>you wake up in Boogie's body What do you do?

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>>39809535

Take a dump.
Shower.
Eat.
Repeat.

>>39809535
Starve myself for 90 days, would legit loose 50kgs

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Be glad that now I have a qt wife

Use my YouTube fortune to pay Olivia Wilde to lick my feet

>>39809535
eat less and hope its not too late

>>39809623
>not paying to lick her feet

>>39809535
Why the fuck it looks like he has a giant vagina

>>39809535
kill myself immediately

>>39809535
>build a home gym with "my" money

>>39809535
Be happier because even though I'd have to start over losing weight and lose more, I'd probably have the money for surgery after.

>>39809690

yep

Never be asthetic. Lose all the weight, have loose skin... get surgery... scars. GG.

>>39809535
Wire my real self 6 figures and exercise enough to go back to sleep.

>>39809535
squeeze into my car somehow

drive 110mph on the freeway until I hit a semi and blow up into a ball of fire
I hope it's painful

>>39809535
Take the .45 out of the top of my drawer that I've been thinking about using and finally get the balls to do it.


Not even trying to be edge there is no way that boogie can be asthetic at this point even if he lost all the weight and had surgery for the skin, he'll be covered in stretch marks forever.

GGNORE

do you think he tries to have sex with his wife?

>>39809740
Probably he talked about gettin sum alot when he was single.

>>39809754
But how..? I mean how would that even work? There's so much fat there that at most he'd probably only be able to get a 1/2 cm in and that's assuming he's hung like a horse. If he's only average or less than average he ain't getting shit.

>>39809535
Use my YouTube account to show how much weight I loose by dieting alone , then the dropped weight will allow to jog or do shit that impacts the knee, going outside with a go pro and so on

Then with all that YouTube money from enablers and haters alike I use it to pay for my loose skin surgery and bam, success

>>39809740
>>39809754
>>39809776

No. It's been established that he is a legit cuck and that his wife fucks other guys. They have an open relationship, but really it's just his wife that has other boyfriends. He cannot physically have sex, but can jack off (somehow) watching his cutie wife get fucked.

Since I don't have to waste my time working anymore, I'll start to lose weight, live the NEET life and fuck my wife

>>39809614
this guy doesn't even have a dick, she is burning coal on the side and waiting for this fat fuck to die so she can collect a fat paycheck

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>>39809740
>>39809754
>>39809809

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stop cultivating and start harvesting

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>>39809998

>>39809998
>>39809978
>>39809809
none of that has been established

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>>39810033

>>39809605
that's not how it works you fucking faggot

>>39810020
Denial is the first stage to acceptance

>>39809706
>yep
>GG

you need to be 18 to post here

>>39810048
not a real image/tweet

>>39810033
which part, the one that he doesn't have a dick or the part that women get horny as men do and want to fuck?

let's not sugarcoat it, the only thing this fat fuck can do is finger her and probably have the workout of his life or eat her which i guess he doesn't do because it doesn't contain any calories.

>>39810020
>im not insecure guys
>even if
>even if
>guys I swear im not insecure

>>39810033
>>39810048
kek

>>39809535
>buy the store's entire supply of vitamins and nutritional supplements
>throw away all food
>watch TV for a year trying to move as much as I can

>>39810089
Jesus christ I'm laughing so hard

>>39809535
That sleep apnea mask to the left on the bed.

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>>39810068

>>39810048

Jusus christ. The more I learn of boogie the weirder it gets.

who the fuck is this fat motherfucker?

>>39809535
Same thing I do every day

Have breakfast

Hit the gym

>>39810379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYT67u5qUPw

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I would go to a doctor and say somehow I just gained around 200 lbs overnight

Make money off of interviews and studies to determine WTF happened

Use money for massive lipo and cosmetic surgery

While I'm at it, just make BF% lower than it was before boogie-mode

Make some side cash for interviews for awhile, then buy a gun and if it happens again, I done

>>39810379
He's a video game video blogger. He has a pretty large fan-base, mostly because he actually has a funny character that he plays called Francis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u8HQNG9k2s

His character throws temper tantrums and is funny because most people are actually laughing at him, not with him. He acts like many fat fucks usually act - selfish, obnoxious, and unable to accept any situation that affects them negatively.

