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C'mon brahs there's been some very depressing threads as of lately. Post em'
>come home from uni for winter break
>return to old hometown gym
>go in first day for legs
>start excersizing the strength I've gained while gone by repping 4 pl8 squat
>kid comes up to me introduces himself
>don't remember him but he remembers me
>"hey anon I'm anon, I was a freshman on the football team when you were a senior, you've gotten huge man!"
>finish up lifting
>another random I've never seen before approaches me
>"wow anon your squat is super impressive for your age, you have a future in bodybuilding, I know because I've done a couple shows"
>Even though the dude apparently did shows he looked like he had never done anything athletic in his life.
Still bretty gud day.
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>be an attractive girl, decide to get fit
>gym membership expires so I say it fuck it ill look for a new gym
>I don't
I can't leave my bed, I can't do anything, I can't get a BF or keep one when I'm such a burden and a whore
Literally the only thing keeping me from killing myself is that my face shouldn't go to waste
Fuck your happy thread
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>>39789951
Why can't you leave your bed?
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>be me
>be designated driver for the night
>friend in the back starts making out with a girl
>proceeds to finger her
>she stars moaning
>moans my name instead of his
>mfw
Not sure if it counts as a mire, but the end result was the same, which is a little ego boost.
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>>39789951
nah fuck you how about that
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Underage girl who has been crushing on me for a long time came over. Same shit different day. I'm not a pervert, but I'm not blind and retarded either. She's smitten with me. Its cute. Never in a million years. Not even when she's legal. Fuck you FBI.
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>>39790008
thanks, based anons got my back
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>>39790062
no one has mine so why should i have some bitchy complainy girls?
you dont go to the gym because youre an apethetic piece of shit while im depressed as fuck because mines closed for 2 days
fuck yourself
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>start lifting again after a few months off
>still look somewhat big
>muscle memory is real. after only a couple weeks of lifting starting to look definitely bigger again and confidence through the roof
>come home for holidays and go out with old friends including one who has a long distance bf but pretty sure has a crush on me
>first time drinking in over a month because work
>get hammered and unintentionally almost blackout
>club closing. go up to hot asian chick, tell her she's cute and ask for her number. says she's not interested
>no problem not like I can take anyone home to my parents place anyway
>4 of us waiting outside for uber down the street away from the crowd that just let out with 2 friends who are dating and earlier mentioned friend
>two blondes come up to me, one skinny 8/10 and other 7ish/10 slightly high test mode
>high test mode says I'm really cute and says I should come with them
>isthisreallife.jpg
>friends tell them to go away and they walk down the street about half a block. look like they're waiting for an uber too and keep looking back at me
>fuck it I'm going with them
>I walk down the street up to them and say lets go.
>high test one immediately grabs me and we start making out
>skinny one says it's her turn and and we making out while the other one puts her hand down my pocket and starts rubbing my cock
>threesome about to happen holy shit fuck yes
>suddenly feel someone grab me on the back
>friend that possibly has crush on me grabs me and pulls me away. tells the girls to fuck off again
>in my drunken state of mind let her do it and for some reason think they were trying to steal my wallet.
>uber home with friend and she's pissed at me the whole way hardly says a word
>wake up this morning and realize how autistic I am
fuck I'm retarded. please kill me
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>>39789951
>is an "attractive" whore
>somehow expected to empathize with such a normies hoe
Yeah nah, I don't even know you and I h8 u. You got like on easy mode and you know it. Least you could do is have some willpower and get /fit/
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>>39789951
posts like this assure me that id never want to be in combat with a woman because of their feelings. Why do we allow women to go to war? why can women vote? like honestly
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>at music festival
>By myself, konijnendans the night away
>2 guys and 1 girl notice my dancing
>Wow anon coudnt help but notice your moves , how do you dance like that??
>Chick grabs my arm
>Wow you have big arms ;)
Now. I don't work out all. I'm here for the fph. But her noticing me was a goodfeeling.jpeg
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>>39789951
L O N D O N
O O O O O N
N N N N N D
D D D D D O
O O O O O N
N N N N N N
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>>39790114
That gainz goblin is no friend.
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>>39789951
>Literally the only thing keeping me from killing myself is that my face shouldn't go to waste
Don't look for excuses. Do it.
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>>39789951
Why are you a whore tho?
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>>39790204
Fit told me we all are
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>>39790002
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>august, decide to hit the gym
>go to parents for xmas
>been molested 5 times by family members grabbing my arms and saying how muscly they are
>still in fatass mode with tiny arms
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>>39790114
You're not retarded. You don't owe that chick a single thing just because she has a crush on you. Cock-blocking little cunt.
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>>39790127
There are unstable and stable women. Just like men. Some are good for tasks requiring analytical thinking and some aren't. Granted I would say there's more rational men than women, but not by that much really. I would guess there's maybe 10% difference.
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>>39790209
If you don't whore yourself out, you're not a whore. Anyway, if you're really such a qt just workout for yourself. You'll feel better about yourself. A right guy will come at some point and not at least you can mire yourself in the mirror.
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>>39789722
>on airplane
>getting interrogated by CIA agent
>asks me whether I would die if he pulled my mask off
>tell him it would be extremely painful
>"You're a big guy"
>mfw
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>>39789951
>I can't leave my bed, I can't do anything
i know that feel senpai, go get some zoloft, it helps
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>>39790224
>>39790200
I'm fucking pissed. Cock blocks me then acts like I did something wrong
My other two friends were already gone so she must've stayed behind just so she could get me. I would've told her to fuck off anyway but I was so fucked up. Haven't talked to her since last night
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>>39789951
USA? if serious I'd actually like to help
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>>39790296
You should text her and ask her wtf. That was unnecessary bitch has a bf and it's not like she even did it cause she wants to fuck you if yall haven't alrdy or ever even do. You're fucking single and that was an extremely rare opportunity especially for a guy. She's just an entitled cunt. Wants attention from everyone. Wants everything. Wants a bf but wants to hop on your dick too. Typical normie mind set.
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>>39790313
email my throwaway [email protected]
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Im used to mires and they dont make me too happy anymore. Enjoy how good they feel now.
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>at groceries store
>paying for my stuff
>'that'll be $45 anon'
>pay for my stuff
>'thank you for shopping at <insert name here '
>you too. Jpg
I swear I wanted to die after I'd said it
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>Go home to visit parents with gf after being away for several years
>Parents' house has always been the unofficial meeting place for lots of family and friends
>People in and out all day
>Getting late
>Third cousin shows up with her friend and brother
>Legitimate 10/10 when she was younger, but is now 40 year old, mother of three - still 7/10
>She used to babysit me when I was 8 and she was 16
>Had a huge crush on her
>Since being married, known for being a slut and likes to show off her new, fake tits
>Husband won't divorce her because he's rich and muh alimony
>Cousin drunk off her ass like usual
>Her brother comments on how I am looking good
>Her female friend says the same
>Former 10/10 chimes in also telling me how good I look
>Much more forward and sexual about it
>Awkward b/c in front of my gf and parents
>Bantz going back and forth with me mostly trying to laugh her off as she gets more inappropriate
>She starts getting offended that I'm not drooling all over her like most guys in podunk town
>Gets more overy in her flirting as she gets more drunk
>GF, my parents, and her brother still listening as she tells me she'd blow me and make me a man "right now"
>Tell her she's drunk and needs to go sleep it off
>She tells me not to be shy because she knows I have a crush on her
>Tell her that was 20 years ago when she was "in her prime"
>Says my dad always "liked her" inferring they fucked around
>Dad and mom both uncomfortable
>GF too submissive to say anything, but she is getting pissed
>Finally tell her to stop being a cunt and conversation awkwardly ends as her brother and friend take her away
A-am I making it, /fit/?
