>tfw 2016 and not bulking on a gallon of olive oil a day
>tfw missing out on 33,000 caloric surplus
what is your excuse?
tried a shot of it and it tastes fucking terrible
>>39774690
Never let taste get in the way of gains.
How do you think this kid feels?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/schoolboy-has-to-drink-almost-a-litre-of-olive-oil-851422
>>39774694
>liter a week
get outta here
Imagine the state your asshole would be in on the tail end of drinking a gallon of oil
>>39774701
>schoolboy
>scale it up to adult requirements
>scale up once again to bodybuilding requirements
The match checks out son
>>39774679
I don't have the money for a gallon of legitimate olive oil every day.
>>39774705
poops would come out of there so fast
>>39774712
like a water slide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Wr1jtDkWM
even this roidmonkey approves
>>39774690
Tablespoon of olive oil in a glass of orange juice.
Give it a quick stir and drink it. Tastes like regukar OJ
Might have a slight oily feel in your mouth for like a minute tops.
>>39774736
> hating on furious pete
get out my /fit/
>>39774679
Because not enough vitamin e.
>>39774869
Orange Juice? You sick fuck.
>>39774882
Hides the taste.
Enjoy drinking your straight oil
>>39774894
I'm not going to drink oil.
i used to drink a few shots of this every day. i definitely noticed a boost in my well-being from that, i need to get back on it
>>39774679
lol u dont need to be an autist and count calories just eat what u usually eat but add olive oil and butter to everything you eat and drink and also drink alot more milk and u can easily double ur calorie intake
>>39774694
>"His meals usually consist of just a few slices of meat and a block of cheese - and the olive oil is one of the only ways for Adam, from Arbroath, Angus, to get the pure fat his brain requires."
this kid literally has a lifelong prescription for charcuteire. lucky son of a bitch
>>39774705
>not drinking olive oil to prelube your ass for your gymbuddy's cock
shiggy
>>39774679
>expensive
>Shit macros
>Dumb b8
Just use that shit conservatively to skeet-skeet the pan before you cook you stooge.