/fit/ tinder experiment

Good to know

>tinder is for sluts
stop the presses

>>39772509
>The results clearly showed that girls on tinder are just looking for a hot bod to fuck, even if their bios act like they're not

Good job OP, you figured out how every woman works.

Thanks for the experiment anon.

>>39772509
What pics did you use

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Here's proof of my experiment.

This is truly ground breaking material. I'm just trying to help you guys out. If you want to get laid through tinder, take off your shirt, be aesthetic, and you don't really need that good of a face, just decent.

>>39772553
Too bad she's black

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>>39772549
This is the non-clothed profile picture.

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>>39772549
This is the clothed profile picture.

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Here are more results of my experiment.

>>39772577
this isn't model tier i look better than this monkey
you picked a fucking 10 and a 7.5 what did you expect?

>>39772592
are using emojis cool now? srs question im new on tinder and i dont know if i should use emojis

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>>39772553
She seems fat as shit, and

>>39772577
You should've used a white model. Not necessarily Gandy or anyone that famous, but pic related for example.

>>39772592
But thanks anyways. Keep posting results.

>>39772577
>>39772570
Tinder experiments say these things for men to get max matches
>Main picture of man looking away from camera and not smiling.
>If good body then shirtless shot on beach or something
>Picture with doggo
>Picture in social setting

>>39772598
It's better than saying haha or lol. Just use them to keep things light. That doesn't make them "cool" per say.

>>39772570
rong dong

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>>39772509
>good looking white guy (model face) but wearing his clothes

>>39772577
>him
>white

>>39772570
how tall is he?

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>>39772594
I didn't want to pick someone overly good looking because it needed to seem like a real profile. Just on face alone, I ranked both men about 7.5-8

>>39772600
Here are some more results.

>>39772617
I don't know I didn't put height in either bios.

>>39772602
Will heed this advice

>>39772622
you think immense ray is a 7.5? he has like 100k+ followers on instagram and a beautiful (probs not natty) physique.
You picked an asian god, and a dirty, ugly mexican indian fuck.

get the fuck out

>>39772509
Yeah man your 20 data points totally proves your thesis. lmao

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>>39772641
Kek. I didn't know who he was I just typed in "Asian Facebook Guy" into google images and picked the most jacked looking dude.

>>39772645
Thanks I put in a lot of work.

Here's more.

>>39772577
>uses a brown skinned person as other profile

No fucking shit women were reluctant to meet up with this profile...

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>>39772655
hey man I don't discriminate. White, yellow, black, brown. As long as your body looks fit it should pull some tinder women.

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>>39772668

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>>39772676

Post bio?

>>39772553
>bragging about pulling fat black niggers

>>39772577
You said you used a white. That's a fucking spic.

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>>39772622
>200 miles away

she kept talking when she knew, that desperate

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if only the ladies would use bikini profiles...I would super like. It'll show just how fat they are or not

>>39772745
how come girls are so skilled at hiding their weight on tinder?

in pics they look 10/10 but in real life they end up being 2/10. it's not fair.

>>39772577
Idiot lol his facial hair is creepy as fuck that's why they were reluctant to meet him

>>39772653
Congratz on pulling a single 34 year old with a fake profile lmao

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>>39772509
Now try your experiment with this

>>39772761
because fatties have such little self-confidence that they will manipulate the shit out of their pics to make it look like they're attractive so they can talk/flirt with people who are out of their league. It combines the natural maniplation that comes with being a woman with the self-loathing of being whalemode

>>39772530
kek

>>39772570
>>39772577

Not comparable at all. You have guy #1 looks like a Hong Kong movie star in a movie about a rogue cop taking on the Triads by himself, then guy #2 should look like Mexican Michael Cera.

Good job op

>>39772865
fuck I meant to say then you have guy #2 that looks like michael cera, you get the picture

>>39772592
wow, what an autistic response

>>39772831
D-did that actually happen?

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>>39772831
And this.

>>39772831
Holy fuck I see me in the comments.

>>39772606
>per say

>>39772909

it's so small and non threatnening it doesn't even feel nsfw desu

>>39772598
>>39772606
dont do either, no emojis no :) no hheehehes or lols

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>>39772914
Use this

>>39772909
pretty big for a bodybuilder

>>39772909
What the actual fuck.
Isn't someone suppose to watch over him so he doesn't do shit like this?

>>39772885
hey man he genuinely didnt understand what he should be expecting.

Implications are hard.

