FPS/FPH Why was Santa ever fat edition

>>39790358
Fat people are non threatening, imagine a yoked santa climbing down a chimney; it would be more akin to armed robbery. Not to mention all the horny housewives that might wake up with a present from santa.

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He's currently in the 800 pounds range and still making videos

>>39790403
im pretty sure people jack to this

>>39790422
yes I do

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i'm drunk as fuck also rate my 3:30am snack edition

>>39790443
Bonne appeteeeete

>>39790388
This and stories of Santa had him being an actual elf-creature (read: mega-manlet) which are frequently portrayed as having a bit of a pot belly. When Coca-Cola started portraying him as human-sized, the gut grew to remain in proportion

>>39790443
>1(one) grape
Mirin precision

>>39790519
That's an olive, son

>>39790519
yea thats an olive boi

>>39790358
Santa isn't fat anon, he's burly, as in bear stronk

>>39790358
You calling christianized Odin fat, m8?

>>39790471
>>39790358
Santa's first origins can be traced back to Odin, the ultimate Lanklet.
Santa and Gandalf are cousins that way

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>>39790574
True. I should clarify and say post-christianization stories had him as an elf.

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>>39790403

frsh fph story


>be me.
>be escape room instructor.
>get shift with fatty. fatty is a short landwhale of pale complexion and not very smart.
>escape room has two identical rooms, caters to large groups mostly companies.
>me and landwhale suppose to great the group and instruct them each to their room.
>fatty says shes sick and lost her voice and that i should do everything.
>i do everything, give fatty her group and start the game with mine.
>get back to office, watch fatty has already started her first presentation a while ago and start mine.
>go back to my room and instruct some more.
>go back and find fatty again already ahead of my group.
>i am obviously sick, cracked voice and coughing.
>fatty wants to open the door so she won't 'catch what im having'.
>'fine whatever'
>fatty complains about the noise my pen makes.
>'fine whatever'
>fatty's group are doing horrible, she's clueless as to how to guide them while mine are doing quite well
>fatty refuses to give hers some more time while i do to mine so they could solve it.
>fatty goes back to her room early again and finish things early
>i take my time just so the group would have a better experience.
>game finally over, start resetting the room.
>fatty complains she has another group right away and that i should help her. i don't have another one, but im in a hurry.
>help fatty, she never says 'thank you'
>leave fatty with final touches and go back to mine room
>already 15 mins later because of fatty.
>finally goes back into office
>see fatty eating a snack an resting.
that fat fuck cleared hers and left me to deal with mine even though she clearly had time off
>'fine whatever'
>hope ill have a harpoon next time

>>39790403
Hope all his backers get sued for encouraging suicide.

>>39790427
nice

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nikolaus is based

>>39791052
needs a shop of him giving mini dumbbells to manlets

>>39791017
Kek

She knows she can cuck you and uses that power to do so

>>39790594

Sinterklaas and Piet are both /fit/. Old man is centuries old and still going op on the rooftops in december. Only lazy fatasses need a flying sleigh.

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>Be me still living at home
>Out of broccoli
>Ask fatmom if she needs anything
>Wants me to pick up pizza for dinner
>Knows damn well that I don't support her habits
>Tell her okay, but it will be frozen pizza with a reasonable amount of calories
>Make sure she understands that it will be small
>She still wants it
>Go out
>Pick one up of about 800 calories
>Also broccoli
>Get back
>She flips her shit about it being way too small
>Eats the pizza and then makes an additional meal of roughly another 800 calories
Why did I expect anything else?

At least the broccoli was good.

>>39790422
You dont?

>>39790443

>being a fat sack of shit
>haha 1000 calories in booze that's fine
>at least my "snack" is small

You are the FPH lol

>>39793089
shut the fuck up

>>39791017
what the fuck is an escape room instructor?

>>39791017
New Zealand?
Specifically Auckland?

>be me
>new to fit, started lifting in September
>Lost ~15-20 lbs lbs of fat since (200 lbs, 20% BF to 180 lbs ~13%BF)
>Talking to family about trying to get more fit
>Aunt is nurse, so naturally she knows all about health
>she's about 5'4, ~220lbs
>insists BMI is the most accurate measure of health
>Claims that being any weight is putting more stress on your heart
>warns me against trying to build too much muscle

I hate my extended family. She's over now, trying to convince me I got 'my smarts' from her (a school nurse) instead of my father (4 mathematics degrees)

>>39794660
Teacher here. School nurse is like momscience the state employee. Gotta respect them for dealing with the puking/faking/disease kids though.

>>39792684
Love me some frozen brocc. Steam it right up in the rice cooker while cooking rice and boom.

The steam bags are nice too.

>>39790403
So he crowdfunded $7k and then just spent it getting fatter and not working?

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>be me
>leave the country for military uni
>first semester is mostly hazing with no privileges
>only able to use social media to contact friends every once in a while, no opportunity to go home until christmas break
>lose approx 35lbs while at school doing PT and military training, but don't really focus on it much, just excited to be away from barracks, in the summer, etc. etc.
>come home for christmas
>family, old coworkers, friends, neighbours constantly commenting on how much thinner i look
i thought this would feel better bc satisfaction from hard work but it is just making me remember what a fat piece of shit i was before uni and the image everyone has had of me in their heads for all these months
any former fatties have stories?

>>39794660
>>39794660
sounds like you're from the south. Fucking every girl down here who has enough to go to college is going to be a nurse at the local community college.

>tfw you want to join in the fph but your mum is fat because shes overworked and doesnt really understand macros :(

>>39795086
why is that flat chick wearing a boob window sweater

In my experience fatties claiming to not eat much are not as full of shit as /fit/fags think. Calorie-ignorant people tend to count food by mass or time spent consuming. For example we know a burger has plenty of calories. But in their eyes it's just a slice of meat and two pieces of bread. This can't be fattening, it doesn't even fill you! Or that chocolate bar? It's gone in a second, so the fatty didn't eat much. Chips are so light, there's no way they can cause you to gain weight.

And sodas? They're just liquid. Like water! How can a liquid have fat in it?! Plus it doesn't go to the stomach anyway. It goes to the kidneys and then you piss it out. Totally different thing.

So if you're trying to help someone lose weight, explain calories to him or her.

>>39794660

Don't argue, it'll only make her think you're making excuses. If you want to hurt her then just laugh in her face whenever she comments that you got your smarts from her. But before you do that take this into consideration.
She probably has low self esteem and wants to feel better by convincing herself that she's played a part in you coming out right. Keep in mind that this means she thinks highly of you and more probably than not loves you.
So perhaps it'd be better if you noded or gave a more diplomatic and inclusive answer such as "yeah, this family is all brains".

