Oh my anon, you've grown so... big
>>39828962
thanks mom
>>39828962
this is a good thread OP.
post more.
for you
You too mom
Wow, you look like you've been working out anon!
W..wait..really? But all the kids at school said differently. You're serious? Haha...thanks.
Come in, Anon, help me prep your meals for the week. Then you can help me prep my anus
>>39828962
>British
>chef
Would still love to cook something with her, then bend her over the counter and pump some heavy cream into her English muffin while the stock simmers, if you know what I'm saying.
What do you mean you can't eat that? A Macro? like mac and cheese?
>>39829105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
>>39829085
holy shit this is one fucking hot milf
How do I get to fuck a milf
>>39829085
What a tease, literally has anal beads around her neck
Kill yourselves back to /tv/ mommyfags
>>39829160
Not that hard. They crave 20yr old cock. With MILFs you can be more upfront.
>>39829221
disgusting
>>39828962
>mfw my aunt actually said this
>mfw she remarked on how weird it is to say that to an adult
Is my aunt autistic?
>>39829238
no u
>>39829239
She wants to fuck.
>>39829239
post pic of aunt anon
>>39829221
She looks like a goblin in the thumbnail
>>39829221
Normally I can't stand MILFs but she's a real qt.
>>39829317
She is married to my uncle and they have two childs, I think she's just autistic.
>>39829325
"no"
>>39829221
>>39829328
>>39829335
Some of you would literally pick a skelly trap with a dick over this.
>>39829357
>trap with a dick
kek
>>39829357
Ew, cleavage freckles. Her face and big titties are nice but I hate that.
>>39828962
>BBRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPFFFFF
>>39829160
Go to a bar and talk to some. Older women are better at conversation and easier to hit it off with imo. I stayed the night at a milf's apartment two weekends ago.
Oh Anon you look so veiny and overall healthy, I bet you're a magnificent cook
>>39829161
right?
>>39829752
nah but i have a magnificent cock
>>39829100
How about I just fuck you in the ass and you prep my meals for the week yourself
>>39829127
eewww
>>39829160
look muscular, like a toy. face doesnt matter that much as long as youre either cute or masculine. just dont be ugly
>>39829221
No, make me four eggs in a pan, unstirred
>>39829239
she likes to play. buy her a boardgame for next christmas
>>39829357
does she powder her cleavage or is that just shit skin?
>>39829760
How do you manage to stay so healthy then? Do you just eat whatever?
>>39829831
yes, mostly ass.
Man ass.
>>39829831
squats and oats
>>39829849
That doesn't sound very nutritious
>>39829859
That sounds more like it. How much do you squat Anon? I bet you squat a lot!
>>39829907
>>39829907
Stop posting this dye and post real MILFs like pic related.
>>39829919
how about someone posts more of this milf >>39829085
>>39829752
Ye and thats why i dont fuck women with who look like boys
>>39828962
Why are Mods allowing this fucking bullshit on a FITNESS board? Seriously, what the fuck is your problem. And even over 40 replies in less than two hours... Fucking kill yourselves!
>>39829221
I'd rather have a pizza that ass
>>39829965
Stfu
Do you want to go out or stay in the room tonight, Anon?
Thanks for inviting me over, Anon. Shall we fire up the place together now? I brought apples.
Ready for a round of Magic the Gathering?
>>39830001
this looks like a tranny
>>39830023
>those nipple rings
she must be wicked in bed
Do I look weird from the side, Anon?
Have you done your stretches yet, Anon? I can help you with that.
>>39830044
FUUUUUU my dick
I think it's really nice of you to bring me out here Anon. Haven't seen a lot of the outside world ever since Michael and I broke up.
>>39829965
As if the mods do shit around here anyway
>>39828962
and you used to be a boy dad, why did you do this.
>>39828962
Thanks micheal jackson
>>39829127
she's cute for an old lady, but I suspect she is not that old.
>>39830033
She is clearly playing Settlers of Cataan
>>39829794
over easy or sunny side up faggot?
>>39829965
milfs are a big part of making it anon shut the fuck up
go have the same thread about what pointless multivitamin you take or what exercise helps your obliques and lower abbs even though you know they are genetic
meanwhile post more milfs boys
>>39830089
Women aren't very clever
>>39830096
Sunny side up. Just make an unstirred omelette that will fit on a round plate
>>39830096
I giggled by the way. You sound like a real female
Fucking aye guys, I'm visiting my stepmom for the christmas holidays and you hit me with this thread?
my dick is diamond. halp.