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>>39789722
>Hook up with girlfriend from year and a half ago
>Started lifting a bit before we broke up
>She comes over, nothing out of the ordinary
>Shirt comes off
>"HOLY FUCK ANON"
>..what?
>"WHAT HAPPENED HOLY FUCK YOU'RE HUGE!"
>Yeah, told you I'd get jacked one day.
>"YEAH BUT, WOWWWWWWW!!!"
Then we fucked and I lasted through 5 songs on her Britney Spears playlist.
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>>39789951
>open first thread of the day feeling optimistic
>second post is bait and people are falling for it
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>>39790416
>we fucked and I lasted through 5 songs on her Britney Spears playlist.
Autismo activated
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>>39790397
hnnnnnng so hot
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>>39789722
i swear to god you mix asian with any race and it produces the baddest bitches. jesus christ
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>>39790178
Welk festival was je m8
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>work in arcade
>machines break down constantly or run out of tickets
>qt pa2t3.14 comes to front counter and says game isn't working right
>go over and open it up and pretend to fuck around with the circuit boards for 15 seconds when I know I'll just give her the credits back anyway
>she stands with her pussy near my head
>radiating that warm pussy warmth onto my face cheek
closest ive gotten
ban yoga pants
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>>39790515
how is this a mirin story?
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>>39790533
i was mirin that nuclear fusion tier pussy warmth
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>>39790537
autism
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>>39789722
>be me, 24 yo, job as a sales person for electronics in a huge store
>coworkers and I always dress up really nice for christmas eve
>wear nice fitting button down shirt instead of usual workshirt
>female coworker comes to me
>"wow anon, that shirt looks really good on you"
>makes up an excuse to touch my bicep
>"oh my, you workout, dontcha?"
>attempts to look sexy, bites her lip
>looks kind of retarded
>I proceed with doing my job, helping costumers etc.
>see her talking to another female coworker, both looking at me
later they asked me to come to a christmas party in some club, I declined politely.
>mfw I'm not even at 1/2/3/4
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>>39790444
y-you too
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>>39790579
whats wrong with u
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>>39790579
you shouldve went 2bh, unless you had something to do other than posting on 4chan mirin threads...
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>Have family and friends get together
>Female friend I haven't seen since summer comes over
>We chat for a while and she asks if I've gotten bigger somehow
>I tell her I've been working out
>She asks to see
>I take her to a back room and take off my shirt
>Her jaw literally drops and is speechless for a while
>My egos penis gets a little bigger
>Put shirt back on and go back to whatever we where doing
>She gets more touchy feely with me for the rest of the night
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>Have family and friends get together
>Female friend I haven't seen since summer comes over
>We chat for a while and she asks if I've gotten bigger somehow
>I tell her I've been working out
>She asks to see
>I take her to a back room and take off my shirt
>Her jaw literally drops and is speechless for a while, basically spilled her spaghetti right there
>My egos penis gets a little bigger
>Put shirt back on and go back to whatever we where doing
>She gets more touchy feely with me for the rest of the night
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>>39790621
>>39790642
I have a wife, who is also /fit/, and I don't care for some skanks from work. Had a nice dinner of roasted goose, bread dumplings and red cabbage. Could be worse desu.
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>Come home from Army
>In good shape and confidence through roof
>Get a Assistant Store Manager job at video store while finishing courses in college
>Surrounded by young, attractive girls who just graduated HS and are preparing to go to college
>Boss is also 7/10 female and married
>Find myself in the unfamiliar role of being the cool, attractive boss to young impressionable girls
>Still, been talking to girl online for awhile that I really like
>Trying to be social anyways so go out with co-workers from time to time
>Out one night at bar and everyone is drinking
>Boss asks me if I'd think less of her if she cheated on her husband
>Tell her that it's none of my business
>A bit dense and didn't realize she was making a pass at me
>Her and a couple regulars from video store come over to my place to drink some more
>Boss is tired and drunk so I let her lay in my bed for a bit to sleep it off
>Her husband comes and picks her up a few hours later
>Finish school and time to move on
>Decide to move to where online girl is at
>Work throws me going away party at bowling alley
>Boss is there and making passes at me
>Don't bite
>Told by 8/10 cutie former employee her and some friends will stop by my place later
>Ok
>She shows up with her cute female friend and her friend's bf (both who worked with me)
>Want to get drunk
>Think of online gf
>Politely decline knowing I am turning down guaranteed sex
>They seem irritated and leave
>Boss invites herself over with work regulars
>Regulars go home
>Just me and boss
>Boss commenting on how comfortable my bed was when she came over last
>Guilty.jpeg
>Initiate chastity mode
>Eventually boss goes home, too
>Next day we talk on phone and boss admits she's trying to fuck me
>Tell her to call me when she's single
And that's the story of how I turned down two horny 7/10+ females in one night.
>Been with online gf 8 years now
>Have two beautiful daughters
>Make $200K combined income
>Still fit
Still not sure if did the right thing...
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>>39790734
well done, friend. cheers.
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>>39790734
u did anon
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>at a friends 19th birthday party
>talking with some female friends
>want to show them a funny video i had on my phone
>accidently show them a pic of me flexing in a mirror
>they grab my phone and look at it for a few minutes
>''omg anon your body is so hot''
>''y-you too''
didnt do anything after that
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>>39789951
fuck you, degenerate roastie, go steal oxygen somewhere else
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>>39790734
nice job
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>>39790675
You're a good man, Hope to live a comfy life like you.
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>>39790734
great job anon
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>>39789722
>When you're older you'll realise that noone has ever mired you at all
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> Have a really rough 2016
> Feeling very down
> Walk up the stairs
> Short of breath from walking up the fucking stairs
> Look in mirror
> Fat and disgusting
> Decide to make a change
> Keep to a strict diet, run or lift every day
> I've already lost shedloads of weight
> All my family commenting, say how good I look
> Meet up with friends from home
> They're all amazed at how much weight I've lost
> Chidhood crish grabs my biceps
> Asks if I've been working out, says how good my arms are
It was my first ever mire. I am honestly so happy right now I could almost cry. Still a recovering fatty, but going to get to 10%bf and build up muscle from there. We're all going to make it brothers, if I can make it, literally anyone can.
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>>39791012
Congrats, anon
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>>39791012
>if I can make it, literally anyone can.
No, bro, sadly not anyone can make it. You are special, you have the determination and willpower to make it, while others decided to live their existence taking as little responsibility as they can.
I'm proud of you, you chose to take the harder path. Be proud, lift hard.
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>>39790734
you made it anon
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>at work
>qt thicc girl started working recently
>ask her to print something for me
>hands me the shit
>smile
>as she hands me the papers she says "thank you"
i got caught of guard so hard i didnt know if i should say y-you too
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>>39790734
based
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>>39790046
>Not even when she's legal.
Why not?
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>>39790397
>cousin hitting on you in front of your whole family
>dad implies he fucked his niece when she was younger
wtf is this incest shit? fucking white people
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>>39790267
Bane?
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>>39790537
Topkek
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>>39790734
That's a beautiful story anon
>Make $200K combined income
Doing what? Also where did you meet her online?
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>>39790999
You're just ugly, sorry.