>>39795086

>Be obese
>Father often tells me that I've "become a barrel"
>He never outright told me that I was a disgraceful sight, but I overheard him saying such things to others about me
>Years later
>Lose 44lbs
>BMI is 30
>Father is ttrying to change my mind by telling me that I'm okay now and that I shouldn't "put my health at risk"
>Instead of feeling bad, I feel like I'm leaving humanity behind

>>39795542
Bro, I'm in Chicagoland, and it's still true.

>>39796019
She does have low self esteem. It's wrong, but I really don't like her.
My aunt will always turn the conversation to her, every time. I graduated college, and she spent dinner talking about her college experiences.

Good job on losing the weight though. I believe we can all make it. Keep lifting the weights.

>>39795086
any chance you're a rook?

>>3979547
"Inactivity /= Fat. And Fat /= Inactivite"

PUT ON YOUR BOOTS AND RUN WITH ME

>>39790358
Fat people used to be nice aand happy, remember those days ?
When you were a kid and you'd read a comic and there would be this fat, naive guy that would be happy as fuck
Nowadays fat people are just.... retard

>>39795451
KEK, /tv/ is amazing when watching this show

>>39791065
Plz someone do this

>>39795476
>eating well and exercising regularly are good for you, but they probably wont help you shed tons of pounds BECAUSE that shouldn't even be the reason we do them!

Someone fucking wrote this.

>>39794316
Not him, but we have them in my city too. (Portland, Maine) and its like a team building thing where you have to figure a way out of a locked room. Never done it, but sounds okay.

>>39790358
Anyone have that image of the study showing fat people severely underestimating their calorie intake for this chick on /adv/? Tired of arguing with stupid people...

http://boards.4chan.org/adv/thread/17891215#bottom

>>39796731
This use to happen to me all the time before I got myfitnesspal, it got my diet on the right track now but it was a little while ago so I can kind of sympathize with these people

>>39796753
Sympathy won't help them

>>39791017
>posts vague story about fatty being able to do job more efficiently

stay mad

>>39796760
I know that, but I know how they think, they feel as though if they dont eat that extra pretzel after having half the bag already, that they saved calories and should lose weight. But instead they don't realize that the half of the bag is making them fatter.

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i liked Russian strongman sword fighting Santa

>>39796493
A rat

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>>39795476
>Diets don't work at all
>They only work like 5% of the time
Holy shit, fat people sure have an under-average IQ.

>>39797121
if she lost all that fat shed have to pin back the excess skin just so it doesnt hang infront of her eyes

>The trailer for a new season of My 600-lb Life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKDPFzlAfbw
holy fuck

>>39797206
>THEY REPRODUCED

how the fuck did they manage that??

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>>39797201

>>39797239
kek

>>39795086
is that grimes

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>>39797284
Yeth

>>39794660
The thing is you need to be careful when you go body builder tier or take steroids.

Heart is a muscle and endurance is much better than tons of muscle. She's half right but the average fitizen isn't too extreme

>>39797303
Is there a hand in that left glove or like someone put a glove over a latex glove filled with air.

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>>39790358
>christmas eve fatmom and I go to buy pizza
>ofc I am supposed to finish everything she doesn't eat since "diet"
>we get a stuffed cheese bread, 2 medium pizzas, and specialty chicken
>i only wanted pizza but w/e
>next morning we have leftovers
>there was at least half of the first pizza and more than half of the second pizza remaining
>with majority of the cheese bread and chicken
>hear microwave in the afternoon and see whats up
>she finished all of the bacon chicken, 3/4ths of the cheese bread
>easy 1k calories
>"I didnt eat anything all day today so" as she grabs a few chocolate cookies she bought the day before
>later tonight i decide to eat some pizza
>the other half of the pizza is nonexistant
>she easily ate 2k calories in one sitting
>in addition to eating more throughout the day
>claims her genetics are to blame


Is "I haven't eaten anything all day" the worst thing a fatty can think?
>she's

>>39794660
>4 math degrees
Wut

>>39790519
>what is a olive

>>39792684
>800kcal
>small

>>39796019

It's called fatlogic anon and it's bulletproof

Even if you make them understand unequivocably they'll treat themselves (teehee) with food for understanding it

>>39795086
>be at 200lbs 6"
>family told me since i was a child things like "whats up chubby, hihi, look how fat he is"
>brother is so much thinner
>hatred intensifies
>start to lift
>build some muscles up, lost fat
>be at 13%bf now
>family always tells me that i have to eat more, its not healthy etc.
>"why? is it because you cant say anything about my weight which would make feel you better?"
>they claim they never told me such things and i would lie
>laugh at them, tells them they are disgusting
>still feel to fat inside

>>39790358
Sure, that was the first poetry describing him as fat, but the real imagery, that fat cheery fuck in red was Coca Colas doing in the 30s. Whole advertisement shtick. Before that campaign, he wasn't commonly depicted as fat.

>>39797303
I have oblivion in my workout playlist it gets me fuckin hype but I don't like any of the other stuff.

>>39797671
I got to eat junk food today and yesterday because I hadn't eaten anything all day but it was also Christmas and I just lost 10 pounds and I didn't gain any back. it feels fucking good.

>>39796809
>this rapes the man

>>39795476
>5%

that's only true if your goal is to leave humanity behind

>>39797807
It's small compared to the average 2000kcal pizza that fatties can down.

>>39797121
>Holy shit, fat people sure have an under-average IQ.
That's supported by a medical study.

I never checked how reliable the study was, but it was posted here last year. Also, basic observation supports it.

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>>39790519
>grape

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>>39796809
>about 20 lbs ago
>being so fat you measure spaces of time in how much you've gained

>>39798111
This is probably why fat people have such an incredibly hard time understanding how to count calories.

>>39797683
He probably means the different concentrations under the mathematics bachelors of science itself.

>>39797172
>>39797180
kek. abby is based as fuck

>>39790524
>>39790538
>>39797797
>>39798155
>implying it being an olive makes it any less autistic

>>39794316
instructors for escape rooms. they're a group activity where you're locked in a room (sometimes multiple connected rooms) and you have to solve puzzles to eventually find your way out. usually there's a story as well, like finding out what happened to a missing girl or something like that.

it's pretty fun, your city probably has one or there's one nearby. try it.

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>>39796809
>He is getting a prescription filled to ensure arousal

>>39797206
>"I love you candy"

Is that her sister or is she just stating a fact.

>>39797180

Abby giving it to them straight. I love it.

>>39797206
Legit terrifying! Why did I click on that at work?

>>39796345

Thanks mate.
Well, I always end up talking about myself to others even though I want to hear all about them. It pisses me off and I don't know how to make them open up.
One thing I bring up very often is my time as a conscript. I think I come off as bragging so I either try not to talk about it, or poke fun at myself when I catch myself doing it.

Thing is, I do it because it was an interesting time in my life. It was hard, challenging, it shook my world. But I overcame the various difficulties and I did it on my own and away from an overbearing environment that had taught me to be helpless and afraid. I'm proud of myself, and I think it'd be quite the experience for anyone I speak to.
Perhaps your aunt is like that but less self aware. I'm not saying that you're wrong or anything, but if you want to shut her up effectively you'll have to understand her better.

