"Wow ur starting to get pretty big son" What do?

Say "thanks mom" because im not a fucking degenerate

>>39728497
You too

ur not my mom

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>>39728515
>>39728517

>tell me the truth anon, does high heels makes mommy's butt look fat?

bitch its been 2 fucking years and im just starting?

>>39728527
Jesus Christ is that shopped

>>39728527

mom, is pretty weird when you talk in 3rd person about yourself.

>>39728527
>tfw your mom finally lets you fuck her but your dick can't reach the holes on the other side of the 12 inches of straight ass cheek

>this thread

and people say gays are degenerate

jesus christ have some decency

>>39728527
M-mom you're not w-wearing any p-pants

>>39728579
no make me

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>>39728527

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booty bump!

y-you too

Masturbate loudly until the day she comes in your room and asks you to fuck her senseless like any good son

For you

>>39728497
>>39728636

Obviously in her late 20's/early 30's. The only kids she would conceivably have would be under 10

this literally happens every time i visit my folks, minus the sexual undertones. she keeps saying not to get any bigger despite me barely being out of DYEL

>Women hit the wall at 25, above this age they loose their market value
The fact that this 30+ bitch gets this kind of response proves this to be false, women keep their market value well past 30

>>39728547
look at those lips, anon. shes clearly just a plastic whore

i wanna sniff her butt

>>39728660
A-Anon-kun please get bigger and bully your father while fucking my tight milf pussy

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>>39728497

>mfw my mum keeps squeezing my arms and shoulders since I came home for christmas.

>>39728664
I fucked a 40 y/o milf and it felt lewd as fuck, seriously they can be so fucking hot dude it really depends on the woman l guess

>>39728665
Bet it smells like melted crayons

>>39728689
Lost my kiss virginity to a boy but the first woman I ever french kissed and gropped was a 45 year old milf with a black husband and niglet kids. She was pretty hot. Thicc too, not fat. First time I properly made out with a girl. I'm glad we didn't bone because we were both drunk and I just know I couldn't have gotten it up with that many booze in me.

>>39728497
FEET

>>39728689
My point was people say that women lose their sexual appeal in the eyes of men after 25 or well it goes down but in reality it doesnt
Women have all the power in dating at 18, at 24, at 28 and well up above 30

There is no "She cant get a man so she is desperate to settle" IRL

>>39728636
Jesus Christ the make-up on her face is offputting. It'd be like fucking an oil painting.

>>39728730
That's not true at all. There are tons of crazy bitches that can't keep a dude for a very good reason. Are there betas that will put up with nearly everything? Yes, but there also lots of women that can't find those betas and just go through a stable of dudes because nobody wants to actually stay and put up with their bullshit.

Those are usually the chicks dudes talk about when they mention the chicks who are past their prime

>>39728752
So maybe i misunderstood things then because women still get tons of attention way past 30 and dating never changes really for guys

I thought it was girls who cant attract a man when past their prime but this never happens (well maybe at 45-50, idk)

>>39728708
Milfs who stay in shape and dont let themselves go usually end up looking really great, though its mostly genetics


>>39728730
There are crazy bitches irl though anon, not all girls are nice

>>39728775
Why stay with some old, used up, cunt when you can stay with a younger more fertile woman?

>>39728784
>There are crazy bitches irl though anon, not all girls are nice
Men mostly go by looks, i thought this was refering to a point where their looks were unable to attract a man

>>39728786
Not like you have alot of options as a guy
Most women i know in their 17-21s are in relationships already and they are well known for their fickle nature, even by female standards are they considered fickle

>>39728657
desu my friend it's not that uncommon to have childbirth at 13-16yo

>>39728834
>ameriteens

Name?

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>>39728497
Have a sauce anons

http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/5973732/Russian-milf-with-wide-hips?gid=5973732&page=0&view=0

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>>39729819

>>39728657

she is not in her early 30s. At best, she's early 40s. He face is pulled so tightly to her skull, and coated in make up, it's obvious she past her prime.

>>39728664

They can still be hot after 25.

but this woman is past her prime for sure. Whereas men hit their prime in their 30s, and women of all ages want that 30 year old man ass, where men of all ages want that 20 year old woman ass.

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m-mommy

>>39728497
Oh, look, that's another of those thread not about /fit/ topic for get pervs in there

4chan is good guys

>>39729944
Oh god what's her name, i'm searching for her for ages

>>39729931
Look at her hands and feet the skin doesn't lie, she's not 20 that's for sure I would bet she's in her 30's around the late 30's do you see wrinkling of the hands and feet.

