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Guys my mom and dad are both bodybuilders and I was never taught that Santa was real. Instead we celebrated gainsmas in which lord rippletoe would bless us with immediate gains overnight if we left out a gallon of whole milk and said our prayers.
This year I am asking lord rippletoe to give me gains in height since I am only 5'11" and I want to get out of manlet height range.
What will you ask Lord Rippletoe for this years gainsmas?
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My parents owe me $8000 so I'm not sure I should even ask for anything.
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>>39762858
I have a job so I have everything I want just by buying it. Might ask for 11lbs of whey protein or something but that just makes it feel like their doing my grocery shopping.
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Got my mom to order me some more fish oil.
That's about it.
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Dear Lord Ripptoe,
This Gainsmas I would like arms. I have been a good boy and I have worked hard at the gym all year. I've taken my two scoops every day! I've had a lot of gains on my sticks and they kinda look like arms, but nobody has asked me if they're real or not yet.
Please Lord Rippertots, send me arms!
Your friend,
Anon
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>>39762958
Actually kekked. Gg
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Girlfriend for zinc replacement therapy
I'm overloading zinc currently in anticipation
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>>39763217
You know zinc is one of the easiest supplements to overdose on, right? IIrc it has a tendency to build up which is why it's easy to take too much.
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>>39762858
Dear Saint Mutant,
This Gainsmas I would like TO GET BIG CMON
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