girl thread

i might need to see them before giving valid advice

also pls be i london

fuck me pls

I've been with my gf for a while. She went from an A cup to D's.


I think that me fucking her constantly changed her hormones.

http://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2012/11/2/ross-and-carrie-touch-themselves-breast-and-penis-enlargemen.html

>>39775588
They're called estradiol and cyproterone acetate (or spironolactone).
Work good enough to make tits grow where there even weren't any before.

>>39775702
This happened to my gf too, her tits are now massive.
We've been fucking almost daily for two years.

From what I've heard, they're a scam.

Try http://www.breastnexus.com/, it's like a female version of PEGym (a penis enhancement forum).

>>39775942
Neat to hear that I'm not the only one.


Mine was a virgin beforehand as well. Might be why, but I'm not sure

>>39775702
>>39775942
birth control or you made them eat like fucking pigs

>>39776272
No birth control.
Didn't gain weight except in breasts.
She put on 2lbs total.

>>39776281
She lied to you or you are both teenagers.

>>39775588
poast pic so we can help

>>39775588
That stuff doesn't work. If you are a teenager you should wait until puberty is over.

>>39776380
We're both in our 20's and have been dating since we were 19.

I weigh her regularly, and her OBGYN is her mum.

I know what's going on with her, desu lad.

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>>39776498
>OBGYN is her mum

>>39776498
>I weigh her regularly, and her OBGYN is her mum.
You weigh your girlfriend? Is she the pig you are sending to the fair to win a prize?

>We're both in our 20's and have been dating since we were 19.
So you are 21? Has she been drinking a lot of alcohol lately? She has probably gained weight if that is true.

>>39776582
23.

I keep track of her health. I have her routine that she follows and I weigh her to make sure she's taking care of herself.

No, alcohol is a big waste of money. She hasn't gained weight.

>>39776521
It's nice. Free blood tests for hormones.

>>39776619
>hey ma, my pussy stinks. Can you probe it and get a sample to take to the lab to test for candida?

>>39776619
>I keep track of her health. I have her routine that she follows and I weigh her to make sure she's taking care of herself.

psycho alert

>>39775588
Obviously bait thread but for all the hopeful guys here: your only 2 hopes are birth control and weight gain. Both are variable and its rare that the latter just leads to bigger breasts.

Pregnancy can sometimes permanently increase or decrease their size, but imagine telling your kid they were born in the hopes that their mother got stacked.

>>39776737
This tbqh familia

>>39776737
>>39776776
She's T1 diabetic. She asked me to help, and I definitely thought it was important to make sure she's healthy.

>>39776825
> diabetic girl going out with an autist who believes shagging her causes her body parts to grow and has her mum check out her vagina

wew lad

>all of you guys forgetting about lactation
>free gains from your GF AND naturally bigger tits

>>39776839
>Deconstruct something with mild embellishments to increase absurdity

I'm onto you, senpai

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>>39776825
I'm T1 diabetic, it'd be nice to have someone learn how to deal with my low blood sugars because it'd show they care enough if I'm ever in danger.

Tracking her weight is completely unrelated and 100% psycho material.

You're a nutjob, deal with it.

>>39776915
>>39776893
These butthurt faggots bahahaha

>>39776915
Nah, she said she wanted to be healthy. I asked what that meant to her and she said she wanted to look decent and maintain a weight in X range.

I weigh her maybe once a week and prep the meals/tell her what exercises to do.

I do whatever it takes for my BBY.

>>39776929
I think you misquoted

>>39776932
> prep the meals
> chest size has grown since we started dating

Are you a paedophile?

contraceptive pills

>>39776932
truthfully my ex and me were almost to the point where I did stuff like that, its not creepy if fitness is your hobby and it's just easier for you to track then her. kinda cute honestly that she trusts you enough.

but kek all you guys saying your GFS tits grew because of sex. if you are 21 or under they grew because your girlfriend is still maturing. sincerely it just makes you guys sound like your fucking children. your dick ain't magic.

>>39777277
I figured that the hormonal change from sex would trigger something. She's still in young 20's so that makes sense.

>>39777308
There isnt much of a hormonal change from sex, if anything hormonal changes lead to changes in sexual behaviour - not the other way round.

>>39776773
You could just knock her up and then give her a lot of orange juice so she gets a vitamin c OD miscarriage, but still gets the effects of the hormone boost from insemination. Or just do that and do a straight up abortion about 3 or 4 months in instead of inducing miscarriage. That's enough time for the breasts to swell, but early enough to get rid of the kid.

>>39776380

women can have their tits change size at literally any point in their lives, for a bunch of different reasons. Even menopause makes tits grow sometimes.

>>39775588
just get fat like 300 lbs fat then cut down back to your normal size.

>>39777357
My OBGYN said hormonal changes from sex are fairly normal. I had to switch birth control pills after I lost my virginity because the one I was on stopped working.

>>39778941
You just lose the boob weight and end up with saggy pancakes.

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>>39776498
>I weigh her regularly

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>>39776619
>I keep track of her health. I have her routine that she follows and I weigh her to make sure she's taking care of herself.

>>39777277

Interesting, I wonder what >>39777777
will be

>>39776932
make sure you keep an eye on her when she's cleaning your car

>>39775588
Boobs are 100% genetics

Thats why you sometimes see skinny girls who barely eat, yet got bigger than DDs.

Get plastic surgery, it doesnt look bad unless youre going to make them WAY bigger

>>39775588
Have you tried installing valve stems into your breasts and inflating them with nitrogen?

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why aren't my abs more visible ? Been training for about 10 months and am trying to gain weight but I am at a fairly low body fat % and still have no cut abs. do you think I just have to lose weight ?

>>39780714
You ain't gril, did you lost?

>>39780714
your genetics are garbage

>>39780714
water retention, not the best insertions, and they could be a bit larger to show more definition. mostly the first one, bf% isn't the only thing that brings definition. it's also why most photoshoots are bullshit, since most models have to be unhealthily dehydrated to be that ripped

>>39779475
Is your OBGYN your mum? Would you be OK with that?