What's your Gym nickname? >C Breazy

Hanging Chad

>>39752488
Ops one rep max

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>>39752488
Rumble Ralph. It's a mixture of my affinity for Ramba Ral and wanting to have a cool wrestler sounding name.

>>39752488
I dont have a gym nick name, but they call me jitter bug at work

Big pumper

steroids mcgee

>>39752510
Because the whole Gym pumps their Juice in your boipucci?

yung snatch cleaner gitmo have at me barbell cock swingswanger

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>>39752510
I C U

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>>39752550
>tfw you watch way too much interracial porn

>>39752488
4leafz, it's reference to the clover cause I'ma lucky guy

New guy
>I've been coming here for years goddamit

Steven.

Dicksuck

Captain Pussy Fucker

>>39752610
>>39752621
>>39752532
>>39752488
Kek

Manlet 5000

>>39752488
AY YO

HOL UP

Faggot.

Jaybird

Broke Back Mountain, on account of my deadlift form.

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>>39752488
>roids
>dont even roid

>>39752488
WE

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>>39752488
Denim Dick

>>39752741
>first day of new gym
>errybody mirin
>they watching me deadlift 5plate then go onto bench 3plate or reps
>cardiobunny comes up to me
>she wants the d
>gonna just tell her to suck my dick and see what happens
>'wow, you're really strong! My name is Jennie, what's yours?"
>name is actually Rick Tuckerman
>want to say suck my dick
>tell her my name is Suck Dickman
>she gives me a weird look and walks away
>nobody in the gym ever talks to me and now it's too late to start friendships
>suck dickman.

they call me monkey dick

>>39752732
X2 I see you breh

Mccauley Bulkin because I'm always home alone

>Ironman

It started as a mocking phrase when I was a 130lbs leek who started lifting but became a social nickname as I gained 70lbs

Been coming to my gym for a while now, got quite a reputation, even the manager calls me by name now.
It's 'Loser' btw.

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>>39752922
>home alone
not for long when this big guy gets in and kicks your little punk ass

I'm 6'5 and everyone calls me big guy or big man since hs basketball days.

'Fat guy who wears the same hoodie'

"slam bam master of man jam blastets"

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All my buds call me the Locker room Licker
The regulars know not to ever turn their back on me in the showers

G Spot

Curly

Kakarot

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>>39752488
Hyena.

Homeless dude that slept in the parking lot for three months.

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>>39752488

Permabulk McNuggets

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Shrimp Dick

>>39752488
Booty daddy

>>39752488
WE

>>39753983
WUZ

Basketball shorts

Fuq Yu Meen

Trap God.

Given to me by a 70 year old white man.

>>39753983
>>39753996

I'm waiting

>>39752488
Squat Guy

because i'm too autistic to talk to anyone and thats all I do

>>39752488
Snappy mcdeadlifts

>>39752488
What does that gesture mean?

>>39753996
>>39754069
KANGS

>>39754104
It indicates that you are a proud nigger

Big P

>>39752781
Thanks for the kek anon

Autistic dumbell organiser

"Bro those dont go there"

Thor

That faggit in the squat rack

Tommy "the Keebler-Kid" Johnson

Got caught eating cookies one day there, man...

>>39752721
*smacks lips*

>>39752488
I started handing out lots of mints so people would start to call me 'Mike o'mint'. It also works cause I am irish

>>39752488
My trainer calls me pretty boy; everyone else calls me Tinks because my last name is Tinker.

I don't mind it t'b'h Pham

B-booty Stank.

Don't ask.

>>39755083
Are you a twink

>>39753014
for you

HIP THRAST

>>39755091
Ottermode 27 year old boxer with a Jason Statham haircut because I'm balding :(

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>>39752977
Big guy?

>>39755108
for you

Curls

I have thick curly hair that poofs

>>39755083
>Tinks

CUTE *___*

>>39755140
It's usually

"Eh up Tinks" *Fist bump*

or "Come on Tinks keep working" etc

Big dl

>>39752488
S. Kelly The Deadlift Fairy

jon boy or big jon
used to be little jon, feels good to be big jon

>>39752488
Crunch Plateman is what my boiz call me.

>>39752498
ha got eem

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Shower shorts guy

>>39755500
nice

>>39752488
WE WAS KANGS

>>39752922
Kek'd

>>39755154
That's cute af, I don't care what you say.

>>39752488
The autist

>>39755056
FINNA YO *sips 40*

>>39752761
WUZ

>>39755616
KANGZ

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Directly translated from my native language

> king hardgainer

Triple B
Big Biceps Boi

>>39755658
>native language
lemme guess
it's either
الملك الرابح الصعب
or
מלך האַרדגאַינער

>>39755819
what the fuck

No its the ÆOÅ country

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>>39755830
ÆOOOOÅ lmao

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>>39755830
>>39755833

Really strange that 4chan won't accept our speciall O, but Æ and Å is fine...

>>39755830
oh
it's not you in the pic

>>39755840
How can you be on /fit/ and not know who Dom Mazzetti is?

>>39752488

The Squat Guy

I go to a commercial gym to do heavy squats because I live in an apartment and the landlord won't let me install a power rack. Apparently I'm the only person there that does heavy squats.

