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Since its almost Christmas all you chads out there must have some good stories by now to share

>Christmas party at work
>there is a good mood in general
>people puff up their chest when they see me
>joking and just having a good time
>some beers later
>female co-worker grabs my bicep and starts feeling it
>never had a woman do that before
>quickly remember that if she starts feeling me I can start feeling her up, equal rights
>grab her breast, feels better than I thought it would
>from her initial reaction I see I took her by surprise
>turn her into not minding, she continues to want to make a point
>she accidentally grabs my crotch
>I know I have the upper hand now so I leave it at that

>the next day I figure it might now have been the smartest thing to do
>go to work
>during lunch a guy compliments me on what I did
>he tells me she has been telling people all morning what I did
>she is proud of it
>people call me Chad

>people ask if they can smell my fingers
>if I fucked her

It reminded me about a picture of a hot guy asking girls to fuck on OKcupid or something and an ugly guy and they hot guy got away with it and the ugly guy was a creep.