He makes a decent amount of youtube money for these videos and his gaming videos.

He explains in a video why he is so fat; supposedly because of terrible abuse growing up by his mother. He poo-poos any advice people give him about his weight issues.

He also caught the ire of Trump supporters because he didn't want his health care changed. When people said he could become healthy by not filling his fat fucking face all the time, he got upset.

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>>39809535
Some one should edit pic related with this pic of Boogie as the ambulocetus mode

go into a year long fasting.
take the necessary supplements like potassium and vitamin tablets.
shit in every 40-50 days.
televise and stream it.
lost half of the weight and get rich over broadcast.

>>39809535
>Empty house of food
>Subsist on nothing but my own mountainous blubber stores, multivitamins, and water
>Light cardio everyday
>Repeat until Chadmode (or close to, whatever)
>Have excess skin removed
>Cash in on shekels by writing a book, appearing on TV, and giving public talks about weight loss and my "incredible transformation"

>>39810445
>He acts like many fat fucks usually act - selfish, obnoxious, and unable to accept any situation that affects them negatively.
seems like his normal character is the same. keep crying and blaming others

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>>39810460

>>39809535
Order a shitload of junk food and eat it. He already left humanity behind so much it's impossibru to go back, might as well enjoy eating himself into an early grave.

>>39810545
perfect

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I stop eating so much because i dont have deep seated psychological problems or a craving for junk food then i use my youtube monies to pay for skin surgery and use my platform to inspire other landwhales. Its a race against diabeetus though at this point.

>>39809535
To get out of his mode, and to get a semblance of anything that resembles normal hormones, it would take about 5 to 6 years. I would definitely make it as I already went from obese (though not as hard as him) into skinny mode, into skinny muscle modo.

But shit, at least my fat was somewhat new when I started. At his stage, most of his fat wont be activated to compensate for a caloric deficit. He is a hospital case that needs to be monitored if he wants to become normal within a 10 year time frame.

>>39809706
>>39809739
He'd have to go full mmafag and cover himself in shitty tattoos
Protip: all tattoos are shitty

Start running 20 minutes every day. I'll be damn if i let anything stop me from running my daily 2 miles

>>39809535
this motherfucking got PRESCRIBED test and didn't make any significant gains

he's too far gone

>>39810734
Don't forget your legs are fucked at this point

>>39810752
>all tattoos are shitty

Your insecurities are barking my man
Plenty of aesthetic tats out there

And ur dissing my zyzz

>>39809535

Lose weight

>>39809535
get with a team of doctors to figure out a fasting plan

i figure it'd take 5-10 years to look "normal" again in clothes. Might have to get surgery for all the skin. Probably would never look good with a shirt off or in shorts

>>39810772
Tats are degenerate, bruh.

>>39810890
'Degenerate' is so overused

Who cares what someone puts on their body, into their bodies, who they fuck?
You know how many people would call /fit/ degenerate for using roids, obsessing over body image, gay shit and feels posting?

Live is short and brutal. As long as someone is doing something that doesn't affect anyone else, I couldn't care less.

>>39809535
get on a diet. Raise money for lose skin operation. Squat and oats. In 5 years I would look normal

>>39810913
confirmed for having a tattoo you regret

>>39810765
Boogie cant walk anymore?

>>39809605
would you actually die from starvation???

>>39810988
I don't know but saw the necrosis pics, looked pretty nasty

>>39809535
kill myself beacuse I promised myself I would never weigh more than 280lbs

Probably take an OD of painkillers and die, I can't imagine the pain this fat fucking cunt is in from day to day basis. Amusingly, it is self-inflicted, so why not just go all the way and kill yourself boogie?

>>39809535

I kill myself.

>>39810758
I don't think you'd make it 20 minutes in that body.

The only logical option is to eat nothing for like two months until you're able to actually walk.

Lose tons of weight, get ripped, sell supplements and become one of those cringy fat-to-fit inspirational social media figures. Start a Boogiefitness channel to make more youtube shekels and whore myself out and make even more money than he currently does.

>>39811034
this tbqh. ive always wanted to die by overdosing on opiates but i value my life too much.