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This really isn't a mirin story but it's my first compliment since I started lifting in September
>home for Christmas from college
>back to sharing room with lil bro
>he's excited for Christmas morning and wakes me up
>I always sleep shirtless
>get out of bed
>"wow anon you have been going to the gym"
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>>39791891
I am a District Manager making well over six figures and she has her Master's Degree in Social Work doing Mental Health screenings and working with children. I make the majority of the money while she does what she loves.
As far as where we met, we actually just stumbled across each other in a college chat room discussing philosophy. She was finishing a course and I just had interest in the topic. We started with a bit of healthy debate and it just kind of developed from there.
>>39791563
>>39791633
>>39790998
>>39790860
>>39790758
>>39790756
Thanks, all
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>>39791740
She implied it not him. Also she was like a cousin three times removed and would be well outside of what would be considered incest. Yes, we are white though.
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>>39790734
If you're happy, you did the right thing
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>laying in bed with girl after sex
>starts tugging on my hair
>ask her what she's doing
>"giving you the superman curl to go along with your body"
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>>39792202
that's cute
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>>39789722
how do I, as a skinny guy get an ass like that if I dont want to do squats, please need a serious reply
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>>39789951
>be an attractive girl
What did he mean by this?
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>>39789951
>im a grill btw XDDDDDD
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>>39790267
>>39790267
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>>39792451
glute ham raises
hack squats
lunges
straight leg deadlifts
drink a gallon of milk a day
Finally, arch your back all the time until you give yourself lumbar lordosis
Good2go
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>>39792568
Ok...
I just looked over the list and what each of those entails...i'm just going to do hack squats at the gym and vertical leg press for now
time. to. build.
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>>39790313
help with your dick, right? ;)
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>>39790267
kek
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>>39790293
Can't wait till insurance kicks in and I can gets me some Zoloft and addy.
>Jan 1
>meds
I get to pick two
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>>39790114
You are an idiot. The only reason you fucked up is because you didn't have that threesome
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>>39790734
Yeah, you did good g.
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>>39792599
you should probably just kill yourself because squats don't just consist of barbell squats. both exercises you mentioned work quads primarily. exactly what you want when building glutes. not.
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>>39792917
He:
>I'm angry about thing.
You:
>You should be angry about thing.
Comprehension is not your strength, huh?
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>>39789951
>be an attractive girl
Serious doubts here.
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Why is it that im a 24 year old miserable kissless virgin yet for some reason like seeing mirin stories
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>>39793505
something to aspire to
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>>39793505
You live through these stories of fiction and falsehood.
I used them for motivation whilst losing 120lbs. Unfortunately when I eventually got these kind of ""mires"", all that happened is that I dismissed them or didn't believe them.
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>>39790046
>Not even when she's legal.
How so?
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>>39792109
You're just a beta bucks. You should've fucked those whores bro.
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>>39793597
Maybe you're right. No one would've known so doubt it would've made a difference to anybody except for me.
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I've had a few minor 'mires lately
>aunt grabs my arm on christmas
>oh my god, anon, you've really been working out
>qt called me gunman after she saw me in a t-shirt
>changing in locker room at work
>wow, you must be working out hard
My social skills are still lacking, so I don't handle 'mires well. How do you do it, lads?
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>>39790114
Hey it's okay. You made a great step, and if it happened once, who is to say it can't happen again?
But most importantly; you've got something to talk about with this friend. If you won't discuss this then this was truly a wasted opportunity.
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>>39790215
nice thx
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>>39790114
Fuck, if I was that drunk I wouldn't even be able to get it up. I get whiskey dick bad son. Might have dodged a bullet that way. Just talk to your friend and fuck her.
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>>39790114
You should've gotten that 3some.
Your 'friend' is a cock block.
She wants to have you and isn't prepared to do what's necessary to get you.
Ain't your fault man, I've had a lot of opportunities and fucked it up without others getting nvolved
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>>39792451
You literally cannot ever have that ass unless you have Kleinfelters or some hormonal conditions pre-puberty that would have made your pelvis significantly larger than your ribcage and your femur length longer.
Tldr: kill yourself.
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>>39794243
For the most part, just smile and say thanks. If it's a qt, you can use her comment as an opener for flirty banter.
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>>39790178
>konijnendans
Verklaar u nader.
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>>39790734
making minimum wage doesn't mean you can add her income
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>>39794876
I make over $130K a year by myself, anon
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>>39795003
I think you did good, if you cheated you possibly couldn't have peace, and peace has no price in my opinion
I am glad you did good
How does one get into that job field?
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>>39795119
I started at the bottom selling and outperformed about 500 people in my position. I was promoted three times in eight years because I am good at helping others make money. My degree actually meant nothing.
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>>39795135
modern age ideal
good luck in your future events anon
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>>39790395
I fucking do this all the time kek
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>>39790002
kek, how did your friend react? Didn't she know youra gay?
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>>39790178
Nederlander detected
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>>39789951
>mfw thinking about you hurting
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>>39790734
Some real men stuff right here, you did well.
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>>39795155
Thanks, anon
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>>39791012
you're gonna make it brah
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>>39790670
I swear I've read this story somewhere before.
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>>39790313
i see dudes post this shit every day but as soon as an apparently hot chick does it all the betas wanna white knight
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>>39791706
>>39793590
Fuck you FBI.
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Last time I had to wear a suit was in 2015. Yesterday I bought a new jacket. I've grown two sizes since I started lifting in a more serious way.
>mfw
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Back to high school
>240 lbs
>short, maybe 5'7"
>no confidence
>good friends both men and woman who would never bug me or treat me differently
Over time I lost some weight, hit a growth spurt and improved confidence. Started taking fitness and nutrition more seriously since this last summer.
I am 22 now; I'm not perfect but much better than I was, 5'11" 185 lb and much leaner. It helps with confidence so much. Like the first greentext said, I had good friends in HS who never gave me any grief about it, but thinking back to it I wish they did a bit to motivate me to make the change earlier.
>old HS friend who's pretty /fit/ himself asks if I want to go workout sometime
>had a good chest day and even set a PR for bench
>showering and changing
>"holy fuck anon, you're jacked what happened?"
Anytime I run into a high school friend or old co-worker they usually comment on the change. feels good man, I fucked up and gained some holiday weight but this is good motivation to work it off.
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>>39795292
kek
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>>39795365
When was the growth spurt?
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> doing some work with charity stripping some schools out to ship to africa
> in my element stripping doors, toilets, tables and lifting all the really heavy shit around
> lonely af and havnt talked to a girl in years
> one of the guys has very cute daughters working there that are pretty smiley at me
> got a few mires from them
ive got a long way to go getting back into even communicating with people, but its nice to know a girl would want to talk to me
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>>39795393
in between 20 and 21, although after getting on a good schedule of working out and staying in better shape I noticed it helped my posture a lot which made me realize how tall I actually was compared to being out shape and in poor posture.
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>>39795405
Good luck Anon
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>>39792109
>I am a District Manager
You seem like a very cool guy anon. I'm guessing you must have had many years experience to get your job?
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>>39795530
Oh yeah just read the rest of the thread and saw your other comments. You're a very formidable guy anon.>>39792109
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>be last weekend
>be at Starbucks with my gf, and two of our friends
>my turn to order
>employee is a 7ish/10
>tell her my name
>she smiles while scribbling something down
>few mins later my coffee is done
>notice something on the cup
>it's a little heart instead of a dot on the i in my name
>gf was pissed for the rest of the day after she noticed it
D-did I make it /fit/?
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>>39790675
miring that roasted goose nigga
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>>39795692
I love jealous girlfriends
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>>39795410
>5'7
>turning 20 tomorrow
You don't even know how badly I want to believe anon.