>>39729912
what's wrong with her face

>>39729912
the fuck is this shit

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>>39728497
I'm on nofap for a week now delet this from /fit/ you scumbags.

>>39730067
Or leave the thread so the rest of us non-potatoes can enjoy.

>>39728519
kek

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>>39730067
The best thing is that thread about /nofap/ gets deleted and this stays.

http://imgur.com/a/LUvEz

thank me later

>tfw mom fetish but not ur own 'cause that shit is disgusting
>tfw beta ex-gf's desperate mom constantly sought excuses to grab your arms and put her hands on your shoulders, and probably fantasized about cucking her own daughter

>>39730185
Disgusting

>>39728497
thanks mom, would you make me a sandwich?

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>>39730185

>>39730224
roast beef sandwich ;-)

>>39730220
she's like a 50 year old that used surgery all over to have cartoon proportions. she went from a 2/10 (image is in album) to a 10/10 milf body

>>39730250
nah, I think I'm feeling chicken more than beef

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>>39730185
FUARKKKKKKKKK

>>39729819
she's actually pretty sexy with her clothes off, but those fucking lips, she needs less lipstick or a lip reduction

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>>39730185
T H I C C

>>39730185
wtf I love jews now

>>39728497
4u, mom

>>39728497

SAUCE!!!!

>>39730555
guy literally posted an imgur album of her in the thread, fucking idiot

>>39728636
I'm more interested in that dashing young man behind her.

>>39730575
Of course you are you fucking poofter.

>>39730555
why would you want her fucking sauce, she looks ghastly

>>39730575
That's Sarah Jessica Parker bro

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>>39730185
>that jewnose

>>39728497
Y...you too.

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>Anon, please stop looking at my chest.

>I am your aunt

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>>39728683

>>39728527
No bit the injections and lorsosis fo. Get your shit together

>>39730762
Dumb illiterate mobileposter.

>>39730067
enjoy your eventually permanent erectile dysfunction, degenerate; soon you'll forget what it's like

>>39731447
Says a guy who's busting his kids all over himself to another guy fucking a girl on screen.

Yeah

>>39731447
i discovered masturbation at the age of 17, now im 19 and doing fine, so shut up

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>>39730686
I would make some sweet retarded children with tha aunt.

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>>39729912

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>>39730185
just don't look at the face

>>39731548
are you a mormon

>>39728497
Mom you are a fatpig

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Mom says this, wat do.

>>39728636
>even the horse is getting a boner

>>39728497
What mode is that?>>39728497

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>>39728636

>>39731754
She wants you to come back where you come from

>>39731754
Youve been inside her once, its like coming back home anon
You like home, dont you?

>>39731754
>texting "lol" to your mother
wew

>>39731775
Haha

>>39731912

I don't get this post.

>>39728636
AYY

>>39731754
>"would u like to see my cock mommy lol"

>>39731754
>You know I was already inside you once, wanna go at it one more time? ;)

>>39729937
>women of all ages want that 30 year old man ass
except college girls in my experience. they'd much rather fuck a 21 year old frat chad than a 30 year old guy who makes $80k

>>39731999

She already has

>>39733031
>mom walks in on you showering
>bites her lip

>>39733047

Lol no I accidentally sent her a vid of me plowing my gf when we were on vacation.

>>39730185
Fapped.
Not too proud of it.

>>39733098
Nice. Did she bite her lip while watching?

>>39733098
"accidentally"
I bet she enjoyed it

>>39733120
>>39733125

I told her not to watch it but she specifically commented on me not wearing a condom and made a joke about grandchildren.

>>39733191
nigga she watched the hole thing multiple times and now craves your "grandchildren"

>>39733212

She could have just watched the beginning and immediately closed it. It starts out with my dick over my gfs belly with me about to stick it in.

>>39733221
she probably still has it just so she can shlick it nightly

>>39733221
Share it dude

>>39733233

She has been texting me a lot more since our trip and I think that's where that comment asking about how my gf likes her new ride came from since she saw us fucking.

Those lips are disgusting though

>>39733256
she jelly

>>39733254

Any easy way to convert mp4 to webm on mobile?

Screen shot from start of video. It got compressed when it got sent so it's pixely.

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>>39733298

Forgot pic.

>>39733309
Shit man, thats a long dick, your mom wants some of that 100% confirmed

>>39733309
is your gf a trap?

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>>39733386

No

>>39733309
lmao

>>39733395
>Very fast cock thrusting at incredibly high speed

>>39733309
>>39733395
Your "gf" has a pretty good dick, bro.

>>39733406

That's basically all it was and she told me to use protection unless I want little ones running around and that she's not ready to be a grandma.

mom told me my butt was getting adorable yesterday

thanks mom

>>39733421

She doesn't have one but thanks bro.

