Anyone else kind of looking forward to extended family mires

My mum has caught me a few times coming out the shower and always asks if I'm on roids. If I posted my body you would chuckle cos I'm weak as fuck.

It feels really awkward to me. That's why I always wear the loose clothes granny gets me around christmas.

I don't like it. Not even secretly so.

>>39728811
Nice double dubs, post body pls

>>39728811

Do it fag

>>39728811
nice dubs bb, post body

This will be the first year for me. Lost 60lbs, gained muscles. Can't wait for mires.

>>39728800
I am NOT looking forward to being pressured into eating constantly for several days straight and being insulted and judged negatively for trying to be in good health and good shape.

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>Be Auschwitz mode
>Started eating properly
>Working out regularly
>Gained 20 pounds
>Starting to be proud of myself

Grandma: You got skinny lately.

>mfw

>>39728811
p-plz post pic a-anon-kun, for science of course
n-no homo

>>39729615
Yeah I bet you're super popular at your family get togethers you little special snowflake.

haven't seen my family in almost 10 years, last time they saw me was when I was a fucking child. I wish I could see my grandma's before they pass, anyone who has the luxury of family gatherings this year, please don't take that shit for fucking granted.

>>39729972
Why? Just location reasons?

>>39728811
You should bang her.

>>39728800
>american families only get together twice a year

It's honestly sad.

My aunt keeps semi hitting on me every time I see her.

She keeps saying how good Im looking and how handsome I became, sometimes even touching my muscles or hugging me a little bit too long.

Shes really hot too, sometimes I need to go in the bathroom for a quick fap before I get too fucking turned on.

People gon be like "just fuck her anon". Yeah no thanks Id rather not fuck up the family for some poon

>"Anon, you got no meat on your bones."
>Every family member who says this morbidly obese.
>Those same family members are continous shit-stirrers and entitled.
>They wonder why no one likes them.
Gee, I wonder why no one associates with them anymore?

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>>39730064
>twice

heh heh... yes..

>>39729986
location and money problems

>>39730100
What? You think she would squeal?

>>39730494

No, but I know how these kind of things go. 1 time leads to more times, and eventually somembody will find out.

Its not worth the risk

>>39728800
I fucking hate family mires, it embarrasses the fuck out of me and I sometimes wish I was just as outta shape as them because I feel w e i r d

>>39729636
lol fuck grandmas man

>>39730064
Depends on the family. In my family, we meet at least one a month.

>>39730102
Are we related?

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>>39728800
Cousins ask me if I'm on steroids

Aunties ask about my diet, then proceed to tell me how they know a better, healthier diet, and that I look too gaunt

Grandparents mire, ask if I've got a girlfriend yet, since I'm rugged and handsome
>mfw

>>39730512
they just jelly

get stronk
get muskless
family say "wow"
happy

I've been getting mires for years now, it's old hat

now I'm on to the "u gonna get a gf?" phase which just causes anxiety in your early 20's

>>39729615
Fucking literal autism.

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>tfw you're DYEL as fuck but your aunt tells everyone how big your muscles have gotten

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>>39728800
> tfw when your parents constantly bring up that you're going to the gym a whopping THREE times a week and are watching what you eat OH SO CAREFULLY

parents are faggots sometimes.

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>>39728800

>overdid the bulk and got chubby/got a gut
>get the bantz over christmas for it, no biggies
>grandma comments that I look a bit skinny and wonders if I'm eating well

Oh, grandmas.

>>39732000

>Grandma constantly encouraging me to grab another plate so I can 'fill out'

Grandmas know what its all about.

>tfw cousin said I must be on steroids at the last occasion
Looking forward to looking like a human now that I've escaped auschwitz mode. Not looking forward to the "where's the gf?" comments though.

>>39728800
>Thanksgiving
>aunt says "Anon, you're looking kind of buff"
>y-you too

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Literally every single time I see any of my aunts they tell me how ridiculously good looking I am. None of them do this with ANYBODY else, not my brother, not my other cousins, nobody.

Maybe it's because I was an ugly, autistic fatass up until the end of high school and I finally lost weight, put on muscle, got an actual haircut, and gained a personality over the past 3-4 years, but man is it slightly uncomfortable.

I also have a cousin that FIENDS for my dick and has openly told me I'm hot and flirted with me. I've sometimes gotten so close to banging her I've had to slip off into a bathroom and whack it quickly. And I totally would fuck the shit out of her if it wasn't for the fact that 1, she didn't have the biggest mouth in the family, and inevitably tell somebody, 2, she's a little not alright in the head. She's got a boyfriend now but man, I'd pound that ass for days.

>>39730740
normie dyel and /fit/ dyel are completely different worlds

>>39732583
You should fuck your cousin anon.

>>39732583
>girl wants to fuck someone from fit, especially a cousin
>has to clarify she's not alright in the head

UHHH YA THINK

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>>39729636
>mfw 300lbs morbidly obese woman tells me I am too skinny as if she know shit.

>>39730064
It is. I see all my senpai at least every month. I don't know how people do it.

>>39729636
>>39732000
>>39732055
Baised Grandma knows about bulking.

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>>39728800
i hate my family im looking forward for this fucking time of the year to be over, plus the gym is packed with newfag normalfags

>25 years old
>have very small extended family (like 10-12 people)
>no one in my family within 20 years of my age
>only see family for thanksgiving, never talk to/see them otherwise
>last thanksgiving we spent in the hospital with family because grandma died over the thanksgiving holiday
>didn't even see family this thanksgiving because a cousin had a newborn that has serious health problems and is in the hospital
>also an only child so don't have any siblings either and me and my parents have pretty shitty relationship

It's been a lonely life for me, guys. Those of you with extended families are really lucky.

