WHO'S DRINKING NYE?

>>39838226
im gonna sit at home, eat pizza, chug cola and play vidya
gonna be pretty comfy honestly, im looking forward to it

I might a new PC

>>39838226
go on the prowl with the actual intent of scoring some pussy
went out a few times in the past couple of months but never really planned on meeting qts, still had a good time regardless but goddamn do I miss the touch of a female
anyway, what are some good spots to meet girls? I really don't feel like clubbing again

>>39838256
Bars > Clubs any day

Me and gf are gonna host a dinner party at our place and then watch the fireworks from the balcony

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Probably get drunk and text my ex.
Maybe cry a little bit when I realize how lonely I am

Gonna be fun...

>>39838226

gonna drink like 3L of tawny port and rage at having no stims and no gf

Going out with a cute chick on a 3-day Technoparty.
We are going to do coke together, which obviously makes really horny.

family, drinks, sleep

>>39838226
Just lmaoweed and maybe a glass of champagne
diddly day on the 1st

>>39838313
sounds comfy anon

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>>39838489
whenever you look for romance you will never find it, it will come. focus on the future anon, don't rely on your ex to have a good time

Have a few beers and a bowl with the gf. Fall asleep by 9. She works at 4am the next day.

>>39838226
mandy, rave, nuf said

DnD and chill with bros.
Also one guy's mom is going to play with us, gun b gud

>go for a run while listening to music about 9pm in the dark
>do a bit of shadowboxing
>get a shower and go to my grillfriends for about 11pm

Probably be comfy. I grew out of getting wrecked on new years a few years ago, now I use new years to reflect on the previous year and where i'm going next in life.

Got reborn this year, lost all my friends, stopped drugs and drinking, went from skinny fat to ottermode and got onto the habit of boxing 4/5 nights a week. I have no friends but my gf and i'm cool with that now.

>>39838896
This sounds awesome

Im driving my gf and a car full of women to an air bnb we have booked in a city in the UK, few other mates are meeting us there and getting fucked up.

2016 has been a shit year for some but god damn been pretty good bro.

>>39838962
This is progress I like to see, anon.

A fine job.

Was going to go out and get smashed but I'm excited to start 2017 fresh and ambitious rather than with a hangover.

I might even be a complete faggot and go to bed early.

gonna go to a concert and drink lots of tequila and smoke lots of weed

If no drinking suits your life well done, good friends of mine follow this route too.

But I feel there is an overarching consensus on fit that if something (an activity - masturbation, or substance - food, drink, etc.) can be abused that it will, and people often advocate completely cutting it out instead of moderating it?

>>39838753
Sounds comfy

>>39838226
Gonna get relatively smashed because it's one of the ~3-4 nights a year I do that kind of thing. Probably fuck a female friend's friend on somebody's couch because that's a thing that seems to happen on NYE as well.

going to a private party with 20 of my friends, get wrecked, watch the fireworks. show off gains by wearing a tight shirt, hopefully get a female to engage in sexual activities.

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Im gonna masticate, SMOKE A FAT BLUNT and then fall asleep next to homura-chan(male)

>>39838226
Going to fixed menu dinner at fancy restaurant. Wine pairings with all five courses. Lifting that day so I can stay out of my gym on NYD.

>>39840682
Sorbet doesn't count as a course you ponce

>>39838489
I'm not a fucking expert or anything, but don't call your ex. 9 times out of 10 you'll just be a creep and you'll ruin both of your NYE.

>>39838226
gonna get drunk and watch the fire works with the gf. Then eat that pussy.

>>39838226
Having sex with my fuckbuddy

Chill with the family and get shmacked

>>39840692
Sorbet is not on the menu. They do have a dessert pairing though.

Do some drinks, then head to epic techno party. Take some xtc, and dance my balls off. See if I can score some pussy. Wake up next day and take some more drugs then party some more.

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>>39838226
>go to work
>come back and eat Whataburger
>drink a 40oz
>take a couple of shots
>jerk off to milf porn/JOI
>lay in bed thinking how much of a shitty person I am
>finally go to sleep

>>39838226
Get together with some friends. For some reason every NYE i end up with a one night stand even though I try not to

>tfw always have an intimate New Year's celebration with just me and my wife having some drinks and watching comfy movie and playing board games

I love partying and getting fucked up with friends and acquaintances, but I like celebrating New Year's as a very intimate holiday. We usually talk about how the past year went and how we're going to move forward in the new year.