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>>39789722
I had a date on christmas day. Then we had sex. I just set new bench prs for my 2 6 8 and 10 rep maxes.
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>>39795530
>>39795562
Thanks. I don't think I'll ever feel successful enough, though. Like Caesar weeping at the statue of Alexander the Great, I can't help compare myself to others who've contributed and done more.
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from the past week
>at the mall notice 3 girls following me around
>they are whispering loading is he a model? He looks like someone out of a romance novel
>feeling pretty good that day so I turn around eventually and give them a super exaggerated hair flip and pose while staring at them.
>we all bust out laughing at the same time. Another girl sees whats going on and comes to watch
They spill their spagetti blah blah.. It was moms but still kinda funny
Then just yesterday at christmas eve cousins have their gfs there, eventually one is like have you ever played video games before? (....)im like ya, tehy are like omg have you ever played FF!? You like like you should be in a video game!
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>>39790293
text her. then post the screenshots here so we can read. thanks bro
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>>39790657
who has female friends that come over just to hang? actually, how? also what r u gonna do about it?
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>>39789951
Nah your face won't go to waste being attached to a worthless whore.
Go ahead.
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>>39796333
> actually, how?
Be a beta male that was my life for 20 years
I am not cassanova now, but if a chick in my place? she's getting banged or she's not there lol
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>>39791012
>we're all going to make it
Except for ugly people who are literally fucked no matter what. No amount of working out, no amount of fashion, charisma, or height will make any difference.
Feels bad man.
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>>39790537
unexpected kek
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>>39796462
That's a new wojak
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>>39796462
be the god among your fellow ugly people you little depressed bitch. so what you don't get to fuck a whiny ass 10 whose had a life so easy that you cannot even begin to understand it.
start looking forward to the orgies with 3s, 4s, 5s, and midget 7s and snorting cocaine off deformed sweaty masses of bodies while have coke rocks sucked out of your urethra. oh your best buddy is a 9 that fucks the occasional 10? yeah?
has he ever done the fucking depraved filth that is now about to become your life?
come on my dude, go out there and be the fucking monster that you apparently think that you are. BE that depraved piece of degenerate garbage... or fucking STOP talking like this is what you think you are.
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>>39790734
I want to be like you when I'm older. Good job anon
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>>39797719
What the literal fuck are you talking about?
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>>39789951
I'll end your suffering for you if you let me keep you as sex slave for a bit. There's the sense of purpose you're looking for.
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>>39790515
thx for the giggles
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>>39790127
According to popular military anecdote, women pilots were highly regarded for their ability to fly gracefully in stressful situations and navigate dangerous routes with great success.
Apparently, this attitude can also be found among many top-ranking US military officials, and this same sentiment is often shared among the common jarhead or the army grunt.
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>>39790114
KEKQUEANED
HOW CAN YOUR FRIEND EVEN COMPETE?
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>>39790209
...Holy shit, are you /bats/?
>Feeding your cat two scoops of pre-workout
That was some /fit/-kino right there, mang.
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>>39790734
10/10 Bait
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>>39790734
>Gets good ending
>Marries best girl
>Has cool job
>Gets cool kids
>Still not sure if did right thing
Literally how?
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>>39790452
You mean mix black with anything and its the baddest bitches. 100% black is not hot, though. But the girl in the picture... I wanna bite and lick that ass; I bet it tastes as chocolately as it looks
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2 years ago I was 6'2 150 lbs, felt like a fucking kid everytime I entered the gym and in public
Now I'm 6'3 205 lbs, I'm like a light heavyweight MMA fighter, I'm Jon Bones
Mires from everyone everywhere I go, feels badass man
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>>39799369
I'm 10lbs heavier than you at the same height, and still feel DYEL, wtf.
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>>39789951
depression's a motherfucker anon
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>>39796462
>Charisma
This is where you're wrong, I've got a short, fat and objectively ugly friend who's actually making it. He's pulling bitches left and right, and atm he's got a gf who is at least 7/10, and he's probably a 3/10. The thing is, he's a master manipulator and a social genius.
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>be me at uni gym
>squat day
>go to hallway to do DROM warm up
>start to wrap band around my legs to do banded walks
>only people in hall way are me and couple behind me doing abs
>"You know someone is strong when they have legs like that guy over there"
>thank Rippetoe and my former fatass self for having such big legs
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>>39795994
>tehy are like omg have you ever played FF!? You like like you should be in a video game!
like omg
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>>39799415
I can back this up as well with a short, fat, and semi-ugly friend of my own (he looks like a hairy blond cave troll) who got /fit/ and pulled heaps of bitches
he has really tiny hands too and, the girls tell us, a small dick, yet he was pulling more birds than nearly anyone else during high school
if the goat can do it, anyone can
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>>39789951
*unzips dick*
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>>39790114
Are you sure those women were not prostitutes?
or that your friend thought they were prostitutes?
they kinda sound like prostitutes.
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>>39790515
Best post in thread
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>>39795379
Source please
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>>39797719
wow
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>>39790515
Nice desu ne
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>>39795379
what a fkn giraffe omg
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>back in hometown for the holidays
>all my old friends had kids so no plans
>my sister was a legend in college so she has a lot of friends still here
>went out last night alone to the "cool" bar
>sat by myself for a little while until I had a buzz
>finally started seeing some old acquaintances
>got invited to the "cool" table with all the local bartenders and movers and shakers because I'm "anons brother"
>chicks on both sides of me rubbing up against my legs leaning up against me and touching my arms when I made them laugh
>went out for a smoke and ran into an old 11/10 crush that seemed pleasantly surprised to see me
>got invited to go over to the other bar with everybody
>got in for free, didn't have to show ID because I was with the cool crowd
>chicks staring at me left and right mirin' because I looked important
>chatted up a couple of them
>but my living situation isn't great so I couldn't even consider bringing any of them home
>ended up shaking about 20 hands and hugged a bunch of the chicks
>some of the guys were like hey man you can come hang whenever
>I said yeah that'd be great I really appreciate you guys letting me tag along
>one guy said you aren't a tag along man you're a friend
I didn't get laid but it felt good to be a part of something
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Don't know if this mire but this happened this month.
>be back at home for christmas
>ice skating with my nephew (4 years)
>see an ex of mine, she broke up 6 years ago (she dropped down to 5/10)
>I just smile, nod my head as a hello and focus back on having a good time with my nephew
>I've changed massively, put on 15 kg of muscle mass, became way more confident due to my profession, dress well and so on
>today new friend request by her
>no thanks
>have a few drinks at the apartment of my buddy before we go to a club
>around 8 people
>as soon as one guy went to the bathroom one of the girls started to complain to my buddy
>"we won't get in with him, I won't to be part of his group when we try to get in"
>don't know what her problem is, he was just an average guy, a little bit shy maybe
>every girl agreed with her
>even my buddy did not speak up for his friend
>I was already a little bit tipsy so I said with a kinda disgusted look on my face "Don't worry, I'll try to get in with him. I don't wanna be part of YOUR group"
>"No that's not how I meant it.." but at this moment he returned and she stopped to justify her shit
>at the club me and this guy tried to get in first (my buddy did not join us, what a pathetic fuck, lost some respect for him on that day)
>in my head I already planned to call some other friends and ask them what they are up to in case we fail
>no problem
>we had a great time anyway, dude lightened up and even scored a number
>what I noticed is that the bitch was obviously more friendly to him
>and she was interested in me, danced around me, sitting next to me almost the whole night, resting her head on my shoulder while laughing
>with more alcohol she got more aggressive
>at some point she joined me outside, started to grind on me as a 'joke', some small talk then she apologized and said she was turned on that I spoke up for the guy
>did not fuck her
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>>39792109
Rolf?