>>39797858

I dunno mate, I used to be defensive about my weight and say stuff like "there's just more of me to go around" or "I give better hugs", but the moment I learned about calories l hopped to it. If I knew someone fit, I'd stick on him like a parasitic fish and suck all the knowledge I could. I can't be the only fat guy who thinks like that, and I think that anyone who wants to change deserves a little help.

>>39797234

With a broom?

>>39797206
Is that Steven Assanti causing the earthquake with that godzilla scream at 1:06?

>>39797303
>that thinning hair

>>39797206
wtf is with his legs. horrifying.

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>>39797239
i honestly thougt it was a puli for a sec

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>>39797206
"How do I fix this?"

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>>39790519
pls be bait

>>39797121
I feel bad for the person that has to perform the autopsy on this thing.

>>39799829
HAHA TOP FUCKING KEK.
FUCK ME LMAO.

>>39797206
>That lard responding to every single comment.

>>39797914
How the shit so people get the delusional? Insult their own kin to make themselves feel better, then when you call them out on it, they completely deny it. Fuck those people. Anyway, don't worry, you're gonna make it.

>>39797206
NEW SEASON
WHOOP WHOOP!

>>39800224
to be fair, when you're 800lbs, it takes a little more work than "eating healthy"

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>>39797206
>I love you candy

>>39790403
I've just google his nick name and he is at point of no return

>>39800442
It actually takes less. At that weight you don't even need to eat healthy. You can still eat pure junk and lose weight - you just have to eat a bit less junk than you used to. Sadly even that's too much for these turds.

>>39797121
of course. If you are intelligent your will probably do something against being fat.

>>39795731
>overworked
>fat
pick one mate.

>>39800654
>work 10 hours a day at a desk job
>idiot about nutrition
are you stupid? Not everybody is a fucking construction worker.
Also there are fat construction workers.

>>39797683
>>39798365
B.S., M.A., M.S., Ph.D.

And with all that math, he still can't figure out
DMass = Cal. In - Cal Out

>he got the beetus
>loosing weight, but still won't countt calories

>>39797914
>still feet fat inside
It never goes away bro. I was waiting at a clinic this morning (ear stuff), and I was looking at what I used to consider 'snacks'
>chips: 400 cal
>pistachios: 600 cal
>juice: 300 cal

I still believe in you

>>39800091
No, you don't understand bro. It's not that she talks about herself, it's that she's not happy until the conversation is about her. Like, complete non sequiturs because we aren't talking about her.

>>39800000
boi

>>39797914
>>39800412
I understand how u bros feel
I get called a useless piece of shit by my parents all the time as they found ways to put me down at every pinnacle of achievement i had. Trying to work my way back up again so i can finally leave this prison.
My. Bro dont talk to my parents anymore since they won't apologize for anything they do, like constantly insulting his wife and wifes family calling them savages, and calling my bro worthless and stupid despite him working such a great career making good money.

He wouldn't even make a phone call to them on Christmas, after i askrd. I really can't blame him anyways, but i was trying to get my parents to stop talking so much shit all the time if tjey knew so it'd be like haha shure showed them.

He's lucky tho he hasn't a clue what ive been going thru
If he's mad about his past treatment try being called a columbine shooter or unplanned mistake lmao

One day guys one day
Just keep focusing on yourselfs people like that won't stop until shit gets bad for them

>>39791017
Sorry m8, you agreed to help her, you're not a fat hater, you're a fat enabler.

>>39797206

Yes!!!!! Daddy needs his crack.

>>39800000

>>39801167
Why do they call his wifes family savages?

>>39790403
How much you think is his bench?

>>39801442
Cuz they're black. I've never met them but my parents haven't either. They go off by Facebook pictures and think my brother is involved in drive bys by default.

>>39801167
>haha
>lmao

You sound like a dumb young girl when you write like that. Stop it.
Read this, it might give you some insight in the mentality of one parent or both.

http://www.daughtersofnarcissisticmothers.com/mothers-with-narcissistic-personality-disorder/

>I get called a useless piece of shit by my parents all the time as they found ways to put me down at every pinnacle of achievement i had

Your parents are lost causes. Stop valuing and wishing for their approval and start enjoying their salt. Why don't you have fun with comebacks?

>being called a columbine shooter

"I know, right? I'm like an action movie hero!"

>unplanned mistake

"Heh, you guys were so dumb. Hadn't you heard of condoms?" followed by "At least I've learned from my parents' mistakes."

What else are they telling you?

>>39801571
It's just text maybe it helps me cope with my morbid reality.

I also am young female who doesn't want to get beat to death. Idk about you but if you think they haven't told me they woukd ur wrong
They also own firearms i just need to find a good job

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>>39790358
OC from the current QTDDTOT.

>>39802153
This can't be real

I refuse to believe a sentence of it

>>39802153
Go check it out yourself. >>39801798

>>39801621

>It's just text maybe it helps me cope with my morbid reality

You come off as nervous and crying inside. You know what helps me cope with my reality? Humour and laughter. I need to laugh like I need to eat, which is the reason why I poke fun to those who are ruining my mood.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M

>I also am young female who doesn't want to get beat to death. Idk about you but if you think they haven't told me they woukd ur wrong

I grew up with an abusive mother. The kind that beats you up and locks you in a dark place. Violence (physical, emotional and verbal) was a daily thing even after I reached 18. She was a sociopath who was regularly threatening to burn me and my father alive (most my father) in our sleep. I have plenty of horror stories. Also she was fat, liberal and a hoarder.

The last time she locked me outside "her" house and threatened to leave me homeless (no demands, just threatening for the power rush) I calmly said okay and started kicking the door. She ran and opened the door, afraid I'd break it. Which I would.

She had the nerve to often go to psychologists for abused women and play the victim. She took me along once so that the psychologist would "fix" my attitude. I exposed my abusive mother, showed the psychologist a video of the living conditions in the house, and broke down and cried when the psychologist made me a compliment because I hadn't heard a single compliment in my life.
My mother got angry and changed psychologist.

One other time I was called in the local police station to pick her up. She'd tried to have my father arrested for abuse. Nothing could be further from the truth. My father was utterly meet and passive. I once saw her rake his face with her nails and he just stood there and took it like a beta.

>>39802357
cont.

Tl:dr the officer wasn't entirely convinced and called me in to testify and take her home. I testified, and the officer chewed her out before sending us off. Pity, she really deserved to have walked herself in jail.
My mother was mad at me for not backing her, but didn't do anything more drastic than being her usual evil self indoors.