>>39730064
If you're in Europe and your family is spread out but in the same country, it would be the equivalent of being spread out but in the same state in the US. If a person lives US and all their family is spread out in the country, that's like your family being spread out all over Europe. I have no idea how inconvenient that would make it for a European family to get together often, but maybe that puts it into perspective a little. Of course there are plenty of people who live within a couple hours drive from their families and still never see them. That's pretty sad.

>>39732816
Me too, anon. Just go on a day at a time.

>>39728800
>got visibly buffed in 2 months
>everyone at home noticed
>mom keeps telling me i look weird to her now because i gained a lot of muscle
>dad is miring my progress and is proud because he lifts too
>sister constantly saying how she cant get used to my new body

I didnt tell any of my friends im lifting yet. Ill wear baggy shirts and jackets during cold weather and then when spring and summer come along with short sleeves. BAM mother fuckers.

>>39732988
They'll never see it coming, anon!

>>39732949
He wasn't criticising the logistics. He was criticising the fact that america has this culture of everyone moving far away from where they grew up for what seems like no reason to an outsider. It seems especially bizarre when there are all the negatives of not having a close family support structure.

>inb4 people who have terrible relationships with their family say that this is a good thing

>>39732583
How old is she? Does she comment on specific muscles? Does she label them incorrectly?

>>39733019
Most of the time it's not for no reason, it's usually for work.
>Live in Florida
>Study as a Nukee
>Only open positions are Illinois or Nevada.

>>39733019
Oh, that's just Manifest Destiny. It's in our culture to spread out and fuck Indians to death. We got all this fucking land and can travel it freely, so why the hell not?

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>>39728800
>tfw entire family is /fit/
>dad and brothers constantly telling me my squat form is shit
Only get mild compliments when it's just me and an aunt or something. When the rest of my close family is there with me, I look DYEL in comparison

>>39733019
I think it's weird too. I've noticed two things that seems to be unique to America or at least white people in America that is apparently not that normal in other countries and cultures

One is that if you don't move out of your parents house very early, you are a loser. In other countries and even cultures within America (like Asians, Hispanics, etc), it seems like parents WANT YOU to live at home for as long as possible, while white parents want you out ASAP

The other is that there's this stigma that if you stay in or around the same city you grew up in through adulthood, that you're a loser. There's this pressure that upon graduating college, you need to get a job very far away from home, that if you're within driving distance of a few hours from family, you're a manchild who is afraid to leave home.

This last one is actually pretty surprising to me, because I know it's pretty common for people to grow up and go to school relatively close to each other, and I don't understand how people can just randomly find a job hundreds even thousands of miles away in random cities/states they've never been to and just pick up and go like it's nothing

>>39733080
>The other is that there's this stigma that if you stay in or around the same city you grew up in through adulthood, that you're a loser. There's this pressure that upon graduating college, you need to get a job very far away from home, that if you're within driving distance of a few hours from family, you're a manchild who is afraid to leave home.
This is a big one.

>>39733048
Obviously work can be a reason. I said what I said because it seems like nobody really has to move far away to go to university/get a job in other western countries.
So when Americans do it, it comes off as very arbitrary.

Makes me happy when I can see the pride in my grandpa's eyes seeing his grandson tall, strong, and successful

the rest of my cousins and uncles are pretty much ex cons and failures so there isn't much else to be happy about for him I bet

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>weigh 130 lbs at 5'11 in freshman year of college
>husky douche that is a friend of a friend always makes me the butt of every joke
>fast forward 6 years (now I'm 24)
>see him for the first time since at a bar
>he's still a chubby douche but is now a hipster who vapes
>makes a big deal out of me not drinking
>calls me skinny even though I'm 185 now
but then I turn the tables
>make a joke about idiots from highschool who almost died from doing drugs
>he gets triggered and goes on a rant that its not cool to make fun of people addicted to drugs, saying that drugs are the reason he had to drop out of college
>then I basically say "whatever" and casually bring up that I'm getting my Master's degree next week

people need to stop sipping the haterade

>>39733044
19. No, she'll just make general comments, side glances, smirks, rub my arms, always ask to hang out, laugh at everything I say, agree with everything I say, etc.

She literally told an ex girlfriend while the three of us were chilling once, drinking and smoking
>you're so lucky to have anon, he's really fucking hot

I think my girlfriend thought she was joking around or something (I have a pretty weird sense of humor myself), so she didn't pay much mind to it.

>>39732734
Maybe one day when I'm out of the house and away from my family.

>>39730544
Hispanic here. Every birthday you can just hop on in and be with tons of senpai. Don't have many things that force us all to come except grandma/grandpa's birthdays.

>>39733314
>tfw white guy
>tfw i will never get a thick latina girlfriend and can go to her huge family gatherings and see all her other hot family members and eat some awesome mexican food made by her grandma and aunts afterwards

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>dad only has one sister, she has no kids
>mom has FOUR (4) siblings, only ONE (1) has ONE (1) kid, and that kid is a severely autistic, Dr who fanfiction writing, wont talk about anything but politics and muh Bernie whenever you speak to her
>in effect I have zero first cousins
>have like two families of family members in the state, but for some reason we never see or interact with them even though they do with each other
>have a horde of cousins living in a third world country I have never met, they basically aren't family at this point even though they all know me
>result is Thanksgiving and Christmas are both usually just mom, dad, brother and I sharing a quick meal and doing presents


kind of comfy but sometimes I wish I had a big family to see from time to time

>have big irish uncle
>meeting family in a cafe for coffee before we go back to our house and begin festivities
>chilling with my parents
>suddenly feel someone seize my pecs from behind and roar "PHWOAR LOOK AT THIS UPPER BODY"
>entire cafe turns to look
>literally shit myself thinking it was a stranger
>turn around to see my uncle
>initiatemanlyhug.exe
>he sits down with my aunt
>fast forward 10 minutes
>see he's sticking his across the table and looking at me
>realise he wants to arm wrestle
>beat him easily and he shouts "YOU'RE A STRONG LAD AIN'T YA"
>chuckle and say thanks
>feels pretty good

Can't wait for Christmas lads

>>39733275
based

drug addicts are weak scum that deserve what they get. They should not be felt sorry for

I am really looking forward to christmas. I actually dont know what is going on with me I feel like I am on roids recently. I progress really well in all my lifts, I want to fuck everything I see, I jerked off 5 times in the last 2 days and I have this constant aggression and just want to lift heavy and leave humanity behind and it seems like everything I eat goes to my legs and back. Also got a huge confidence boost when I met a guy I study with in the gym and him and a girl I know couldnt believe that I DL 4.5pl8, thats when I realised that normies actually think thats strong.

