Using petrol to bulk

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>>39757736
(you)

>>39757736
Anti freeze has even more calories. However, calories are a thermodynamic unit. These things don't actually have any nutritional value.

>>39757736
You'd still have to install a catalytic converter on your ass, to meet the emission standards.

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>>39757736
how to achieve this mode?

>>39757736
In all seriousness if we were able to give humans a different way to get non-bio energy it'd be pretty useful

>>39757736

Lel maximum kek.

I was dyin on a bus after I saw abbo and petrol text lmfao

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>2016
>not being Rama Rama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

That shit is processed, drink crude oil.

>>39757736
>Could petrol be the DNP of bulking?

Yes, in the sense that it will kill you.

>>39757736
1 calorie is the amount of energy needed to heat up one cubic millimeter of water 1 degree

so, by your logic, to get the fastest bulk possible, you should just set yourself on fire

>>39759886
>so, by your logic, to get the fastest bulk possible, you should just set yourself on fire
No because that would just burn calories.

>>39760366

kek

>>39760549
he's not joking faggot

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>Not increasing your petrol dose every day
Do you want to get big or not?

>>39759886
>2016
>eating food
>not bulking by sitting in a sauna all day for dem thermal gains

>>39757736
TNT has 4.184×103 J or 4.184 kilojoules per gram.

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>>39757736
>>39759886
>>39760366
Someone please screencap this shit

>>39760920
Subhuman-bulk tier.
>Not just ingesting neutron star material for ultimate gains.

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>>39757736
>2016
>not consuming uranium to bulk

>>39760920
And there are actual people taking their daily dose of nitroglycerin.

>>39761085
It's not that funny Mr Redditor

>>39761211
I thought it was Mr. Buzzkill

what if i just eat osmium instead? 1kg has like 10kg worth of kcal's

Didn't know there was internet on the reserves.

You guys think too small.

Train your body to make fusion reactions. Imagine the amount of energy you can generate by fusing 1kg of matter.

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>>39760366
>tfw you realize the best way to cut is to set yourself on fire

Those self immolating monks were on to something.

>>39759602
which vid is this screenshot from?