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>>39810020
>her gay BFF

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>>39809535

Excellent question OP.

I would FAST.

First and foremost I would start with a water fast as long as possible for unitial stretch.

I would do this with medical supervision, I would be willing to take essentials vitamin and mineral supplements and to be monitored.

I would exercise if at all possible, however possible.

Long term fasting has actually been studied before. We know the effects. Good chance it would be the best thing in such circumstances.

One added benefit is the stomach organ will literally shrink, and thus has a long term appetite supression effect.

I'm willing to bet all health markers would dramatically improve.


If able to stand up, I would simply use a chair to do chair bodyweight squats, once able to do them at least.

Until I could walk I would do band cable exercises with my arms.

Once able to walk I would do LISS cardio frequently. Probably purchase a home treadmill, being he has lots of money.

Once down to 300ish I would expect my mobility to be good enough to start lifting.

Then I would add food back in, in controlled amounts. 2000 calories daily, high fiber, high nutritional quality. Some meats, but lots of beans, brown rice, vegetables. Spices and herbs for flavor. Moderate salts. Desert would be fruit. Basic diet based around health.

Continue this process until I look like I'm wearing a bag of elephant skin.

Then of course loose skin removal surgeries.

Then finally lots of tattoos to cover scars.

I might even have a leather maker turn my old skin into a leather jacket. That way I could say "I'm still comfortable in my own skin".

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>just lost 115 lbs
>get put in this body
fuck i just want to eat a damn double whopper with cheese now i got to keep doing my diet for another 2 years

>>39811022

Nope. He wouldn't die. In fact, he would THRIVE.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2495396/

>>39810445
So basically, he does a Cartman impersonation? And makes money at it?

His ED entry says he draws sick brony porn. Its that true?

>>39810772
Zyzz is a dead loser

>>39810913
Go bCk to reddit querr

>>39811343
>The patient was ambulant and attending as an out-patient.
Bullshit this guy was fasting consistently for 382 days, he would be dead.

At the very least he'd need a bit of protein and fat just to replenish amino acids.

>>39809535
Throw myself off the highest building i can fit in.

>>39811404

No, you zero data to make that claim.

The guy was living off of his fat.

You do NOT need nearly as much protein as you think, especially if you aren't lifting weights. His muscle probably shrank a little bit, but was worth it in the end.

Essentially he was in a high calorie environment where his body was utilizing his excess fat for its energy needs.

The last thing he needed was more dietary fat.

The more bodyfat you have the less essential dietary fat becomes.

Nobody who ever starved to death still looked fat by the time they died.

Fasting isn't as dangerous as you think, especially if you're obese.

>>39811390
Never going to make it

>>39811442
Nah that's fucking bullshit. They are called essential amino acids for a reason bro.

You need to obtain them from your diet or all kinds of shit goes wrong. I'll admit carbs and fat might be satisfied by catabolism for a long while.

But that person in your "study" was lying. If you don't eat anything for a year all kinds of shit will go wrong and eventually you will die, no question.

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>>39809998
>is boogie a fucking cuck?

>>39811582

Nope questioning it.

You can survive a long time with nutritional difficiencies.

This doesn't mean indefinitely, but a guy the size of boogie could go a whole year.

Also, if medically supervised he could be suplemented the bare essentials if he came back dangerously low on a test.

With exercise added in he might even drop the first 200 lbs in less than a year, and be possible to switch him over to a low calorie diet.

The idea behind fasting in his body us that it is the absolute best way to jump start the process.

Lots of things normalize fasted, including increasing insulin sensitivitt and other things that have been fucked by the non-stop supply of excess calories.

Get his body normalized at first by getting it used to utilizing his own fat stores for energy.

Also, fasting how powerful anti-inflammatory benefits, blood pressure reduction etc...

His leptin response could reset. He would become less sensitive to grehlin. Both positives.

The shrinking of his stomach would have obvious benefits.

By the time a substantial amount of weight has been lost he would be healthy enough to start real exercise and could be put on a low calorie, high fiber, nutrient dense plan.

>>39811752
So why is there no verified case of a person ever going without food for more than 45 days?

If it was that easy you'd have fat fucks setting fasting world records every other week.

It's because every time someone claims to have gone 6 months or a year without food they are LYING.

