Why do you lift /fit/?

to mantain big balls and get more explosive for basketball

im 6'0 and can barely touch net

Jeff pls go

>>39741685
To stave of suicide for a few more years.

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How tallis the chick on the left
She is not even standing straight and is half a head taller than him

To stay healthy when I get old and also to increase my power level.

>>39741711
Joff's around 5'11" so she must be at least 6'5"
Being a womanmore is such a failo

hey that's reso in seattle. going this year too. and raves happen to also be the reason i lift

>>39741685
Dumb question. Everyone lifts for grills. Other reasons are just half true.

Sage

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>>39741707

me too bro...

>>39741704
And stay go

To stay in shape for ROTC and because I like when my gf comments on how big my abs and arms are.

Mainly to be physically prepared for the race war/happening

>>39741685
For health.
Self Improvement.
To get strong.

Literally no reason for other than it keeps my depression in check. Still want to kill myself daily though

>>39741834
>le race war/happening
when will you tards leave the basement and stop believing this meme?

>>39742088
When they stop being kissless neets.

>>39741707
Lel same here

>>39741685
I always wanted to be strong.
And im a firm believer in taking care of your body as it heavily affects your life and your brain.
And i dont want to die old and fragile like most people do.

>>39742088
Not a /pol/ack, but:
>Over the coming decades, governments decide that two years of military service after HS should be mandatory to rebuild mental strength
>Eventually, PC thinking comes back and decides that some religious or ethnic groups should not be kept around other military groups because transxenomisogynophobics cause them to literally shake
>They get their own mini-militaries that they're forced to join
>They get uppity
>Civil war

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you wouldn't understand

>>39743023
You realize Yurope is ficition right?

>>39741718
>jeff
>5'11
jeffrey please go

because I want an aesthetic figure to mire.

on a side note fuck women

>>39741711
How do you know he's not kneeling down?

>>39743042
You better be a native pure German, with no physical or mental conditions.

>>39741685
So I can compete with Chad, Tyrone, and Ahmed and finally get a white woman to like me.

>>39743096

don't lift for women brah

it's not worth it.

i lift but I still caught my (now ex) gf talking to some DYEL fuckboy behind my back.

don't fall for the relationship meme.

>>39743114
>breaking up with someone just because she talked to someone

really faggot?

>>39743114
Did he cuck you?

>>39743114
>he's so insecure that he gets triggered by his gf talking to some skellington
Pathetic.

Don't you guys get sick of this fucking topic. Every fucking day whyulift.

so i can be mired by cute boys on /fit/

>>39743124
>>39743125
>>39743129

m8s i don't mean she simply said hello to him, I'm talking like full on emotional, love bullshit. and she lied when I confronted her.

had only been with her for a few months though so not much damage.

>>39741685
Rave bitches. I lift for half naked rave bitches all Molly'd out. Goddamn I love rave bitches.

>>39741685
Why do I always see Jeff with ugly as fuck girls?

With his aesthetics, he could easily pull any 10/10. Why does he just hit up 7/10's?

>>39743157
My girlfriend of 1.5 years left me for a balding numale stoner manlet with a dead end job.

I literally don't understand women.

>>39743288
yeah, I'm not even 20 yet, I'm just glad I learned my lesson now.

just gonna pump and dump from now on, maybe when I'm nearing 30 I'll go for a relationship again.

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>>39741685
So I can fill the void and feed my delusion that lifting weights will help me socialize better and help me get a gf but we all know I'll just become /fit/ + /r9k/ which I already am

>>39743309
Better you learned now m8. It was for the best.

The pump and dump is a bit boring tbqh but I would definitely recommend waiting until you're older to find someone to actually be with. Girls below like 28 or so are generally fucked up.

>>39743023
Army officerfag here.
Mandatory service is a horrible horrible idea. 60% of the military is worthless anyway and that's the people who choose to be in it. Imagine if people were forced in.

>>39743251
been to a lot of raves and this is totally the norm. be buff, take off shirt, swim in barely legal mostly naked drugged out pussy.

>>39743374
I think the point is that once everyone has been through it, they get a taste of reality and raise their kids a bit better. so yes the first generation or two will suck, but you need to go through the shitty part before things get better. but I totally get where you're coming from, god would the first wave of NEETs suck.

>>39743479
Arymfag above. I don't think being in the military makes you a better person. Actually usually the opposite to some degree, specially if you get out as an E4/5 dumbass. Too many of these dudes think cause they were in the army they know ANYTHING about the real world. Sorry bro, cleaning shit out of barrels in Iraq doesn't give you better insight on foreign relations in the middle east.