(also on nofap for last 2 weeks so i'm about to fucking burst)
Anon! I haven't seen you in ever! Wow, you look like you've been working out, I bet you could lift me right up!
>>39830104
>milfs are a big part of making it
In the "you arent making it" sense?
If you are making it and have access to prime pussy at 16-20 years of age why pick a 25+ who most likely has several kids?
>>39830171
found the guy who hasn't fucked a divorced mom before
>>39829907
>>39829831
>>39829752
>dykes ironically think that if they cut their hair off with a butchers knife they will look good
wat
>>39829773
>Letting someone who uses that much butter in her cooking prep your meals.
>Making it.
Pick one, dyel.
>>39830191
you are correct
>>39830176
>He hasnt fucked low value girls
Is this supposed to be an insult?
>>39829989
underrated pun
>>39828962
yep, it's about 11 inches.
>>39829357
How did you ever find out about her? She's fucking hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GLf0HcNAv4
>Southern bell
My dick.
>>39830232
>reboot, cleanse, juice
>mom science
>>39830053
>I can help you with that.
you probably could, you're stretching the stomach of that shirt pretty tight aren't you.
>>39830089
I would 100% plow the target brand ann coulter.
>tfw my moms milf friend who just got divorced actually told that to me and started flirting heavily
I would never try to do it though, It would feel so weird.
>>39829098
lol.
>>39830332
Yes I am. And I have other shirts
>>39830345
pussy
>>39830150
>you're lifting me up right now ;^)
>>39830345
>It would feel so weird.
>get with mums friend
>nervous because
>can't get it up
>mom and friend now try to talk about impotence and ways to fix it
>mom thinks you're either gay or diseased
Golly, Anon... how you've grown! Why don't you come relax with me?
>>39829085
hottest one ITT
Spot the ex-pornstar
>>39830375
>QT extrophy wife mom >>39829221 is not the hottest one
>>39830363
My god those tits
I can be a mother too you know!!
>>39829350
cuck your uncle, cuck your father's brother
>>39830380
why does that woman have only 1 leg
>>39830460
it's not the same, I mean muh dik and all that but it's different, the confining factor of being a milf is being over 40 and attractive enough to be fuckable
>>39830463
>my brother's son's girlfriend's son
>>39830465
Kek holy shit
>>39829357
>>39830044
Lots of goodies ITT but these two take the cake
>>39830463
I'm not principally against cucking someone, but I would not do it to friends or family, that's too far.
>>39829802
what did you mean by this?
>>39828962
>Don't test me
>>39830785
she likes to play. buy her a boardgame for next christmas
>>39829239
Tell me the full transcript of the conversation, i don't understand what you're saying (maybe I'm acoustic)
>>39830044
I just wish she didn't have the hair of a toddler
rich milfs with adul kids and husband or ex husband always look for 10/10 chads with big dongs
They just want to get bareback plumbing.
/fit/ is build of /r9k/ in denial or ex-/r9k/ and while they have nice body, face is below avg.
and face matter for milfs, young but aesthetic and manly.
Where do you meet milfs? Anybody has some experience?
>>39830171
>>39829965
Sounds like an angry cuckboy or a lesbian mad dudes want to oogle at women to me.
>>39830363
>>39830863
I-I don't understand
>>39830907
>give me hug
>oh my anon, you've gotten so big since last time!
>I just say uh thanks?
>well I guess maybe that's a little weird to say to an adult teehee
She also follows me around a lot at family parties and sits next to me all the time
>>39830981
>She also follows me around a lot at family parties and sits next to me all the time
she wants the D
>>39830981
same anon as before > >>39830907
shit son. is she a blood-relative?
Had the same experience this christmas, my sister tried to embarrass me at the table by showing my topless selfie off and aunt (mother's brother's wife) was so impressed and kept asking what I eat how much I train, etc.
>>39831011
she is married to my uncle
>>39830999
or maybe she is just assburgers?
>>39831016
if there were no consequences, and no one ever knew
>>39831083
I won't lie and say I wouldn't, but I won't because that's fucked up
>>39830916
made me kek
>>39830373
"d-dad? why are you dressed like that"
>>39830044
>kramerwithhugetits.png
>>39831102
You're missing an opportunity I'd kill for
>>39831444
I actually like my uncle and would rather not alienate my family Tbh
>>39831543
we're on an anonyous image board, and this is hypothetical. admitting someone is attractive and you'd fuck them isn't sin. don't sweat it brah
Why are you assholes not posting more MILFs?