>>39838643
>everyone takes this advice
>suddenly no one is interacting with one another and no one ever finds anyone cause everyones waiting

fuck that overused advice. if something is going to happen in your life, you need to make it happen. sitting idly by will land you at age 40 still waiting

>>39838226
I'm sick so I'll just stay home, smoke weed, drink and play Final Fantasy XV.

Even if I wasn't sick that's exactly what I would do.

>>39838226
Getting drunk with the boys tonight. Not sure about tomorrow though.

If my two buds are free I'll have them come over to play games and drink.

If not then I'll play games online with my bro if he's free.

If neither then I'll probably just go to bed early.

Vodka, blow, whippets, and weed

>>39841038
>gets sick
>"Wew, time to fuck up my immune system even more by smoking and drinking!"
You aren't gonna make it, cunt. Take a day or two off, then go drinking once you're on your feet again.

gonna get a nice whisky and some blow and go out with some lads

try not to cry that I have no one to kiss at midnight again

>>39838226
can someone tell me why people drink past 20?
>hangover next morning
>cost a shit ton if you go to bars in the city
>lose test and gains
>get fat gains which increase estrogen which increases fat gains and the cycle continues holyshitwtf
>kills brain cells
>look like an idiot if you have too much
I know it's fun and stuff but why not learn to have fun sober?

Gonna have a real go tomorrow boys
>2 hits of acid at 9pm
>1/8th of shrooms at 10pm
>3 hits of Molly at 11pm
>Gonna just out an 8 ball at midnight
>oxys at 3am for the comedown
>Have some Xanax for sunday
Shits gonna be cash

>>39838226
Gonna get baked outta my mind with some bros

>>39838226
If you don't drink nye you are a loser.

Waiting on my grandma's christmas check so I can go out for new years
Going to college is fucking stupid, never have money for shit

mdma and dance till 7am , boggled eyeed and sweaty, in a gas chamber looking club

>>39841184
>3 hits of molly

>>39838571
Noice dude i'm going to Resolution in Seattle with this girl I barely know :-) bretty hype

Going to a NYE party with a girl I know is interested in me.

Also just today got a message from a different girl going to the same party that I met on tinder who is hotter

What do?

>>39841184
>I'm going to masturbate and play overwatch all night
Ftfy

>>39838226
last NYE I was out of country and I wasn't close enough to hang out with new colleagues (2.5 weeks in at that time). Spend NYE alone drinking some quality booze, watching netflix, cozy settings (warm, dimming), ordered so much nice fucking food prior.

BEST FUCKING NYE

Not even fucking kidding. It was my first NYE alone, was going out with friends at parties/clubs/bars prior NYE, so I know the other side. I absolutely will do that again this year and just fucking relax my way to 2017.

just my cent

>>39841264
If the hotter girl throws her pussy at you then take it, but if you have to try for it then dont do it because you might end up with nothing

>>39841184
I like to do acid and shrooms in private for introspection, not attention whoring my drug use. you should kill yourself

>>39841184
>>39841244
>3 hits of molly
lmao i missed this. what a dumbass

>>39838226
I was thinking of going on a run, when this all transpires. Try to make the chink restaurants who have the best fireworks as hotspots on my route?

always remember:


duck out if the compromises make you miserable. duck out if you get miserable. duck out if it just makes you uncomfortable.

the goal is not to force a relationship to keep going. its to find a relationship worth keeping.

there is literally no benefit to frankensteining a relationship other than possibly sex, but you're better off withotu it if it isn't working.

emjoy the relationship for as long as you can. and if it goes south, leave, cuz all you're doing is preventing yourself from finding the good one that might last.

lasting isn't the point, it isn't the goal.

And yeah you have to take the risk of making a high stakes deal with a potentially very unstable person, plus people change. That's life, you can't play all of it safe.

>>39838302
omfg I fucking hate clubs.
They're not a place for winners.

>>39838226
I'm starting a short dnp cycle today.

>>39840922
Kelly Hart is GOAT of JOI

>>39841120
see you in the obituaries

>>39841244
>>39841322
What do you guys call it?

L S D

S

D

There's better substances with zero calories for a far better time than you'd get drinking bros.

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>>39841611
But beer tastes good.

>>39841611
This.
Planning on candyflipping with the lads, gonna be bantz.

>>39841184
R.I.P

>>39841434
not a "hit" you high school faggot

>>39841629
That is does lad, but moderation is key. Don't drink that shit every day.

>>39841434
>>39841675
It's called a point..

>>39841679
Don't tell me what to do

>>39841691
STOP YOUR SHIT

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>>39841700
No

>>39840974

it means not being needy, and not being attached to the concept of finding a girlfriend, because you will seem desperate and/or settle for something shitty.

if you just go out and keep an open mind without forcing it, it reflects in your behavior and you will be more attractive.

it doesn't mean that you should lay on your coach all day waiting for an accidental shipment of a mail order bride who for some reason don't want your money.

