Who the fuck is this guy and why do i keep seeing him here?

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>>39769372
He's a celebrity bodybuilder, entrepreneur and slap boxer.

>>39769372
he a utoob millnare celery, 1 mellon subs BABY! HAH

>>39769372
You know, if he dropped 5%BF - he would have an actually pretty decent physique by normie standards.

He is the Sith Lord

>>39769460
Too bad he gave up lifting completely, it hinderburging

>>39769460
wtf man he is carb depleted now just wait

>>39769372
That's the guy who played Anakin Skywalker.

>>39769481
yea i herad he gonna bulk up to 200 and eat more candi and then he's gonna be a powerlifter.

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>>39769460
Yep.. but now he went the other way

>>39769514
Jesus, is this recent? And is his head going all fucking vegangainz on him or is that distortion?

>>39769514
> what your average fit/izen looks like

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>>39769404
>slap boxer

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>>39769569
It's as recent as can be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZLPib2-U0E

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>>39769404
>slap boxer

>>39769600
>It's as recent as can be

>He isn't monitoring the secret IP cams in Lord Vaders bathroom.
ISHYGDDT

>>39769372
youtoob celery janoy cresva, it pants wettening

It's not cool to ridicule fun-loving retarded people.

You should all be ashamed.

>>39769703
the Iron Extortionist is not retarded, he is adhd, ocd and dyslecix.

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It shittening

>>39769372
Hes from the same area as me. Has been working at my local publix for 10+ years

>>39769372
He's a fitness guru, who is filled with knowledge.

Exhibit A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLtvVPbl3do

>>39769801
Exhibit B

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABZTEkPu6s8

>>39769801
He's also good with the ladies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6ZBRsnXzH0

>>39769828

>when that guy walks in

Top kek

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>>39769460
he did it once

>>39769801
that last 1 second of the video though lmao

IT GOOFENING

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o6SSr4Rdrjw

>>39769801
I actually think I'm starting to understand what he is saying (scary): he seems to think that if your FFMI is high due to upper or lower body, that it is hard to build the other one because you already have plenty of mass. Like if your bench is 405 and your squat is 225 - progressing on your squat will be as hard as progressing on your bench.

>>39769892
Yeah, only goes to prove that he can do something right as long as there is creepy bald manlet around at all times to hound him.

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>>39769404
>slap boxer

>>39769600
who are these people

>>39769905
That's fucking retarded, you autist.

he's the sickening pissening spaniard

>>39770041
> he seems to think
>he
>seems to think
Go clean your room, you illiterate idiot.

>>39770020
The sith-lord and his wranglers.

>>39770058
That's not what he said, retard.
>You the upper body, you have a problem building the lower body. You have the lower body and you don't have the upper body it's easier to build.

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>>39769404
>slap boxer

>>39769372
Goal Body and Mind

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>>39770066
I don't follow the pisslord. Why are some asian manlet and a qt spending time with a literal retard?

>>39770080

God of symmetry

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>>39770114
>God of symmetry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C46_hsp3CZw

Jason Genova fact: Jason is afraid of heights. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0WTCQYLZ8E

>>39770121

Perfection

>>39770071
He said a lot of things. What I heard at one point:
>You got a problem building your upper body and have no legs - you'll have a problem building your legs.
But fine, I'll trust in your superior ability to understand retardese, you're a native speaker after all.

>>39770121
WTF is he doing to get this kind of perfection? Using the same mixed grip on all exercises? Fapping with his dick in a bunch of plates?

>>39769404
>bodybuilder

>>39769828
L M
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>>39769849
>ay bb wanna see my light saber? ;)
>pulls out actual lightsaber

>>39770080
i got the same symmetry problem as lord vader, any one knows the cause of it? i was in my longboard, ifell off and landed on my right deltoid. since that day i have noticed is got the same problem...

>>39769801
spoiler: this is actually a metaphysical discussion of the most arcane secrets known to few

Guys always remember if you have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem.

Hope that helps you newbies out there.

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KEK Jason was livestreaming on Instagram

He showed off his suit and baseball bat then said "goodbye, guys, see you" and ended the stream just as I am posting this

Jason also posted a screenshot of a video where he's in his underwear.. chatting with an underage girl. Filled with comments of "im sending this to the police" lol

>>39770720
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOUT7WTDr-E/

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He is fucking janoy cresva

>>39769372
yootoob celery melonaire Janoy Janobli Cresva aka the Pisslord aka the mangetter aka the man of thousand faces, litelly peeled to the bone and not autism bro

>>39770720
>>39770729
That's not him chatting but a screen of some piss trooper using old footage of him for a youtube prank. And since when is doing bad bodybuilder poses for a 17 year old a crime?

>>39770729
even if it were real
>posing in underwear for 17 year old girl
>accused of being a pedo
is america truly this cucked?

thats my daddy

http://www.jasongenovaclothing.com/products/enjoythement

I want one lads

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>>39770849
You're gonna get Jewnova'd out of your shekels

Also
>certified Jason Genova material

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jay masters needs to stop drinking

>>39770953
Jesus he looks a lot better topless than I thought he would. I thought he'd have a huge beer belly.