I hope I can keep going like this forever, I never felt this way and have no idea why it is happening but god damn I love it.

>>39728800
My family is all Trump supporters so they're not seeing me this holiday season. Maybe next season, but probably not for the next 4-8 years.

>>39733634
hahah

>>39732816
i always take one or two months off at the start of the year. perfect amount of time to wait for all the resolutioners to fuck off and i need it after the rest of the year training. plus when i return the new people think i'm newer than them, so they get surprised when i outlift them all

>>39733634

You may be joking but the whole irony of this "conservative intolerance" thing is that liberals are more likely to break friendships or shun people due to contrary beliefs, rather than try to engage and understand

>>39732583
Post pics of ur hot cousin. Then bang her and tell us about it.

>>39733696
this tbqhwyf

>>39733584
he sounds like a wicked uncle anon. make the most of it

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>Grandma always called me fat

Heh, she's dead now. BTFO

I came here for the incest stories

>>39730064
Dude once a year is enough

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>>39733785
god damn it anon

making me laugh at someone who laughs at dead grandmothers

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>>39733785
I feel bad for laughing at that.

>>39733785
made me laugh, thank you anon

>>39733785
Same. Is this just a grandma thing?

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>>39733785

>>39730100
next time she hugs you too long, slide your hand from her lower back to her ass and take a good hard squeeze

>>39733676
I've heard of multiple instances of hardcore conservative parents kicking out their kids because they were gay. That's some fucked up shit that you won't find happening in a liberal home. I live in the south though so i don't really have experience with extremist SJW types. I'd say an extremist on either side is prone to intolerance.

>>39733676
I'm not joking.

I understand conservatives. I'm not an SJW. I don't think there's anything wrong with be conservative.

But the Trump win was just too much for me. Fuck any rube that voted for him, including those related to me.

>>39728800
just went to my family's annual christmas party last night and got some uncomfortable mires

>male counsin, in other room to sombody else: looks like anon's been working out
>skinny female cousin jokingly flexes bicep next to me "looks like you're catching up to me anon!"
>grandma pats my butt as i'm passing out presents
>"it's like i just smacked a brick wall!"

there were some more but those were the best/worst

>back from uni so no gym
>do pullups on staircase
>go downstairs and flex in the mirror
>niece says i'm "big to the sky"
I do it for 'er lads

>>39733080
>I don't understand how people can just randomly find a job hundreds even thousands of miles away in random cities/states they've never been to and just pick up and go like it's nothing.

You need to become your own man.

I think a lot of kids lack perspective though, they think they need to go to college, graduate, and have a full time career living alone before they are 30 years old. I think its perpetuated by Hollywood. Every show about growing up, thats a sitcom or something, has the people living on their own at some ridiculous age.

Maybe it isn't so bad though, the earlier you leave the earlier you toughen up.

I shouldn't be talking though. I'm 24 and still living at home. I do plan on joining the military though, but I guess that's not really being your own man.

>>39734370
>niece says i'm "big to the sky"
What did she mean by this?

>>39734319
>>39734301

Kicking out your kid for being gay has nothing to do with a Trump win. It's not endorsed by Trump, its not even a thing most Trump supporters care about. Trump is probably the most left leaning and liberal conservative candidate in a very long time.

The only time it even comes up is when people shitpost about Trump hating gays and then people reply with Mike "Dues Volt" Pence jokes. Even Mike Pence wouldnt support kicking gay children out of their home, he just views being gay as a mental disorder (it is) and that you can treat it (debatable on whether you can really "treat it" or whether it is even something that needs to be treated)

The liberal agenda that being gay isn't abnormal is fucking retarded though and that only furthers intolerance. It makes way more sense to a lot of people if you say "yeah gay people aren't normal but they deserve the same rights and human decency as everyone else" is fine and you would be incredibly hard pressed to find many sane people disagreeing.

The agenda that "being gay is normal and if you think diffrently you're a bigot and if you won't support gay marriage you're a bigot" is an entirely different platform. Especially when you have gay pride parades where people show up to parade around in giant multicolored dick suits acting like assholes and using civil rights as an excuse and labeling people bigots as a defense.

Also a civil union is different than marriage. I support civil unions, and equal legislative rights for gay couples. You can't however force the church to recognize your union as a marriage under god, or force someone who makes wedding cakes to make you a cake when she doesn't support gay marriage.

>>39732583
>only reason he won't fuck is cousin is because she's retarded
do you want to know how I know you're American?

>>39734647
>>39733634
Can you piss off out my thread with the political shit? So desperate are you to bring Trump into every conversation. Fuck off already

>>39734717
1 conversation = every conversation?

>>39730494
>>39734181

You guys don't seem to be considering the possibility that he's just misreading absolutely everything about the situation, like everyone else here does. That's why so many people here don't have a social life, they misread things and don't know what to do.

I hate that it's easier to point out in other people's behavior than in my own, but that's life I guess.

>>39733080
This is a bizarre thing unique to white Americans. Literally every other country your family wants you to live near them because they fucking love you and want to see you more than once a year. Every American I've met has been emotionally retarded and unable to read other people, I assume it's got something to do with this.