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>>39841629
>>39841679
>>39841691
Some can do it without becoming weak, others can't

Left my shrooms at home, so I guess I'll be smoking some fine Oregon green.

>>39841743
OP of that first comment >>39838643
was about to defend my argument but you did a good job of it, cheers

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>>39838489
This.

>tfw bought her a Christmas gift with a card telling her I wish her and her family the best. Love, anon.
>tfw she texted you a picture of her using the gift and saying she loves it smilie face
>tfw it made me happy for a brief moment and only extremely sadder after

Fuck I miss her.. it's only been 9 months since our 4 year relationship ended.
Our anniversary was on New Year's Day.
Fml

>>39841184

what is this mix

have you ever taken acid before?

it's not a party drug at all. specially at high doses.

>>39841689
Never heard it called a point before. While it makes sense that a bit is .1 and I'm guessing a point is .1 nobody in my circle has ever called it a point. Maybe people in different places call it different things. How triggered wood u fgts b if I said I was gonna take a hit of liquor?

>>39841772
I'm really sorry man. Whyd she break up with you?

>>39841778
I'll party on 2 hits of acid, I may scale back the shrooms if anything

>>39841656
Ill be straight, plenty of water, no booze

Going back 2 rehab on the 4tg, my last bang, boys

>>39841802
She wanted to experience life as a single young adult like I had before. She just turned 21. Ended up sleeping around and got an abortion last month.

I can't help but to still love her.

>>39838571
Broooooooo you do coke? That's fucking sick man!

>>39841847
Jesus man that's really rough. I've experienced something similar except I'm a bit younger and she didn't get an abortion. Her sleeping around made me not love her as much as I used to, but God it takes time to heal. I used to lift for her. Now I lift for myself

Working NYE til 2am or so at a bar.
Should be fat tips, probably can wrangle some high test qt anyway, it's the same bar I picked one up last NYE.

Got FB on call if not. Life is good, brehs

>>39838226
>stay in with gf
>cook up paella together
>meet new year
>maybe watch Twin Peaks together
>fuck

>>39841794
REEEEEEEEE

>>39841818

if each hit is 50 micrograms maybe, max

how can you even function on that amount? i dont get it. i can't even talk let walk around properly on those doses

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>>39841847
Jesus anon she sounds like a slut, why do you still keep in contact with her?

My gf of 2 years did the same to me, I broke up with her and never looked back. She texted me that she missed me on christmas, and we started chatting about maybe doing something on NYE. Eventually I learned she didn't want to get back together, it was just she felt bad for dumping me and didn't want it hanging on her conscience. Fucking dropped. girls are awful dude.

>make a nice dinner with friends
>get drunk
>watch fireworks in the city
>go to a party

In that order.

Some old friends (including females) are coming up to my town so I imagine I'll end up getting slizzard and getting inappropriately flirty with at least one, as usually happens when I'm drunk with female friends

Any way to prevent this? I'm always more interested in them than some random whores

>>39841990
Why prevent it? I've fucked or fooled around with most of my female friends. It's whatever.

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Last new year's I drunkenly kissed my ex in front of everyone then passed out a few minutes later, so I don't imagine it can get worse. Will probably just do a low-key bar crawl with some guy friends.

That there was almost enough to make me swear off drinking

>>39841883
The pain caused me to lose 30+ lbs.
I'm in the best shape I've ever been in my adult life, things are looking up around every corner despite hiccups here and there.
Still feel dead inside without her. 4 years was a long time. Hope the healing time passes fast.

>>39841184

Why the fuck would you take drugs for the comedown at 3am? If I take drugs at 11pm, I walk away from the dancefloor at 7 at the earliest.

>>39838226
Have dinner with the wife, watch a movie, bone her and then watch fireworks from our balcony. Life isnt that difficult.

>>39838226
Carefully eat/driink maximum allowed amount of calories during the night...Alone. Fire few rockets and shit when i feel like it. Then on coming week work overtime to get back on my permacut schedule. (50lb done 50lb to go) I'll be ManBat next summer but i guess i can go powerlifter bulkeh if it gets too bad.