Roo-balls

Lmfao get off of 4chan Caitlyn Breeze you protein peddling whore

>>39755860
Because he just started browsing /fit/ in the last couple weeks to convince himself he's not just one of those people who only want to start getting in shape at the beginning of the new year.

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>>39755913
Is this you?

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>>39755083
>Tinker
?

Alberto Barbosa

The Olympic Bar Squatting Beta Faggot

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>>39755967
did not expect to see this fucker on here
tip top post m8

Hugh G. Rection

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>>39752488
>ultra bee.

>>39754294
underrated

That tall weird guy with shit legs

>>39752488
>the squatman
this would be the best translation i guess, its what one PT began calling me when i was doing reg parks 5x5 and squatting every session

>>39754235
N

>>39752488
PIGPEN

dunno why

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>rusty thighs ron

>>39753014
Part of your plan?

>>39756235
SHIET

>>39752488
>The King
I often take all the plates and dumbbells and form them into a nice fortress in the stretching room after hours.

>>39756443
The Iron Throne

A. na'lingus

They call me "Two-can Sam" because my dick is.the size of two coke cans

>>39756470
UPVOTE LOL BRO XXXXDD

>>39752488
WE WUZ

Lucky Guy

>>39752922
Anyone have a screen cap of that old pasta?

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>>39752488
>niggers STILL think egyptians were black

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Ducky

Because i had a rubber ducky keychain thingy. It broke off some time ago though.

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>>39756722
I understood that reference

>>39752488
I'm "We Wuz of the Kangz n Shieet Kingdom".

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>>39756800
>niggers
>thinking

>>39752488
>eric

>The names Chalk. Chalk Pile.

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Donald Pump

french fries
i started really skinny and i used to have blond dreadlocks

>>39757545
>9gag

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>>39757710
Never been there, but the concept of of synchronicity suggests that similar adaptations, ideas, or jokes will naturally evolve in similar circumstances.

Kind of surprised that someone else has done this one.

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>>39752488
Not me but my buddy is a bald manlet who looks like hitman so we call him agent 5'7

S preet

>>39752922
Now there's one I haven't seen in a while.

>>39757757

I mean sprite pat

Redman on account of how red I get doing squats and deads.
I also go by "hey man how many more sets do you have".

>>39757723
Fag

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The One Plate Man

They call me the silver bullet.

They call me all kinds of things.

They call me argon.

They call me darkchild.

They call me nightmasta.

They call me peabody.

They call me peanut arbuckle.

They call me doorway.

They call me pink dress.

They call me sweezy.

They call me go-go nuts.

They call me pineapple man.

>>39752488
alone

>>39754104

IT MEANS WE WUZ KANGS!

>>3975814 made me smile

Baby boy

I get called "Pajeet" a lot for some reason

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>>39752488

Probably "that weird quiet guy that's sorta strong but can't really into hypertrophy"

>>39752488
jupiter

but it's ironic

Smelly

>>39755946
Nice projecting.

Maybe he isn't interested in shitskins.

>>39758157
I AM THE WALRUS

General Manager Paul aka Daddy

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>>39753223

>>39752488
「STAND NAME: KANGZ」

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They call me gorilla dick nigga because I make dyke pussy wet

Youcandoit

Home gym master race

>>39752510
I read this as Pig Bumper

>>39758923
You got ten seconds to show me that hole

>>39752488
wolf shitzer

...I wear wolf shirts and I have beard: wolf blitzer, wolf shirts... fuck I am not cool at all

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They call me Peter

COMPETER

Dbol Dyl

It's funny because I'm dyel as fuck.

>>39752488
I wonder how Egyptians feel about niggers appropriating their culture

>>39759195

Jesus christ who tattoos their armpits...

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>>39759648
>mutants

>>39752488

Wolfie

>>39758965
Watching the Tony Little instruction video that came with your abflex, are you?

>>39759195

Wealthy Ciabatta actually looks semi normal here

>>39759637
""Egytians"" nowadays are Arab shitskins

>>39752488
No Niggers

>>39752488
>Uicy

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>>39752721
>>39755056
>>39755605


sooo fucking white lmfao

>>39752488
High Caliber
Big Show
Earthquake
Galvanox, Lord of the Realm of Eternal Torment
Cannon

>>39758568
Better than being called Andromeda.
>>39752488
The Toucher. Weird, because I always say "no homo" before grabbing a man's ass.

Big Dick Bolshevik

>>39752592
kek, anyone got the screencap?

>>39757757
>>39757781
Was looking for this

>>39760072
>>39759637
This. The only ones close to Egyptians, use a certain dialect. Other than that, it's Arabs living there now. Don't ever take some nigger's belief they were KANGZ N SHIEEEET. Maybe in fucking Nubia, where the slaves came from. Sold by their own people.

>>39752488
Ben Dover

>>39758568
Big and full of gas?

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>>39752488
old mc fartypants

just because i sometimes fart during squats

>>39761106
Big and a failure, because he can't even burn deuterium.

What a loser.

>>39758919
RATING: EEEEE
ABILITIES: NONE

>>39761350
>Is activated when Stand User Grabs Dick or Smacks Lips

>>39752488
guy with shit form

>>39752494
This is so underrated

>>39752488
Yung Torso

>>39752488
Booty Eater

>>39754294
You tryna hit the boneyard for a ciggie later?