Making it Dreams

>>39791203
This

>>39791181
With this kind of dream you won't make it faggot!

/thread

>>39791181
>be at fancy bar
>lock eyes with OP's mom
>rip off her clothes and fuck her right then and there
>she thanks me and goes off to find another cock like the slut she is

Alright, full honesty.
>arrive at venue, walk past fans and shoot the shit with my band and the crew
>play show
>full house, groupies in front going crazy, everyone is dancing, jumping and going insane
>we are the loudest band anyone has ever seen, blasting everyone with feedback, riffs and wailing choruses
>after set, go backstage
>groupies, groupies everywhere
>fuck two of them, one of them is really fucking good so I add her to my network of groupies that I on/off fuck
>sign some autographs for fans, shoot the shit with the other bands
>our crew already packed up all our gear for us, soon we will hit the road to the next big city
>get on the tour bus and enjoy some game time before passing out

I just want a good working musician's life. I know the time of rock n roll, guitars and groupies is over, but that is my dream.

>be at party
>talk/flirt with nice girl
>she invites me back to hers
I can already get 2/3 of the way there, I just want to be so attractive that girls straight up ask to fuck

Keep your cringey fanfic to yourself

>>39791631
Hey, a-anon, wanna form a band together?

>>39791886
I already did, my dude. Recording our first album in January

>>39791181
>have a job making $60/hr teaching
>be in a relationship where both of us are clingy to each other

thats about it

>im sitting on a fire escape in a dark alley between two buildings around midnight
>the scanner chatter is fairly quiet, mostly traffic and noise violation calls
>see couple run past alley, yelling for the police
>climb to roof of building, catch sight of man running in opposite direction from the couple
>pursue until he stops to catch his breath and count his prize
>climb down building, jump behind the perp, train the stun stick on him, and tell him to drop the stuff
>he jumps, tries to pull a gun, but i react faster than him, and take him down
>tie up the perp, use burner phone to call police with my location
>leave the scene and go back on patrol

I fully anticipate to be stabbed or shot to death, but for a time, I'll be doing some kind of good

>>39791181
Spanking dat ass in the OP.

>>39792195
based bpd bro

>>39792195
Me too my man

>>39792367
>teleports behind enemy
>nothing personal kid
You're such a fedora

>>39792492
I'm fully aware of the autismo it entails, but honestly, thinking that shit will be in my future is the only thing that keeps me from killing myself

>Put my 2.5 kids in bed and kiss them goodnight
>Go to bed and cuddle with wife
>Think about the day and what I'm going to do tomorrow until I fall asleep

>>39792586
>cuddling with someone who gave up halfway through

>>39791181
>reveal the body I've been sculpting for over two years.

t. dyel

>>39792178
Congrats my man. What's the name? I'll look out for you guys.

>One day I'll be happy with the way my body looks

when i look in the mirror and im happy

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>year is 2020
> Tokyo Olympics
> Make it to the Keirin sprint final
>Japanese waifu cheers for me as I win
>retire to small comfy town in rural japan
>live out life as master frame builder/ metal fabricator.
>start family with pic related

>>39791181
Sauce m8.

>>39792560
why not just kill yourself?

>>39793349
Because then he couldn't be Batman

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>>39792367
>>39792560
So you're basically becoming pic related

>die
>see the portal
Just gotta be patient. Forcing it won't do it.

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>driving across the country in a slightly beaten up 68 El Camino
>with my qt gf in the passenger seat
>just us and the wide open road
why will this never be a reality

>>39791181
go back to r9k you fucking virgin

>doing some snatches with respectable load on the bar followed by 4x5 squats and some hypertrophy bs
>after I finish, I pick up my fiance from work
>we go to some venue, meet friends and listen to music we all like
>on our way home we stop in some cafeteria for a snack
>once we're home, we don't have sex as we're tired already
>get up at 7 o clock next morning, go teach humanities

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This thread is just sad. I took acid recently, and it made me realize you can't wait for some dream, you have to go out and live it my dudes. Or you can just be a sad neckbeard posting on 4chin about ur waifu.

>>39793349
Because I'd rather leave this world both by my own hands and in doing something positive with the very short time I have left. I can't do most things that would positively impact things, but if I can inspire someone to go above and beyond for good, then I'd be content.

>>39793525
No guns. Far too risky in several ways, and I personally am not a fan

>>39792586
Wouldn't half a kid be pretty messy anon?
Just imagine all the blood spurting everywhere and the organs flopping out

>>39794329
That's fair enough, and truely good luck if you go on this path but have you ever thought of working as a suicide prevention hotline? You wouldn't really stop criminals but you may save someone's life.

>>39794391
Someone who resorts to working towards desperate delusions shouldn't be counseling people aiming a gun at themselves.

>>39793660
Dude

Out of all the other fantasies listed here, yours is at least posibly and probably likely to happen in a short time if you just applied yourself

Don't set your goals so low that for many guys it's just a normal weekend

>>39794406
Maybe, I just figured that they could relate,
'Yeah you're going through shit but I know about t, I understand' that sort of thing.

>>39794408
I'm going bald man

it ain't gonna happen

I just want to experience mutual attraction someday.

>>39794420
Sure. But if it came to having to do something other than just sort of letting them "vent," I don't think I'd provide reasonable advice simply because of my personal worldview

>>39794832
That's understandable, I think they provide training but I'm not too sure.
Otherwise someone should make a place where you can go and just vent -kind of like a psychiatrist but not as expensive and they don't really advise you, they just listen. It might lower the average persons stress.

>>39794622
Are you a manlet?