>>39840943
>For some reason every NYE i end up with a one night stand even though I try not to

Yooooo though I cannot honestly say I try to avoid it

>>39841184
>hallucinogens in public

lmao

>>39838226
Not me bro I got lifts to do

Going to gym at 2 because it closes at 4 and then dinner with family and other people we know at 6. No plans after that. I guess my parents are hosting the people we eat dinner with at our place but those gatherings are always boring. Might finish the Jager I got left

>>39841434
pint since its measured in .1 grams typically. after the initial dose its a bump

>>39841434
I used to get crystals and put about .3g in gelatin capsules
So I called them "caps"
If you're the guy that thinks you're about to do all that shit and survive/have a good time then you're in for a rude awakening and I strongly advise against it..
Coke on molly? enjoy your cardiac arrest

>>39838896

Be sure to tell us about the gang bang, anon.

>>39842053
Boooooy

I have a rule to never drink in the presence of people I'm in a weird state with

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>>39841957
See >>39842097

I don't blame her, she's young and foolish. We all were at one point. I slutted it up before chilling out with her. Drugs and sex was all I was about until her. She eventually wanted to experience such a life instead of just hearing about mine.

I just wish things were how they were the first couple years of us dating. I have yet to feel such highs again.

>>39842780
Probably a good rule, anon.

>>39838226

I drink sometimes when I'm bulking and honestly I feel like I can perform great on lifts on the days after. May be the extra calories?

Anyway, yeah drink and mdma

>>39841954
Not who you replied to, but the other day I went out on 220ug
You need to be experienced, and have something to chill you out. For me it was phenibut and alcohol.

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Shitpost all night

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>>39842852
Sounds like you two are just in different stages of your lives. Hopefully you'll find someone who's in the same stage as you soon.

>>39838226
Gong out with some friends, sadly I dont know how to dance so, somehow, I need to learn in the next 24hours so I dont look like a retard sitting

>>39842852
I had a similar experience.

There's no way to discipline her without being a hypocrite and making her hate you, and you won't want her back when she's used up. Rinse and repeat I guess.

>>39841196
This

Even if you're drunk alone it's better than being sober on nye

>Tfw never got drunk in my life afaik
>i've drank 5 shots 3 weeks ago and nothing happened
>been drinking couple glasses of wine in my meals and nothing

so when do I know the alcohol is hitting or something? Im scared of getting overly drunk or some shit to the point I lose conscience of what im doing

>>39838896
She hawt ?

>>39843549
Are you 12?

>>39843549
Buy a bottle of pussers gunpowder proof rum and drink it all

>>39843576
I barely drink alcohol, and when I do its just a few glasses of expensive af wine, sangria or champagne

I guess growing up with a drunk father made me stay away from it

>>39843227
I think so as well. Thanks, anon.

>>39843471
>used up
You'd think after 5+ dudes in less than a year and getting knocked up / aborting would be used up enough for me to not care.
Oh well. You are very correct though, I didn't want to be a hypocrite.

On to the next, as they say.

>>39838226
Either sit at home and hope I find someone streaming Kamen Rider like last year, or go to bed early.

Think about how I want my life to be in the next year.

Meditate.

Read and finish Apuleius, and maybe read a few Conan tales.

Drink some rum and watch Joul's Holland with my missus before bed.

>>39841406
Lol?

>>39841179
>hangover
you can drink responsibly you know, fucking idiot.

>>39841179
>wow he's so hot and disiciplined! Not sharing a drink with everyone and partaking in the merry making, he's so stoic and cool just standing there, I can't wait to sleep with him.

Said no woman ever.

>>39844796
They do actually find that sort of guy attractive.

Only if he's attractive though

>>39844806
This.
I've met some EXTREMELY hot chicks with average guys because they didn't drink or smoke like they did.
Women are fucking stupid, they like you for that shit and like you if you don't at all because LOL EVERYONE DOES
They're just whores.

>>39838226
I talked to my gym crush today and when we were leaving I said "okay see you around" and she said "see you soon." I don't know what she means. If she's there tomorrow I will ask her out.

>>39838226
I'm going to have one drink: a shot of ZzzQuil and read a book.

Why is everyone obsessed with starting the new year by being drunk?

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The gang's going to a house party
We're all gonna get drunk on cheap disgusting alcohol, then we're gonna pretend we're way drunker than we actually are to try fucking our female friends

>father hates my best friend so he cant come over
>other friend isnt sure if hes coming over

the plan was to go out to bars/clubs and get fucked but i guess i'll just go with my parents(theyre visiting some friends or whatever)

fucking sucks. 2016 was good tho

>>39844991

It means nothing. She knows you will very soon be in the gym as a regular, so she will see you soon

>>39845022

Kek basically all house parties with people in their 20s

>>39838226
Seeing movie with gf then returning home and going to bed at a reasonable time to preserve gains.