Hey guys I got a question about Tinder

I want to try making some fake profiles because I'm ugly as fuck, no friends, no chance at success on there, but I want to get a few profiles with normal-looking guys who could have a chance of success so I can dick around on there a bit, see what works, banter with whores, etc

I know you have to create a fake facebook to attach the tinder to, but can you keep reusing the same fake facebook if you delete your tinder profile?

>>39772509
>People go on tinder to get laid
Thanks Mr. Holmes

>>39772959
The facebook page you use stays linked to tinder even if you delete your account. You can use the same facebook for the tinder account and upload completely different pics and nobody could tell, if thats what youre trying to do.

I don't get Tinder. Don't girls have endless opportunities to have sex? Guys in class, at work, at bars, at clubs, at parties, out about the town, etc? They don't even have to do any work, guys have to approach, be funny, be confident, be everything and girls don't have to do shit.

Why would they need to use a phone app where all they can see are a few photos of a guy on a small screen and get a few text messages? I mean i understand guys using it because they are desperate as fuck for anything but girls?

>>39772947
hes tryna get powsi

>>39772987
Both genders use it for the same reason. Meeting strangers that you think are attractive without the hassle of going out and looking for them.

Women like to fuck too anon, and they prefer to get the hottest guy possible with the least amount of effort possible.

>>39772977
Yeah basically I want to have a fake facebook account that I can use for different profiles.

One I would post pictures of my body and huge cock and see if any tinder size queen whores bite.

Delete it, make a new Tinder (using the same facebook) using a regular guy's pics and all that. See how that works.

Delete it, make a new Tinder (using the same facebook), etc.

I basically just don't want to have to create a new throaway facebook for each profile i make

>>39772987
The phone acts as a screen between the other people and ourselves. And that's what we're doing on social media and esp hookup apps: we're screening through people who are possible dates or fucks. Some girls use Tinder to hookup because they don't want to be seen as a slut by peers or friends at the social events. I like barsluts desu.

>>39772987
have you ever actually been outside.

watch a girl at a bar and count how often a good looking guy approaches and is funny and confident.

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>>39772887
Yes, mere minutes ago

>>39773005
Is it normal to ask for STD test results for girls you meet up with on Tinder you think? I mean if they are big enough whores to meet and fuck random guys they find on a phone app you have to assume they are swimming with disease right?

>>39773015
So if a guy at a bar isn't like that, a guy on a phone app is?

>>39773013
>Some girls use Tinder to hookup because they don't want to be seen as a slut by peers or friends at the social events.

If you use Tinder for hookup after hookup and don't try to get a boyfriend, you're a whore

>>39772966
/thread

>>39773006
Yeah you're good with just one facebook. You don't even have to upload pics to the facebook to use on profiles, they can just come straight off your phone if you want.

I feel weird helping you catfish people but it seems pretty normal considering where we are

>>39772931
Found the guy with the tiny penis.

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>women are whores

Thank you OP, truly the Jonas Salk of our era

>>39773029
>Is it normal to ask for STD test results for girls you meet up with on Tinder you think?
I mean, you COULD ask. I don't think you're going to get any pussy by acting worried about them having an STD though.

My advice if it actually bothers you: just use a condom dude.

>>39772622
Checked, i love that line "you a bad thing, thicc as fuk"

>>39773043
It's not necessarily "catfishing" I don't think. I have no plans on meeting them or anything. I'm just literally so ugly and autistic (25 year old kissless virgin never been on a date) that I want to try a Tinder out with pics of a guy who would actually have a chance at getting matches to see if I could actually hold a conversation with girls on there, because I honestly don't think I could.

>>39773055
Man I dunno, just thinking about the level of whore a girl would have to be to meet random guys off a phone app to have sex with is crazy

>>39773092
>the level of whore
Nobody is making you use tinder you autist.
If you're not comfortable with women who are comfortable with chasing their urges then stay away from them and be a judgy virgin forever. Just because they like to fuck doesn't mean they don't have standards.

>>39773111
>willing to fuck girls who will fuck tons of randoms off a phone app
>standards

top lel. that level of desperation is crazy

>>39772682
>merlot

You're lucky she's a pleb.

>>39772530
The Press™es?

>>39773118
>>39773092
jesus christ shut up virgin

Experiments have control groups. There aren't any, here.

