How does one achieve USC Chad God mode?

look at those fuckbois
they look like they take it up the ass

>>39842002
pick good parents

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>>39842002
Better yet, how do you break out of Chad mode and ascend to Thad mode?

>>39842026
Back to Tumblr

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>>39842072
Better yet, how to ascend Thad mode and ascend to Brad mode?

>>39842002
Damn. How tall are these guys?

>>39842002
are these guys first string?

>>39842002
why are there faces like that they look like douche bags

Become a kicker. Lift with the team but don't eat enough to gain weight

>>39842718
they're not black so i'm going to guess no

>>39842718
they're "our parents donated lots of money to the school" string

>>39842663
But what comes after Brad mode?

>>39842898
Kek

>>39842002
I see that quite often, in football movies too, is there a reason why he pulls his shirt up like a nineties slut?

>>39842002
I can feel my drink getting spiked

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>>39842026
>Look at these fuckbois

>>39842002
Train insanely hard for 5+ years.

>>39842002

Have good face, be tall and do arms 3x a week

>>39844317
>do arms 3x a week

Does this actually work?

>>39842910
COPE
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this is the genetically superior CHAD godmode who gets MVP every season and multimillion dollar contract offers daily which he doesnt read because he is too busy eating PIZZA and fucking STACEY while you hit the gym HARD

>>39842663
BRAD mode is below CHAD mode

this is mutant mode, he has ascended humanity to a higher plain of being

I looked all these guys up once before and they are seriously ugly dudes. The one in the middle is a model with his twin brother, but they're weird looking.

This is just a very flattering picture. No jelly even intended. I was looking them up because I thought they were so good looking and wanted more and was way disappointed. No homo either.

>>39844385
Probably better than your routine

>>39844530
Oof btfoing hard

>>39842002
3rd string

>>39842692

Not very. They obviously have to stand on the bench to see over the real athletes.