You feelin' fit buddy?

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>>39782665
For you.

You know. because I'm a lucky guy

Yea, one might even go as far as to say I'm quite the "lucky guy" if you catch my drift

>>39782665
Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

>>39782877

With gyno like that? Absolutely.

Wtf... I love the alt-right now

Who is this guy supposed to be?

>>39782665
Everybody's funny asf!

>>39783026
>asf

>>39782665
I've heard they shoot him in Italy recently.

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>>39783183
Image of the perpetrator in preparation for the attack.

>>39783197
he can't keep getting away with it!

>>39782665
You: "You feeling fit buddy?"

He or she might answer (if autist enough and browses /fit/): "Yeah i'm just a lucky guy (or girl)!"

You: "Well then, wanna come over, we got pizza and everyone's funny asf!"

/fit/'s latest pick up line right here

>>39783176
how is being a newfag?

>>39782665
Anyone actually tried this IRL?

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Sam Hyde is the lift GOD

https://youtu.be/gdGczo9Kzqo

you gotta chock the body

>>39784363
im pretty racist and i seriously dont understand why the '''alt-right''' is obsessed with this guy. he is not funny, at all.

>>39784485
he's their version of "lolsorandumb" which basically translates to "crazy autistic racist anti-social guy"

>>39784880
its the same reason /fit/ stil posts about jason blaha, it was a joke at fist but it grows on you after awhile

I'm a lucky guy (like the 4chan leaf)

>>39784956
No Jasons an actual meme, sams really funny and browses pol

>>39784485

He is hit and miss. His talks where he makes the audience the joke are brilliant imo. The Rutgers talk is my favorite.

Most of his other stuff is pretty mediocre.

>>39782672

sauce?

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feelin pozzed

>>39784880
>he's their version of "lolsorandumb"
Hyde's humor isn't random at all.

>>39782665
Affirmative, I just happen to be a very fortunate man.

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How does it feel knowing that ISIS shooter Muhammad Sam al-Hydii lifts more than you?

https://youtu.be/9lSK2lV_YKY?t=16m39s

>>39786096
He cheats with his knees.

>>39785847
I had a smile. Then i read your post.

>>39786132
still stronger than you fgt

>>39782665
Things certainly seem to be coincidentally working out in my favor

>>39785854
KEK!

>>39786132
he calls it a push press at the end of the video, he know he's not doing a The Press

>>39783176
>literally being this fucking new
Had the thread even been archived yet

>>39784956
>>39785072
What's wrong with Jason Blaha other than his outlandish claims that he can reverse grip bench 500lbs?

>>39782877
Of course. Inventor of Zippy Water ® and founder of Guy Heaven©

>>39784880
Sounds like you don't get the jokes my man.

>>39784485
normiebot 2016 doesn't hear a laugh track = "this is not humor beep-boop"