>>39773132
if you are so desperate for pussy that you'll fuck a slut off a phone app you're even worse than a virgin lol

try to actually meet a girl in person like a normal functioning human being instead of on a screen, projector

>>39772809
kek

>>39773118
Think whatever you want my man. Like I said, nobody is making you use tinder. Its an app that exists for the sole purpose of finding fwb and sometimes relationships, and if you're not okay with participating then don't. idk what you want me to tell you

I've never gotten an STD because I use condoms, and every girl I've been with has had one of her own just in case I don't.

>>39773136
shut the fuck up nerd

>>39773148
>>39773118
>>39773092
>when youve never had sex so you judge the shit out of girls who have sex to make yourself feel better

top kek

For guys on /fit/ who use Tinder, what is the average number of hookups?

I know guys on /fit/ have 3-4x the number of sexual partners as an average guy does, I imagine they also have 3-4x as many tinder matches and hookups as the average guy?

For that to be an indication of anything at all you would need to make two bios that were exactly the same. Use the same male, but one showing the male with his shirt on and one showing the male fully clothed. The Asian guy might have been over all more attractive than the white guy. What you consider model face women might consider gross.

>>39773170
>white knighting whores from a smartphone hookup app

a new level of pathetic desperate beta here senpai

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>>39773181
>/fit/ having 3-4x the number of sexual partners than the average guy

>>39773181
It really depends I guess. How attractive are you/the girls you go after/how hard are you trying/how good is your game/etc.

My roommate last year broke up with his girlfriend and had a different girl friday/saturday for a few weeks to help get over his ex. Some of them stuck around for the fwb situation but those always come and go

>>39772909
Why is it placed so oddly?

>>39773203
>How attractive are you/the girls you go after/how hard are you trying/how good is your game/etc.

This is /fit/ so those answers are all "a lot"

Your roommate sounds like an alpha male. Is he on /fit/ too then?

>>39773190
>pathetic desperate beta
>when you get called out so hard you string multiple insults together into a super-insult to really show em whos boss
i actually laughed

>>39772509
>girls on tinder are just looking for a hot bod to fuck
Everyone already knew that, but thanks for proving it

>>39773223
>declaring your own post as "calling someone out so hard"

a new level of pathetic desperate beta here senpai

>>39772577
>white

/pol/ here, trust me im an expert

>>39772909
I thought lord vader was supposed to have a 30 inch saber

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Cant believe this. The world is cruel

>>39772570
The asian dude has a wayyy better face than the other guy

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Kind of unrelated, but have I made it? Mentally I'm still a depressed insecure anxious fuck, but this is definitely a mire, right?

>>39774017
> opening message is a fullbody nude

pls never change /fit/

>>39773130
laughed very hard thank you based anon

>>39774017
>"wowwww"
>"hi"
>"wowwww"
>"ummm do you even lift?"

in all seriousness yeah dude you look awesome. you look exactly like a pussy slayer on tinder should look like.

>>39774033
I don't plan on it. I'm sure you'll be glad to know that that is apparently a trap
>>39774055
Thank you. Maybe I can finally start changing my internal dialogue to something less self deprecating. Do I still need facebook for tinder?

>repeating digits observed, anons

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>>39772570
>>39772577
ah, so the secret is to picking up women is just to look incredible.

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>>39773092
It could be worse, she could be asking for Tinder advice on a fitness forum regarding if it's safe to ask a guy if he has STDs because he uses Tinder.

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>>39773125

How often do you guys go on dates from tinder and other sites like this? I live in san francisco and go on a date a day with random asian and white cuties.

Am I a chad? Btw my pictures arent shirtless or anything like that.

>>39774127
Literally never, I just

>>39774127
Are you the guy that goes to equinox and does upper body 7 days a week. I feel like I go on this site too much.

>>39772570
>I conducted an experiment that concluded women like this body

Are you fucking retarded OP?

>>39774089
don't know about tinder, I'm into intelligent girls. I don't know why you think banging chicks will help your mental ailments, but it won't long term.

but with a body like that you can definitely fake it til you make it.

>>39772577

Pinoys of /fit/
why do filipinas wait for the guy to message first. I have like 50 matches last month and not one of them did the first move
are girls so beta about me or are they just cunts

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>/fit/ and /r9k/ in a nutshell

>>39774168
Girls almost never message first, regardless of race unless you're 10/10.

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>>39772682
>Vincent

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>>39774142
Yes that is me and I am the one who also started the multi color shirt deal to meet fitizens.

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>>39774192

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>>39774210

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>>39774192
>>39774210
Butt hurt feminist

>>39774199
Oh okay, I'm the guy that always calls you out for the upper body equinox. I haven't had time nor energy to date in SF. Are the girls really feminist?