>>39734780
A lot of people in America are openly aggressive in social situations, and don't give a fuck about randos like you. There's a lot of social intensity in this country and people don't hesitate to step on one another. It's one of the greatest things about this place, if you don't like it don't come frankly.

>>39733294
>Maybe one day when I'm out of the house and away from my family
You mean the trailer across the Creek Cletus? Get some fucking self respect bro, only a fucking turbo beta would fuck his cousin

>>39734870
>we are all so hardcore XDDDDD

>>39734647
Im >>39734301, didn't say it had anything to do with a trump win. Im not >>39734319 so i don't know why you're going off about gays i was just using that as an example. I'd agree that it's a mental disorder/abnormality by objective standards but it certainly isn't curable nor should there be a reason to try to "cure" it. So i guess i fall into the category of
>"yeah gay people aren't normal but they deserve the same rights and human decency as everyone else"

>>39734925
Sorry we aren't cucked like Asia where its rude to speak over someone or make eye contact....

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>tfw it's already been established that I lift so there's no surprised reactions anymore

I miss it.

>>39734870
>I am going to write something completely off topic and think I answered your post....FUCK YOU!

The fucks wrong with you retard?

>>39735194
You've never been to Asia have you?

>>39735226
Tbh not once, I don't even believe what I wrote. I like to come on 4chan and practice talking about things I have no idea about. Tbh its a skill that really helps when socializing with normies.

>>39735260
As long you sound confident you can convince anyone of anything mate. Good luck on your quest to becoming a normie

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>>39733611

>>39728800
I fucked my 30 yr old cousin when she was visiting the US. I'm 23.

>>39735309
Is that supposed to be impressive? It's literally the opposite. You're grotty

>>39735309
post pics of her

>>39735309
absolute low class

if american, alabama tier

if UK, glasgow tier

>tfw 90% of your relatives will say "wow anon you're getting big"

>>39733175
This is only true for certain class backgrounds, and even then there are lots of exceptions. Most Americans live work marry and die within 50 miles of where they were born

No, I'm bulking.

They'll probably just say I'm fat.

>>39732583
>Cousin
>15

>>39735194
it's rude to speak over someone no matter where you live

>>39735343
grody?

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>tfw your aunt hugs you extra tight, forcing her chest into yours and you feel her squeeze your lats

>>39728800
>tfw chick comments on me losing weight. Felt pretty good desu

>>39730758
they're proud of you, you dyel autist

>>39733080
>One is that if you don't move out of your parents house very early, you are a loser. In other countries and even cultures within America (like Asians, Hispanics, etc), it seems like parents WANT YOU to live at home for as long as possible, while white parents want you out ASAP
Correct, if you live at home past 18 you're a fucking loser and should grow up.

Im really sick of my not hot sisters adn married croffit short guy fag brother shitty taste in everything and commy politics
fuck them
fuck democrats
fuck women with small tits
fuck women who wear scarves and think they are sophisto
fuck enviro wakkos

>>39729972
iktf

fuck irish and italian boston women
short
no tits
skinny
imagine they are genius pro athlete
think they ghost guys and are players or some insane femnazi shit
mental the lot
I need to hang with protestants, latins, blacks or whatever

>>39734647
This guy knows what's up

>>39732583
Bro the part of you improving from high school sounds exactly like me. Feels good amirite man?

>>39733785
are you asian?

>>39734319
wew lad.....

>>39733795
same here. pretty disappointed desu

>>39732816
I'm looking forward for the SIR comic this year

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>>39729636
>cant take the bantz from the grands
Weak modo senpai.

>>39736977
me too, guys a legend around these parts.

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Has anyone ever done the reverse?

Last christmas I noticed my 18 year old male cousin had gone from obese to pretty shredded. I was impressed as fuck and had just started bulking myself so I started grabbing his muscles at the dinner table, and cutting my sprouts in half so I could make jokes about how 'my sprouts are splitting, you must be wearing them as sleeves'

He called me into the other room and kicked me hard in the stomach then threatened to kill me if I kept trying to have gay sex with a male family member.

I was just mirin'

>>39734319
I'm Hispanic and I voted for trump if you're white you're a huge fucking cuck my man.

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>>39737014
>'my sprouts are splitting, you must be wearing them as sleeves'

Anon, we need to have a talk about autism.

>>39737085
Found the Uncle Juan

>>39737094
Nah I don't wish to be white. I'm proud of who I am. Imy just not led by the whole "Democrats are for minorities meme" you normies thinking scum

>>39732988
I did that with my friends. Felt good

>>39737014
What a fucking garbage person.

>>39737014
>kicked you hard in the stomach and threatened you
>you somehow think you were in the wrong
I would have pimpslapped that faggot.

>>39737230
>>39737241

Incest homos spotted

>>39733785
Kek'd

>>39735370
Hey, fucking your hot cousin isn't that bad. I mean, they're far enough genetically, that law allows it.
That Anon could've always done something worse, like doing his sis.

>>39732895
Be happy that you atleast have "10-12" people. I only have my father and mother, and both hate each other. Great life when everybody is out with their families during holidays and you're stuck at home doing nothing

>>39728800
Doesn't happen. Most of my family either don't care or are convinced that strength you get at the gym isn't "real" strength. When I was a kid my dad said bodybuilders have "air muscles".

>>39733351
Latinas quickly get fat and age terribly. Shit tier. Not to mention families like that tend to intrude on your life with their excessive curiosity. Nothing is worse than a loud and annoying family.

>>39734775
Yep. The guy is most likely completely wrong. "semi-hitting" gives it away.

