Retarded Normies Thread

>>39779366
He has a tiny bit of biceps. Guess that's all normies look at. Curls are not a meme after all.

@Natties with body-dismorphia.

Remember this next time your cutting and feel "flat" and "small" and are getting hungry and feel like giving up because you don't feel like you can compare to a guy on grams of gear. You've been lifting for years, you're cutting down to single digit body-fat. Yes you're going to feel small, but you're still going to have a top 1% physique without taking a single steroid by simply just having lifted for a few years and being <10% bodyfat.

He's 27, she's 18. If it's socially acceptable, then, well, my chances for finding a mate have improved as now I have a largel pool

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>>39779387
yh, something tells me ppl are gonna find u dating an 18 year old a little more creepy than when this guys does it. just a little.

>>39779387
>>39779419
Girls are at their peak at 18, youre gonna let some dumb social norm dictate what your body truly desires?

>>39779366
I guess he is just a lucky guy

>>39779387
lol were you seriously thinking "I better not fuck 18 yos" before seeing this pic? I'm 25 and it literally never bothered me.

Me looking in the mirror
>lol skinnyfat dyel
>been cutting for 2 months and still need to drop 2% BF
>lost more muscle weight than fat
>couldn't finish last rep last night
>fucking wristlet
>rib flair

Friends
>damn anon you are fucking shredded

Me
>haha I just like to stay active

>>39779387
I'm 32 and almost dated a 16 year old. I'm gonna hold off tho.

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>>39779366
Normies are retarded, they can't either appreciate muh curves, they've been brainwashed to feel attracted to skeletons, when I literally have the body of a Greek godess. Real men like curves, only dogs go for bones.

>>39779366
These stars pay the dailymail to photograph them and write certain things.

What bothers me more is the height of his shorts.

>>39779652
>haha I'm just a lucky guy
ftfy

>>39779662
How did you even meet said 16 year old?

How so you know if you have body dismorphia or not? If its a mental disorder can you ever really be sure?

>>39779383
Thanks for this anon

t. Guy who won't roid because he's scared of long term effects on testosterone

>>39779419

>caring about the opinions of lesser mortals

never gonna make it

>>39780065
I'm just a lucky guy

>>39780087
are u a fitizen? then theres a very slim chance u dont have it.

>>39779387
I'm 20 and my girlfriend is 16

>>39780175
literally not worth it. you won't care in a matter of time, and your dysmorphia is all from /fit/. take a bream, you look fantastic without this

>>39779387
26yo here. Fucked an 18 year old last week

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>>39779383

i needed this with cutting season approaching. thanks based anon

>>39779383
Thanks Anon
Cutting season fast approaches

>>39779481
GET IT, IT'S A REFERENCE TO THIS SITE'S FOUR LEAF CLOVER

>>39780471
You have no idea the kind of mistake you're making.

>>39780231
>feelin fit buddy

:^)

>>39779366
Tbh normies having low standards is a good thing, it means you can train however you want and still look better than almost everyone.

>>39779652
This is so true
>Have modest muscle mass covered by a half inch of fat
>Can't really see my abs and my chest is more fat than muscle
>My shoulders and arms aren't anything special (my triceps are nonexistant and at best my arms are 14 in)
>Fucking tiny forearms despite targetting all their muscles
>"Hey Mr. Muscles"
>"Anon is ripped, he has a six back"
>"You look like a bodybuilder"

>>39780471
you should probably get her pregnant

>>39781433
Kek, same fucking thing here. Except shitty chest insertions, not fat

>uses 'while' twice in the same sentence

>>39779419
Yeah they're gonna say it's creepy because they're jealous and don't even want those grapes anyways.

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>>39779366
>lean muscular physique
>muscular
He looks like a woman

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>>39779383
No,not really.Where I live having abs isn't as uncommon as in America and girls would actually love a guy with a Zyzz body instead of some otter kid.They post ripped guys on social media saying this is what they want.

Just remember: As the world gets fatter and fatter, anyone who is moderately fit will be regarded as godlike by the masses.

>>39779366
Well, he is relatively lean... Not very muscular, though.

>>39783690
If you're that insecure, why don't you just roid?

>>39779366
>shapely bikini body
>lean muscular figure

Both of them are chubby. They know you dont have to complimemt everyone right? You would probably get more hits if you said they were chubby/skinnyfat

>>39779366
Hes got wider hips than she does

Disgusting.jpg

>>39783690
Maybe because I am older, but most women i know want twinks. And most guys I know irl want ultra-petite model types. Thick is almost unheard of and you only get them if you're ugly/ wingmanning

>>39779366
would smash MJ's daughter with no regrets

>>39784254
>women i know want twinks
Isnt twink a specific gay term?
Im older aswell and sure, women seem to pick based on very arbitrary reasons but not like they pine after gay dudes

>>39781433
> when you train your back so much that you get a six back

Normies pls... PLS!
STAAAAAHP!

>>39784287
No as in girls want ottermode/effay guys

And guys want cardiobunny girls

It may be a result of growing up in the 80s-90s though, where thinn was in