>>39774216
kekd hard

>>39772509
I would definitely go for the clothed model face guy for what it's worth (depending on if I like the face).

You'd think that lifting for 3 years and getting ripped would have made me appreciate a good body, but it just made me realize that most motivated people can get a good body and that there's nothing special about it. Someone with a good body is not a catch.

>>39773028
Jesus christ what a disgusting sickening shittening ass FUAAAAARK
time to cut bois

>>39772577
>white
>this slimy piece of facial hair

Damn, makes me feel like a worthless sack of shit for all the Christmas sweets I've been eating. This motivates the fuck out of me and I will stop being a fat fuck.

>>39774235
Yes they are but I dont back down. In just tell them I am conservative and voted for Trump.

Either it is a deal breaker or they are fascinated as only 3% of SF voted for Trump this election.

But you should get out and try. All these asian cuties want white guys.

>>39774160
It's more like telling myself that I actually look good without clothes instead of saying I'm not good for anything, even just to look at. Tinder because fucking a person is way different than my hand

Just thought I'd chime in.

I've been using a fake tinder for kicks to see what life is like for 10/10 male. My pics are that got from the Carlie Rae Jepsen Call Me Maybe video. I have two clothed and two shirtless pics.

Life is literally easy mode. Like 90% of my swipes are a match, and I get plenty more girls messaging me first.

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>>39772831
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SICK PISS GUNA BE A MILINAIR NEXT YEAR DRIVING MY ROYALS ROYS WITH A FAT CIGER

>>39774216
>Also I like sushi and mini-golf
Keksimus Majoris

>>39774017
I am not trying to mean any offense but the lower body looks proportionally small to the upper body, like comical. That has to be the angle right?

>>39774297
What percentage of your matches message first would you say?

>>39772592
You missed asking her about janitorial duties. You had one chance, now you're spaghetti

Might as well ask here:

>Approach girls dancing
>Dance
>They seem happy
>Offer my hand to one of the qt ones
>She seems happy
>Getting pretty close as dancing
>Hands locked other one is at her shoulder etc
>Don't know what to do
What should I have done next?

>>39774536
Maybe put your hand on her hips

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>>39772598
Tinder sluts love them, it's practically a free pass if you have no idea what to say once you've started

>chicken

>>39774546
Fug, but it looks so slutty

>>39773181
After getting dumped I dl'd tinder, its been about a year and I've gotten nudes/could have nailed around 8 girls. I'm maybe a 7/10 with a very low effort profile.

> tfw never fucked any of them because im depressed and still in love with my ex

Kill me now :^)

>>39772577
This guy looks gay for one thing. And he's not white

>>39774572
>ewww cooties

CMON

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>>39774210

LMFAO

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>>39772509
Not only is he not white he's too feminine too boot

If you told me that was a chick with pencil drawn facial hair I would've bought it

Why didn't you try anything like pic related?

>>39774648
That one looks like a slightly retarded mouthbreather

I had good success useing francisco lachowski pics

>>39772509
>The conversations were also very sexual in nature
no shit you absolute moron. if you post a picture that basically screams "I'm looking for sex" then wtf do you expect?

>The results clearly showed that girls on tinder are just looking for a hot bod to fuck
the results show that if you present yourself as looking for someone to fuck then you'll match with girls who're looking for the same thing.

>The clothed but good looking guy didn't get as many dates.
maybe because he wasn't good looking at all.

>>39772577

This is fantastic bait, OP. Well done. Lmao, white.

>>39772509
cause good looking guy was out of their league, so the were afraid
shirtless looked like someone looking for sex, so he attracted sluts
not a rocket science

>>39772577

Looks like a gay monkey (aka Brazilian). Not fucking white, retard.

http://imgur.com/gallery/F9hRS

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>>39772577
this guy looks like he is a player and would try to pump and dump you

>>39772570
since he is asian women probably view him as more disciplined and less of a partier, especially because it takes discipline to get that fit, too, especially as an asian man. so he looks more reliable and less like he would use you for sex.

there you go OP, that's my analysis as a woman why you got more messages as the asian guy. even if you just got women who wanted to have sex with you, a woman still considers these things because they require trust to have sex with someone first, even if they want nothing to do with them after.

tl;dr it's a lot more complicated than you think, and i'm not surprised you just equated it to "take off shirt, get the ladies"