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>>39838226
I'm only 18 so i can't really go out to bars or anything. people I know that will be drinking at home together aren't really great people either. overweight, constantly eat bad food, regularly drink alcohol, uneducated, etc. not people i really enjoy associating with.

will probs just stay home like usual or hit the gym if its a gym day

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>>39838226
I dunno, get a gf maybe
>
>

>>39838226
UFC, Getting drunk then gonna start my cut on the next day, Getting all the bs xmas/nye crap out of the way before i cut.

>>39838226
Working my bar job. Making some fat cash and starting the new year with a hungover free cheat meal.

>>39845344
>UFC
the fights are tonight lad

>>39845421
It's new years eve 12:48pm in Aus atm.

>>39838226

me

>>39838896
Make sure to bring condoms. Creampieing your bff's mommy is top kek until you're his uncle.

Run a filter on the mason jars full of piss in my room and collect the drinking water like I do at the end of every month. Saves money on my water bill by making it so I don't have to drink tap water, only shower with it.

>>39838962
>go for a run while listening to music about 9pm in the dark
>do a bit of shadowboxing
>get a shower and go to my grillfriends for about 11pm

Did you fuck her anon? Did you fuck her?

I need to know.

>>39838985
Starring in your very own orgy?

>>39838226
going on a yacht with some chick friends under the golden gate bridge and around SF. Might do a little coke, will probably smoke some weed and drink since its an open bar. not sure what to ingest lol

>>39838226
Thinking about rolling, is it worth it if I'm not going to a rave or anything, just parties?

Grab a tall can, hit up a get together, flirt with all the single girls and leave shortly after 12

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>>39838571
C'mon over here sport and take a seat. Let's zap away your degeneracy today

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>>39841629
My mother fucking nigga

Fin Du Monde is fucking great. Happy New Year fellow canuck.

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>>39838226
brehs...

I'll go downtown and meet NYE on a bar street

>Going to female coworkers party
>Gonna drink and try to smash any non fat female
>appears that there will be more females then males there
How can I guarantee getting laid? Im decent looking, relatively fit, and tall

>>39842000
this

>>39846997
>How can I guarantee getting laid?
Casually take off your shirt and start flexing. Works every time

>>39840922
comfy

im gonna go to the gym and do squats before it closes at 12 and then im gonna play counter strike

gym is closed on new years day so that sucks but monday will be fun because im lifting with someone

>>39847020
I lack a 6 pack so id rather not. Do plan on wearing a tighter shirt so the sleeves are hugging the shit out of my arms.

Gym and a healthy dinner. I work at 7am tomorow.

My friends are playing world of warcraft all night and im not into that so nothing.

>>39843549
You didn't even start to feel kind of discombobulated after 5 shots?
Sometimes it sneaks up on you, the first time I drank I downed a (pre-nerf) 4 Loko and some shots and was feeling fine, then according to a friend literally descended into slurred gibberish in the middle of a sentence.

Just pace yourself (drink a pint of water after every 3 drinks) and you won't get too drunk too fast, though most people end up making fools of themselves the first time they get drunk, it's a part of life

Not drinking at all anymore but I'll be raging on k for sure. Maybe smoke some buds and chill too.

Couldnt find an appropriate thread so I'll just ask here.
My girlfriend is a pretty good girl. Modest, has manners and all, y'know not your typical girl nowadays. She loves me and I love her. But sometimes, just sometimes, she is the horniest thing on the planet, and says/does some of the dirtiest things imaginable. Is this bad? or good? pls help brehs.

>>39848089
This is very good. Enjoy your sexy times. Be glad you have a girl like that. Some are weird and won't do anything fun.

>>39848110
I guess I'm not marrying the girl, so I should enjoy it. Always gotta try ruin things for myself tho :(

Also to contribute to the thread:
Gave up drinking when I was 16 after my dad found me blind drunk at a party and decided to fight the owner of the house for letting kids drink booze. lel

>>39838226
Going out with my classmates and her friends to the Marquee (Sydney familia here). Gonna hook up with and grind on as many qts as possible (wear tight shirt to confuse girls about my dyel body, works with Asian girls, which I am into).

>>39846997
Relax, have fun, don't overthink it or else they can fucking smell the thirst and desperation.

Be the best version of yourself and be outgoing.

Good luck bro

>>39848158
Moving to sydney soon. Girls cute there? Nice places to go?

>>39848199
Women:
Depends on your social circle and suburb
Australian women of every race are uglier than their native foreign counterparts. Aka ugly white and ugly Asian women.

There are gems though, often not found in clubs.