Anytime anybody actually tries a total fast under 24/7 supervision they never last more than 2 months, period.

And that Indian guy that claims to have not eaten for 10 years is full of shit. He has a stash of muesli bars somewhere.

>>39811845
>So why is there no verified case of a person ever going without food for more than 45 days?
What is concentration camps during ww2

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>>39809535
Make youtube bucks by saying I'll work out, don't do it because it requires effort, and then whine about it to my fans.

Also can't stop drinking soda, that's just too hard.

>>39811880
They died m8, are you arguing against yourself now?

>>39809637
because he's fat

>>39811981

They took more than 45 days you idiot, and they weren't even 550 pounds at the start

>>39812019
They were given food as well you retard, albeit not much.

Show me a verified example of someone lasting more than 45 days on no food at all.
>I can't
Didn't think so.

>>39811845

Someone presents data you don't like.

You call it a lie.

Then you claim no data exists.

Are you in a fucking cult?

The reason tons of fat fucks don't start their weight loss with an extended fast is because idiot like you tell them it will kill them, even when it's medically supervised.

>>39812045
>Someone presents data you don't like.
What data?

Some questionable study from 40 years ago of an unsupervised fat fuck who lied about fasting for a year?

Why doesn't this guy hold the world record for longest fast? Because he was lying. Fat people lie about how much they eat all the time.

>>39812039

Regular Fasting is a useful tool for weight loss. Doesn't gotta be a year or six months, but he could regularly have non-eating days in his weeks and it would help.

>>39809535
kms

Hope to god the chair I'm on has an extended warranty and take my nitro pills

>>39812074
Completely different argument. I agree intermittent fasting can work.

But this guy is claiming you can live without eating at all for a whole year just off your own fat, and that's just bullshit.

>>39812072

Then HOW the fuck did he lose a profound amount of weight?

Have you seen what happens when fatties cheat on their diet? The scale barely goes down, if at all.

Where is YOUR proof that obese people die if they fast longer than 45 days?

Then I can just accuse you of lying.

>>39812072

So now we just through out studies after a 40 year expiration date?

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>>39810545
>>39810707
>>39810460

Ambulocetus was a proto-whale and in no way fat. Actually it's a pretty badass extinct animal.

>>39812098
>>39812115
It's a questionable study. There's no way anyone can know if he really did eat anything during those 360 days. No supervision, just have to take his word for it. And we all know fatties can't be trusted to be honest about how much they eat.

>Then HOW the fuck did he lose a profound amount of weight?
I'm not arguing that he didn't lose weight. I'm arguing that he wasn't on a complete fast, he was eating SOMETHING other than water during that year. He wasn't eating nothing or he would have died.

>Where is your proof that if people stop eating for 2+ months they will die
Every non-retard already knows this.

>>39809614
She is not qt. She is fat t.

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>>39810050

Shut up fat faggot

If you are morbidly obese you can water fast (electrolytes only) for up to 40 days with little to no ill effect

Get some will power fatty

>>39812098
>Where is YOUR proof that obese people die if they fast longer than 45 days?

LOL.

Also, fatties don't fast more than about 6 hours.

>>39809535
Go about things as usual. His BMR at that size has got to be so high that I'd be losing weight no problem.

I genuinely feel sorry for that guy and his family. Life is something most of us take for granted and at his point, it's unlikely even excersise and fasting will have any positive effect before he keels over. My uncle died at 53, 470 something pounds and paralyzed from the waist down. Eating like it's going out of style is not a good way to do life.

>>39810073
No shit

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Imagine when you guys switch body's that over the course of a few years you manage to lose all of that fat and actually get fit in his body. Then after a few years you switch back and it turns out that boogie ruined your body and just got fat again. Honestly that's probably what he'd do in that situation.

>>39809535
How many calories does he eat daily to maintain that mass?

>>39810048
>>39810020
I don't know much about any of the whole story, the fat guy sounds like a ridiculous idiot, but I do believe that this is just her gay BFF and there really is no problem here at all.

>>39812526
more than the average male could even imagine

>>39809535

GO ON A YEAR LONG FAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETkwZIi3R7w

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2495396/pdf/postmedj00315-0056.pdf
Go on a year long fast.