>>39774823

Doesn't help that this dude is an uggo too >>39772577

>>39774832
he is above average looks imo, i would say i'm a woman of average looks and i would consider him too attractive for me, same with the fit asian guy

women tend to aim for someone who has the same looks as them or worse, men always try to aim way above themselves

and it makes sense, i wouldn't feel safe and secure in a relationship with either of those men, they could leave me at any time for another woman is more attractive than me

tl;dr security is the most important thing to a woman, and it makes sense from a biological standpoint

>>39774823
> as a woman
> trans

Pick neither and improve your mental health

>>39774847
i'm not trans, i can't even how a man would even worry about these sorts of things

>>39774847
I agree with you

>>39772668
> "hey im doing an experiment, ripped topless asian vs good looking white dressed man"
> posts two gooks
> "Nooo i dont discriminate pls sorry!"

Saged

>tfw too short for tinder

>>39773118
>top lel. that level of desperation is crazy
desperation? girls do it because its just super easy for them to fuck hot guys, if you could join an app and basically fuck anyone there, why wouldn't you?

>>39774394
no. when you are a no life retard who puts his every day to the gym and deep down are a pussy who can't do squats and deads, finally decide to take roids, lose your virginity and the best opener you got for a girl is your full frontal nude, you look like that.

>>39774210
Lmao
>sequoia

>>39772668
Better pic of her tits please

>>39773252

>raging over other people being horny and having sex
>because you're a jealous bitter virgin

>>>/pol/

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I also did some tinder experiments when I was using it.
>tl;dr:
>when you look good, you can say what you want
>if you know what to say, you dont need to look good

I had three profiles.
1 catfish with some random model dude
1 real me, with one great skiing pick (I'm from an area where skiing is huge) and a funny line, but no face
1 real me, with the assortment of standard, reccomended tinder pics.

Guess what profile the picture here is from

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>>39775281
Also, US girls (though the pic was a 40yo woman) are much easier than euros.
I think I started with the utterly stupid
>are you a model? you look so hot?
line even,

>>39774216
hero

>>39772577
hes not even white is some mudslime nigger from north africa

>>39775297
This reads like a couple of 12 year old's roleplaying

>>39772570
damn those girls wanted an asian. That's very surprising to me, I swear I see no asians with girls

>>39773170
>when you're so high on egalitarian delusions you actually believe it should be acceptable for women to be promiscuous

Can't say I'm laughing. It's more of a downfall of White civilization kind of feel. Victory has defeated us.

>>39774174
That's got to be a trap by Chris Hansen.

>>39772509
Go back to r_asianmasculinity u coping fucking chink lmao

The "model tier" guy is a feminine sub 5 and not even white

>>39772570
>>39772577
they're not even the same person?

ones a fucking chink and the other is a spic or arab

are women stupid?

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>>39773130
ahahah caught me off guard

>>39774660
You're delusional kid. A literal male model looks like a mouth breathing retard xD. Holy fuck that has to be the cope of the year.

>>39773125
ooh listen to monsieur la-di-dah pinot noir here

>>39775384
kek

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>>39773170

>>39773181
I have up to 10 hookups a day any given day.

>>39775766
>implying correlation implies causation

Learn to stats faggot

>>39775794
>implying that conclusion isn't overwhelmingly plausible in this context
>implying there is even one alternative theory worth a damn

Are you REALLY going to go into denial of the obvious? Is that the best you can do?

>>39775794
>implying correlation does not indicate correlation and that if you wish to avoid divorce it is best to do with a virgin because statistically you will have the most success.

>>39772622
>I can if you let me

Beta AF OP

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>>39774174

>>39775794
Jesus Christ nice mental gymnastics. Haha unbridled desire and poor life choices are not in anyway related happiness or quality of life. Lack of discipline and NON-SUPERFICIAL fulfillment in life are completely unnecessary and getting rammed in the ass from the age of 14 is entirely ok.

Jesus the western world is fucked.

>>39775297
Recently I fucked a sexual health nurse bareback.

I had it lined up to penetrate and she goes
"Wait dont you have a condom?"
"Urrr no..sorry"
"......................ah fuck it put it in"

>>39772509
When I make tinder accounts, which I do roughly twice a year and they last for about a week, I just use them to bother people. I've yet to come across the girl on there who genuinely seems interesting. I just find something dumb in their bio or in one of their pictures and subtlety poke fun at it. I've always posted trashy bathroom mirror shirtless pics and wrote a funny bio to get the likes, so I can in turn, troll those people. I have virtually no interest in meeting someone from an app.