My point is that even though she was evil, intimidating and threatened us with the quite real possibility of murder, the fear was greater than her actual capacity.
This is what weak people do. They threaten because they can't act, otherwise they'd act. Your parents can't shoot or beat you because then they'd get prosecuted (provided other people know or have witnessed them being abusive towards you, though shooting will be easier to prove).
The real threat you're facing if you provoke them is being left on the sidewalk without roof or food. It might be a good idea to find a roommate, or even better move in with your brother for a while if he'd take you in.
While you shouldn't be afraid, I won't fault you for not getting more aggressive.

If it's any consolation, I'd totally take you for a night out to make you feel better, clear your head, and hopefully make tender love to you. Are you Irish btw?

>>39798111
what the medical study?
reference plox

>>39790403
>crowdfunding to give this blob weight loss surgery
why the fuck should anyone spend a penny of their hard earned money saving this lazy slob

>>39802153
Kek. No way.

>>39802357
>>39802390
I'm sorry man. I'm glad you made it out okay. It's just my family knows what my mom does and so does some of her friends. My family ignores it and me, since for some it's easier to cut her out and for others they need money from her. Her friends are the worst they shit talk me and my bro along with her and encourage my mom every step of the way. She was actually law enforcement and has probably the biggest social circle you xan think of but will never acknowledge it to play victim like you mom did. Nobody would believe me anyway since she acts real nice to people.

I already went through the therapist psychologist phase and had to remember what a past friend told me. Trying to distance myself from everybody claiming i have mental disorders and turning me into the autismbux loser. It really became bad for me after my bro left. Once he left its not like there was anybody else to disagree or stop her.

I would leave but I'm sort of attached to the stuff i have here and it would be extremely stressful to not have a new job lined up by the time im ready to leave. The threats emotionally exhaust me and im already not a gregarious or social person. She got rid of my friends years back so its just me and my bedroom now.

Sorry im not irish and am celibate.

>>39802708

I didn't make it out as much as she died from cancer. I was planning on suing her one day, but I won't complain about it.

Well it sounds like you're in a real pickle. I was going to suggest installing a lock in your door but I'm not so sure anymore. Look up to your brother. He's solved the problem already. See what he did and try a similar path if you can.
Remember that the people who're tearing you down do so to get a reaction out of you. They want to feel powerful. They want to feel satisfied and better about themselves. Don't show that you are distressed. Show disinterest. They're pieces of shit anyway, so their opinion has about as much value.

If you had a low sense of self-preservation I'd suggest you gather dirt on your mother. Not necessarily legal as much as social dirt. Don't do it though, as you'll be hitting her where it hurts and she'll react badly. Plus she knows what's legal and how to corner you.

>It really became bad for me after my bro left.

Which is why you wanted him to reunite with your family. This is why you shouldn't be celibate. Outside help could be useful and you know it.
We're probably in different continents btw so don't worry about me.

Sigh...I understand your situation but I can't do anything more than wish you luck I'm afraid. I don't know if you perhaps joined the military or something...
Okay, I'll stop here but I have one last question. What kind of stuff are you attached to? I have a few stuff of my own that have been used in the past to threaten me.

>>39801476
Your family sounds even worse now. I pity you. Nothing worse than fat genetic waste of space who think they are superior based on the accomplishments of other people.

>>39794316
You ever played those old PC games, or flash games on newgrounds where you're trapped in a room and have to click everything and combine items to escape?

Well people realized that's pretty fun IRL and so it's become a thing

>>39797121
5% actually makes sense
I think if you removed all the "diets" like crash dieting and juice cleanses the number would substantially increase

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>>39804251
>be me
>skinny fat end of Summer
>Now leaner (20% BF to 13% bf)
>Talk about how I lost weight
>People ask how I did it
Work out, count calories
>visible disappointment about half the time
>their face when there is no shortcut or trick to be better
>only hard work and suffering

>>39797206
FUKKKK I was eating breh

>I can be discriminated against for being short despite that being completely out of my control
>I can be discriminated against for being white despite that being completely out of my control
>I can be discriminated against for being male despite that being completely out of my control
>I can be discriminated against for having some odd kinks despite that being completely out of my control
>Oh but I can't judge fat people for being fat because you totally can't control your weight even though it's as simple as exercising and not eating like a fucking pig
Sometimes, guys, I really wonder about this world.

>>39804713
M A N L E T

>>39804976
How original

>>39790358
Worst FPH thread ever. It's just people bitching about their lives.

>Last week
>Work from 6:30 am to 5:00 pm
>Head to the gym, get a good work out in, then head home to work on final project paper for grad school class
>Working on paper, it's due at midnight, so I'm working at a good pace
>Realize I hadn't eaten, don't feel like cooking
>Pizza place down the street a little is selling large pizzas for $4 for a pepperoni
>Fuck it, get a specialty pizza
>Waiting for food
>Big fat guy walks in, recognize him, he lives in my apartment complex
>Asks for thrown away pizza
>Workers tell him they might have stuff to throw away when they close
>He turns and looks at me, asks if I can buy him a pizza, says he lost his job two days ago, and hadn't eaten since the day before
>Lie and tell him I don't have the money
>How do you not have food in your apartment?
>Workers talk shit in spanish about how I wouldn't buy him a pizza or that he couldn't afford it. Couldn't tell, just one girl said "don't talk shit about the customers".
>Find out fat fuck does this all the time this week, I walk by his unit and can always see him with a pizza from that place.

>>39801167
Sounds like my family. Got insulted every fucking second I was there and started to drink. I rode with them even though I have my own car and apartment. I thought they would get better once I moved out, but I was fucking wrong.

They still talked shit and couldn't figure out why I was pissed off at them. Now they're expecting that I come over to visit still (which they talk shit to other people about how I visit them).

>>39794316
Play zero escape nigger. One of the best games on DS and you can easily emulate it.

>>39804304
Every single cunt at work stops listening as soon as they hear the word exercise. They even start to argue about shit if you specifically state that you spend any amount of time lifting. Bitch you asked me first how I lost this much weight, this was part of it, what's your problem

>>39795476

Officially mad

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>>39805126

That's true, but we're bitching about how our fat relatives are making our lives miserable.

>>39806499

>No BS

How ironic. What's even more ironic is that fat people will see her and trust her because she is closer to them and more familiar, instead of realizing that since she's still fat the exercises aren't working.

>>39800091
Fuck off Sinkie acting like an Aussie.

>>39801571
Your comebacks are shit. Like those are so bad they make you look worse.

>>39806499
Shit like this annoys me the most because it can trick people who genuinely want to loose weight and get fit. While alot of people with common sense will see the cover and think "A fat person selling a workout dvd, this shit won't work." you have to bear in mind that this stuff easily fools fatties.

>>39805156
They probably weren't talking shit about you. They were probably trash talking the fat mook that tries to mooch off everyone he can. No one likes a leach in their establishment.

>>39802708
You can make it. If she ends up kicking you out (which she won't, she NEEDS to make you feel bad) it will be BENEFICIAL for you.
Find a job, doesn't matter how shitty it is, and move out.
DO. IT. It's for your own good.

t. experienced abused

>>39791017
>lets fat bitch bully him around
>goes on /fit to whine about it

Sucks to be you.