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>>39801669
That's a fucking great feeling.
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>>39802605
you would have never responded positively to that story if it was the same chain of evens except the narrator was balding, nor would the women have acted the same way in the story
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>>39802640
Unless he had shaved it all off, and had the head shape and body to pull it off.
But yeah you're right they wouldn't have reacted the same way to some DYEL twink who is overly self conscious about their receding hairline.
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tfw only been mired by guys.
>dads friend who makes t shirts is giving me a free one "what size you wear? 2X?"
>"N-no, large"
>See a friend I haven't seen in forever
>Damn dude your forearms is like the size of my calf!
>See online friend for the first time IRL
>Jeeze man you're huge. I thought you were some skinny dude online.
Never any comments from grills though.
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>>39790313
>I'm not like the other douchebags
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>>39802640
I probably wouldn't have responded the same way if the story had been a negative one. Funny how responses depend on the content, isn't it?
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>>39802985
Lol yeah I'm the "narrator" and I don't really understand this guys deal either..
I see balding guys pulling chicks all night because they aren't defeatist party poopers
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>>39790734
Made it.
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>>39801669
>one guy said you aren't a tag along man you're a friend
>I didn't get laid but it felt good to be a part of something
for former losers this is the goddamn best fucking feeling
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Coming home from the military is always mire central. On base everyone is (in general save a few lazy shitbags) in good shape, many guys are fucken shredded so mires are few and far between. The only mires I get are from guys in my platoon (and honestly it's pretty flattering when another dude feels the need to comment on your physique)
But when I come home I'm constantly mired. Like you walk into a bar or party and you just know everyone is looking at you.
Qts come up to you like
>hey I don't see you around here what do you do
>oh I'm in the military
>OMG *grabs shoulders* I can tell!
Or
>wow anon you're a tank! Haha ISIS better watch out!!
Story time
>at a bar reconnecting with old friends
>literally every girl there has approached me at one point or another
>time to leave because I have plans the next day
>say goodbye to everyone individually
>7/10 skinny emo girl I know with tits to match her daddy issues stops me at the exit
>meet me at my apartment in 15
>oh haha sorry not tonight
>no it has to be tonight
>no really I have to get going
>I want you right now
>k
>meet her at her apartment, have the sex, bounce after she falls asleep
>take giant dump in her bathroom before I go
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>>39804043
Another one from my last leave block
>hanging out at bar with best friend who is tiny qt Muslim indian girl
>she just broke up with her decently attractive but beta bf
>they still live in the same apartment
>go back to her place, get absolutely smashed
>too drunk for any type of sexual relations (not that I would in another mans home)
>wake up the next morning on living room couch wearing just boxers
>we've known each other since we were 11 so this kind of thing isn't a big deal
>she's in the kitchen
>walk in looking for my clothes
>her eyes get huge, obvious mirin is occuring as she looks me up in down
>dude you have to put a shirt on betanon is going to get so jealous if he sees you
>too late, betanon is coming downstairs on his way to work
>"oh hey anon"
>sup dude
>"haha looking good bro, hey femanon can I talk to you outside?"
>apparently they had a conversation about her bringing guys back to the apartment (which she does all the time)
>mfw he's actually a nice guy and we get along really well he's just beta as fuk
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>>39804043
>take giant dump in her bathroom before i go
kek
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>>39792599
>time. to. build.
please dont go to gym until at least april or may jesus christ holy fuck
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>>39795340
kek
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>>39804103
Is her name Neha. I bet you're talking about Neha
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>>39801846
nice job anon
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>>39799025
Crazy this thread is still going. Great question. I did okay with women growing up, but never was fantastic with them. I was too sensitive (i.e. weak) so I missed a lot of opportunities. By the time I hit my stride in my late teens/early 20's, I was often away in the military (infantry unit) which took me away from women for years at a time, but also gave me an edge with people I needed. That said, I feel like I never got to sow my wild oats as silly as that may sound - especially since I had only been with four women to that point (all year+ relationships).
Yes, I've had success in life (so far) but that doesn't mean you never wonder about the road not taken. My life is admittedly better than most, but it comes with its own pressures, stresses, and bouts of boredom that everyone else has. The biggest pressure being once your family gets used to a certain standard of living, it's very hard to go back so I have to be the best at what I do every day to justify my pay. Sometimes I do daydream about working a low stress bro gig, lifting, and smashing random girls with no real responsibility. It's easy to romanticize when you're not living it I suppose.
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>>39804263
It isn't
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>washing my car today
>notice amazing ass standing by an excursion as soon as I pull up
>start spraying my car, notice mexiqt mirin me
>notice her boyfriend a few minutes later
>pull up next to excursion to start drying my car
>she keeps walking near my car, smiling at me
>her boyfriend asks me for jumper cables lmao
>no one can jump start his car so he and his gf leave to get a battery or something
>she comes back a few minutes later pretending to thrown something away in the trash and slipping me a paper with her number written on it saying "call me!"
>smile and throw the paper away a few minutes later
she was an 8..better looking than my girl, but not worth it. I feel bad for that poor cuck tho
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>>39790764
>accidentally
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>>39801669
>>my sister was a legend in college so she has a lot of friends still here
wow now girls who fuck everyone in the school are called "legends"?
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>>39804575
I wonder if this would have still happened if you looked exactly the same except had male pattern baldness
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>>39801669
>>got in for free, didn't have to show ID because I was with the cool crowd
what the fuck are you underage?
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>>39804263
>TFW HAD AN INDIAN GIRL AT MY WORK WHO WAS PETITE AS FUCK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND WE BANTERED AND TEASED EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME BUT SHE GOT TRANSFERRED TO ANOTHER SITE AND I'M BETA AND AUTISTIC SO NEVER TALKED TO HER AGAIN
>HER NAME WAS NEHA
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>39804598
I'm in 5th year uni and actually know a "legend" sorority girl that everyone fucking loves. I'm not close to her, but this year I found out from people that she is a virgin.
And she definitely is, word travels fast in the greek scene and girls can't keep their mouth shut, so people would know if she fucked.
So no, not all popular girls are sluts you bitter virgin
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>>39804618
Neha... Walia?
...Canada?
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>>39804623
lmfao what the fuck does a girl do to be a "legend" then you bitter aspie
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>>39804632
Be well liked, super popular, and do crazy memmorable shit. Same as a guy, autismo
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>>39804640
>do crazy memmorable shit.
like being in a gangbang because you're a beautiful sorority slut
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>>39789951
Well done
Never expected
You to pull this stunt
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>>39790114
>hanging out with friends over the holidays
>all my my buddy's all get shitfaced
>trying to herd them into an uber before something bad happens
>two hookers show up and start talking to my friend
>he's pretty cute, but really stupid, so they singled him out
>shoo them away
>stupid friend chases after them
>they try to steal his wallet
>I run over and grab him
>he turns into a wet noodle
>drag him back to uber, where he proceeds to call me a cockblock
Fucking guys am I right?
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>>39795994
>girls
>moms
Pick one
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>>39802300
>mfw I get recognized on 4chan
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>>39797719
>BE that depraved piece of degenerate garbage.
If you're trying to motivate anyone you're not doing a good job.