Slutty, bitchy and basic are words for the average Sydney woman of her 20s.

Chads would have a hell of a time here.

Nice places:
Lots, beautiful city. Just beautiful. CBD is just right, but starting to get crowded.

Avoid clubs with a large Indian, nigger or middle eastern population because they have no sense of space and the men are perfectly happy to grind their arse in yours and then pretend nothing fucking happened when you confront the subhumans.

>>39838962
How's your girl feel about having no friends/social circle?

>last time we had that game of drink one shot and tell one wish or secret
>say(infront of my gf) I'd like a threesome
>hot af girl(class mate, she's here for one year only) with instagram tier body(no fucking waist could prob fit my hand around her body and a big ass ass) asks me what kind of girl I'm into and who would I like to bang in such a curious way
>was probably a bit drunk and just said "idk someone hot"
>realize the whole thing as II wake up next morning
>fuck

Welp famiglia, this time I got invited again for NY party and she wanted me to dance last time but I refused since I have no clue how
How the fuck do I learn simple basic shit to look fine in a club? it's just in 13-15 hours and the clubs will be PACKED

>>39848934
Just do the bob & reload

>>39848934
you wont

just laugh it off as "dad dancing" or something

then tell her you'll choke her

Just finished my final workout of 2016 with an hour to spare, feeling great. Come at me, 2017!

>>39845022
Why do people have house parties anymore when you can just go out? Is it in a American thing?

>>39838226
Having dinner with my best friend and his family, then shoot rockets and go out to party somewhere.

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>>39848939

>>39848992
bars and clubs fucking suck, they cost a lot, they're loud as fuck, they basically offer nothing. Why would you ever leave the comfort of your house, or someone else's house, when you can just enjoy time with your friends there?

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was going to go out but now im deathly ill and feel like shit, at least my gains will thank me right?

>tfw illness is going to take my social and physical gains away

>>39848939
kek

>>39848942
sounds like a plan

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>>39849078
lol are you me? Was supposed to go to a party as well but now I feel like shit and will just stay at home

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>>39838226
My plan was to chill with my friends but they all got the flu. Was planning to spray paint shit and set fireworks off.

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I'm still recovering from being sick earlier this week, so I'll probably go to a bar by myself or just stay home and relax.

>>39838253
I might your mom

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>>39848939
guaranteed pussi

>>39838244
same + jägermeister

>>39841772
You're a fucking idiot man. Stop prolonging the pain. Go an live your life without her.

>>39849280
taht swag

>tfw everyone here with a plan
I will sit at home, browse 4chan, and train my wizardry powers as I always did. Also I'll be busy imagining how my upcoming gyno surgery is gonna fail and leave me with horrible scars and flabby chest.

>>39846828
Virgin detected

>>39844796
Hahahahahaha

>>39844690
drink cum? :^)

>>39844690
is this what you're reading?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Golden_Ass

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>>39845022
yeah you do this, and while you are getting drunk and being a retard in your 20s, Arnold won 6 Mr olympias, and one more later. Had literally the world's best body and was a millionaire before he was 30. But you keep getting wasted in a house party all you like m8 it's up to you :^)

>>39838226
my friends excluded me
a good friend of mine agreed i can hang out with her friends, so i'll be the only guy between 7 chicks
gonna be nice, way better than the sausage fest my "friends" are hosting

>>39841179
You sound fun.

>>39850316
Lol in his early 20s Arnold would get drunk all the time with his body building bros and just go out and pick fights with strangers at bars to tear shit up. For the majority of his young the dude was a self proclaimed animal who ate and drank like a barbarian

>>39838226
Dinner with friends, then we'll head to my local bar for an open mic event and going to sleep after midnight.

>>39841184
are you sure you wanna do three entire molliez??? xD

>>39838226
drink and smoke myself to death while playing erotic rpg maker games might throw in some drunk ohping

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>>39846877
>>39841629

my french canadian boys, love this strong shit

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gonna go meet my old pals from high school and eat some shrooms and drink beers, until then Im gonna spend the evening with my parents and eat dinner with them and watch the fireworks

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>introducing my girlfriend to my muslim dad who is not okay with it at some seafood restaurant
>rickards red + tequila gettin drunk
>roomate and his gf joining
>weed
>sex
>more drinking
>my grunge friends nye party

> All these people with friends and girlfriends and parties and sex

I'll just go kms, lads. Thanks for the fun times.

Meeting some friends for dinner and then we're gonna do MDMA

Happy new year, lads!

>>39838226
Early night, NYE ceased to be a decent night out after my mid twenties.

>>39850719
Is that you, sausage?