>>39728800
>Got back into gym 2 months ago
>Parents come to visit for the weekend from out of town
>Dad gives me hug
>"Geez mate you're really filling out"

Feels good

>>39733785
Lmao get 'em

>>39733584

you should fuck your uncle
>no homo

>>39733634
Maybe you're just a salty bern-out who has cut off ties from his conservative family for having a different opinion

>>39736034
It's a great feeling, but living through most of my adolescence as an outcast has pretty much permanently rendered me a numb shell of a human being.

>>39735477
wut?

>>39734908
Eh. I've already established I'm not thirsty enough to destroy family relations over it, I can get pussy fine. All I am saying is if years down the line, we're intoxicated, together, and hook up, I don't think it's that much of a biggie.

>>39734716
She's not retarded, she's bipolar I think

>>39733696
lol nah.

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>what do you do in your spare time?
>got a job yet?
>when are ya gonna move out?
>got a gf yet?
>.. are you gay?
>its ok if you are

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

pic is me after being handed the phone to talk to grandma in another state

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>>39729636
My grandma told me im getting fat and shouldnt eat so much, she thinks muscles look bad and creatine is steroids. Im 6'3 and 88kg now, was 76kg 6 months ago

>>39737901
im 5'8 and 56kg but 4week ago i was 45kg,
GOMAD islike the only meme that isnt an actual meme because it works

>>39737085
Congratulations, you're retarded twice over.

>>39737779
I have. I don't see the problem with that. My family is not conservative because they're for fiscal and personal responsibility and family values. They're conservative because they're racist, sexist jerks.

I'm not saying everyone who voted for Trump is a bigot, but my family is and I'm not going to listen or associate myself with it ever again.

If that makes me a triggered SJW tumblrina fuck, so be it. You can keep lulz-ing like a retard while Nazis take over Europe and the US.

>>39738056
>Nazis
>take over Europe and the US
You liberals will say literally anything to avoid saying "Islamic terrorists"

>>39733785
kek thx for the laugh

>>39738056

You still unironically think the Nazis were the 'bad guys' don't you?

Read a fucking book.

>>39738056
>>39733634
this is bait, anyone that can't see it has autism

>>39732583
>Solid

>>39733068
But that's good you sad faggot, you got motivation 24/7 with those swolbeasts.
Imagine you being the swolest in your family in your current state - hell no you wouldn't have the same drive to succeed.

>>39728800
Not really.

Even before I was attractive family and friends of family would always call me attractive, say I look like an actor etc.

Those people have low standards.


I only get a kick out of getting mired by 4channers.

>>39730505
Also it's your fucking Aunt you sick inbred fuck

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>>39728800
Every year, I look forward to them.

Every year, I never get any.

I am become gymcel, feeler of feels.

>>39733044
Kek

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>another holiday where my mother tries to get me to eat 4,000 calories worth of food in one sitting

Oh wait.

That is every day.

Getting real sick of being asked to go to olive garden every day.

>>39738068
I'm all for fighting terrorists, but it is a minor threat compared to the rise of xenophobia and fascism.

>>39738104
They were.

You are.

>>39728811
"Solid"

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>>39739002
>not saying "no"

>>39739048
>facism
It's like you don't even understand what the word means.

Has this whole election taught you nothing?
Perhaps screeching buzzwords like "racist!" "sexist!" "[whatever]phobe!" at everyone who doesn't agree with you isn't the way to go.

The only reason the "nazis" you speak of are winning is because you keep convincing the average moderate man that they'll be rabidly hated no matter what they do or support.

>>39739048
oh boy who let the woman in the gym

>>39739048
>babys first election

>>39739291
This x 100
>be candian, vote trudeau
>over the next year realize how much everyone hates fucking white males
>decide to follow the tenets of classical liberalism
>now i only vote in my explicit self interest
>women and poc can fuck themselves

>>39735592
>grody?

Grotty is an English slang term for gross, disgusting rundown etc.

I assume it shares the same root as grody, yes.

>tfw your girl cousins keep coming into your room

why can't they just stay in the living room? i just want to be alone

so with christmas coming up how do I deal with people claiming that they can lift almost as much as me when it is obvious that they dont ? I usually dont like to call people out but honestly it makes me a bit angry when some DYEL brags about his lifts after being a "vegan bodybuilder" for 3months (with absolutely zero prior sports background).

Aunt slapped my ass and told me I have " what your uncle has on his belly" implying I have a nice ass

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This happened the other night, when my extended family came over

>cousin
>15
>touches my pecs, arms, and feels my abs after we hug
>"You're solid anon. Thick"
>mfw

my maid asked if im taking roids

feels good but im actually roiding :D

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> get a nice fitted suit
> arrive in town for a wedding
> mires from extended family left and right
> successful cousin who married a high test guamanian girl
> guy has FACE HEIGHT FRAME
> "wow, anon! Been hitting them gym? Looking solid!"
> "anon sure is a stud!"
> crippling depression makes me numb to these mires because i failed most of my courses this semester and I already applied to transfer

>>39739952
its been awhile

>>39739952
Stop posting this shit everytime

>>39739291
If you don't think Trump is a step towards fascism, I'm afraid you don't know what the word means.

Keep telling me I'm screeching though. Ignore the problem right in front of you.

>>39739978
ya blew it anon

if you legitimately had diagnosed depression you could at least turn those failing grades into Ws. Look into it. Called something like retroactive withdrawal or petition for late withdrawal. something like that.

>>39729636
>listening to what an old wrinkle bag with a fizzling brain that does nothing but sews has to say.

>>39733785
Is this what makin' it looks like?

