hoping a car crash will take me out of my misery soon. Cheers to the new year!!

>>39852916
So is me being 20 and wanting this ok?

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>>39853910

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>>39853108
>Women are emotional
So true. Even the best of them are so fucking emotional/irrational.

>>39853481
> Looks, no game=some women
> No looks, game=more women

okay on one hand this is fucking hilarious that you would actually think that
on the other hand it's very sad because I know some people who fell for the PUA/RSD/whateverthefuck scam and seriously think this.

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>this will never be you

How do you cope?

>>39852995
He honestly doesn't even look that big here that's why I think blasts and cruises

>>39853203
Not that anon but we're all looking at half naked men here...

>>39852311
Literally 6/10 dyel retard can pick up rave girls. As long has they can feel some sort of muscle definition and you can grind your cock between her ass cheeks without being an autistic loser about it

>>39853962
If you wanna see people who look good but get no women, browse /fit/

If you wanna see average looking people who can talk to girls and get a girlfriend, just go outside.

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>>39854080
fixed

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>>39853108
Moral relativism with a side of reductionism for me to brah
>>39853165
T.fat powerlifter
>>39854080
Jeff doesn't look like he'd lecture you on why being a vegan with a feminist ugly gf is good though guy on the left however

>>39854107
Actually laughed, nice pic saved

>>39852311
>train hard
>tren hard
>go to da club
>pantomime reload animations
>fuck mad sluts
not even that hard です

>>39853977
>implying Im not a Khorne accolyte already

>>39854150
>grabbing her by the shoulder and not the waist

wew
e
w

>>39854107
>Jeff Seid
>loser
He makes over $1M at 22 and gyms for a living. That's a better life than 99% of the world

>>39853165
Who cares? When in your life will you have to move a thousand pound boulder?

I'd rather be pretty strong, but also look like a greek statue.

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>>39854197
you a tubby cultist, you ain't gonna be no Daemon Lord

>>39854494
Compare him the the fox

>>39852757
>those girls were paid to pose with him
>nearly all comments are from men
>you know they're hiding his lil' faggot legs from the camera for a reason, right?

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these ads tho

at least we have porn

>>39852943
>millionaire from fitness modeling alone
Lol no he comes from a rich family, even the top fitness models barely make a middle class income. All he's accomplished is doing roids properly and working out well. Personally, I wouldn't call that admirable, only impressive

>>39855138
How the fuck do i get rid of ads? They annoying the fuk outta me

>>39854131
>powerlifter
>he used an oly lifter as a comparison
You've got it wrong, there is nothing powerlifters despise more than olympic lifters who look better than them, and lift more than them.

>>39852311
Thanking God and my parents.

>>39855460
adblock plus? works on my chrome

>>39852311

>Be jelly over Jeff

Wow you must REALLY be weak

>>39853481
>Looks, no game
this is me

>>39852899
>people falling for this bait

Sure it will. I fingered a girl hotter than that during an Avicii concert last year.

>>39852311
tfw will never come close to his cookies.

>>39852780
I know that feel bro.
>4am masterrace

>>39852311
idk used to bother me a lot a few years ago, now its got to the point that i have accepted it. Hopefully next life i get better rng.

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>>39852311
did i make it?

>>39852311
I never wanted to be like that in the first place.

>>39856523
>ribcage tattoo

dumped

>>39856557
keep hating, girls like tattoo's

>>39856580
girls with problems

>>39856592
>implying they dont all have problems

>>39856580
i meant the one on the girl you fuckin retard

>>39856616
ahh. well i like tattoo's on girls soo fuck you bro

>>39856660
i don't give a fuck what you like you fuckin twink

>>39856696
have fun with your virginity faggot

>>39854108
Bone structure aside, his face is so androgynous.

Is a feminine face aesthetic?

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>>39852311
>kiss her
>six million sperm transfer into your mouth from the last bunch of guys she sucked off behind a dumpster
>"date" her anyway
>the bitch takes selfies about 6 hours a day, takes two classes at public college in nothing, can't cook a hot pocket
>she smokes and drinks, and will suck any cock that is not actively running away.
>she probably has at least one STD, maybe two. You will get them. She will blame you.
>she can read, but comprehension is about seventh grade level (this will never be revealed because she will go for years without reading anything other than advertisement posters)
>She has no opinions or knowledge about anything.
>Her intelligence in terms of geography, history, and science is at toddler levels.
>Just for laughs, you can convince her she lives in the Soviet Union if you invest a few minutes. She'll forget it ever happened.
>She goes out with friends (comes home with a belly full of cum).
>She expects you to spend more money on her than you would on a prostitute.
>She never cleans, her room is three feet deep of dirty clothes.
>her looks will fade in her 30's - and she will respond by becoming even more of a whore to make up for lost attention.
>If you marry her - you will be divorced and never see your children. Your children will see her blowing other men.


You could have just masturbated.

>>39857178
>tfw this will be the majority of white women in just one more generation
kill meh

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>>39852311
>tfw THIS will never be you

>>39853481
"game" is cope, looks are all that matter
once you understand physiognomy you'll understand that gl guys can act like borderline spergs and girls will still mentally find a way to frame it positively (good "game") and the same is true with ugly guys and girls framing it negatively

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>>39852757
>they had to hire an actual midget to make jeff look tall

>>39854494
>A person's worth is determined by how much money they make.

>>39857178

is the cat alright?

>>39856523
Spencer?

