How often do you guys take a shit?

>>39838564
Averages at 3 every 2 days.

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>>39838564
Two times a day

I genuinely wonder why, instead of a really big shit every 2 days I now get 2 smaller ones everyday

Maybe I have cancer or something I doubt I want to know

I take 2-3 a day which feels like way too much. But then again I have IBD so maybe that contributes

>>39838564
Shitting rn tbqh

One when i first wake up, another in the afternoon

>>39838564
Once a day at work usually 5 hours after I've eaten at the start of work

>>39838590
Same
They tried to get u in fodmap to ?

3-4 times a day, turds with above average size. idk wtf is wrong with me, i dont even eat that much

My best was 14 times a day. I was i a bulk diet this time.

>>39838564
Once a day. More and you're not expending enough of the energy you ingest.
I'm eating 3.5 - 4k calories a day as a 5'7 manlet.

4-6 times usually

2-3 times a day. obligatory 1 in morning right after awakening

Once every 2 days. Not sure why. I get around 25g of fiber everyday.

>>39838564
Who else /nopoo/ here?

>>39840071
Same here. I have no idea how to fix this.

For those that do massive logs that block the toilet, try putting a scoop of washing powder and a kettleful of hot water down it. After an hour or so the poo is usually broken down and it will flush.

>>39840889
I'm >>39840071
and my poops are quite large since it's been culminating for 2 days. Usually clean public restrooms are my friend. I'm quite proud that I've been able to block 2 industrial public toilets.

>>39838564
WTF? None of your business, weirdo!

Usually 3 times every day and I'm very regular without even really thinking about fiber ever.

Once about an hour after I get to work.
Once usually about an hour after I get back to work from lunch.
And once usually sometime between 9-11:00PM.

>tfw get paid to poop for like 10 minutes every day

>>39840903
Mirin. You should dry them out and varnish them.

>he doesn't shit at least once a day

never gonna make it

4 or 5 times a day. Erryday. U mirin?

Why do americans take a dump? In the Uk we have a dump. It is similar to giving birth, you have babies not take them.

>>39838564
1.5 times a day on average.

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>>39838564
like 4-5 times a day usually

>IBS master race

>>39840911
Same. It's at least twice a day and I don't pay attention to fiber at all. When I went vegetarian for 6 months it bumped it to 4 or 5. They were all super long and thick. It was glorious.