>>39730100

just fuck her anon

>>39730100

>>39732583

Not gonna feel so guilty when I have to rub one out on christmas eve because I have family

>>39732583
Yolo

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>>39733785
>tfw i can't stop laughing because of this post

>>39734329
you have funny relatives my dude

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>have a bunch of cousins my age ina latin american country i havent seen in a decade
>determined not to visit until i have unlocked chadmode

>>39735477
Great that some people still remember... Haven't been here for months and missed it when I came back

>>39734529
he's so big that the sky is jelly

I hade a horrible experience yesterday

>family and extended family over
>younger cousin (18, male) put on more muscle than me so naturally, he is stealing my mires
>head to washroom to "clean up"
>need a pump, place feet on toilet rim and start firing off some push-ups
>shit self just a bit from exertion
>runs down my back because doing decline
>shirt ruined (was tucked in)

I ended up having to wash my shirt in the sink. Texted my auntie to come and throw it in the dryer.

>had to wear a garbage bag with holes ripped in it to the dinner table because nobody had an extra shirt and not my house. Waste of pump.

Ended up throwing the shirt out a minute ago

I wish I was kidding.

>>39742532
How did you shit yourself? Do you have no bowel control

>>39728800
>see my cousin for the first time in a long time
>last time I saw her I was permafat and awkward as fuck
>this time I'm at least minimum fit
>wow.. wow look at you

holy fuck, I didn't know how to respond

>>39728800
>was 240 at 5'9
>grandma says I look perfectly healthy
>165 at 5'9
>grandma constantly brings over a fucking tray of cookies and cakes even when I tell her I'm okay

jesus grandma, I love you more than anything but you gotta stop killing me here

>>39735308
kek

>>39742532
I laughed so fucking hard at this, please let this be true

Got any other spectrum stories?

>>39742629
not really. I tried to get a pump in class once just by flexing, the qt behind me asked if I was having a seziure

>>39742532
Do you retards purposely do autistic shit just so you can post it in good conscience knowing you behaved like a rabid animal and aren't simply lying to people on the internet?

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>>39737014
>my sprouts are splitting, you must be wearing them as sleeves

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>>39739048
>millions of radical, undocumented, extremist Muslims are a minor threat

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Anyone good at cooking here?
I feel weird eating and preparing holiday foods, man.
I want to make something lavish and special, but at the same time, I feel weird for inadvertantly feeding people I love hamplanet food.

Theres gotta be some way to do this without a beetus meal. ;__;
>tfw the cookies are ready..

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>tfw spending christmas abroad
>lmao nofamily

Feels ok. The tropical climate makes sure I don't get too many christmasy feels.

Although

>said to mom that I didn't need any present and that they don't need to bother
>she still found a way to sneak a present over in time for christmas
>says they'll "save the rest of them until I get home"

Dang it.

>>39735705
shut up you fucking dumbass

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I've lost about 75 pounds and get compliments and shit from my mostly lardo family. I'm still chubby tho is the thing. I'm 45 pounds away from my goal weight and my mom and granny are like "you don't need to lose anymore weight!" or "you're already so thin!" or "you'll be a bone and the dog will chew on you!".

They know being fat isn't healthy and they see how easy it is for me but they still make bullshit excuses for not getting into it too.

I love it but hate it simply because of the blatant hypocrisy.

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>>39744585
i feel you anon
i lost 60 pounds in my lardo family and they all think im anorexic.
>265 to 205
>we'll make it anon
>we'll make it desu

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>>39738104
genuinely curious

why do you think the Nazis were not the "bad" guys? Are you implying only that they were no more bad than any other nation, or that they were the "good" guys? And why?

>>39735308
Underrated

>>39737433
last night was my bday and i did nothing but talk with chicks on a dating app.

will be the same for christmass minus the dating app.

I had a little family and friends get together yesterday.
Had a friend I haven't seen since summer over.

>We great each-other
>She gets kinda groapy and feels me up
>Asks me if I've gotten somehow bigger.
>I tell her I've been working out
>She asks to see my body
>I take her to the bathroom (not about to take my shirt off in front of mom and her granny friends)
>Take my shirt off
>I shit you not her jaw drops
>My egos penis gets a little bigger
>Put shirt on and go back to the get together
>She continues to grope me and be all together more touchy-feely than I remember

>>39729636
Ha! My grandma makes cookies for me and calls me a man

>>39740335
Please, do point out all those 'similarities' between his policies and facism
Humor me

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>oh my anon, your arms have really grown since I last saw you
>Can I feel them?

>>39737014
kek

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>>39734717
>he doesn't support trump

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>>39741036
Yeah they're great but half of them live half way across the country so we don't see each other often. We always look forward to our christmas party.

>>39734319
If you turn against your family, just because for whom they voted, you ARE a SJW


ps. kys

>>39734717
TRUMP TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS PHAM

>>39749048
It's more than that, desu. Trump was just the final straw.

And I am old. This isn't my first election. They have always voted republican and I have always voted democrat and never have I turned against them before.

This is different. They went full retard.

>>39746572
Read Umberto Eco's essay on ur-fascism. There is also an outline on wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Definitions_of_fascism#Umberto_Eco)

I read it a long time ago in college and it is fucking shocking to watch it play out.

Here are the bulletpoints, taken from wikipedia:

"The Cult of Tradition".
"The Rejection of modernism"
"The Cult of Action for Action's Sake"
"Disagreement Is Treason"
"Fear of Difference"
"Appeal to a Frustrated Middle Class"
"Obsession with a Plot"
"Pacifism is Trafficking with the Enemy"
"Contempt for the Weak"
"Everybody is Educated to Become a Hero", ."
"Machismo"
"Selective Populism"
"Newspeak"

I'm assuming you don't need me to illustrate how many of these, and arguably all, apply to Trump.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Definitions_of_fascism#Umberto_Eco

nope not really, everyone we have over for christmas i see at least once a week so it's not much of a big deal

>>39733044
>
>
>
>

>>39746782
Yes please. I have too much libido.

>>39732988
ahhh, cocoon mode. the autist's wet dream

>>39733785
holy fuck i almost choked on my shake kek

>>39730064
I don't see or have contact with anyone else aside from my father and my direct siblings, and my mother every couple of months.