>>39830919
>face matter for milfs
not when it's buried between those cheeks
>>39831593
I did say I would, granted that she wasn't my uncle's wife.
>>39829074
Worst jojo
>>39829132
Gold
>>39832364
Jonathan is
kys dyel fat pajeet cuck bitvh ass
>>39832364
Literally best jojo what the fuck are you talking about
>>39831700
I want the dog to watch...
>>39830919
Impressive calves for a milf desu
>sleeping late
>see a dream about hitting it with a milf
>could even feel her in the dream
>wake up
>biggest boner
i hate nofap, wet dreams are awful and you can't stay in bed during holidays because too horny
What do you want for dinner, Anon?
>nofap
>these threads
>>39829810
tanning beds
>>39832621
yikes
>>39828962
HNNNNNG NIGELLA FEED ME SOMETHING NUTRITIOUS TO ACCELERATE MY GAINS HNNNNNNNGGGGG
>>39830044
JUST
>>39831700
>>39829085
Best ITT
All other, gas yourselves.
>>39829221
This is apparently her site
http://holdingherown.com/
>>39832917
Read that as holdingherdown.com
>>39832917
>Here at Holding Her Own, I share about the things I love most: motherhood, essential oils, juicing, our journey toward a more holistic lifestyle, and my new found love, glamping in our Airstream travel trailer.
WEW. She can break out the essential oils and juice me any time
How do I find milfs? I live in Los Angeles so they have to be somewhere.
Give me those 10 years too late trophy wives.
>>39832497
your shaved pussy
>>39833247
Story anon?
>>39829105
gordon ramsay is british
MFW i only like divorced MILFS or teens, girls in 20s- early 30s disgust me
>>39828962
hell here I come
>>39833443
Me 2
Regret not going crazy on teen girls when younger
>>39830373
"Relax, don't do it"
>>39833598
>>39833443
>tfw the year I stopped working out I had regular aex with a 17, 24 and 28 year old
Separately of course.
17 was tight, but 28 was more intimate and passionate, 24 was worthlesa
Havent had sex for 2 years since i started working out
Feels bad man
>Dad says that I started to look massive.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>39830363
*sweats profusely*
A Milf thread on /fit/?
What a time to be alive
pity there aren't more /mirin/ stories
>>39832458
Not really, I mean you would expect older women to have big calves
>>39828962
Shes a shit chef and disgusting as a person
>>39829160
get a gf and wait 20 years
>>39828962
y-you gotta eat big to get big
>>39831543
>>Not killing your uncle and taking his wife
>>39830127
>>39832481
>>39832536
Does nofap even work at all?
bros, a 35 y.o. that has a husband matched me on tinder. She said her husband knows, should I cuck him?
>>39832364
>>39829085
wasn't this photo from a thread where the dude said she was his mom and they fucked?
>>39830465
Sides = destroyed
>>39832412
Found the self hating pajeet
>>39829085
omg
>>39836510
>>39836518
That depends completely on what your goal is. My goal was to stop wasting time watching porn and be more productive. Goal was achieved by not fapping as often.
>>39830919
This
I used to be a cute teen guy and milfs loved me. I even got sexually harassed by a MILF doctor taking advantage of me. Now I'm bald and ugly and while I got 3 times as much muscle, no MILF (or any woman) would give me even a look.
All that matters is how handsome you are, girls don't care for muscles unless you're already good looking.
>>39829085
would it really be odd to some 25 year old guy walking around with a milf like this?
girls would laugh but guys would be cool with it right?
>>39838223
Why would you walk around with a milf? They're for sex.
It would be really weird to have a relationship with someone 15+ years older than you.
>>39838223
>Walking around with a MILF
>Not brutally fucking the ancient cuntlet to within an inch of her life then carrying the passed out cum dripping fucktoy to her home a 4:30am ringing the doorbell and speeding away.
>>39838223
why would you give a shit what others think when you are banging such hot mom?
guaranteed envy of every man that sees you
>>39833247
she was too busy shaving to reply
>>39829415
Do you know what kind of texture that creates? Freckled titties are god tier titty fuck material
>>39829907
Pixie cuts are cute. Whatever the fuck she's done to her hair is not.
