How do I get fit approved glutes?

Those glutes are jail proof.

why is this board so goddamn gay

I just want some fucking fitness advice ffs

>>39841760
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*
Oh sorry bro, didn't realize you were here x)

>>39841760
It's like an arrow for where your dick needs to go

>>39841760
BREHS

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Are "ass jobs" (no penetration) gay? What if oil was involved (but not even the tip)

>>39841760
show us your rear glute spread so we can assess

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>>39841760
We doing another ass thread? Fuck yea, contribooting.

>>39842126
Seriously now is this girl or a guy's ass?

>>39841760
damn nice ass. i'm a 100% straight man but even i would blow my load between those cheeks

>>39842025
that ass is so pale and fragile. i want to cover him up [spoiler]with my dick[/spoiler]

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Jan 20th can't come any sooner

Mike is on your asses

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>>39841760
how can women even compete with this?

>>39842343
Even daddy Mike mires them men booties

>>39842237
Guy's. My mother ha blessed me with a girl's ass

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>>39841760
Is it that time again?

>>39842590
*BLOOOOORPFFF*

>not one single piece of advice

Shame on you heterosexuals

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>>39842517
>My mother ha cursed me with a girl's ass.

>>39841789
>>39842651
It really is the same fucking guy that shits up these threads with their autistic fart fetish

>>39843020
You think he doesn't start these threads

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> tfw can't look at a picture of ass anymore without thinking of *BARRRRRP*

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>>39843715
>I find the brap posting damn funny

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>>39843741
> tfw been banned for a pretty big *BARP* copypasta multiple times

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>>39843765
>I got paid to BRAAAAAP post for 2 hours today while there was nothing else to do
>I crack up whenever someone beats me to it but do it anyways

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>>39843741
>>39843765
>>39843985
Nice to see some fellow BRAPers

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>>39843985
>tfw work 12 hour shifts where I'm allowed to post on 4chan
>BRAP post all day

Why are there never any women in these threads?

>>39844024
Sweet Jesus that ass

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>>39844570

>>39844591
Is it bad that I'm turned on by this? Because that ass is gorgeous.

>>39844603
Nah it's also fake afaik

>>39844024
Plastic whore

>>39844607
I know but my dick is still hard as a rock.

>>39844603
nah that looks like a womans ass
probably photoshop
so youre not gay anon, chill

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>>39844633
Implants

>>39842025
He is so sexy oh my god. I know why everyone keeps calling this place gay now.

>>39844641
Gross

>>39842517
that's not you

>>39843765
is it the chutney one. i got banned for that on another board

>>39841760
How does someone get such a great butt to waist to shoulder ratio?

>>39841760

>Hey Brad, do you w- WHAT THE FUCK? You think I want to smell your cock while I'm sleeping?! Get off!

>>39844591
mor eplease

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>>39842126
Is that you?

>>39841760
barbell glute bridges