The one good thing that make come out of it is veterans with no applicable skills will have less of a leg to stand on with a false sense of superiority.

>>39743463
100% worth all the time lifting. love rave sluts.

>>39741685
To gymcel my way into delusion.

Because I'm probably the most self centered, narcissistic motherfucker on the planet.

>>39743374
>60% of the military is worthless anyway
Surely that because it precisely isn't mandatory. So only the retards/homeless/jobless/uneducated retards (did I say retards twice?) join because they literally have no other options in life. If it were mandatory, you would actually get competent and intelligent individuals occupying positions in the military that they would otherwise never bother with because the military is shit compared to the jobs they can get in private/public sector.

>>39741685
So i don't look like i used to. I mean im still a pice of shit on the inside but at least im not fat anymore.

>>39743324
so waiting till good looking girls reach 28 and have ridden the cock carousel for a decade and a half and are washed up slags is what you suggest? I don't want a used up whore anon, is a nice white girl that's not a race traitor and has had less than ten partners too much to ask for in today's day and age?

>>39743504
hey man ex-navyfag here, fuck you. I get what you're saying tho since I know theres a ton of fuckwits in the service, at least there were in the navy. I got out at E4, used the GI Bill, got a business degree at a top ranked program, and now I'm doing finance at a Fortune 100 tech company. Owe most of my success to the discipline I got from the navy which I really needed at the time. I really do believe it matures you for the most part. As for vets, I was raised to be humble and try not to mention my military past, most people I know don't flaunt that better than you cuz I served bullshit. But I do get they're out there....

also
>implying e6/e7s that get out know shit about the real world

You must've been lucky and had some competent leadership, me not so much

>>39743042
those niggas knew how to throw a fuckin' party

It's fun.

>>39743271
uhh lol that chick is 7/10???

It passes the time. Also may increase survival chances for coming SHTF habbening before 2030.

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Because in life 90% of success comes from your appearance, in most jobs/careers your skill is negligible.

Look sharp as fuck and have people like you and life is set to easy mode.

>>39744109
In the current era in the developed world, this is true. In the coming epoch, your success will depend on your skills and abilities. In both cases, lifting is a valuable investment. The only time I can ever think of lifting as not valuable is if your death arrives imminently and you wish to spend your final days in a different manner.

>>39741685
how come people can leave the house without a shirt on? some of my worst nightmares involve me forgetting to put clothes on

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>>39741685
to not be like this guy

>>39744155
you sound like you are coming from a place of deep shame...?

>>39744174
well maybe different cultures. but people would call the cops if i was walking around shirtless

>>39741685
to help distract myself from death

>>39744190
oh where the hell you live

>>39744212
fuck that dude think about death every day. you can't take your gains with you but you can use them for actions that echo throughout time

>>39741868
this

>and grils

>>39741685
I hate myself , any other reason is a fucking lie

>6'0
>can't touch net
nigga my legs are on the brink of permanent atrophy and I can almost grab the rim at your height

what the fuck

>>39743042
autism

>>39744171
LMFAO you can just tell he's fully aware of how brutally he's been mogged by Joff

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>>39741685
to be the swollest guy in a Jupiter cosplay at next years anime expo in L.A.

>>39741711
jeff is a manlet, he's 5'9 being generous so with shoes 5'10, if she is about 5'9 too and wearing 4" heels she's 6'1, accounting for angles and perspective that seems about right

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>>39741718
>believing joff is 5'11"

Because I was diagnosed with a muscle disease and told I could not work out or lose weight, and I wanted to prove the doctors and my family wrong.

>>39743310
Same bot senpai, i am slowly making it but my receding hair will add another level of dificulty

>>39741707
this

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>>39747524
good job, if somebody tells you you cant do something its your obligation to prove them wrong

>>39743789
Yea if anything, its the utterly brainwashed 7s that have no grasp on reality. Like the kind that threaten recall formations of something isnt parked at the right angle.

>>39746263
>>39744171

Why do poo in loos even show up?

they stink and no one even wants them there.

>>39743789
Yeah dude, you were in the navy, I'm talking about people who actually served.

>>39747654
Actually served? Explain.