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>>39775384
Probably.
Also, I am on 4chan, so some aspects of my brain are quite 12yo anyways…
I was thinking I was probably being catfished but just went along with it, seeing where it took me (no intend to meet anyways), because being 12 years old is fun, but I actually got some timestamped nudes out of her on kik, so some women really do want chads dick. Pick related. Same game…

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This is a white male model in clothes, not that spic Arab sand nigger beta you used

>>39772553
Is she pregnant, or just fat as fuck? In order for your experiment to be valid, you're only supposed to yes swipe attractive girls. If you yes swiped everyone, they of course some ugly broad would jump on the chance to snag a ripped dude.

>>39772509
Well, I mean - the picture is obviously sexy in nature. He's good looking, and shirtless. He has a lot of sex appeal. Of-course it makes your pairings thirsty as fuck. I'd wager if a really fit girl in a bra with nice tits vs a bookish good looking girl dressed modestly you'd get a lot more thirst with the big tits girl. lol - actually, girls on dating apps probably get a lot more shit then guys even they are dressed in turtle necks.

>>39775856
That sexual health nurse's name?

Albert Einstein.

>>39775938
Albert intestine was a fish you literal mong

>lifting for sluts
So this is basically /r9k/ with a few routine threads here and there right?

>>39775965
on an average day yeah, manlet threads 24/7

fph gens

lifting routines

faggots acting straight

all the good stuff.

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more 12yo roleplaying
I was really surprised with what kind of shit I got away with, when I was Chad…

>>39773074
I've been there before famalam, learned a bit about conversation.

>>39772682
You actually sound like you're trying you fucking pleb, the only line you need is "rough sex and pizza?" If it doesn't work they're done.

I pull more pussy with less conversation, two days ago I got my dick sucked by a hot blonde I just met in the bathroom of a club.

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I have over 200 matches on tinder. I usually have the women cum straight over to my place to hook up. I don't have time to date. Only dtf women.

>>39772570
Shit choice, he's ha handsome fuck

>>39774192
"U mad bro?"

>>39776004
Yep, really can help a bit with learning how to talk.

>>39772831
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>39773028
Now will people learn that squatting doesn't give you an ass. Squatting works your legs way more than it works your glutes.

>>39776081

hip thrusts give you bum muscles

>>39774017
Where are your legs?

>>39775987
i always knew that US girls are easier than EU.

Not because they are all whores or whatever. US people are just so much more laid back and relaxed, and funny to be around with.

I guess thats just natural when you have bootyful sunshine 365/year

>>39776081
>doesn't use his butt to squat

I'm LMAOing @ ur life

>>39772682
>merlot
Not knowing anything about wine, so you choose something that sounds fancy, not knowing that it's a synonym for "cheap wine".

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>>39772909

>>39776112
>I guess thats just natural when you have bootyful sunshine 365/year
that happens in maybe one state, MI is a glorious ice land until the 110° summer when you sweat even before you get to the gym.

>>39776135
*tip*
and you not knowing anything about social life still doesn't get the point of it

>>39774192
>>39774210
>>39774216
HHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

>>39774648
Because it wouldn't have fit his agenda.

>>39772530
But today is shoulder day

>>39774210
Can anyone find her post on Plebbit?

>>39772577
That's a good looking guy, but he looks like he should be in highschool, while >>39772570
looks like an adult.

>>39776180
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/5iq74c/hopped_on_tinder_for_some_entertainment_purposes?sort=new

Check this shit out. Her acc is kill

>>39775813
What would be the alpha version, teach me brah

>>39776200
u wan sam fuk bb

>>39775938
Now we looked at the data...!

>>39774594
How do you dead lift tinder? Does it give peoficient gains?

>>39772602
I also read that a pic with a girl is good.

>>39774546
when I dip, you dip, we dip

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>>39774216
>he's the cook
keks on keks on keks

>>39774284
bro you should talk to someone about your body dysmorphia and self esteem issues. any chick on there would be lucky to get with you.

>>39776211
I was actually able to start a conversation with "ey bby u won sum fuk?"

>>39776254
no shit.

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Never used Tinder but I did use POF.

Girls fucking lie on their profiles all the time:

>talking to a girl, she's really girl-next-door pretty
>finally go on a date with her
>she has this big belly
>"oh yeah anon, I'm pregnant with twins but don't worry, the babydaddy isn't in the picture"
>angrily ate my steak and got an Uber to drop her off

>>39772509
Today /fit/ learned something obvious about the female sex. Historians will study this day for centuries

>>39776261
Whoa an Asian!?