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>>39806499
>They cut out the tranny

>Return home for Christmas
>Sit down to eat dinner with a few old friends from high school
>Wearing a slightly tighter shirt than usual
>Mother notices that my clothing is a bit tight.
>Asian mother mode activated
>"daughter, you fat again? Work out more!"
>White friends start laughing in disbelief or look extremely shocked
>They try to comfort me as though my mother had reached across the table and slapped me side the head like a Chinese uncle.
>Am extremely confused by the soothing white people talk about weight.
>Point out to them I had gained a few pounds and that it's a good thing to point out
>Awkward silence ensues from friends
>Finally realize that cultural differences can be massive

>>39796518
When I was fat I took joy in wearing small hats and being a happy beer bellied Germany

>>39806695

Heh. But no, I'm a wog. Mate has become a sort of verbal tick for me after being exposed to a few brit culture gems such as Red Dwarf and Hector: Badge of Carnage.

>>39806755

Have you seen your face? At least I can improve on my comebacks.

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>>39801167
>>39801621
>>39802357
>>39802390
>>39802708

You guys need to brutally murder your parents RIGHT NOW.

I'm sorry you've had it so hard, Anons. Why aren't there any standards for parents? Raising a child is literally one of the most important things, if not THE most important thing, you will ever do in your life.

>>39804304
I got this even from people at my gym. People noticed the weight falling off and asked me what my secret was. As soon as I said three miles of stairmaster followed by three miles of running, every single day, and only eating 1300cal? Ha. Their eyes would glaze over and instantly look disinterested. You give them what they need to do to succeed and they just don't want to hear it. Why the fuck are you even in the gym if you don't actually want to reach your goals?

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>>39808378
I am unironically the most nicest person you will ever meet.

>>39804304
>shed weight while females in the glass balloon up
>OMG HOW DID U DO IT
>amasse crowd of calfs plump, eager and ripe for the slaughter house
>smile and tease with "oh you wouldn't believe how easy it was"
>their attention is all on me like I'm Justin Bieber on his deathbed
>the moment finally comes
>I ate a strict diet of 1200 calories a day and exercised!
>a wave of disappointment swoons them in their stomps
>the floor rumbles as each planet collapses on one another fueling a highly volatile chain reaction
>almost instantly they try to rectify the situation by how "lucky" I am
>soon restablilizing their erroneous notions with the suspicion that I might be miserable
>tell them I ate cakes and pies while on my diet
>and in one fell swoop I demolished all their mental processes and replaced them with genetics

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>Family is having takeaway from the kebab shop for the 2nd time in 4 days
>its all unhealthy dogshit
>not even tasty
>say I will just cook for myself
>they refuse to let me
>try to point out that everything on the menu is almost certainly frozen or premade
>they refuse to listen
>point out that they are ordering between them pizza, when we have like 4 frozen ones, lasagna (from a fucking kebab shop, which is 100% a reheated frozen one), when we have a frozen one plus all the ingredients to make Lasagna, 'fried chicken' that has been sitting in a heater the entire day, chips when we have several in the freezer plus potatoes, oil and seasoning to make them fresh, and a burger which we don't have but will be fucking shit anyway
>'yeah anon but we work hard and don't need to cook all the time'
>they have all been off for at least the last 5 days, I had christmas off and worked a double shift yesterday and a double shift today
>would still gladly make my own dinner
>but apparently 'the kebab man won't deliver if he smells your food because they are pakis you make it smell like an Indian is in here' (because I actually use spices and fresh food apparently it smells)

They are all fat btw
I'm not fat, but only because I have an eating disorder.

>>39797206
>I'm addicted to food
I now appreciate heroine addicts.

>>39808699
Why can't they just go to McDonald's? I fucking hate when people buy regular foods like pasta, pizza or burgers and it's not from a specialty fast food place. Waste of fucking money pretending it's some homemade type of shit. Like if I'm gonna eat fast food I'm ordering whitecastle taco bell. Fuck it GET CHINESE FOOD
Indian, Pakistan, halal is all fucking GARBAGE

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>>39808683
>soon restablilizing their erroneous notions with the suspicion that I might be miserable
>tell them I ate cakes and pies while on my diet
What is it with these assumptions that you're miserable if you don't eat a bunch of shit food all the time, anyway?

>>39808729
this kebab shop has a 2 star hygiene score btw (out of 5)
I've pointed this out and the usual argument is 'its because drunk people urinate on the outside walls' or 'well when you cook you scratch your head so you'd probably have the same score'
whats worse is there is a legit far better 5 star hygiene kebab shop on the other side of the fucking street

Anyone else just given up trying to help fatties? 99% of them are a lost cause. They know that their diets and lifestyles suck but don't want to change so they make up excuses like "genetics" and "slow metabolism". When they ask you for advice and you tell them to eat less and exercise they either get super offended or try it half-assedly for a few weeks while sneaking chips in the middle of the night and not counting them towards daily calories.

Recently I've just been trolling all my fat friends. I go to the gym 6 days a week. Prepare mostly home-made food that's healthy and has good macros (e.g. tuna steak, rice, steamed veggies). Never drink soda, rarely drink juice, never eat desserts, don't drink, don't smoke. However, I always try to give off the impression that I put 0 effort into my body. When I go out to a restaurant with fatties, I'll plan my day around it. If we're going out for lunch, I'll plan to eat just oatmeal for breakfast and a salad for dinner. Then, at lunch I'll order huge amount of unhealthy food like a triple cheeseburger w/ fries, coca cola, and pie + ice cream for dessert. When asked "wow how do you eat so much and stay in such great shape?" I just shrug and say "I dunno, must be genetics".

>>39808926
My nigga. I've got that group who turned real dickish since the gains have actually started to get noticable. Snide comments and shit like picking out my claves when they all have "thyroid problems". So I just eat a shit ton whenever we hang out, tell them they shouldn't even try losing weight since it's all based on blessed genetics and my farming background.

When you order shit from a Chinese restaurant, and you get a container full of a massive amount of food (like, say, noodles), do they mean for it to be distributed among lots of people, or is one person seriously supposed to eat it all?

Christmas was weird for me this year.
>have lost 44 lbs in 25 weeks
>semi cocoon mode since I live away from family
>was always fatter than my mom
>for the first time since high school I weigh less than her
>go visit for Xmas and everyone goes nuts
>get loads of compliments from everyone
>everyone wants a picture
>I think I look huge in pictures
>still obese, got 10 lbs till I'm only overweight
>lots of attempted sabotage with food from family members
>lots of "tell me your secret!"
>they ask if I'm going to lose more
>yeah, I want to lose at least another 25 lbs, probably closer to 30.
>"are you serious? You're already so skinny now!"
>still a size 16, 40c
>"that can't be healthy!"
>mom goes back and forth between self deprecation of her weight
>and praise for my loss even though now I'm only 5 lbs less
>"I'm so fat! The fattest I've ever been! I disgust myself"
>"omg you look so skinny! You don't need to lose more!"