>>39812644
Are you some fat fuck trying to convince yourself that you can just not eat and lose 100kg?

Because it won't work.

>>39812346
Don't feel bad for boogy. He had more help, than almost any other fat person ever and stilll managed to fail everytime, he tried loosing weight.

It probably sounds edgy, but he is just to weak willed to live.

>>39812506
I imagine I would go on a rampage, starting with this fat piece of shit

>>39812526
Look at it this way; he's 600lbs and a healthy BMI for him would be about 150lbs. That means he has 450lbs of pure lard in his body. A pound of fat has 3,500 calories, 450 lbs of fat has 1,575,000 calories. This fat cunt has eaten ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIVE THOUSAND CALORIES more than he needs to get that fat. On top of that he probably burns 6,000 calories a day just sitting there being a fat blob. That is enough food to feed a fucking small village for ten years. The fat disgusting cunt.

>>39810429
More of these comics pls

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>>39809614
>qt
shes fat

and she's cucking him with some black dude unironically

>>39812072
Because the world record is longer than the time this guy fasted...

>>39812895
someone check this math I'm intriqued

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this neet is 200lbs bigger than boogie with no money and he lost weight.

boogie has no fucking excuse with all the resources available to him

>https://youtu.be/OHsibslvJHU
>last upload over 2 years ago
JUST

guy just gave up famalam

>>39813156
.... its not though. If it was you'd be linking it.

>>39812895

Well I imagine the amount of water in his body is significantly higher at that extremely high weight. So there's no way to really know without doing like a fucking dexa scan or some shit, and even though, the fat fuck would be too big for the machine and break it.

Mathematically it's crazy to look at / think about though. That is just a goddamn insane number of calories. I fucking love peanut butter, and it's one of the most calorie dense foods I eat now and again. But I have to keep myself consious because so little of it is so many calories. This fucking guy must eat buckets of pure lard to maintain that kind of mass.

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>>39812217
im not >>39810050 but i feel obligated to point out you're a fucking moron if you believe this.

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>>39813200
>MFW it checks out

>>39809605
i lost like 40kgs from 110kg in about that time

nigga he'd lose 400

>>39810050
no it's literally how it works you fucking fatass

>>39810050
>>39813610

I found the HAES

>>39812895
woah

Spend all his youtube money and then kill myself.

>>39811302

Hell yeah dude

>>39812895
Upvoted for quality autism

>>39809998
She's not even that hot. No gf of mine will have gumsmile.

>>39809535
If I had enough money to do nothing but train and play vidya all day long, cutting would be extremely fucking easy.

>>39812895
confirmed.

if he could live off his fat alone he would be able to do so for 262 days and that is if his TDEE would stay at 6000 throughout his weight loss. obviously it wouldn't and it would drop extremely fast as he'd lose weight so he could probably live on his own fat for over a year easily.

>>39811343
time to sign up boogie for this

>>39809535
He's on a dirty bulk.. all for the gains bruh just wait for the cut

Make a youtube video of me killing myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhqmRYoR3k

LOW

>>39811845
>>39811752
>>39811442
why

the

fuck


do

you fucking autists type like this? kys

>>39810545
>ottermode
yeah, no. Thats considered skellington even outside /fit/

Do psmf for 2 years and lose all of the extra weight, become an inspirational figure. get 10 times more youtube money with "I MADE IT" videos

I've been following this guy (health wise) for the past 4 or 5 years and i remember when he started posting weight related videos on another channel, pretty sure that he's way heavier now even though he has recently lost some weight, he's too far gone

>tfw the only way you'll lose weight is with mind control

>>39809535
Divorce immediately.
Lose all the weight using a low-carb diet and my newfound Gorilla Mindset.
Quit the worthless gayming faggotry, turn my channel into something that helps others lose weight, entertains others (keep the humor but make it actually funny) and educates them on good emotional health and good mindset.

I'd start not eating like a turd and exercising, then die while exercising from the massive artery plaque buildup forming a clog when it loosened.

>>39816720
Seriously though, even if he miraculously lost weight there is irreparable damage to his body from being morbidly obese for so long.

>>39816730
yeah, just continue damaging it since its already damaged

HAESfag detected