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>get to gym
>it's dead
>take advantage of it before the 1st
>deadlifting behind the squat rack since the gym manager thought it was a good idea to put so much shit around the free weights
>no one is here so don't really care
>notice girl that's been mirin working out , start doing the look away/look deal but don't really care
>out of nowhere a chick comes in and beelines to the squat rack, wearing bootyshorts
>asks if I'm using it say no and she starts putting her stuff down
>there's a free squat rack a little to the right but she picks the one in front of me
>autism and just stay where I am not caring till she has her ass in my face basically when she squats so now alternate
>out of nowhere another girl comes by and puts a curl bar next to my bar on the floor begins doing goblet squats/ good mornings right next to me
>has on super tights so her ass is on full display
>took a box jump thing ot sit on so tell them both if they are tired they can sit on it since we are so close to each other, they both smile and say thanks
>setting up on dead, look up girl in squat rack is just standing there doing nothing, my face is level with her ass , lift , catch her eyes through the mirror in front of her
>I sit down and rest out of nowhere the girl doing the good mornings sits on my lap, then stands up quick and says sorry she didn't see me
>realize how close we all are so spaghetti and finish up quick and go do some dragon flags in the corner
>wiped out after a few sets, turn around to look at my phone when realize good morning girl is right next to me doing that ninja pose with her legs stretching, her ass again on full display
>look at her and realize she's looking at me out of the corner of her eye
>squat girl comes over and begins doing pull ups next to me since the equipment I'm using is a multi use thing
>turn left good morning girl is now doing lunges near me, easy camel toe action, turn right squat girl is doing pullups and can see up her shirt
cont...
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>finish up realizing both are just staring at me from time to time while I just lay on the floor
>go to grab my phone without looking and feel a hand on mine
>pushup girl grabbed my hand, she put her phone almost touching mine
>oh sorry I thought you were going to take my phone hehe
>hehe no problem, see you later
>you too!
>take shower, and start walking to truck
>get to truck when I see good morning girl sitting on curb, guess waiting for her ride
>she waves at me, wave back even though she's not a regular and very intermittent showings at the gym
I have no idea what the fuck was going on but I did notice the earlier girl that was always mirin me got mad I think because she kept staring and began talking to other dudes in the gym lol
>tfw so bad at picking up signals I never even notice them
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>>39790515
Is qtpl8 a thing?
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>>39804623
>in the greek scene
Lmao
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>>39805077
that's the most nerdiest thing I've ever heard holy shit
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>girl looks at me
>I look at girl
>we fuck
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>at a party chilling with a small splinter group
>getting pretty drunk
>the wife of someone there is squeezing my bicep and trying to lift my shirt up
>figure it's being playful, whatever
>next thing I can vaguely remember is her dragging me to a back room
>end up making out for a while until she starts talking about wanting to buy a strap-on to use on her husband
>nope nope nope nope out of here out of here
>husband comes in I can't tell if he's upset or turned on or anything in-between
>immediately assume he's going to choke me to death because he's bigger than me and maybe less drunk
>get out of the room, walk outside where a handful of people remain
>everybody is kind of laughing, but not really saying anything to me get creeped out at the entire experience
>book it home
Why did you curse me with this, /fit/. I wasn't ready.
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>>39794522
There was no threesome. They would have robbed him with a few guys back at their house who would have driven him to a cash-point.
Source: Had numerous threesomes and they dont just happen when you are nearly blackout drunk and two random hot chicks try to grip you into a taxi. Its a jungle out there.
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>>39804131
Thats nothing, i once melted a tub of butter , took a dump in it, poured the liquid butter back into the tub, and then placed it in the fridge to set.
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>>39804717
Spot on.
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>>39790114
I thought this was going to end with anon getting spitroasted
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>>39790313
WHITE KNIGHT BETA ALERT.
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>>39805103
HOLY
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>>39801669
>>I said yeah that'd be great I really appreciate you guys letting me tag along
>>one guy said you aren't a tag along man you're a friend
This is the best fucking feeling, I said what you said and got the same response my freshman semester in college when I was just trying to come out of my loser high school self shell
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>>39804263
>>39804618
>tfw a Neha asked me out earlier this year but had to turn her down because she was ugly
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>>39801846
this was a dope story. Fucking made it bro
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>>39801846
it feels so terrible being such a beta loser and posting on a board with guys this fucking alpha
why am i even here. why do i even bother lifting when shit like this will never happen for me.
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>be 109 lbs DYEL auschwitz mode skeleton last year
>start working out this May, make really rapid noob gains, put on 20-25 lbs and look somewhat ottermode
>chest develops stupidly well for some reason; have really good looking pecs for being a noob
>start of semester, EVERYONE who knew me as the babyfaced skeleton before now comments on my gains and how I look different; feels great man
>at buddy's house, it's all dudes and one girl
>girl has a boyfriend; he's sitting outside in the backyard having a beer with another guy
>the rest of us who're inside decide to play a drinking game, King's Cup
>game goes on, everyone getting more buzzed
>I become Question Master; anytime I ask a question and somebody responds with a non-question they drink
>sitting next to girl; keep asking her questions since she keeps falling for it (e.g. "hey is it your turn?" "uh yeah" "you answered my question; drink")
>she keeps going "omg stoppp it anon I hate you so much" and lightly punches me in the shoulder and leaning closer
>someone gets the 'make a new rule card'
>his new rule is everytime someone leaves the table we're at, they have to take an article of clothing off
>people leave table to take a piss usually (beer does that to you) and remove hat etc.
>end up leaving the table and come back
>"take something off"
>"do socks count"
>"no"
>end up taking shirt off; ottermode upper body exposed
>sit back down next to girl
>suddenly she starts getting handsy; starts grabbing my arms
>not-so-subtly finds excuses to put her hands on my chest
>she's drunk as fuck
>she gets up to use the bathroom
>my friend says "I see what you're doing. Stop it. (boyfriend) just told me he's uncomfortable with you and (girl) like this"
the game ended with nothing noteworthy happening after that, but I guess it feels good that someone thinks I'm decent enough at getting girls to feel threatened by me. Never knew this feel before
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>tfw went on a motor bike ride with my dad and got hit on by a qt blond waitress
I haven't even started my cut yet I can't wait until I get to 8% bf
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>>39805419
Calm your ass down dude holy shit. If you're that sad go drive to a small little town in bumfuck nowhere and realize everyone has their own little "pond," An you can still be a big fish in your life.
Just relax and enjoy what you do bro damn
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>>39805015
>>39805058
Should have asked for one of their numbers
Since multiple girls were trying to get your attention, if you play it cool for a long time and then at the end give one of them your attention, the other ones will get jealous
All is not lost, if you see them again they'll still be into you probably. You can literally have your own harem if you play your cards perfectly. By that I mean 3 different fuckbuddies, not your anime definition of harem
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>>39805058
Bitches are confusing as hell. The worst is when they flirt just because they feel like it. Then you approach them and say they aren't interested. Basically they like knowing a guy wants to fuck them.
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>>39790734
congrats man. proud of you
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>>39805528
>Basically they like knowing a guy wants to fuck them.
doesn't sound that confusing desu
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>>39792109
The place I work for has semi strict social media policies, so I won't outright ask. But I'm an Assistant Manager at one of the last successful movie rental places. Maybe we've met!
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>>39805452
This shits happened to me before. Several of my friends are threatened by me around their girlfriends. It's irritating. Best part is several of those "friends" fucked my ex fiance of 6 years while we were together. I guess that's why they were worried. Fuckers.
