>hey anon, do you play rugby?

>>39771913
Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in college turning it down for 70k finance job, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)

Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

>>39771943

Carlton Leach pls go

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>>39771943

>>39771913
Played college ball you know

>>39772897
could of gone pro if i hadn't joined the navy

>>39771913
I played in high school for a year. I had six years of hockey and six years of football behind me, and I was absolutely terrible at both of those sports the entire time. I decided to give rugby a shot because my friends pressured me into it, so I got my cardio in order and made the team. I was a prop and had no fucking idea what to do and couldn't follow the game, so the coach told me to hit whoever had the ball as hard as I could, and if I ever picked up the ball, toss it to someone who can run faster than me.

For the first time in my life, despite having no fucking idea what I was doing, I was actually good at a sport. I blindly smashed my way into rucks and laid out massive hits, all while having my friends run up and tell me where to go. Oh, I have to grab this guy and give him a wedgie so he can jump and grab the ball? Cool. Oh, I have to put my arm around this guy and grab this other guy so the hooker can kick the ball out? Sure thing!

My favorite memory of that one year was limping off the field slightly concussed, going up to the coach frustrated and yelling I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT IM DOING. And having him yell back, GREAT! KEEP DOING IT! Fun times.

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I an in the chiefs junior squad

>>39772930
>could of

Retard

>6'1"
FUCKING MANLET

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>>39774402
> I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT IM DOING. And having him yell back, GREAT! KEEP DOING IT!
Kek, life in a nutshell

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>>39771913
>be grad student
>some cute undergrad boys asked me to play varsity rugby several times in the gym
>had to decline since their practice times conflicted with my office hours
>mfw hearing them in the sauna about their mangrabbing experiences
This semester was a disaster.

>>39771913
What does it mean if someone asks you this? Does it mean you are becoming a big guy?

>>39774428
fuckin ay a kiwi no less.
>tfw no one in this thread appreciates your post

>>39771913
I played rugby for five years. Quit due to the fact that the scene here in Sweden is far from serious and minimal. It was fun though.

I played club until 19. I miss the tours and mauls. Ripping the ball from some massive cunts hands was the best. They never expected me to scoop and shake it from their grip.

I do not miss the untreated concussions though. I came off so many times dizzy with a banging headache and was always told to brush it off.