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>>39733098
>>39733309
>>39733395
And they call niggers degenerate... wew

>>39733423
That means she wants to be a mother again, anon-kun.

>>39733583

Not likely but I would give her the D.

>>39733735
post pic of her already god fucking damnit

>>39733298
http://www.zamzar.com/convert/mp4-to-webm/

>>39733757

Not happening lol I'm an old /b/tard.

>>39733735
Seconded, will fap to her, even if she is an uggo. Truly the fetish of the intellectual.

>>39733781
Body shot only then, obvs scrub the image first.
Or just describe her, don't spare the detail

>>39733804

52(looks 40), 5'7, blonde, pretty skinny, kind of a cardio bunny, small tits, nice legs and decent booty.

>>39733833
>52

D R O P P E D

>>39733833
>52

No thx im sweet

Unless your mom is actual lisa ann, the oldest you should ever touch a woman as a healthy, non-autistic young man is in her mid 40s

>>39733840
Underage b&.

>>39733833
Nice. Ever hear her getting porked?

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>That face, I've seen it somewhere before...

>>39733833
Tell your mom I'd bang hr.

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>>39733873
>calling underage bait at the only chance we had to see that anons cougar mom

jesus christ

>>39728497
Fuck you, mom.

>>39733873

She was always single so the only things I ever heard was her and her dildo/vibe.

>>39733895

Will do sir.

TELL THE STORY OF WHERE YOU ACCIDENTLY SHOWED IT TO HER

>>39733933
She needs some attention anon, she sacrificed so much for you. If you won't bang her, at least set her up with a /fit/ gym bro who can give her what she needs.

>>39733950

Just sent it in a text with some pics/vids the while we were on vacation.

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brehs

>>39734001
brehs

>>39728636
HOW CAN HUMANS EVEN COMPETE

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>>39734046
forgot gooby

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>>39734001
What a fucking wierd looking physique

>>39732073
College girls would fuck anything anon.
Anything but you.

>>39734001
she is litteraly ass.
its all ass.

>>39733970
pls screenshot the response

She's hot but that fucking face man. She look like a Magikarp.

Sauce on the video tough ?

>>39734361
that feel when plastic hags are my fetish

>>39730185
I found some more pics with some not in that imgur
>https://imgur.com/a/CDX6T
>http://arhivach.org/thread/168096/

way more pics
http://cuscas.net/2016/08/20/marina-berezina/

>>39728497
4u

>>39728636
What's she about to do to that horse? It looks excited.

>>39728497
*unzips cock*

>>39728636
Why does this look like a 3D render?

>>39736157
>What's she about to do to that horse?
Reminder that there really are women who do sick shit with animals

>>39736157
>It looks excited
Which one?

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>>39734001
Looks like a reall ife fuckin Legoman drawing holy shit

>>39734001
dem hipps tho

>>39728565
My phantasy

>>39737067
KEK

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>>39728497
Fuck you bitch, you don't know me, fuck off for leaving dad and causing him to commit suicide, I fucking hate you and how the fuck did you track me down and fine me and how the fuck did you break into my house you lying cheating heartbreaking bitch cunt, all because of you cheating you fucking killed my only friend, my best friend, my dad, I fucking hate you go to hell.

>>39737255
Rape her for revenge

>>39728775
If a woman stays in shape and takes care of herself she is still sexually appealing to most men.

The misunderstanding is that that is what matters. No man wants to marry an older woman. That is what the wall really means.

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>>39736925
you're in the club and this dog slaps your gf's ass.

what do you do?

>>39737449
NO, EVEN BETTER,

SLAPS YOUR MUM'S ASS,
WHAT
DO
YOU
DO?

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>>39737449
doggo pls no
don't take mah bish

>>39728497
Ugly feet desu. Would still tap that ass.

http://www xvideos com/video10644400/jealous_son_takes_mom_over_and_over

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>>39728636
whenever I see shitty makeup I think of pic related

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>>>39731754
>Youve been inside her once, its like coming back home anon
>You like home, dont you?

Kek

>>39737449
>curled ears
>sloped backwards back
>skinny deer like legs
>small head

From the looks of it this dog's shorter than 31 in too which is the bare minimum standard for danes

>what would you do

Laugh at its shitty genetics most likely

>>39733395
pencil dick, no girth at all

>>39731447
>calling someone who doesnt masturbate a degenerate

Okay faggot, go back to whacking it to cartoon horses

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>>39731879

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>>39737516
>>39731879
I am aroused and disgusted at the same time

>>39731945
degeneracy

>>39737255
Where did she touch you anon

>>39737255
rapefuck her in the pussy

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>>39731447
I would rather believe the hundreds of dudes on video and forums saying how it changed their life for the better than believe some nobody on 4chan

>>39738133
le funny goofy horse mask

>>39738271
le describing what something le is

>>39728497
>>39728527
And you're starting to get pretty photoshopped.