This will trigger all the white boys kek

>>39776273
what do you mean by this?

>>39772577
You fucked up so bad its not even funny

This thread is gold jerry. God bless all you autistic virgins

>NO PICS OF YOU SHIRTLESS!!!!
what did females mean by this?

>>39772577
>hungry skeleton spic with a taco mustache

Fucking sad. An "experiment" to talk to girls because youre desperate to know how chads live. Put down the phone and hit the gym

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Do it with this Chad looking guy and not that skinny Mexican kid:

>>39773028
Fcj called, they want their assposts back

>>39772530
>MFW mating press
Make me.

>>39772739
You know this app is entertainment right?

>>39772570
>>39772577
Come on the ripped guy is better looking body and face wise. The other dude is certainly not ugly but compared to the ripped asian he loses in face and the body departement. You have to take a model tier clothed dude and a not very attractive buff dude to make the experiment valid.

>>39772987
Im just imagining a fat neckbeard glance at a hot girl minding her business in class then rushing to his lab. A montage of science experiments beakers bunsen burners ect. Then he runs back to see the girl still just writing in her notebook. Frustrated he throws his charts to the ground and cries up to god "WHY CANT I UNDERSTAND THEM"

>>39773148
Youre a sad fat little man and i feel bad for you

>>39774017
good 4 u m8
I think you made the censor box a little big there though unless you're slinging a foot long cock

>>39774199
feelin fit buddy?

>>39776404
I'm lucky

>>39776327
I think you have actual autism my dude

>>39772509
>Facelet trying to compensate
It's full of hoes who want D enat did you expect Chong?

>>39774199
I'm still weaing my whiteout lifting belt.

>>39772577
>White

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You used a god tier asian body builder vs a DYEL as fuck op faggot and you wonder why girls are splooshing over the half-naked demi-god? Bill Nye himself if going to show up at your house this Christmas and throw acid in your face for such an attrocity of science.

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>>39772509
Tinder is primarily a meet-n-fuck app these days. Not surprising girls wanted the asian guy more. He looks masculine, good physique, confident. The clothed guy isn't bad looking, he's attractive in a cute way, so he'll still pull girls fine but girls aren't into the pretty boy look will left swipe him. Girls looking for a no strings attached hookup (which I assume most are) would obviously go for the dude with the body and face of a porn star.
As far as clothed/unclothed goes, I matched around 700 girls with this as my picture in the span of January-July last year. Dunno what it would be now, haven't used it since.

>>39774536
Stop being a beta bitch, putting your hands on her hips/ass is the first thing I do when I approach. The worst thing that can happen is that she's out on a "girls night out" and is kinda unresponsive/pushes you away. For me it's been 95% success rate with this tactic.

>>39776545
kek

>>39776707
Good discussion, thanks for the post

>>39773181
kek nice bait

In other news, fire is hot.

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til women want asians. I swear I never see it, just asian/asian couple

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>>39772577
>good looking white guy (model face)

>>39774216
>>39774210
>>39774192
She wants the D

>>39776648
Don't do that, it's fucking creepy to start touching a girl's hips/ass if she doesn't give you any signal at all

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>>39772947

>>39775766
All those spelling errors.

Credibility = 0

>>39776112
>I guess thats just natural when you have bootyful sunshine 365/year
Lol, I'm really stoked it warmed up to -1°C here.

>>39776961
He probably visited Miami, Orlando or LA on his only US vacation and thinks the whole country is like that.

>>39776261
You paid? Cuck.

>>39776749

You look like someone who would reply with a cynical butthurt statement like that.

kek

>>39772831
who is this?

>>39773196
>3-4x fewer sexual partners

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>>39777068
>butthurt
14 year old gaiafag detected
The fact that you think my statement was kekworthy means that you're either too ugly to meet most women's low standards or you're too beta to interact with them.

>>39777114
Sure bro, your deduction is flawless.
btw your attitude is repulsive. Check yourself

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>>39777316
I'm not going to take personality advice from 4chinglers m'nigga

>>39772509
>not realizing a majority of reponses were likely bots
>assuming people on tinder are a good representation of any population other than desperate whores (male and female)
>not realizing the only info your post truly tells us is that youre pathetic, desperate, insecure, and have way too much extra time on your hands

How stupid can you be ffs. Those insecurities that blinding?

