Random Fit Encounters

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Random Fit Encounters 2016-12-30 05:31:30 Post No. 39836295
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Random Fit Encounters Anonymous 2016-12-30 05:31:30 Post No. 39836295 [Report]

>Work used goods retail.
>Man gets pair of dumbells with two 5 and 3 plates.
>Effortlessly hold one in hand thinking that they were 8 pounds as I explain to him it "is" a set.
>Realized they were 16 pounds each of total 32 pounds afterward because quanto dose 5&3 disks on bar when he had to hold them in with both arms.

Anonymous 2016-12-30 05:43:27 Post No.39836411
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Anonymous 2016-12-30 05:43:27 Post No.39836411 [Report]

>walk up to guy at my gym
>tell him he's looking really fit
>he tells me he's really lucky that he's had the chance to lift and he referenced me to some online web site that has something to do with the Irish
>smile and ask him what he's talking about
>he scoffs at me and goes back to his 1p8 deadlifts
>call him a dyel fucking faggot who's never going to make it
>hear him whisper "y-you too" as I walk away

Anonymous 2016-12-30 06:43:46 Post No.39836818
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Anonymous 2016-12-30 06:43:46 Post No.39836818 [Report]

>>39836295
>Finish workout
>Getting ready for shower in locker room
>Only one in there so have music playing on speaker
>Older guy walks in and starts changing too
>Asks what band I'm listening to
>Tell him
>Get in the shower and start washing my body
>He gets in too and asks what soap I'm using
>Tell him
>Get horny randomly, pop a chub
>Guy notices and asks what I'm thinking of
>Tell him
>Asks if I want help with it
>Tell him yes
>Goes to town on me
>Getting close
>Tell him
>Blow my load, shit was cash
>Tell him that too

Anonymous 2016-12-30 06:50:51 Post No.39836858
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Anonymous 2016-12-30 06:50:51 Post No.39836858 [Report]

>leg day
>absolutely go fuckin mental in leg day pop 2 yohimbines and do 2 sets of 8, 5 sets of 5, and two singles on squat as well as similar volume for 5 other exercises
>wrapping up squat
>455x1
>barely get it almost pass out from exertion, I'm on one knee huffing and puffing
>random guy walks up "wow man I wish I could squat that much"
>central nervous system completely fried I just pant out "yea man me too"
>looks at me like u fuckin wot m8 and leaves

>later that same workout
>swim for 30 minutes
>go in locker room to shower and change
>try to de stimulate myself from going apeshit on leg day while changing, am milfag and wife hates when I bring aggression home
>put on Brudda Izzy Somewhere over the rainbow while chilling there doing death breaths
>locker room full of dudes with military haircuts and tattoos since military town
>sing along ensues
>"you gents have a good night"
>leave

Anonymous 2016-12-30 06:53:13 Post No.39836875
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Anonymous 2016-12-30 06:53:13 Post No.39836875 [Report]

>>39836411
I know this may may

Anonymous 2016-12-30 07:09:01 Post No.39836990
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Anonymous 2016-12-30 07:09:01 Post No.39836990 [Report]

>>39836858
>m-me too

iktf

Anonymous 2016-12-30 09:06:25 Post No.39837566
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>>39836411
>tell him he's looking really fit
>call him a dyel fucking faggot who's never going to make it

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