How do I get this body?

become a bubbly water salesman

>>39836354
Find Hafthor Bjornsson, convince him to go back in time and impregnate your mom.

Proper diet and exercise

>>39836481
would you watch that?

>>39836354
>be 6'9
>eat every piece of food you can get your hands on
>take steroids
>train as hard as you can for the better part of a decade

>>39836354
>How do I get this body
>Picture of a strongman
Well, this might sound crazy, but have you considered strongman training?

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>>39836502
What? No way!

>>39836354

>belly wider than chest
>belly protrudes further than chest


people will defend this

>m-m-m-m-muh ability to put things up and down!

>>39836354
neglect quads

>>39836354
SS+GOMAD

>>39836973

this guy deadlifts 460kg

he has strong quads

>>39836354
grow up doing sports. Start getting into weight lifting in highschool. I'm talking about a meeting your required calories daily and getting hard work outs in everyday. Then, when you're a senior in highschool, start taking roids. And btw, if you're going to turn in your natty card, you may as well go full in. So when you start taking roids, eat clen and tren hard, and start eating 4-5k a day as well. By the time you're 20, you should be 250lbs. By the time you're 23, you should be 300lbs or close too it. I also expect nothing less than a 400lb bench press and a 7pl8 deadlift.

>>39836354

A vaguely typical stongman stack:

>HGH year round
>1g+ test/week for most of the year
>Orals most of the year - halotestin & turinabol are the best
>Tren/sust now and again