does masturbation slow your metabolism? if i masturbate a lot

>>39820820
I actually have a sort of harebrained hypothesis that it does. Ejaculating depletes selenium, selenium is necessary to convert T4 to T3, T3 is the master metabolic rate effector

>>39820820
I rather enjoy trashy Bella. Will probably think about her tonight

>>39820867
you actually dont know if the masterbating a lot can uptake the metabolism functions or some reward for masterbating more

>>39820867
selenium intake isnt a problem in developed countries i think

>>39820867
>he doesn't eat 2 brazil nuts an hour before fapping to replenish selenium levels

>>39820820
Frequent masturbation actually makes you fatter as well. When you fap very frequently (at least once daily), your brain assumes that you've found a permanent partner and it starts slowing down muscle growth/fat loss because you aren't competing with other males anymore.

>>39821126
source on this?

>>39821202

His butt

>>39821220
t. Frequent masturbator.

>>3982112
>Your brain assumes you've found a permanent partner
>Implying we are hardwired to be monogamous
nice broscience. Ever heard of the Selfish Gene?

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>>39821246
>Selfish Gene

The sweet spot is once every 7 days. Going longer or shorter has a negative effect on t levels. But in the plus side frequent ejaculation helps keep your prostate healthy and reduces risk of cancer.

>>39821531
>Going longer or shorter has a negative effect on t levels.

No it doesn't. Broscience to the max lmao.