It really made me realize how used to me being fat they are and how insecure they are I am losing weight. I do genuinely believe that they are happy for me, but I think they were used to me being the "fat one" and this Christmas I wasn't.
Honestly it just made me want to come home and get back on track with training sooner. I didn't feel like I deserved all the praise, though it did make me feel good. I still feel fat as fuck.

>>39809118
mym mum is the only one who doesn't shame me
I feel bad for her sometimes because she is always talking about how fat she is but then she prepares a 'salad' which is a head of lettuce marinaded in BBQ sauce with extra sugar with 20 ice cube tray hole size pieces of cheese sprinkled on top with cocoa powder and at least 3tbsp of oil and don't feel bad anymore

>>39790388
A little disappointed you went with horny house wives over HOE HOE HOES

>>39808744
No idea. Like I love broccoli and brussel sproutz. Just add some lemon when you cook it and it's like magic. Anywho I do enjoy gourmet pastries in comparison to gorging on poptarts. Fat people have the worst tastes

>>39808922
Another gripe about those nasty fucks. Stay far away from their food even in FFchains. I legit walk out if I see Indians or South Asians

>>39808926
Do you not eat desserts because you don't want them? Serious question. Some people think they need to cut sweets out of their life. I'm talking about actual desserts not supermarket stuff

>>39796809
>a ridiculous rule
>like only eating desert 3 times a week

Do people do this? Do people seriously eat sweet shit after a meal any time other than a holiday or whatever?

>>39809087
?
Lunch specials are meant for 1 person
Everything else is shared. Chinks eat a lot of rice and vegetables, and when they work they usually get tons of physical activity if they aren't CEO tier. I see tons riding bicycles etc and running to make good on deliveries

Plus it's normal to have big lunches
Breakfast and dinner are a meme

More expensive and high quality Chinese restaurants have smaller portions thofor obvious reasons

>>39809589
I used to do it when I was a fat pof trash
Now I usually just half a controlled portion of sweets as breakfast or during work break. I don't drink juice soda and milk is for cereal. So it workz out. I only eat 1 meal a day these days and refuse to eat more than once within a 6 hour duration

>>39800685
They eat like shit.

>>39806499
I just don't understand. If this is what she does, and this is what she looks like, why would you want to emulate it?

>>39809509
Lemon juice on broccoli is the best fucking thing.

>>39808926
>When they ask you for advice and you tell them to eat less and exercise they either get super offended
Oh man my mother did that to me today, it's freaking painful to see her killing herself like that while being selfish and inconsiderate to our whole family. The moment she told us she was scared and needed to lose weight asap me and my brother started talking about ways to change her lifestyle, she went nuts saying that it wouldn't change anything and the thing she needed was surgery. Truth is, she already lost a lot of weight before by exercising/eating less but whenever we try to bring that up, she will just ignore us and start watching TV. It's frustrating and awful how can people be so ignorant? Sorry about the blog I'm just feeling helpless

>>39808334
>Have you seen your face? At least I can improve on my comebacks.

FFS you are literally autistic. You are like a guy at an open mic night at a comedy club. You are just painfully fucking unfunny.

>>39808295
Lol.
I have a japanese neighbour who every time she sees me she points if I gained or lost weght.
Now I understand why.
I thought she was crazy, but she is just azn...

>>39799146
>Implying he didn't eat a few more olives before this one

ALso olives are fucking great especially during keto

Good fats, strong taste. Try eating more than 8 and feeling hungry.

>>39810652

The point isn't to make the person you dislike laugh. You hate them! You are supposed to aggravate them. And judging by your reactions I think I'm doing a good job.

>>39808926
Yes.

>have overweight over sister
>did marching band in high school and lost a good amount of weight but never got actually thin
>works at a fast food place so of course will take her free meal there
>engaged to a fat fuck who doesn't eat vegetables except for potatoes (and only when they're fries or mashed)
>he doesn't want her to lose weight because she'll leave him or whatever
>they eat out all the time because he's too lazy to cook and she's usually tired from work and school

>2 years ago
>dad taking sister and me on a cruise
>sister has a pool at her apartment complex so I suggest we start swimming to lose weight for the cruise
>we go a few times
>one day I text her that I'm on my way
>"anon I don't want to go swimming"
>ignore it because I'm already halfway there
>get to her apartment
>she's sitting on the couch playing her Nintendo DS
>didn't have work or school that day so no excuse
>said she just doesn't want to go
>fiance tells her to go since I'm already there
>she proceeds to throw a temper tantrum and stomps around the house as she gets ready
>we swim
>that was the last time we did any exercise together

>fast forward to today
>doctor said her she has high blood pressure and is pre-diabetic
>eating a bit better but still lazy and not exercising
>tfw she's probably going to die at 50 and I'll have to take care of all her children

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>Christmas Eve
>eat lots of spicy, homemade Mexican food and desserts
>Christmas Day
>grab froo-froo Starbucks coffee for breakfast
>eat more spicy Mexican food and lots of homemade sweets
>the next day
>another froo-froo Starbucks coffee for breakfast
>disgustingly greasy burger and fries from 5 Guys for lunch
>no appetite for dinner
>stomach starts to hurt
>end up vomiting and having diarrhea all night to the point where I was just spitting up water
>mfw this is how fatties eat on a regular basis
>mfw imagining how their bathroom smells and what condition their GI tract is in

I eat fairly healthy on a regular basis so my body was NOT ready for all those sweets, greases, and spices.

>>39810996
>spices
>unhealthy
god, you're one of those guys who thinks boring=healthy, aren't you.

>>39810996
>Two weeks ago, dogsitting for GF
>Apartment to myself
>Off day
>Decide to drink sugary drinks and eat snax while playing vidya all day like I see on /v/
>Super pumped
>Severe dry mouth and headache after like two hours
>Craving for spinach
>Bored as hell

I love vidya, but I cannot imagine how people can stomach snacks like that. You seriously have to train for it. Its just not natural.

>>39797172
based

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>>39810894
get the children to like you now.
play with them, save them from being fat

>>39811260
She doesn't have any children yet, but I know she will someday. I'll do my best to set those kids on the right path; not sure how I can compete with sweets but I'll play DDR with them or something. Reminds me of that one Reddit thread where a husband talks about how his active wife gets their overweight daughter to active by jogging together and playing those dance games and everyone flips their shit and says the wife is encouraging eating disorders or something. Don't have the pic or a link but it's a fun read.