>>39852311
haha holy fuck... just got home from Resolution!!

>>39853323
She looks like one of those cg smurfs

>>39852311
jeff pls go

>>39852928
He
>roids
>goes everyday to the gym
>has to keep a strict diet to make gainz

She
>doesn't exercise
>fades her hair
>is starting to have a beer belly

>>39852757
>>39852757

10 has a 0 ability modifier. Jeff's personality is so flat and abrasive that he probably does have a 10 charisma though.

>>39852974
Fuck man I missed it too. It sounds hilarious and I would consider even paying to see it

>>39858231
er det spekemat på pizzaen?

>>39853977
>Imperium of Man
>worship the corpse "god" or you will be executed for heresy
>Chaos
>worship the Gods who represent human nature itself both good and bad, and they will turn you into one.

I made my choice. I'm leaving humanity behind.

>>39853977
its okay i have so much repressed rage im basically a khorne spawn in disguise as a human

>>39853165
http://strengtheory.com/size-vs-strength/

>>39856523
>make it
the only place you made it to is Auschwitz

Fuck off jeff you fucking kike

>>39857223
>tfw this will be the majority of white women in just one more generation
>kill meh

Unlikely. The whites who have the most children are God fearing Christians who raises their sons and daughters on the straight path. The slut genes are being bred out of existence, thanks to birth control.

>>39857178
damn this shit hits so close to home.. it's literally the reincarnation of my ex gf.

>>39853323
why is he wearing more makeup than her?
not hating on sides cause he fucking made it but sheesh a dude wearing makeup is gay af

>>39852311
is that arteezy in the back?

mango bay

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I just really don't understand why the majority of the /fit/ user-base want Jeff Seid to " Go " or " Leave ", just seems like they're jealous of what he's achieved so far in his life, let's face it he's actually amazing...

The fact of the matter is he's a child prodigy, a productive entrepreneur multimillionaire and as a person he is far superior to anyone else within his age group when it comes to natural bodybuilding, a far better role model than cocky idiots like Zyzz & Scooby who die due to steroid usage & party drugs.

I'm actually older than Jeff & I look up to him for following his goals & aspirations to make something out of himself, he's basically a self made entrepreneur with over 2.5 million Facebook fans ( Wow! ) & a successful Youtube campaign of 750+ thousand subscribers, he's actually " Made it " & it's only going to improve from here on.

Jeff's body is aesthetic & beautiful to the eyes of the average beholder, he has a quirky, funny personality & also posts cool Facebook status's with memes to motivate young people into lifting weights.

Jeff please stay & keep up the good work, don't listen to the haters you could become the next Arnold of our time.

>>39863833
Jeff pls go

>>39857178
well to mexican mothers, kids are a dime a dozen. she can pump out another one later

>>39852757
10 strength? Arnold was bigger and better than him by miles.

>>39857178
shit, is gay the only way? im seriously considering going dudes only. and because theres so much masculinity it'll just cancel out, right?

>>39863833
>natural bodybuilding
Stopped reading there
Jeff, pls go

>>39863833
Jeff pls go

>>39863833
Nice meme dude

>>39854108
Srsly how do I get good skin?

>>39864138
cold showers

>6/10
>with make up
>planned to go out like that

I think she can do better.

>>39852757
>mfw those girls only care about their own modeling careers and would do the same thing if Jason Genova was in his place.

>>39852797
Someone hasnt been to a festival....

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Is this really what girls want?

>>39864138

Photoshop

>>39852311
my wife is actually more attractive. And she lifts.

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>Wanting to be white trash

>>39864917
Most girls are muscle blind. Beyond a certain level (1.5 years lifting in ottermode), they won't see nor care about your gains. Girls would see the veins and turn the other way

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>>39852995
Isn't insanely low body fat dangerous? Legit curious.

>>39866552

Yes.

But you need to remember that Jeff is something of an idiot and probably has no idea what his actual BF% is. He's never been close to as lean or dry as Andreas went for (nor does he have any reason to go for it).

>>39855138
>phoneposters

>>39865976
>girls don't like veins
wrongo

>>39852899
>those fucking kingdom hearts sized shoes

>>39852311
girl on the left is thinking:

>jeff pls go

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>>39852311
>raves
>"edm is lyfe" women

TFW when this was me last night at decadence in Denver.
Best
Night
Ever

>>39853323
SNOOKI WANT SMUSH SMUSH

>>39867272

did you get to grope a bunch of qt's?

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>>39852311

>tfw you try to be like that but are still a never gf virgin

>>39852311
>How do you cope with this?

time.

when enough time passes, eventually ill die and i wont feel bad for being physically repulsive under my clothes

>>39868224
elections over nigger

>>39868224
post routine, I want this body

>>39853323
Oi, I've fucked better looking slags and I'm 6'4" 230 and DYEL as fuck

>>39852757
>10 strength
>isn't a powerlifter
>isn't a ring gymnast
what?

>>39868224
Are you standing on your toes or is your torso really that short?

>>39852928
that chick is sloppy lol

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>>39852966
fuck this looks so gay

>>39868240

Ok, my political ideology isn't based around whether or not an election is happening

>>39868254

Lift 5+ times per week for 1+ hours every time for 1.5 years. Bro split. Or hop on gear and do it half the time

>>39868324

Idk, my pants are kinda baggy and I was wearing shoes

>>39868224
>clenching fist

lol how embarrassing, he's flexing