>no friends
>sisters invited me out but i have social anxiety around strangers (fuck that)
>stay home
>pretend like i have a life (hide from internet friends)
>be alone online AND irl

its the same shit every year since my best friend got a girlfriend desu, faggot acts like I don't exist

Get home from work around 11:20 pm
Eat some food, take preworkout, hit the gym, watch some movie and th th thats it folks. Not a fan of new years stuff

>>39850778
Anxiety blows. Weed cured it for me, but if you don't already smoke it will make it worse. Try exactly 5 shots of Rum/Whiskey. Any more and you're approaching drunk, any less is just a buzz. (6'4" 270lb)

Really probably won't be doing shit. Currently withdrawing from suboxone 16 mg. Its gonna be a rough next few days. But I'll be fine. Have fun bros but limit drinking to couple drinks or you'll regret it later.

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>>39838489

>tfw your ex is going to get her new year's eve kiss from someone else

I've been with a lot of other girls since we broke up two and half years ago.... but I still care about her more than the other women I've slept with.

What gives?

>>39850610
Get comfy, have a nice beer or glass of wine or liquor, listen to a good podcast, and just relax brah. Being alone is pretty alright sometimes.

>>39850857
>Being alone is pretty alright sometimes
This is not one of those times. I need to feel loved and accepted and a podcast won't do that.

>>39850876
They make me feel like I have friends. It's good enough.

>>39850440
pick fights? he was arrogant but I doubt he was fighting.

>>39841954
>how can you even function on that amount?

u's a fucking bitch i took 400ug the first time i took acid and did it alone

>>39841778
Candy flipping is incredibly popular at parties/raves

>>39850836
being a little bitch sure must suck

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>>39851365
Must be awesome having your life m8

>>39838489
>555comeonnow.jpg

>>39841264
If a girl chooses to hang out with you instead of partying with her friends you know she wants the d

>>39851384
i just want my internet friends to move on and not get stuck in melodramatic thought-relationship that don't matter shit in the long run

>>39851430
Exactly. You better give her the d or just end your life.

REEEEEEEEEE

>alone on NYE again
>going to bed before midnight since there's nothing else to do
how can i get friends?

>>39850316
yeah arnold would have done coke instead

>>39851483
Go out without friends maybe? When my friends let me down I go into the club by myself, there are enough people to talk to and meet. Alcohol and xtc helps as well lol

>>39851483
Go to your local drug club. Drink some alcohol to get loose and be open to mdma/ecstasy

>>39841184
>3 hits of molly

>>39851517
another problem is NYE is expensive, every place has $40 cover, when usually it's $10. and drinks cost more too

>>39838226
Going to do my leg day at Awakenings in Amsterdam tonight.. Wompf Wompf Wompf

bitch coming over with weed and rhum

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>>39838226
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I went out last night to celebrate a friend's birthday and it was ok, only had 4 beers cause on that diet grind but honestly i may just stay home tonight and play bingo with my family cause i haven' spent quality time with them for a while. i was invited to a small gathering with the birthday girl and her friends but honestly i'm just not about celbrating new years with booze

>>39838226
How well did everyone go?

I went to a club at the casino with my wing girls (they don't wing girl me, I just do well with women whenever I go out with them).

Approached 3 women, started making out and grinding on the dance floor with one. She's so thirsty about me, probably could have fucked her if she wasn't flying to her home country today.

Turns out she had like over 10 drinks and two lines of cocaine. I literally started smashing my boner into her arse on the dance floor while rubbing her crotch, shit would have gone further if her cunt friend didn't cock block me. No wonder drug dealers get laid so much. Got her number later.

Hope you all got lucky too.

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>>39848077
>raging on k
any bros here like the vitamin k? Its my favorite vitamin by far. I feel like it actually has a positive effect on my life. Its not really a party vitamin though imo. Best to chill and listen to some good music and contemplate things.

>>39852638
Only tried it once, after a night of mandy. Didn't really enjoy it, thought I think it would be better by myself with some music like you said.

>>39841038
>playing shitty video games on NYE
Why?

>>39852349
Didn't get laid

>"Hope you all got lucky too"

my fucking sides

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drank just a little, slightily drunk now.
a lonely new year in my room, but thats okay , i've done incredible progress this year, lost V card, got lot of girl attention from girls and didnt reject ed it like i used to.

this new year is gonna be good, i'm gonna finaly start to look good, should be able to do a long bulk / cut cycle and look good at the end.

meeting a cutie on monday evening, already got nudes from her from teasing her with pictures of me.

alsoi been talking normaly with her for like 2 weeks or something liek that.
i think it can lead somewhere good.

also finaly feeling happy that i got dumped by my ex, wich was my first gf.
i now understand that i have so much choice and attention from women that i shouldnt even be waste my time by being sad because of rejection.

did a fetlife account a week or so ago, so much attention too, it's jsut fun.

fuck this year ios gonna be good.
also cant wait to eat her pussy and ass.
only ate ass in my dreams yet, but thats a fucking, big turn on for me.