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The other day the girl I've been seeing told me I need to walk around shirtless more, feels good not being a skelly anymore
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Made some nice eye contact with a qt cashier I haven't seen before (small town, and eye contact is a new thing to me) and when walking out I saw in the reflection of the sliding doors she was looking at me the entire time and didn't notice a new customer had appeared at the till.
Maybe not even a mirin story but it's what I got.
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>>39789951
>attractive
>not fit
whatever you say tubby
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>>39789951
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>>39805528
It is almost like men don't do that shit too, right?...
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>>39790397
Drunk milfs hitting on me despite many social signals telling her to stop is my #1 pet fantasy
Being the drunk hitting on someone is my #1 social fear
Real sorry that happened to you though anon, I hope for your sake that she only imagined your father making eyes at her
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>>39790734
fucked up if true
brought a tear to my eye bro, I'm proud of you
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>>39801669
call your sister and tell her you love her
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>>39805419
I read this post as if it were a manifestation of my own thoughts. Never before has anon made me literally shudder in my seat.
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>>39789722
Lately I've been going to the gym at a different time due to holidays and stuff, so I've met different people I usually don't meet.
>Walk to the gym door from the street
>See petite cardiobunny at the door, the perfect mix of hot and sweet that makes her irresistible.
>She's there waiting for her bf to finish smoking before their one hour treadmill workout (seriously?).
>Look at her as I get close.
>Catch her staring at me as she quickly looks away.
>Look away but quickly look at her again.
>Catch her again mirin, and she quickly looks away again.
>Okay, let's try this one third time.
>Wait until I'm almost next to her, catch her mirin again, she blushes.
>Bf realises what is going on and angrily stares at me.
Since then I've caught her a few times mirin inside the gym. Going back to normal schedule, so I don't know when I'll see her again, if only for the eye candy and the self-esteem boost, it honestly makes me a little bit sad.
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>freshman year of college, living in dorms
>go to my friend's room one floor up pretty frequently
>become a familiar presence in her hall
>her bitchy popular roommate starts out pretty friendly, offers me snacks
>later that year when we're hanging out she says I'm a stud and my body is amazing
>intermittently she catches me eyeballing her ass/legs, and her only reaction is do grin slightly and move to give me a clearer view
>end of the year, my friend tells me her roommate said "I just really wanna fuck a black guy"
Indirect, and even then not as incredible as most stories here, but to a young robot this was a massive confidence boost. I still see her rarely, it's now pretty obvious that she's into me.
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>>39806076
Fuck each and every one of their girlfriends and female relatives on principle
Also why the fuck do you still call them friends?
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>>39804428
conversely, after banging my way through hordes of club/bar hoes and traveling the world, I'm just tired and bored. I don't want to settle down for at least 3 more years, but I'm done with ONS and clubs. Just sort of empty. Worst part is a girl I really like made it clear she thought I was a man whore and would never consider me relationship material.
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>>39804600
who hurt you?
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>>39789951
You OK anon? Why can't you leave your bed?
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>>39791740
>3rd cousin
>Incest
Not really. At that point they're not really related. That means that a few generations ago their respective ancestors were cousins. 3rd cousin is less about being related, and more about finding a way to explain who these random pricks that show up at family gatherings are, despite not looking or sharing many genetics with anybody else there.
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>>39796333
I have a gf, and I'm not known as a creeper. I have female friends randomly rock up to hang out. A while ago one came and hung out with me for the day, before getting changed at mine and we both went clubbing together. Wasn't even weird.
You just gotta be able to pass for a normie.
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>>39790675
You sound like you have your shit together; good work. Also, how does goose go with red cabbage? I've never had those two together before, but it doesn't sound bad.
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>>39801846
you won this thread
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>>39790675
Mad respect for you m8
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>>39806076
>Best part is several of those "friends" fucked my ex fiance of 6 years while we were together
Why the fuck are they still your "friends"? are you a legit cuck? the hell
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>>39804847
How is the rollercoaster tycoon going?
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>>39789722
>Start larping a while back
>The actual larp is run every friday night, and it's basically a giant battle; huge amount of fun and more physical than most larps, so it's almost like a team sport
>Each side is made up of a tonne of different warbands
>warband has a few ranks,the lowest rank being random tagalongs, and the middle rank being a full member
>The sense of camaraderie between these guys is something special as well; most of them become friends outside the larp since they're all really great people
>I've been unable to go for a few weeks because of a new job, but I made it to one of their "training" sessions
>Somebody makes a joke about the [low ranks] all being kinda dumb
>I make a sarcastic "thanks"
>Get blank stares
>"...you guys know I'm still a [low rank], right?"
>"Dude, you're a [full member rank] now."
>Turns out everybody thought of me as being a full member for a while now, despite there being no "official" promotion
>Got pizza with them after
>Realized most of them are friends, even if they aren't good friends (yet)
>Actually felt like I belonged
>Big for me, since at the new job I feel like I'm in the way, which didn't happen at my last job
It's a pretty good feeling brehs. It meant a lot to me that they think of me as a member of their team. I never really liked team sports growing up, since I was always the kid that never got to play. I remember once I practiced for hours in high school and still never got to be anything more than the random fielder on the sports team. After that I just gave up and stopped trying in team sports altogether. Screwed me up more than I realized. Being told I was part of these guys was massive to me, although I don't think I'd be able to tell them why. Some of them even remembered my birthday even though it's usually overshadowed by christmas.
Just a really good feel brehs. I'm even thinking of trying to join a team sport at uni now. I like feeling that I belong.
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>>39807253
Shit, thought this was a good feels thread. Well, for dealing with my emotional shit you all deserve a good mire.
>Hanging out with friends
>One is a qt female friend with ridiculously huge tits
>She's mucking around and jabs her hand into my abdomen as she says it's been a long time since we hung out
>Freezes
>Splays hand against my abs and feels them
>"A VERY long time"
>Her qt blonde friend titters and gropes my chest
Was a good feel brehs.
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>catch grills looking at me
>They smile sometimes
>Think "what the fuck you cunt are you laughing at me why fuck off"
Help me
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>>39789951
>thinking of you hurting
just kys
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>>39790675
good shit desu, you didn't mention your wife so i assumed you were the regular /fit/ loner
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>brother bought a house and I'm helping him with some construction work
>as a thank you he invited family and friends who helped to a bbq
>we decided to dig out a pit, put a foil in it and fill it up with water for the kids, kinda like wading pool
>so I started to dig up the pit while my brother cut the foil, he helped me to finish it at the end
>at the end I was all sweaty, even my underwear was soaking wet
>so me and my brother sit down on the porch shirtless to get some rest and at this moment some girl brought us two cold beer
>I said thanks, my brother introduced me to her and with a cute smile she left
>it was the best friend of my sister-in-law, helping her out for the bbq
>she looked like Alexandra Maria Lara (German actress), average in looks but with her summer dress and her overall feminine vibe I was attracted
>after I finished my beer I went to get a shower before the first guests arrive
>as I passed the ktichen there she was again preparing a salad, giving me another genuine smile
>bbq and the evening was uneventful, lots of beer, fun and laughs
>as soon as the first guests left I went inside and went to sleep on the couch
>summer heat was uncomfortable and I was drunk so I fell asleep on the blanket just in my boxers
>I woke up to my sister-in-law talking but I did not move
>"don't worry, it's no problem"
>her friend apologizes to her, talks about getting a cab and pick up her car the next day, sounded drunk
>my brother prepared a cot for her next to the couch
>nice, now I have to hold in my farts
>a few minutes later all are in bed and it is silence, I try to fall back asleep
>hear some heavy breathing and moving
>I shift myself to a more comfortable position, still facing the wall
>silence again
>a few seconds later again heavy breathing and some moving
>heavy breathing turns into quiet moans accompanied by wet sounds
>oh shit, she is masturbating
>don't know what to do, fully erect and it is fucking uncomfortable
cont.