>>39736889
Because every single one of her pics, and I mean every single one of them, is photoshopped.

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>>39738359

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>>39738387

>>39733395
>>39733309
>bare as a baby's butt
Why do girls do this?

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>Be 26
>boning a lady thats 42 for about 7 months
>she loved feeling my arms and loved the V on my waist despite no visible six pack
>One day she says "oh shit I'm late home"
I assume she's talking about her son
>"oh no, my husband's gonna be home soon, i gotta hurry back"

I dropped it after that, i miss her but i dont want any trouble and i never asked if she was married in the first place.

There is an unattended pair of women's shoes at my gym and I'm the only one here. Should I sniff them?

>>39738808
Oh yea

>>39730000
mirrored pic

>>39729912
Her shadow is a dick

>>39729965
Linda Grace

>>39730686
>CUMPLERINOS

I have such a bad mommy fetish but I'm too muscular and all these girls submit and call me daddy without fail.

>just want some girl to say "I'll be your mommy tonight"

>>39728497
How many times do I have to tell you I'm only interested in traps with natty bodies and not ones with fake plastic tits, dad? Stop hitting on me!

>>39738654
Kek

>>39737449
Allow it to have her, I'm a canadian and it's the current year

>>39729912
She look like a clown

Here's a link if anyones interested
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/5973732/Russian-milf-with-wide-hips

>>39738387
Holy fuck I thought this was one of those mirror images, like a Mad fold-in.

>>39728497
Does her super thin neck make anyone else uncomfortable?

>>39737939

Never thought I'd see a dog genetics autist on /fit/ desu senpai

>>39730575
keeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeek

>>39730185
Broke my nofap last night to this

>>39740686
Dirty juden

>>39740055
>imagefap

Degenerate

>>39733395
How can your dick be so long but so thin

>>39738520

they have been in a progressive arms race with one another as to who can be least hairy for some time now

first armpits, then legs, arms, finally bush

it's a race to femininity

>>39728636

>horse face and ass
>black stallion going full staff

it all makes sense now

>>39743859
Now that I've actually had sex and find bare pubic off-putting.

My mom looks nothing like this woman and this woman looks like a drag queen. My mom complains about being fat despite being 120 pounds.

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>Anon!
>Hahaha were you looking at your aunts ass?!

>>39744005
MORE

pls

>>39728497
Bump

>>39743859
>it's a race to femininity
nah, it's a race to pre-pubescence
- most women know it on a subliminal level

>>39730185
>http://imgur.com/a/LUvEz
Thank you! I rarely post on 4chan. Thank you, thus slut if beautiful.

>>39731799
underrated

>>39728497

>>39740486
No, that's hot as fuck. Especially relative to her body. It's very feminine.

>>39744005
D-damn it aunty you're the one provoking me.

>>39728497
Give her the ol' natty lickaroo

>>39730185
Hitler was right.

Does she have videos?

>>39728665
its shopped you illiterate cunt, like 90% of the shit thats uploaded in here

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>>39744005
S-sorry

>>39746147
Different strokes I guess.

Heh.

>>39728752
This was literally my last relationship. She was hot, 30, great job and thought she could get away with shit just because.

After about 3-4 month mark, the real attitude started coming out. At first I'd led it slide a little because maybe she just had a shitty day or hormones or whatever. But occurring more often, I wasn't there to teach her manners or be her dad. No thanks. And her friends were equally shitty too. After it ended, I spent some time trying to figure it all out, but it's the past now

My buddy is a beta who got married to one of these princesses, puts up with her shit all the time. I'm not invited to hang out much anymore since I call her bullshit out all the time.

I could keep my mouth shut more often I guess but I got too much ego and self respect to let people walk over me or my buddies

>>39728664
>women keep their market value well past 30
Well, that depend on their lifestyle. If they started sucking dicks at 13 which mostly they do, over a decade of dick sucking, alcohol, and shitty lifestyle would eventually wore their looks out.

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>>39728636
kek

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>this entire thread

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>>39744005
I'm not normally about the whole THICC meme but I mean

damn

>>39731999
TRIPS DICTATES IT

>>39730185

>she's fucking an ugly guy with a short dick

>>39728527
ewww

>>39754230
that dick is thick as fuck though.