>>39771011
im not sure how many years ago this was taken, but he has more on his instagram from back then

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Jason looks worse than ever

Pic related is from this vid released yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7JrZNBRgok&feature=youtu.be&t=9m50s

>>39771480
W I N T E R B U L K A N

>>39771596
littally

>>39770312
yes, he even rows mixed grip.

>>39771844
Why? I mean if he's that much of a retard why don't some of his "friends" tell him to at least alternate grips every set?

>>39769600
No wonder he's blimping up. He keeps drinking sugary cat piss.

>>39770121
its not the same without will https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTQcNMP_qmY&t=1s

>>39770080
its transexual nate nigga. lenny wanted him bad so he stopped training with them

>>39772018
You're just a hater you fruit loop faggot the sith lord will order 66 your ass kpeacebye

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>>39769460
>slap boxer

>>39770121
i could have sworn the pic was shooped, jesus christ

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>>39770633
He livestreamed this too

>>39769514
it starting strength

>>39772168
looking jacket

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>>39769569
>is his head going all fucking vegangainz on him

>>39769372
That's Janoy Cresva. Infamous real fake natty youtube personality and fitness expert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47ClcUcGB7U

10:38

>>39772168
What do you think: Does he actually get that all those people are trolling him or does he take them seriously? Does he really think people are serious when they call his love-handles obliques?

https://eroshare.com/q0sw2xpc

>>39773153
The last time I clicked on a link with no context on this site I probably got on a terror watchlist, no thanks mate.

>>39769600
>take a dip of this
>hands him a monster zero
Is she /ourgirl/

>>39773198
no, she got her memes confused.

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>>39773222
>tfw you get your fifth set of trips of the day and realize how much time you're wasting on /fit/.

>>39773248
ew.

>>39773275
/pol/ get the fuck out.

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>>39773312
no,u.

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>>39773312
u mad brah ?

>>39773320
>FB_IMG
>Zero content posts.
>Trying to derail a thread out of the blue.
Yeah, you're a pol cuck alright. Cute Tomato it's you, you bimbo lipped twink, isn't it?

>>39773320
>>39773352
this isn't /b/ you underaged fuck. also you're early, january 1st is the day you start asking how to get rid of your bitch tits so the other kids will stop titty-raping you in the showers.

>>39773410
it's Christmas break retard.and I don't have bitch tits,I don't want to get huge,I just want to tone up.

>>39773425
Fuck you, for a second I thought that the flood-gates have opened a week early.

>I don't have bitch tits
kek, chestlets.

>>39769372
Youtube bodybuilder
http://genovapedia.org/quotes.html

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>>39770071
>>39770287
Literally the quote is this:

"Like I said ... you have the lower body, and you have no upper body, you got a problem, you got a problem building ... wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you have the upper body you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have an upper ... you have the you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it's easier to build. So if you have the lower body, and you don't have the upper body, it's easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem, building the lower body ... NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! You HAVE, the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up-- the legs on the bottom, it's it's easier to build the top. Yeah."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2DmBFd5Vuc

It pretty big for a bodybuilder...it got hair on it.. well he was right about one of those things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6ZBRsnXzH0

>>39769372
>not knowing janoy giovani

>>39772589
God I want to creampie tameka while she spews broscience at me

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>>39769828
>QUADROCEP

my fucking sides

>>39773099
He is the Don Quixote of bodybuilding, he probably recognizes it as sarcasm on some deep level but his consciousness automatically presents it as sincerity. He lives in a world of lies he sees as absolute truth.

>>39773792
>being aroused by a misfit.
>it not being Big Lenny.
ishygtydidtiy

>>39769514
why does he prance around like a faggot in there? is he gay?

>>39773179
It's a porn site you dipshit.

>>39769600
dude is such an autismo, they should stop feeding him those sugary drinks

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>>39769372
LISTEN UP, YOU DENSE SLUT, BECAUSE YOUR WORLD IS ABOUT TO GET FUCKED.
>ABSOLUTELY PISSENING
>ORDER SISSYSISSENING
>THE ENVY OF MANY
>BEST BUD OF BIG LENNY
>THE PIANOMAN IS MEAN
>HE'S A REAL HUMAN BEAN
>STING LIKE A BUTTERFLY
>STING LIKE A BEE
>HE IS NOT AN AUTISM
>HE DAT SICKENING JASON G

his calves are absolutely top tier

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>>39770121

>>39769404
>Melonaire

>>39772168
>>39772224
>>39774241
https://eroshare.com/q0sw2xpc
Here's the live stream lads kek

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>>39770121

>>39775117
JUST

That hank hill ass

>>39775117
Janoy confirmed for shapeshifter.

>>39775117
Looks like Panini should hit his head on the right a couple time to even things out back out.

>>39769716
Right mom?

>>39777774
Get for lord genova!

>>39777806
Fuck, off by 29. I have disappointed the Spaniard.

>>39769828
>trapozoids

How do I work those?

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>>39770121
>those comments below

>>39775117
>BARN DOOR BACK DOOR DORIAN FRICKIN YATES

>>39771480

He'll be back in the shape for the ruby bby!