>>39747547
Bruce Lee is a fucking meme. Please don't bring that circlejerk to /fit/

to make women jealous that i look better in thight jeans than they do

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>6'3" Former skeleton
>put on 40 LBS this year (130>171)
>Co-worker bring up the gym and gettin in shape.
>mention my 40lb muscle gain
>female, hot co-worker
>"lol HOW you're so skinnny You're Nothing but skin and bones"

KMN please
Really lift because someday my kids deserve a /fit/ Dad

>>39741685
For the military and because I want to enter looking like rambo

>>39749053
>171lbs 6'3
>Former skeleton
anon I have some news for you

>>39744171
JUST

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>>39747653
Legit, just lol at currycels thinking prime white women even acknowledge their existence

>>39743638
I meant find a decent girl at 28. If she isn't fucked in the head by 28, it means she's probably good to go in terms of relationship material.

I didn't say find the most banged up used goods at 28 and give it a slag and hope for the best.

>>39749088
I thought I had at least reached Dyel:/

>>39749158
Not trying to regurgitate a rippletits meme here but at 6'3 you really should be aiming for at least 200lbs

>>39741685
what the fuck else am I gonna do until I die?
also I really like competing against myself, looking better, and being stronger

>>39749053
Same here but
>5'11
>Was 140lbs, put on 20lbs during last year
>go to a dinner with friend and his parents
>Friend's dad talks about some skinny dude at his work
>"That guy was skinny, not as skinnu as you anon, but skinny"

Feelsbadman

>>39749176
Well the goal this year is to hit 195-200.
Then train for a triathalon, drop to maybe 185.
Then at the end of the year start bulking up to 210-220.

Was a lanky skinny fgt growing up. Got bullied and watched how guys who were bigger get all the pussy in high school. So I started lifting. It was more of a mindset thing. I'm 6 foot 3 so I have to eat more and lift heavy to fill out and get big.

>>39742088
> 88
> doesn't believe in the great European race war
You're the one in the basement I'm afraid.

>>39743832
Are you asking?No she fucking isn't and could pass as a tranny

>>39741685
i dont lift, what makes you think i do?

>>39741755
i'll be there too friend

>>39741685
To fight off muslims

>>39741755
>>39749784

Not about that rave life...but holy shit this many people from the Seattle area?
There were two guys yesterday too.

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To become like him

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>>39741718
>joffrey
>5'11

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>>39741718

>>39749053
good job but you must have been literally anorexic before

>>39741685
i think it's fun. and my ego likes the way people look at me occasionally when I lift big* weights

*not actually big

>>39747277
Challenge accepted.

To have something to lose when cancer gets me >:^)

>>39750249
>Just broke up with long time gf
>working 14-16 hr shifts 6 days a week.
>Only "had time"(bullshit) to eat 1-2 huge meals a day ( not even close to enough calories)
Also I slept 2-3 hours a night max except on Thursdays when I got shitty sleep for 14 hours+

So atrophied that my muscles were permasore from labor job.
4% bf
That was a terrible year for me man.

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>>39741685
>Why do you lift /fit/?
For the future.

It was for my ex boyfriend.

Now it's for my future boyfriend.

Progress.

>>39741685
I used to be fat. Now i have one less thing to hate about me.

I don't and neither do you.

>>39750390

Replace guy on horse with unmanned drones, and dragon with a paramedic, and it's already happening.

You don't have to lift to bomb people who've been bombed for almost a century, tough guy.

>>39749053
keep it up senpai

>>39750447
>t. goatfucker

>>39750401
Fuck off Jordan

>>39750537
>>39750401

yeah, fuck you jordan

>>39741707
this 100x

>>39741685
Lifting an amount more than I ever have before, and then getting multiple reps even though its a PR. is there a better feeling in the world?

>>39750447

Muzzie din do nuffin! He a gud boi!

>>39741711
She's standing on a monitor or the bottom of the railing. I always do that at concerts because I'm a manlet

>>39749133

it's embarassing seeing poo in loos in nightclubs and bars(usually the doormen kick em out along with pakis), it's like, they are literally wasting their money to "pull" when the past 10 years they've had literally 0 successful instances.

>>39749272
140lbs isn't even that skinny at 5'11
About a year ago when i started lifting i was 56kg (125lbs) at 179cm (5'10), now I'm about 73kg and wouldn't call myself skinny (but still a manlet, will i ever learn?)

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>>39750842
holy fuck this, you see some in their 30s there still hoping to pull a prime white women for the first time in their lives (even though of the few hundred times they've gone before that's happened literally zero of them) and you almost feel sorry for them

>>39741685
I lift to rebuild whatever self confidence that wasn't molested out of me in middle school.