>>39797206
All those fucked up legs Jesus Christ. And I think the guy that fell is the one from some Rhode Island newspaper article about him living in his parent's car or some shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V-DpcVhAjE

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>>39797121
>mfw I wrote that comment on that video

>>39810763

>keto

Desperate fatty shit fad dieta. Kys yourself

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>>39797206
why did I think it was a good idea to watch that while eating delicious left over cake from Xmas... f u ck

>>39811507
HAHAHAHAHAA
thanks for the good kek, that is just unbeatable.

>>39796809
>I exploded at him
She certainly did that right after trapping him in marriage

>>39794660
She's sort of correct. Really high level bodybuilders can put on enough mass to get apnea and shit. You literally can't get like that without blasting tons of test and working out as your job though so don't overapply that information.

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>>39791065
That's as good as 15 minutes will get ya.

>>39808295
Lol. I was in Japan last month with my buddy and we went to visit an aunt with his mom for a bit and they talked about how he was getting fat the whole time lol.

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>>39812314

>>39804304
To know this pain is suffering. I dropped 20kg since May, came home for the holidays and my butter golem of a brother kept calling me a lying arse for just saying rowing and cal deficit.

>>39810694
>>39812331
Basically, when east asian people are pointing out you gained weight or lost weight, they are showing concern and don't see why pointing out a fact is so offensive. In fact, in pointing it out, they hope that you will correct your behaviour.

Gaining weight as an asian appears to have a disproportionate negative impact on health, BMI for overweight status is lower than caucasians and east asians tend to get diabetes more easily.

It can be blunt, none of this roundabout soothing talk about being bigboned, curvy or shit.

It's 'you have been eating too much, no snacks, eat apple' or 'go and take walk with father. He's getting fat too' or "what have you been eating? Get in the kitchen, I'm going to teach you to cook properly!"

At least that's the reaction of my mother.

>be me
>raised vegan within a family of vegan environmentalists
>not a single FPH story to be told because we're all slender, fit, at the pinnacle of health and all our friends are too

I feel kind of left out ngl.

>>39790403
I'm literally in the next province over. Fuck I'm so tempted to take a trip to Saskatoon and kill that 800lbs strain on the healthcare system.

>>39797172
>>39797180
I wonder if these fatties want to be roasted to force themselves to try start getting fit, otherwise it would be retarded to send these kind of questions to somebody who is known for giving them straight non-sugarcoated answers.

>>39810996
Tell me about it, I've gained 15 pounds since the beginning of X-mas. Fuck having a family of fat retards. I know most of it is water weight but fuck if that's not weeks of work down the drain.

>>39813028
>Vegan
>Pinnacle of health
>>/x/

>>39797914
Try being me
>Used to be 6' 270 lbs
>Lost almost all my weight
>Single digit bf
>Body builder status
>Feel fat every day
>Every time I think about eating something sweet I gag
>Besides my abs I feel like I have a muffin top
Once you go fat...

>>39809118

It's really strange how a lot of people see being fat as part of a person's identity. It's like people who grew up being fat will identify as fat even if they lose the weight, people who gain weight quickly feel like they're becoming a different person, etc. Other people see it that way, too. A lot of times many people feel like if they know a fat person who has always been fat, and that person loses weight, they are transforming into someone else and it scares them a little. I'm sure that they're happy for you, but to them it might be like you're losing a part of your identity.

People are weird like that. Oh, and congrats by the way.

>>39790519
>>39790519
>>39790524
>>39790538
olive
reeeeeee

>>39812314
That fucking elf never fails to disappoint

>mom buys chocolate for Christmas
>not used to having all ths chocolate
>keep eating it
>not even eating anything else
>just eating the truffles

>>39790594
Black Pete!

>>39795476
Yes, because Stephen HATES not being able to exercise, he LOVES being a cripple fuck who talks with a computer. For fuck's sake, you don't know what you have until it's gone

>>39810996
Dude, first time having McDonald's in like a year gave me awful gas all day and just tore me up

>>39796791
>why are you always underboot

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>>39797206
jesus fucking christ I legit nearly threw up.
and there are people unironically defending and making excuses for these behemoths in the comments.

>>39797172
>>39797180
Based fuckin abby
>>39797671
>ywn see the orginal of this

>>39798220
>implying /fit doesnt do exactly this

>>39806499
What makes her qualified to talk about fitness.

No fat bashing, seriously...what are her credentials?

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Where can I download My 600lb Life?

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>>39808699
>say I will just cook for myself
>they refuse to let me

holy shit, are you 6yold? just fucking do it, here is how:
>say you don't feel well
>say you will do a food tolerance test
>pretend you do it
>print out a list of shit that might be in fast food but not in regular food
>now you have an excuse not to eat garbage
you are welcome

>>39796791
>Santa
>Russian
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39808713
>heroine

>>39815017

I just made a channel to stream a few eps of 600lb life.

http://synchtu be/r/fitizenzone
>replace space with dot

All the videos are blocked in the US but fuck it, they're all asleep anyway.

Get in here.

>>39795476
Its like a kid ranting. "Just because YOU got a higher score on the test it doesnt mean you know everything! Also you stink! Gne gne!"

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>>39790403
>it seems the world spun has just around me and ive just stayed in one spot
of course shit is just orbiting your mass

>>39796791
I'd let him fuck me

>>39815322
what?

>>39815322
santa is from the north pole faggot

>cold snowy shithole
>no civilisation in sight
>if you go there without the proper gear/traing you will die

am I describing Russia or the north pole?

cant tell the fucking difference can you

>>39815101
>having to come up with an excuse to get your parents to let you cook

are YOU 6 yrs old?

>>39813251
It wouldn't take much

>>39797180
>I am 100-plus pounds overweight
>overweight

So you know it's a problem then.

>>39797234
>TFW even fatties can get laid, and you can't

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>>39816881
yea because I'm the one who doesn't cook because his mom doesn't let him

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>>39816936
>worrying about getting laid
>doing anything besides working out at the gym then coming straight home and shitposting on 4chan for several hours

>>39817005
Not a gymbro actually, but fair point.

I've given up chasing women. I'll do my thing and if a girl takes interest in me, great.

>>39790524
>grape
I hope your mum gets graped

>5'6, 153lbs, a tad bit above ottermode
>can destroy an entire double meat pizza and some beers with ease, and chips as well
>realize that if I ever stop working out I'll either be miserable by restricting calories
I see quite a lot of appetitelets on /fit/. Doing years of sports as a kid combined with working out and a moderately unhealthy "clear your plate" home attitude has left me with a ferocious appetite that usually rears it's head around 4-9pm. I can understand why people gain so much weight but not how they let themselves do it.

>>39813251
Dont even go anywhere. Just keep getting pizzas sent to his house. That will kill him eventually.

>>39818536
So much this I, anytime we order pizza I end up eating mine and then whatever my roommates left, then some greek yoghurt

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Does alcohol really cause weight gain? I have lost a little over 50 pounds just counting food calories and still drinking like a fish. How does this happen?

>>39818882
Fast metabolism

>>39818536

>I can understand why people gain so much weight but not how they let themselves do it.