>>39830023
A-apples? I w--was think I mean thinking of m-melons but yeah apples its ok omg in so nervous
>>39830063
I brought you here becaue of the cheep surgeons so you could get some ass attached to yourself
>>39830033
>milf
This girl is 25 max
>>39829098
>moms' cleavage saving lives every day
>>39830171
>being autistic but unironically
>>39830363
M-Mom l already have a gf please stop
>>39830465
Top fucking kek it looks like one giant leg
>>39830919
Literally
>be fit
>don't be a manlet
>grow a beard (beards make you look manlier if you can grow one properly)
>>39836534
Do it for all of us who can't anon. Cuck him hard
>Anon!
>Are you looking at your Aunt's ass?!
>>39840836
y-yes
>>39833329
Someone made a fake text exchange and posted it on the Internet to ruse idiots.
>>39840836
Hard not to, it's fucking massive.
>>39840836
That's a lot to deal with right now
>>39828962
I love older women. They know how to have sex and it's an amazing fucking feeling getting hit on by them. They know how to flirt and put the sexiness in their voice when they do. The biggest thing for me is when they eye-fuck you.
>>39829350
FUCK HER
BECOME MILK BROTHERS WITH UNCLE
>>39833247
ma nigga
bump'
>>39842418
only thing i remember about that episode were the milfs
>>39829085
That's the smallest fucking horse I've ever seen
>>39844667
Kek
>>39829752
Yea fuck you too
>>39840836
>sorry anon, I'm really busy at the moment. Can you come back later tonight?
>>39836534
show pics anon
>>39829831
holy shit that watermelon looks delicious. you can still see the crystalized sugar and glisten of the moisture despite the heart being cracked. perfect pink flesh not over ripened . also not a single stray black seed in sight. this is about a half of one i can just imagine how massive the whole thing would have been. how can she be eating that trash with this 10/10 right next to her?
>>39829221
>her face reminds me of my neighbour's cat
that being said I'd still hit it, would berry, etc
>Anon, why are you working out so much? Do you have a girlfriend you're not telling me about?
Hey anon, looks like you had a tough workout. Why don't you let mommy make you something good to eat, then you can have a lay down and I'll ride you slowly until you plant your seed inside me. Won't that be nice?
>>39838223
I saw a 9/10 busty blonde milf walking around with a smug black teenager once close to her waist in a Walmart.
Hate to admit it but I felt extremely angry at that moment.
>>39846197
>a smug black teenager once close to her waist in a Walmart.
perhaps it's not a lover but her husband's son?
>>39846175
>Hahah ewww Anon don't look at me like that
>I'm you cousin haha
>>39830176
decent fivehead on this one
>>39830369
>mom suggests a threesome with you and friend to help cure your impotence problem
>>39846195
>no kinky italian waifu
>>39840836
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…
>>39829085
Thanks you too
>>39829328
thats my fetish
>>39844667
I lol'd
>>39829357
No shit, skelly traps are my fetish
>>39846195
No because I don't want an autistic inbreed kid to deal with
>>39847144
why am i laughing so hard
>>39848165
You're retarded.
>>39848165
Because it's hilarious
>>39848595
>w-w-waaaah im 17 im almost old enough to post
>why aren't you j-j-jackin it to the ass i posted this is serious business
>>39846902
fuck off back to b
>>39848602
>being this upset about being called retarded on 4chan
Wew lad.
>>39836534
If he's willing to let his wife fuck other men, you should do it.
>>39830033
godver kanker normaaltjes KRIJG UUUUIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>39846984
You don't want one man, trust me. My mom's side of the family ranges from 50%-100% Italian, I'm 25% myself.
All of them are bitches, ALL of them. They all get fat as hell after pushing out a baby, and they all grow body hair like a fucking chia pet. My mother legitimately has to shave her upper lip regularly and it's fucking nasty.
I want kids later, and I would be cool with daughter(s) but I pray to fuck that my future wife is some fucking hairless ethnicity like Asian and they take after her.
What if one of these dudebro Chads fucked YOUR mom?
Btw he's bigger and stronger than you,. what you gonna do about it pussy?
>>39847144
>>39848165
>>39848595
>>39848602
>>39851020
my mums a bulldyke though.
>>39847565
>murdering womb babies is illegal
lmaooooooooo
ishydtt