>>39741685
to be the envy of other people

>>39750679
I've heard sex is quite nice but what do i know i am just 26.

>>39751576
Do tell?

I go to the gym to hide from all the shitty guys my mom brings home

>>39743042
/pol/ pls

To be ready for the future race wars.

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Because I have very right-wing political opinions and I have to back them up.

>>39751476
Kek I'm a poo in loo and pull women on the regs

Ur mad is showing

>>39752093
hero of the imperivm

>>39752079
>>39752093
when will you faggots realise how autistic this shit sounds?

>>39752159

I really don't care.

>>39749737
Hope you are talking about the chick on the left cause the blonde one is definitely 9.5/10

>>39741685
I lift for Jesus Christ, lifting the catholic way

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>>39741685
I lift for him.

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I lift for him

>>39749088

Fucking kek

>>39743504
There's nothing worse than an uppity officer. What is it about going to college that gives people like you such a superiority complex?

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>>39750390
Same.

Mostly so I can into pic related.

>>39754637
>lifting to get into SOF
Practice running fast for long distances, SOF/SF selection is an endurance game.

>>39741685
I have no love life, I dropped out of school, don't have a good job, hate my friends, hate my city. I want to have something I can feel proud of.

>>39741685
Because if I look nice maybe I wont hate myself

>>39741695
Yeesh

>>39741685
I want to be fit and healthy for my waifu.

Maybe one day I'll actually get /fit/, but for now I'm rather satisfied with my overall level of strength and fitness, even if I'm not really all that ascetic.

Actually being able to feel my chest muscles is a nice bonus and confidence booster.

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>>39752135

Sure thing patel.

>>39741685
Helps ignore the building existential terror

>>39747277
see you there, brah. prepare to come in second

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>>39755361
Twf ascetic af

>>39743042
breh

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>>39741718
>Joff
>5'11"

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>>39741685
Lifting's fun, but I ran out of money, so now all I do is some push ups, sit ups, and ~2.5 miles of running. It sucks; I hate it

>>39741695
is it because your white?

>>39741718
looks more like 5'7"

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>>39741685

Because you should treat your body like a temple.

>>39741834
believing a race war is possible you're not gonna make it.

>>39752135
DESIGNATED

>>39753572
Jesus fucking Christ dude. Have fun with that.

To escape depression. I have no friends and everything else I used to enjoy isn't so fun anymore.

Literally the only way I can escape is that feeling that "I'm doing something productive with my life". If I had an injury and was forced to go back to smoking pot/drinking/playing vidya I'd probably end up killing myself.

If I ain't moving then I'm stagnant.

>>39741685
Because I have a lot of free time. Unibreak.
Want more confidence, want to break my autism, its slowly bein broken down as I get older anyway. Want to fuck bitches every day want to fucking dunk on the cunts who I play basketball agains and get my balls up in their face to show my dominance. Want to fuck a hot blonde milf, want to be mired and be picked up by hot cougars while im at the shopping centre.
Also
>autism : the post
But I shit you guys not, the back end of 2017 will be my year. And 2018 will be my bitch.
Packerreupp booiizzz

>>39741685

she still has the cum from the last guy on her face

>>39753758
>tfw yuri predicted the 2010s decades ago

If only he was alive today

>>39749572
oh thank god the race war will be in Europe. we're safe guys.

>>39741685
To finally feel again.

It's not working, I am still numb to the world outside my head.

>>39743096
You lumped apples and oranges together. You either compete with Chad in fucking sloots the legal way, or you compete with Tyrone and Ahmed in raping women.

>>39757303
Sell the video games brah

>>39741685
girl to the left is thinking:

>jeff pls go

>>39749830
You should try to get into some raves man. WA is a prime place with paradiso, freaknight, reso, all that good shit

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Because I'm vain and want a sexy trap ass and look good at Anime Expo cosplaying like that Sailor Jupiter up above me.

If I see a /fit/ dude crossplaying Jupiter I'm going to say hello. Look for a brown trap.

No homo.

To hike around with a couple hundred pounds of gear an ammunition in some third world shit hole because I don't want lack of condition to being responsible for me not being able to get to cover fast enough or worse yet not being fit enough to evacuate a buddy who goes down during a firefight.

And on the off chance I enter a room and my m4 Jams and it's me vs kebab 1 on 1 hand to hand