>>39742654
>implying it's not a redditor trying to make a "le epic screencap" moment

>>39728811
time to cuck your dad.

>>39745928
sry for being l8

happy birthday familia

>>39730064
>tfw my dad doesn't like his family
>tfw my mums family is from another continent
my grandma is visiting for a month so thats nice

>>39733785
kek'd

>>39737014
dont even understand the sprouts bit but that blew my sides into orbit anon, thank you

>>39733351
Latinas only stay hot until a ring is put on their finger. Then they blow up into ham planets.

I met one at a gym who was a whale during her marriage, but then slimmed down into the hottest thing in the gym after her divorce.

>>39733785
Top kek anon, I spilled my orange juice on the table.

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>>39737802

>living through most of my adolescence as an outcast has pretty much permanently rendered me a numb shell of a human being.

i know this feel

>At grandmother's birthday party
>Family shows up
>My Uncle's brother looks at me, smiles, and says "Sveiki tevim ar to skaisto bārda"
>Felt good to have my beard game recognized
I ain't fit, but my beard game is on fucking point lads.

>>39728800
I'm looking to extend this family dengle into sone sweet sweet swweetily granny shitter

>>39735705
that's really fucking stupid. you can't afford rent,food,etc. with a minimum wage slave job for teens just out of high school.

i plan on living at home until i have saved up for at least 6-12 months from a big boy job.

shit isn't like it used to be it the 50's, when your gramps was able to pay for college with his grocery bagging job

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Yeah right. Once I shed weight and got moderately fit, the compliments came flooding in. Fast fowards 3 years later and all I get now is
>"why don't you have a gf, anon"
>"i bet you get all the girls at college"
>"girls must be all over you"
And now its just sort of accepted that I'm /fit/ and alone so now I'm pretty much nothing.
Pic related was all it took to get mired, same mode I've been stuck in.

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>>39752796
>Hello thine with the beautiful beard

gaaaay

>>39752930
You should have just told them you aren't ever going to tell them about your personal life. That's what I did and they don't ask any more, they just assume I have one.

But it's too late now they know you're a loser

>>39752930
>why don't you have a gf, anon?
>cause I'm a manlet, cropping my huge head off of my tiny frame in pictures doesn't hide the fact ;_;

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>>39737014
>'my sprouts are splitting, you must be wearing them as sleeves'

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>>39752930
ffs m8 you look like an ice cream cone sport some black PLIS

>>39742532
>>had to wear a garbage bag with holes ripped in it to the dinner table

>>39742532
kekd hard, it would be too good if it true.

> tfw degenerate attracted to my semi /fit/ cousin
> wide hips, great ass, chestlet but pretty face
> last time I caught her mirin' and we flirted
> I am scared and looking forward to see what happens if we drink

>>39753162
I do have a very lovely beard, to be fair anon.
It also doesn't translate quite so homoerotically, but the point does come across.

>>39752930
I'd fuck your ass and make you call me daddy, don't worry anon, you'll find a boyfriend.

I have a thing for cousins and if I married one my family wouldn't care too much.
Good thing for my offspring that I'll probably never get the chance though.

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>>39754340
i have a thing for cousins too. i think it's become my biggest fetish at this point

>mfw my only sexual experiences have been with my cousins from both dad and mom side

>>39752930
>be average looking
>older people think that automatically means you date easily

Why are baby boomers so out of touch?

>>39734647
>Dues Volt

>>39754340
>>39754732
3rd worlders and deeply red state Americans disgust me

>>39754774
cousin incest isn't disgusting. it happens more often than you think. people rarely admit to it because of the social stigma

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>>39754774
>people who like something i dont disgust me

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>>39754774
It just feels like home. Dont you love home anon?
>what happens anon? D-dont you like me?
>I-I promise grandma will never know

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>>39754803
Maybe in whatever shitty location you're in. Where I live most people barely even know their cousins.

>>39749198
God shit anon, thanks for posting this

>>39754849
It's sad that you will never have a close and loving family.

>>39729615
>not binging when you have the chance
Lol, I'm perma bulking until I hit at least 95kg, 82-84 now

>>39732816
Home gym will be the first thing I'll get once I can afford my own space

>>39739048
>the west is losing every value it once stood for and western people get raped, outbred and killed even in our holiest holidays
>but the real enemy are conservatives Lmao. Someone needs a redpill
>>>/pol/

>>39739048
It isn't a minor threat. Islam is a major threat to anyone who isn't one of them.

>>39729636
Congrats on upgrading from skelly to skinny

>>39752930
Yeah anon that mode gets a shit ton of mires. Most aesthetic imo. Its a perfect balance of shredded but not a gym rat. I too was that mode, and if you are tall you are a god in most females feeble minds.

>>39742532
people like you is the reason depression exists. Consider sudoku

For the last 3 month i had a big binge eating problem
I am 15kg overweight and depressed....
And what do my fucking familly tell me ? «you are better like this»

Fuck them

>>39756946
Treating you softly will make you soft. You need a hard kick up the arse if you're gonna change. Being in that kind of mindset is something you fight your way out of, not something you can expect to solve itself. You can't buy a solution for it either.

Just do it™

>>39756900
>if you are tall
;_; WHYYYYY

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>extended Family, half is normal, half is heavily christian
>cousin 2 years younger than me
>she's part of the christian part of the family
>always posting bible verses on her facebook
>she is visibly flustered when interacting with me since i cut (dat jaw)
>gets giggly really easily
>does weird shit like calling me and hanging up, and sending me texts while we're in the same room
>fucking always grabs my arms
>plain, but nice smile, has that ass

If i were devilish i'd destroy her, video it and send it to her parents

too bad i'm such a fucking beta

>>39752796
So you're a fat unfuckable neckbeard congratulations man.

