Why does everyone who makes it leave /fit/?

They get laid

>>39827220
Its inevitable part of "making it"

>>39827220
>Vascularity in lower abdomen
What?

>>39827220
They die due to complications from unsafe diets and unhealthy lifestyles

Bulking/cutting/intense body building isnt natural. Break the system; become a skeleton

>>39827256
Roids

>>39827220
He left and became skinnyfat again.

>>39827256
Just cut you fat slob.

Its just tiresome repeating and reading the same shit for almost a decade.

The plate dispenser and valet jokes recently are why we return

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>>39827299
>come here for memes
>there are almost no memes

irl friends
>i cri evrytiem

>>39827256
i have this and i'm like 15%

it's genetics

>>39827220
Because /fit/ is not really helpful if you have made it.

>sad pepe stories
>tfw no qt girlfriend
>high test fatty girls
>FPH
>Elliot Rodger
>mental gains
>gym stories
and other shit that I also enjoy sometimes but won't help bettering you

/fit/ is just like /b/ without the porn and gore but with 10% fitness related content.

How do I cure my /fit/ addiction?

>>39827220
this achievable natty? if so after how long?

>>39827220
because they cut away unhealthy parts of their lives and /fit/ is one of them

>>39827220
The people most likely to make it are the people least likely to linger on /fit/, assuming they ever stop off here along the way.

I think the people who have "made it" who are most likely to post on /fit/ are insecure attention whores who really need the validation of a Romanian Sailor Moon fan board to feel whole.

>>39827402
2 years depending on where you start from.

didnt he have type 1 diabetes.

>>39827381
make it

>>39827505
the only answer

>>39827402
3 months and 1 week.

>>39827402
yeah, ~3 years

keep in mind adie was a turbomanlet

They all go to leddit or bodybuilding forums so that they get reps or upboats

The people actually here dont lift and cant post their pics elsewhere without being shamed.

>>39827220
Why does the eagle leave the egg? Why the butterfly is no longer confined in it's cocoon?

just like >>39827376 said, this isn't really a success-fostering environment.

>>39827220
They start performing homosex on the web for money.

Also not everyone is a FA virgin here. There are married successful people who like humour and the lack of "karma" here which turns communities into herds.

>>39827560
>leddit
>post pic before and after you lose 5kg
>tons of upboats

>4chin
>post pic befor ewhere you're a fatty and after where you're asthetic Greek god
>got called faggot manlet or whatever other instult anans can muster

Validation from internet strangers is like cocaine my dude.

>>39827595
>post pic befor ewhere you're a fatty and after where you're asthetic Greek god
>got called faggot manlet or whatever other instult anans can muster

Not really, people in CBT who bettered themselves a bit also get tons of positive replies. It's not as easy as on reddit but you will be complimented for your progess.

>>39827220
made what?

faggot constantly tensing

>>39827259
Idiot, he didn't die. He just fucked off from /fit/
He use to post these epic tinder hook up post but some fat butt-hurt janitor started deleting everything he posted.

Guy in OP's pic has a big skull and thick neck

Ecto's could never achieve those kind of gains

>>39827595
This x35

>>39827230
fpbp

>>39827220
Adi got dumped by his sloot gf and lost all his ultramanlet gains tho.

>>39827299
This
>>39827220
Posting is for new people honestly. After youve made it you just lurk and laugh

>>39827898
>Guy in OP's pic
Adie you newfag dyel

>>39827898
>is a newfag
>believes in somatotypes

leave.

>>39827220
Because dyel neckbeards on /fit/ yell at them and tell them what they should have done.

We have a few /fit/ dudes, they just hide away this time of year to avoid the influx of newfags. Also tripfucks scare them off.

>>39827267
>Thinking you need roids for this

>>39827267
Unless he did that in 5 months, I don't think calling roids is quite necessary here.

>>39827256
you get those if you have a giant dick, need blood to pump it

>>39827220
Why does everyone who beats cancer stop getting chemo?

>>39827220

Because they no longer need it.

They know enough about fitness and nutrition to not ask in new threads

They don't need to be in a general thread because they don't care about that

>>39827595
faggot manlet detected

>>39827220
his body says chad, his face says eugene
never gonna make it

>>39827220
they progress to the next stage which is bbmisc
the full progression of a gymcel is:
random 4chan boards (most likely /pol/ and/or /r9k) => /fit/ => bodybuilding.com/misc => fitmisc.net => lookism.net => suicide or ascension

>>39828563

I thought it would be misc to /fit/

>>39828563

Once you reach Lookism there is really no way back. Permanent and irreversible mental damage is highly likely

Also, don't forget GetBig. Some absolute hilarity on that pathetic board

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>>39828574
>Once you reach Lookism there is really no way back. Permanent and irreversible mental damage is highly likely
this
reminder that in 2017 you need to be the spitting image of Gandy in his prime to be allowed to pay money to sniff a seat that a 1/10 post-wall hamplanet momentarily brushed against

>>39828320
>>39828336
You don't need roids for that, but Addie roided

>>39828563
misc is so fucking lame now

I came here from misc full time a few years ago, /fit/ is the only place with a good sense of humor

because there is nothing worthwhile here after you outgrow the beginner stages

Read the sticky, do a beginner routine, spend some time in /owg/ or /plg/ if those things interest you.

But after that the only thing left for you here is slowly creeping in insecurity and body dysmorphia.

There are literally people on this board right now who are 5'9, which is a normal height in the real world who are convinced they are manlets and inherently inferior.
People who look good and have solid lifts who think they are DYELs because they dont meet /fit/s ridiculous 'anyone who isn't 200lbs 10% bf 1/2/3/4 in the first year of lifting is a turbo-DYEL' criteria
also someone is probably going to reply to this post calling me a butthurt DYEL manlet

>>39827230
Here's hoping

>>39828716
Kek butthurt DYEL manlet

>>39827220
Because the people that stay are dyel that are never gonna make it.

>>39828630

Gandy is sub 5, just fucking lel

>>39827220
Because I legitimately like you guys. Going to the gym is the best thing to have happened to me and despite the constant shitposting, trolling and stupidity you guys have a passion for it.

>>39828320
He did roid, though.

>>39827220
You realize that /fit/ is shit for advice and everyone is actually a chubby manlet or a shit "power lifter"
also cutting out 4chan from your browsing is the best way to remain socially normal.

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>>39828420
ha
i have those veins and I have a small dick
hows it feel to be wrong?

>>39831185
>also cutting out 4chan from your browsing is the best way to remain socially normal.

How do I do this

I've been coming here for 4 years and before that I spent a lot of time on the misc.

>>39827256
It really confuses me that on a board dedicated to fitness, so few people understand the effect very low body fat % can have on physical appearance.

>>39831195
Need proof.

I can't leave this place, ever. Finding anons in real life is great though as long as they're not autistic.

>>39831195
this >>39831230

/fit/ and 4chan in general is something to graduate from. It's a level (low-tier one, too) which one must at one time quit.

It's like welfare. It's there to help boost you out of needing welfare, but some people stay in it for decades opting never to rise out of it.

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>>39827220
they get b& by jelly mods
Miss you adie