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>>39790734
that could've ended a lot worse. you're lucky, good job anon
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>>39807380
>should I 'wake up' risk it and make a move? stay silent?
>I shift again to adjust my boner and she stops
>a few seconds of silence and she is back at it
>probably 20 minutes of her masturbating and me listening to it
>finally a short louder moan, her rolling around in bed and silence again
>don't know how long it took for me to fall back asleep
>next morning I woke up and she was already gone
>morning pee revealed my boxers are contaminated with precum
>during breakfast my sister-in-law mentioned her friend, asked me what I thought of her, told me she showed interest and asked her if I'm single, what my job is and so on
I'm a fucking idiot.
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>>39791706
because he is autistic
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>>39801669
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>>39807380
>>39807387
That's what happens when robots meet
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>>39790395
tbdesu that is np, you simply meant thank you too. The autism is in actually thinking and worrying about it afterwards.
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>>39806877
This.
They're not your friends
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>>39790416
>I lasted through 5 songs on her Britney Spears playlist.
the pain the horror
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>>39807387
Just tell your sister-in-law to hook you 2 up
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>>39806877
>Also why the fuck do you still call them friends?
The only explanation that makes any sense is cause bait.
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>>39807253
I played soccer for over a decade and never really enjoyed it. And because I didn't really enjoy it I didn't have the motivation to spend ages training so I never got really good. Still was good enough to play and I still have plenty of good memories from it. The sport just wasn't for me. Now I've taken up football at 25 and it's so much better than soccer. Just keep trying different things until you find something you like doing.
>>39807347
>bitch in HS once asked me out as a joke
>she and her friends made fun of me when I though it was real
>go from dyel twink to fit
>get mires from qts
>still certain they're just making fun of me
Send help
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>>39789951
>Literally the only thing keeping me from killing myself is that my face shouldn't go to waste
a pretty whore is worth nothing.
go on and kill yourself.
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>>39807347
>>39807931
Thats a sign of extremely low self esteem.
Seek proffesional psychological help.
Im not joking, i have the same problem.
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>go out to dinner with family
>girl at table across staring at me the whole time
>look over and lock eyes with her
>she smiles and looks down
Feels good
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>>39807387
>what my job is
Already sizing you up for the divorce eh?
Bang and run anon
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>>39807954
I know I have low self esteem, but I think it's solvable on my own.
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>>39807999
>I think it's solvable on my own.
No its not. Trust me. Get help, dont waste time like i did.
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>>39807954
>>39808013
Nah I'm doing better. Getting massive professional mires has helped me with my self confidence greatly.
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>>39804600
Nope. Natural selection is a bitch.
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>>39808025
What's a 'professional mire'? Do you pay people to mire you?
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>drive to McDonald's at 1am after session with my gym buddy
>see fit qt from primary school I haven't seen in ages
>"wow anon you've bulked up, you used to be so skinny, your arm is bigger than my head"
F's g
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>>39808036
My coworkers have been telling me I'm awesome at what I do and they don't know how they would manage without me. I recently got an offer from my boss to join a new team and the people in my current team heard about it and told me I'm not allowed to leave because they couldn't survive without me.
Getting my current job and everything to do with it has been the best thing to ever have happen for my self confidence.
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>>39808025
But it still wont help in the long run.
All it takes is one crash and burn with a girl and your self esteem is ruined.
Trust me, i've been there, i've done that - its not working.
Going to a group therapy for children of alcoholics was the best decision i ever made.
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>>39805092
>>39805077
>didn't get bids
The greek scene is the frats and sororities on campus. That's literally what its called
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>>39790114
you did well, they probably wanted to steal your wallet.
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>>39805376
>tfw a virgin neha wanted me
>i thought she was a cute innocent qt3.14
>friends made fun of her so I never fucked her
>another friend/roomate swoops in and turns her into a fucktoy for a year
>I get to hear him fucking my qt all year
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid
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>>39790313
>tips straw boater hat and adjusts gucci tie
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>>39806076
>groups of douchebags like this exist
>they're all disgusting human beings and drag eachother down
Sad life
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>>39807954
(((Psychology)))
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>>39808013
>>39808209
Dr. Shekelstein is right. Pay for a doctor goyim, let us put you on your happy pills
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>>39807253
good for you brah. I'm the same way with christmas bday and when someone remembers it's better than being mired
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>>39791740
I'll assume you're a nigger because you're dumb enough to think that would be incest and because you automatically jump to racism.
You sure as shit aren't hispanic or you'd know all about fucking your cousins.
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>>39808361
>Dr. Shekelstein is right. Pay for a doctor goyim, let us put you on your happy pills>>
Fuck off back to /r9k .
My therapy was free and i never took no pills.
There is a shitload of difference between profesional help and trying to do it by yourself.
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>>39808368
JUST
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>>39808374
Yeah, difference between being a pussy and being a man
>here have a peak inside my brain shlomo
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>>39808393
Are you fucking arguing against medical help?
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>>39808393
>Yeah, difference between being a pussy and being a man
Typical bullshit from insecure faggot that is deathly afraid of seeking help.
>>here have a peak inside my brain shlomo
>muh jews
Fuck off back to your /pol shithole.
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>>39801669
how old are you pham? Need to pay less attention to what people think is 'cool' especially if it's some plebby town.
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>>39805188
I know exactly who you are and you went too far.
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>>39794876
Jesus Christ did you even read the story or were you so triggered at him joining the military you just had to shitpost immediately?
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>>39795405
So you're doing manual labor for free?
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>>39790114
>tfw the bitches at the club want to steal your wallet AGAIN
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>>39804575
do some people keep cheating past 7/10, 8/10 and 9/10 until they have gotten a 10/10 ?
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>>39804780
mom's spagetti
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>>39808401
Yes
>>39808409
At least I'm not a pussy that has to cry about my feelings to a stranger
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>>39807954
:/ I know the feel.
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>>39809094
>At least I'm not a pussy that has to cry about my feelings to a stranger>>
>hurr durr im not going to cry about, im not a pussy, im a manly man !!!
Fuck man, that is some grade A projecting and denial right here.
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>>39807387
Thanks for the reminder that no matter how much muscle I have left to gain I will never be this autistic
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>>39809142
Project my sperm on your face
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>>39807560
This, you already have this in the bag.
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>Boring day
>Feel even more insecure than usual
>Fabricate a story about me being hot and getting laid
>A few people on the anonymous Origami appreciation forum post responses to my post
>Social standards are at such an absolute zero that this actually brightens my mood
>They mirin
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>>39809230
Pathetic faggot.
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>>39801846
>>39801669
>>39790734
10/10
You guys seem nice. To me, this is making it.
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>friend group is bantz at full speed 95% of the time
>two of them are way stronger/bigger than me and generally rag on me for previous inconsistencies in gym attendance and effort
>at music festival wearing cutoff shirt
>friend compliments my shoulders
OHP is my nightmare
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>everyone one /fit/ is in good shape, confident and good looking
>I'm a fat socially awkward beta
someday...
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>>39794876
Kek
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>Start going to the library to lift those mental weights as well
>Sooooo many beautiful women
>9/10 mirin from across the aisle
>When I'm checking out she chats me up about what I'm reading and gives me her number
>Now GF of 3 years
>TFW you're gf is smart and sexy as hell
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