Already worked out today. Going to play some vidya and then read for like 3 hours and then sleep.

>>39852638
Its so weird.
Feels like being drunk in space.
Its bretty gud, too much gets out of hand real quick though.

>>39852677
Yeah for sure its better by yourself. It can make you act weird like people on salvia if you've ever seen that. I think you need to give it another try sometime though. Theres something special about this vitamin. I dont know how to describe it but when you hit the right dose theres nothing like it. Feels kinda like floating through space with all your worries, anxiety and negative feelings gone completely. There was actually some stuff called Mexxy but unfortunaly its not around anymore. That was the best one of them all. But what you can get nowadays on the clearnet is not bad either. If you're interested I can give you some more info.

>>39852753
>too much gets out of hand real quick
Thats for sure. 100 mg is my limit. Its definitely not the sort of thing you just throw out on the table and start snorting lines like coke. You really need a scale to do it right or at least dose volumetricaly in a solution.

>>39852744
Godspeed anon.

Christmas Eve I made Gin and Tonic, shit was cash, had around 5 glasses and I only felt a slight buzz, for NYE I made White Russian, also my first time trying vodka, boy oh boy did I fuck up.
>first glass, already dizzy
>second glass, can barely keep my head from drifting
What other cocktails should I try and make /fit/? I feel for the liquid jew.

>>39852756
Yeah I just felt pretty confused the whole time, took me like 10 minutes to change the tv channel. Was Mexxy just MXE?

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>>39852638
Anyone else interested. There are a lot of studies being done using ketamine to treat depression. From what I understand most of them have shown it to be effective. I think it will be used as a primary treatment for depression in the next 10 years. Current depression medications are still following an outdated hypothesis. They still follow more seratonin = good and happy. Ketamine is the future and will be here sooner or late.

>>39841196
>>39843519
Oh fuck off. I used to have this outlook, then I became an alcoholic, and now I can't drink or I'll literally die in a month. Which is a thing I wish for the both of you, fagets.

>>39852918
>Mexxy just MXE?
Yes it was much better IMO but also more addictive. The best available now is called dck and its about $40 per g. Which is not really a bad deal. You can get 10-20 uses out of that easily.

I'm hammering rye and trying to ignore how happy my brother and his gf are at the family dinner.

>>39852918
>took me like 10 minutes to change the tv channel.
I get the same way sometimes on it. Trying to type my password will take me 5-10 tries sometimes. But its not always the direct effects I'm after. Sometimes I just use it to get the afterglow the following days. It seems pretty stupid and practically turns you into a retard but the days following it are great. I always feel pretty happy, calm and content the next day.

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>>39838226
I feel like going out with my friends like last year however I doubt I'll be ablw to get away from my family tonight.

>>39852939
lol

>>39841196
>practicing sobriety
>controlling your base passions
>loser

Top meme friend.

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> staying up late
kills testosterone
> binge drinking
increases estrogen

i'll be eating broccoli and grass-fed steak and going to bed at 830 pm after a nice cold shower

bumps for ket bros

>>39853209
You incredible faggot

>>39841831
>my last bang, boys
yes

>>39849280
not smooth at all, really needs work. All the reload motions should flow together with the bobbing, not that robotic.

2/10

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>>39851446
>>39851365

Seeing as how I still have sex with other women and have a normal life but still like the ex a lot is pretty normal normie shit bruh

If I was a frog poster who got hung up on his only lay than maybe I would think you had merit

But in the long run I'll get over it once I find nice qt3.14 Latina that is worth a damn

>>39854500
Tbh, would totally watch 6 amateur nerdy guys fuck 1 chick like pic related man

>>39854500
wow youre a normie cool story

get off here then, go to reddit if youre such a normie alpha male stud

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>>39838226

fap and go to bed.

already fapped today, so won't be fapping again.

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ill continue being a virginal loser, probably read these threads for several more hours and then go to bed when im too tired to hate myself more

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>>39854521

Jokes on you

I already do, but I've been here since 2007

:)

>>39838226
friends didn't do shit so i was at home. played some pillars of eternity and mafia 3, had some dirty grannies. pretty shit night, wished i was with friends
FUCK