>>39777378
>m'nigga
lel

gonna use this friendo

>>39772577
fuck boy - the picture

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>>39772577
dirty mexican with taco crumbs in his moustache vs ripped asian... HMM RESULTS SEEM TO BE CONCLUSIVE

>>39775686
You're the stupid one, he made two profiles

>>39776005
>"rough sex and pizza?"

I'm ashamed to admit that this line would work on me.

>>39777528
HEY IM A GRIL IM A GIRL IMA GIRL LOOK!!
no one cares... back to the barn piggy

>>39777556
>implying it's a girl

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>>39774216
>tfw Gary will get more matches than you

>>39777584
it is retard, also stop samefagging urself u autistic whore

>>39777400
>>assuming people on tinder are a good representation of any population other than desperate whores (male and female)
I got me the perfect gf from tinder…

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Guys, give me an opener
Just made tinder yesterday, this is only my 2nd match

>>39772570
>>39772577
lmao the asian has better facial aesthetics than that dude too

also, the second dude isn't even white, that's sandnigger-ish tier

does anyone else use tinder here just to communicate with other people?

i have a great face and get tons of matches but i'm too autistic and socially inept to actually progress beyond that so i just talk to them

>>39772509
>One chicken straight up offered to give a BJ.

Sharp beaks and BJ'S aren't a great combo...

>>39778253
are you an archaeologist?

>>39778253
>Ad-Myra-ing your cuteness

>>39778253
You into butt stuff?

After she says yes or no you just replay

What kind of pizza do you want before we fuck?

Done. Post results

>>39778253
"I was thinking about breaking the ice, but I'd rather break your hymen instead"

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>>39778253
>"A-Are you feeling lucky?"

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>tfw get matches but no replies

>>39778528
Hey man i can help you out a bit:
You know girls like swaggy fuccbois, so what you gotta do is change your gentlemen haircut to a fuccboi haircut. Anything that suits you, may it be undercut.

Take a pic without your lower body. While you look good, its kinda creepy. So take an upper body pic.

How do I take pictures of myself without feeling like a complete faggot?

>>39778551

Nah, over here, girls are into tattoos and beards and sjw bullshit.

I'm not changing anything else for these bitches. Thinking about growing an 80s mustache tho.

>>39778562
well i put tattoos into the fuccboi department.

Anyways i dont know where you live but i mean, if you dont get any replies, you could try the fuccboi approach.

>>39778553
My entire life i have never taken pictures of me or selfies or anything, because it was just fucking cringe and awkward and "lmao im a faggot" for me.

But now that im fkn jacked, i feel comfortable doing it. Just how i feel comfortable flexing in the gym mirror.

So the question is here, if you are fit and somewhat good looking, you shouldnt feel faggy.

>>39778562

Uk?

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>>39778594

I'm 28, too old for this fuccboi fad, I have this pic too.

>>39778603

Vancouver Canada; sjw faggot central

>>39778627
oh i see. Yeah i wouldnt go fuccboi made either if i was 28.

Use that clothed pic you posted, you look much more handsome in that one

>>39778601
Still skinnyfat, so give me a couple more years till I'm /fit/.

>>39778669

I'll try that, thanks m8

>>39778253
>f-feelin fit b-buddy?

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>>39772530
add me to the screen cap

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JUST

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>>39772509

>>39775659

might be somewhere other than US. in bongland age is 16 to fugg

>>39778903
>shitimbald

you should hit her up. all the bald girls i have slept with were into weird shit.

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>>39772577
>white

>>39778253
Rolling for archaeologist line

>>39778627
Don't close the bottom button.

>>39774216
absolute alpha

>>39778253
Hi there, thanks a lot for the right swipe and hope you're doing well. You have a nice profile but it was a little slim so I figure I'd ask what you like to do for fun? So any travel plans for the holiday weekend? Drop me a line sometime and we'll chat, talk to you soon.

>>39778918
> Oh you scape too?

No you fucking retard. Her pussy shriveled up reading that

>>39774216
Based Gary

>>39777666
SATAN CONFIRMS

>>39778253
Do you like fitness? How about fitness dick in your mouth

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>>39774216
add me to the screen cap

>>39778627
fuckin schmuck your mirror is dirty and you should never use a selfie

>>39772509
Well, I had pictures just with my face and got my current gf through Tinder.

>>39772909
It's called blood Penis, they are tiny if they are not hard. I have the same kind too, I always try to let him get hard if I kiss the Woman so she must not see the tiny hanging mess in my pants.