I can definitely relate to this. Sure, it might be very easy for lots of people to eat whatever they want without restraint, but why would you rather be a fatass than be thin and have a reasonable diet?

When I became just a few pounds overweight, not even obese, I immediately saw it as a problem and lost 20 lbs in 3 months. I don't understand how so many people can just completely let themselves go and not give a crap. It's like, don't you feel really bad about yourself when you balloon up like that?

>>39818898
>>39818536
I'm 5,2 105 pounds and i can devourer half medium Domino's pan pizza, stuffed cheese bread parmesean bread bites,
Or 7 burritos tacos and other variations from taco bell
Or 10 white castle burgers and onion rings

However i must limit these to about once per 3-6 months and eat normally

>>39808699
>>but apparently 'the kebab man won't deliver if he smells your food because they are pakis you make it smell like an Indian is in here
what

>>39818898
Speaking from experience, it doesn't really register as a problem until it's too late if you're gaining at a slow rate.

Imagine you're a healthy weight right out of high school, then through tiny little habit changes, drinking during college, not walking as much because of your desk job, eating free doughnuts or whatever, you just gain 5 pounds a year. That's less than half a pound a month. If you never count your calories or step on a scale, which most people don't do, they will never notice. Maybe in a few years you think "oh hey I have a little belly" but you don't think anything of it and just keep doing what you're doing. 10 years later, you put on 50 pounds and look gross at 30. That is very easy to do without noticing. Some people put it on even faster of course.

It's not like you're carefully counting all your calories and TDEE and realize you've gained 20 pounds in one year, that would of course be recognized as a problem, but getting fat over 10 years is really easy and most people don't know what to do to fix it. That's where you get your momscience like "eat a salad instead of lunch every day" but then you just overeat dinner so it doesn't matter, or "go for a walk every day" but don't fix your diet so you don't lose weight. Remember that normies don't really understand the simple concepts of calories in calories out or TDEE so often fatties just stay fat.

>TFW started the year at 14.2 Stone
>Now sitting at 11.7 stone
>Lost more weight over Christmas when I plateaued out in the Middle of December

I'm starting to make it.... all thanks to these threads keeping me motivated. That and looking at old pictures of myself disgust me.

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>>39813028
Don't buy into the whole 'malnourished vegan' meme breh, I've never knowingly consumed an animal product in my life and I already know I'm at the height of health. I'm not very big, but then I'm a runner and a climber, not so much a lifter.

>>39819663
damn that pec definition is exactly whay I am trying to do

not the guy youre replying to, but i am underweight as hell for my height but still hve excess flab

>>39819663
kek
10/10 if troll
0/10 if not

>>39819678
Funny, I have been told my pecs are too small on here before, but then I don't really isolate them much.
Find yourself a local climbing wall if you're intent on developing some leaner muscle and functional strength in your chest and arms.

>>39819709
Not trolling. I don't put much stock into getting big if the bulk of my muscle possesses little to no function beyond aesthetic. Guaranteed I can outrun, out-climb or out-cycle most everybody on this board.

Big=/=healthly

>>39819663
hmm yea just needs panties and a bra. That would do it for me hnggg yeaa bitch.

>>39819663
what sort of upper body stuff do you do

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I am a dick to fat people because I used to be in terrible health physically and mentally. It was hard to change.. vigilence is constant to not revert to Hindenburg mode. I had all the same bullshit excuses too.. It's a fucking choice.


> raised fat
> tried to get fitter in hs
> fatty fat food is all we had
> failed hard
> went from 145lbs in gr8
> to 180lbs gr11
> knickname is Chick Tittyman
> hit 200plus after hs
> lose gf I had to fitter guy
> lose a few pounds
> get new gf
> regain fat
> breakup and reach 300lbs by age 25.
> cannot look at myself in mirror
> health is fuuuucked
> self esteem non-existent
> haven't seen my dick for so long it's legally dead
> start walking to 7-11 one night.. Decide not to go in
> walk for hours thinking
> come upon Catholic shrine outside of church
> sit and contemplate meaning of sacrifice for purpose.. Have paradigm shift.
> start running my fat ass around the block until sick
> stop drinking pop, and try to learn about better food
> give away TV
> quit cushy job that encouraged sedentary lifestyle
> join construction labour force
> first year.. Felt brutal beyond belief but dropped 65lbs
> second year could do 100 chinups, 100 pullups, had huge calves from inclines at work
> start of year three.. 185lbs.
> realise I am now hooking up with girls that weigh as much as I had lost in lbs
> by age 28 I am new man. Read more, eat less, feel alive.

I am by no means "fit" at this point.
I'm turning 35, and my old acquaintances who made fun of me look like worn out fat sacks of shit.
I am back at a desk job and weigh 210lbs.. But my physical last month was perfect. Doc just thinks I should work on the love handles I've never been able to shed. Life is good. But this year has been bugging me.. I want more. I want to be in the /fit/ bracket for a window of my life.
That is my resolution coming up.
Everything is scheduled, paid for, and planned. I will make it, and one day I will post the before and after here.

>>39809509
Brah, lemon is also based with asparagus. Garlic too.

>>39790524
>>39790519
Pretty sure this is a ref to the autismo guy who recorded exactly what four grills are while he was on a train with them.
Was a good thread for reaction images

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>>39812314
top kek
savidas

>>39819663
Please put on some thigh tights and pumps. If you don't that's a crime.

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>>39820615
Fuck that faggot shit. He's way more fuckable without it. Should shave his legs, though.
Bondage harness and collar would be great.

>>39820737
>a nylon harness
>clunky, plastic clips
are you out of your mind? Fuck that noise. Tights and high heels are objectively superior.

>>39820327

can you post progress pics?

>>39820860

I appreciate and agree with your tastes.

>>39818882
Alcohol is a macro with 7 calories per gram. Yes, it causes you to gain weight.

>>39820860
I was debating what sort of underwear would go well with it.
Frilly lace or just smooth satiny black.

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>>39821200
hmm. Hold up. I got a couple pictures.

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>>39821200
>>39821259
Or did you mean full lace? I thought both of these were wearing heels, until I saw them again. What's up with that?

dad help they're being gay in the fat people thread

>>39821305
i need an adult

>>39821305
The internet's daddy is Colin Farrell right now.

>>39821305
Not just gays, but actual female fujoshis are in on this thread.

>>39821134
Pretty sure it's 4 Cal/g same as protons and carbs

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>>39790594
if where you live saint nick isnt escorted by fucking krampus you arent doing it right

>>39820860
That's a shit harness, but bondage gear is far superior to femtrash.
I'd post some, but they're all not safe for a christian south malaysian frog dancing letterboard review forum.

>>39790403
he's still eating cake in hospital..

>>39821818
I think that's the point... y'know, like it's a scene.

>>39796518
maybe it's because of all the hate they get... really makes you think

>>39821402
It is not.