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Makes you think
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They look the same except
>Superman is confident and heroic
>Clark Kent is awkward, clumsy and cowardly

so I guess personality really does make a difference
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It's because Superman is the obvious genetic alpha male.

Look at Clark Kent. Glasses? Literal genetic garbage.
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>>39835585
Clark Kent;
>Timid
>Yes Man
>Glasses
>Shit fashion sense
>Beta orbits Lois Lane
>Wimps out at slightest provocations and always mysteriously "Disappears" (Runs away)
>Doesn't exhibit any desires to stand up for himself
>Did I mention he's a fucking pussy?
Superman;
>Strength to destroy entire continents and civilizations
>Uses strength save them instead
>Dark, tall, and mysterious
>Smartest man on planet
>Stands up for what he believes is right, doesn't take shit from anyone
>Wears form fitting/skin tight suit to show off gains
>No homo with Batman

It's clear which is the superior specimen for the purpose of procreation.
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>>39835585
>>39835645
Even though they look the same, I bet that if a woman gets herself a Clark Kent and tries to change him into Superman, it'd look like she's one hell of a bitch.
Of course women would want a Superman - a confident man that has charisma. The effort is not worth it otherwise. It's not even about the looks.
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Superman could look like Brendan Frazer and would still be rolling in pussy.

Social status>everything else
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>>39835585
https://youtu.be/iJ2rgTiKF2w
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>>39836215
Not social status as is the way of behavior.
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>>39835585
Meh - Superman has always been boring because Clark Kent is the alter ego. Spiderman and pic related had better "relationships" with their alter egos and as such slowly became better and came of age as the stories went on.

As for irl - this is probably made by a friend-zoned high school/college kid who never understood that, again, Clark Kent is the alter ego and not Superman. Clark is supposed to be invisible so he doesn't blow Sups' cover.
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Clark Kent runs away like a little bitch when disaster strikes

Superman always arrives when disaster strikes
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>>39837447
and whenever the disaster is solved by Superman and he leaves, ONLY THEN does Clark Kent come crawling back
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>>39836186
>dark, tall, mysterious
Fucking Synder.
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>>39835585
But Clark Kent is married to this.
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>>39836186
>tfw clark would do anything for lois but she's banging superchad behind his back

Superman is such a dick
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>>39835585
No woman would walk past Clark Kent if he looked like Henry Cavill.
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>>39837555
Trips of Truth. Lois dropped her panties the moment Bruce Wayne turned up in World's Finest.

Filthy whore.
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>>39836186
smartest man after batman
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>>39837485
Don't blame Snyder. Blame David S Goyer, who wrote the script. Anyone who watched the Dark Knight trilogy should've expected a dark, mysterious, gritty Superman.
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Women want Lex Luthor more than superman tbqh
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>>39837937
>this is what batfags actually believe
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How the fuck do people in the DC universe not know that Clark Kent is superman? He's jus wearing fucking glasses
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>>39838108
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>>39838108
>>39838175
>delusional baldlets

Superman had the hottest woman on the planet on his dick. A literal amazon and literal goddess.
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>>39838307
>implying Luthor hasn't fucked Wondy and Lois
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>>39838317
Go to bed, Lex. That ass belongs to the cock of steel. You can have Lois.
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>>39838307
Powergirl is hotter straight and hasn't been fisted to useless by angry huge handed warrior dykes.
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>>39838342
WW drawn by Fabok > any version of Peej
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>>39838350
>BvS costume design
dropped
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>>39838365
If there's one thing that's good about BvS Wonder Woman it's the costume.
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>>39835585
Can we get some aesthetic pics of Supes in this shit, /fit/ related of course
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>>39835585
makes the hair in your neck area grow stronger
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>>39835585
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>>39838307
wonderwoman is a dude
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>>39838141
>he didn't read a single comic in the past 50 years
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>>39836186
>Smartest man on the planet

Who are Terry Sloane and Michael Holt?
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