Left or Right

>>39791014
Right of course

body doesn't include tats right?
right.

Both are disgusting, but I choose right.

I would take left no questions

Being rich Piana basically qualifies as a disability

>>39791014
Left prob has a bigger dick. I choose alium dick mode.

Fuck I remember when that fucking music video got posted 10 times a day. I can't remember what it's called though.

Pls post some kind anon

>>39791039
Tats included.

>>39791073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDjBzeTZxG4

>>39791088
fug I'll try to get them removed afterward then

>>39791094
fucking kek

>>39791094
LANKLETS BTFO

>>39791094
I would pick this body and become a super villain of some sort.

hmm tricky
rich is one ugly motherfucker but the left guy has some type of spic inbreeding and is extraordinarily actually uglier than rich
assuming there's no immediate threat of dying of heart failure I'll pick Rich

>>39791040
This.

>>39791014
basically this year's election.
>Neither

>>39791014
Piano scoops since I don't want to die of heart failure from marfan's

scoopy

>>39791014
The happy go lucky lanklet who doesn't give a single fuck or a depressed, insecure roid monster?
Such a hard choice.

>>39791014
left. Of course most girls like a lean-and-muscular otter mode that's in between the two, but you'll get more girls on the left than the right. And the girls you get on the right are probably just after a green card anyway

I would rather be an spess mehreen tier beef cake than a fucking twink faggot.
Bring on the Pianoman geneseed.

>>39791958
Imagine a whole chapter of spess muhreens based off Rich.

Brothers of the Double Scoop

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If you choose left you're a faggot and any pianoman would break you in half with one hand.

>grils liek twinks
>muh society, fights are barbaric
You're alredy dead.

>>39791985
>teleports behind you
>pulls out glock
heh, I guess it is personal kid

>>39791989
N-NANI

>>39791989
>having to resort to backstabbing to win
You're not only a faggot, you're also a coward.

>implying you have what it takes to shoot a man

>>39791976
Should we roll in the Space Marine Chapter tables and make a custom chapter?>>39791985

>>39791014
Definitely left. Right is pure autism gone awry.

ESTE ES EL ESTILO DE PETER LA ANGUILA

>>39791094
Peter 'The eel'

LOL

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>>39791063
A hearty kek on keksmas, thanks anon

>>39792931
H-how do i get a qt morticia gf /fit/?

>>39791014
If body doesn't include face, I'll take Right.
If it does, I'll take Right.

>pick right
>stick needle in my arm
>oil pours out
>look like a natty jacked guy
>have lifetime supply of 5W40 for my car

>>39791014
Dem deadliftin leverages for the left dude tho goddamn

>>39791014
But whose dick hangs lower than their balls?