>>39756946

leave fit or man up

>>39757651
just let her catch you fapping, anon-kun

>>39757768
Seems like a good plan actually

>>39757652
>Fat
Slowly dropping the pounds, but you're not wrong
>Unfuckable
I'm married and in a polyamourous relationship. Thank God I'm not a fucking manlet.
>Neck beard
Calling everyone who has a beard a "neck beard" to detract from your own inability to grow facial hair isn't doing you any favours.

>>39728800
>cousin is literally everything I could ever want in a girl
>conservative, intensely cute, very nice and friendly
>she's 17 going on 18
>reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally wanna start talking to her but at the same know that's fucked up

The one girl I've always wanted and I can never even try. Fuark.

>went back home
>gay friend says "you look good"
>realize he's undressing me with his eyes
>T-thanks

>>39733080
No parent kicks their kid out of the house. We just have more living space so we don't have to live close to home if we don't want to. Europeans live in cramped cities in cramped countries so there's not anywhere to go.

Former body builder uncle notices gainz
>hey man you look great! How much are you putting up now??
>T-thanks.... you too

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>got a girlfriend yet?

>>39733080
you're exaggerating it intensely to make it seem like a big deal when it isn't.
>you need to get a job very far away from home, that if you're within driving distance of a few hours from family, you're a manchild who is afraid to leave home.
like this entire paragraph is just horseshit, and after that you don't have much left

a. kids want to be out of the house and away from parents, it gives them freedom to do what they want as soon as they are an adult. the life of a kid going to college and living in a dorm that is hours away from their parents is vastly different than the life of the kid who goes to college but drives back to his house every day. this is just a simple fact. there's nothing inherently wrong with living at home and saving money in your early 20s, but there is just a vast difference in what you'll be doing on an average night.

this leads to independence and after college kids dont even WANT to go back to living with their parents, because they realize how nice it is being able to jack off in your living room at 2am with music blasting. and if you moving back home gives you the sense that you'll be going back to the same rules you had in high school (even if not entirely true)

b. no one expects you to get a job very far away or anything like that, parents only care that you have a good job and are happy and would prefer if you stayed somewhat close

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>>39737802
>It's a great feeling, but living through most of my adolescence as an outcast has pretty much permanently rendered me a numb shell of a human being
You and I are far too much alike

>>39735260
kek!

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>>39757910
>best friend comes out to me when we were younger
>he says I was the first one he told
>he says he always really liked me
>tells me he wishes I were gay too

tfw if I were gay, I could have had the perfect homo relationship with my best friend

>>39756556
I'm more likely to be killed or injured by a Christian American than an Islamic terrorist.

>>39757902

>Cousin

Kill yourself

>>39737919
post progress pics

>>39758173
2nd cousin if that helps.

>>39732055
my grandma passed away yesterday :(

>tfw haven't gone to an extended family gathering in 3+ years

Feels fucking great desu, they're all passive-aggressive dickheads

>>39733625
go get em anon

>>39758143
>killed or injured
>opinions i don't like are injuries

>>39739048
Baitttttt

>>39758242
Sorry for your loss, anon. You good?

>>39757661
Fuck you, i am slimmer than most powerlifter of /fit/

>>39757533

Yeah i know you are right i did it before but it is fucking hard this time

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>have spent the last 6 or 7 christmas' with me and my mom
>move out of state and where the rest of my family is
>first year spending it with this family since way back when
>they went overboard with gifts for me cause they're happy i'm over here now
>majority under the tree are for me
i dunno how to deal with christmas, bros

>>39728800
No extended family this Xmas, just me & mom. It's been that way for several years.

>>39758663
I love you. Keep progressing bro.

>>39757910
Now imagine that happening to you 20+ times a day. That's how it feels to be a (attractive) woman.

>>39758610
Thats actually really endearing. You should just take it in stride and be happy. Don't act like you're imposing on them or like you don't deserve it.

Just accept the fact your family loves you, and they did this cause they wanted to.

>>39733625

A 4.5pl8 DL is pretty fuckin strong, don't let /fit/ warp your mind

>>39737014
Your cousin a piece of shit who is wholly uncomfortable with his sexuality. Sorry that happened to you friend.

>>39728800
I'm looking forward to not seeing my extended family. They're uneducated and in poverty. I hate them all.

>Still dyel/skinnyfat
>Have been working out
>Think that I might be progressing, but chalk whatever I see as hopeful delusion
>sister walks by and pinches my forearm when its at a bend
>"Anon! Was that muscle?"
>"Wh-what? No p-probably not. I mean it hasn't been that long"
>"No that was tough. I can see that you're doing better"
>"T-thanks sisteranon"

I'm terrible at receiving compliments, i love them I'm just used to insults.

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>Sister has fat ass reminiscent of Mia malkova
>farts all the time

It's like a reminder to not get turned on.

I went into vacation expecting them, but:

>family vacation with mom's sister's family to the Florida panhandle this past July
>been lifting for 6 months, excited to kinda have a beach bod versus the twig frame I used to have
>figure I may fuck my sloot step-cousin who's bringing her boyfriend
>her boyfriends are usually total losers
>figure I'll be the most in-shape dude there
>step-cousin's boyfriend turns out to be Chad McLargeHuge
>fuckhuge roidgorilla
I ended up finding a nice girl on the beach and the dude ended up being a total bro, but I was hella intimidated at first.

Almost gave up on lifting that week

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>Older brother gives me a look that just says he's proud of me
I just started but man, having his approval is better than the gains.

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>>39759425
Wow, thats like a by the books example of pic related

Good story anon

>>39735308
He's fixing a country it's so beautiful

>>39739360
I've been voting democrat since Gore. That I took this election seriously is a sign that it's not my first rodeo, otherwise I'd probably be lulz-ing and "Trump that Bitch" with the rest of you morons.