Muscular Christianity

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>>39723061
I am. Although I feel terrible because I still can't quit masturbating to porn

>>39723061
How did he end up in prison if he's so righteous?

>>39723061
#Lifting4Odin

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>>39723061
>muscular christians

LOL

Christianity is a beta religion. It's why most "Christians" today practice some militant, Jesus-ignoring form of it where they don't have to turn the other cheek and they can blow anyone's head off if provoked.

Good for you if you practice this form, but it's not really Christianity.

>>39723149
in the simpsons universe Springfield has been taken over by islamists who have implemented sharia law

I lift to praise Kek
I only do 11 reps per set for my lifts

>>39723146
Same

You would be the first. Only serious christians I know aren't anything approaching normal, much less fit in any capacity.

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Right here, senpai, well, trying. In the same boat as >>39723146.

>>39723061
slave mentality

>>39723196
>Swastika is backwards
Really makes you think

What is Muscular Christmas like?

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>>39723146
>>39723251
>>39723458
keep trying lads
i had problems for a very long time. eventually you make it

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>>39723196

>>39723146
just fill your addiction with another OR think about jesus before you click on that porn link. Trust me its pretty hard to jack off while thinking about jesus

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>>39723850
>>39723626
I'm trying lads, I really am. And I do think the Lord is doing a work on me, but when I give in the disappointment I feel is so real. One day by God's grace I'll make it through though

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checking in

>>39723923
the sin ride never ends m8. i quit porn for like 8 months then went back and am now quitting again. Were all gonna make it

>>39723146
iktf

>>39723564
>and now...it's time for The Feats Of Strength!

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>>39723969
Amen bro

>>39723231
Correction. Jesus was the Alpha, as well as the Omega. No mention of Beta anywhere.

>he believes in a God
C'mon lads, be a bit smarter

>>39723146
>>39723969
>>39724010
Keep it up bros. I don't have a magic answer just be vigilant. I'm currently porn free and it is worth it.

Remember God knows when you screw up and loves you anyway. You don't have to wait for the shame to wear off to pray etc..

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>>39724323
Whether any religion is real or not is irrelevant as long as it gives people higher purpose to aspire to.

>>39724518

Did you ride the tiger today my fellow aristocrat of the soul?

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>>39724323

>smarter
/fit/

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>he's not Orthodox
>he doesn't have a beard
>he doesn't lift

>>39723929
Is he fucking blessing su-33's?

>>39724323
Tfw too smart to be an atheist

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>>39724550
Crashing this kali yuga with no survivors.

>>39723526
Got to bed Nietzche

>>39723149
the world hates him

>>39724518
what mode is this?

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>>39724518
>"if we had halted the French Revolution this wouldn't be happening"
>he doesn't know that the modern deviation began with the dissolution of the Templar Order in 1312

>Thinks a dude 2000 years ago walked on water without proof

>Thinks a wizard created the universe

If you're going to believe in something with no evidence, at least pick something cooler like Thor.

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>>39725707
I'd say the protestant reformation actually.

>>39725734
>reducing millennia of culture and philosophy to le magic sky daddehxD

This is why everyone finds atheists to be so obnoxious in recent years.

>>39725773
>I'd say the protestant reformation actually.
The English Reformation in particular, but I agree.

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>>39725773

I like how you couldn't refute anything I said

>>39723231
This. Real men honor their ancestors, hold their oaths sacred, and defend their friends and family until the end. Christianity is a religion that removes someone from the world and makes false promises that destroys families. It's a scourge on the world that killed the Old Ways through fear, violence, and bribery.

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>>39724488
>loves you
>promises eternal torture if you don't specifically believe in him
>still loves you
>creates you with lots of urges like sex
>damns you to eternal torture if you don't follow his set of rules that he created despite knowing the proclivities that he created you to have and being omnipotent knowing that you will fail and end up being tortured for eternity
>literally creating you to be tortured forever
>loves you

>>39726382
What was I supposed to refute?

>implying I'm even religious

>>39723146
Pray for god to give you strength. I'm praying for you senpai

>>39726580
Thank you friend

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>>39723231
You seem to only have experienced liberal 'nice' Christianity.

Reporting in

>>39723061
>opiate of the masses
Never
Going
To
Make
It
EVER

>>39724022
Lel

>>39727505
Get the fuck off my board you fucking commie.

>>39727534
>he believes in imaginary beings with magical powers
May as well just write a letter to Santa Claus asking for gains

>>39727534
>not lifting for the revolution
Kill yourself.

>>39726938
> this begs the question
No no no no no it raises the question

>>39723061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APoGZgJHxxQ

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>>39727549
>>39727554

Athiest leftist trash needs to go.

>>39726424
It's one of the common misconceptions about religion.
A monotheistic god can't be omniscient, omnipotent and omnibenevolent at the same time by definition. One of the three qualities has to not apply (unless you count the deity as being some kind of alien being with blue and orange morality in wich case, the religions of the book become more of a weird cult)

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>>39728276
Being logical about this doesn't matter, because Average Joe Christian believes that God has a plan for them and that god is all-knowing, all-powerful, and all-benevolent. Yet they think they can alter this plan despite the fact that they believe that their God is all of those things.

I went through 13 years of religious schooling and 4 years of serious theology before I realized this all hinged on a fucking unproveable idea. It's all just a fucking myth, same as any other religion.

My biggest gripe is that Christianity, not some variant of Indo-European paganism, became the dominant religion of the West. IMO, the values of old Europe are so much better for holding together a society.

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>>39723146
Right there with you, bro. We're all gonna make it, though.

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>>39723061
stop worshipping a kike on a stick

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>>39725353
>his country doesnt enforce the first aircraft built for combat be blessed by a bishop
enjoy losing ww3 fag

>>39725773
>B-but religion is really old!
Still retarded.

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>>39727505
>thinking this quote as substance out of context

You're as stupid as people who think Nietzsche said ''God is dead''.

>>39723929
That's a cute boy. You think Patriarch fucks him?

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>>39723061
I rep for Rama

What do you guys think of fellow christians that are fat and proud? Are they just shitty people?

All these mega churches are full of so many fat christians, I don't get it. Isn't it a sin to be gluttonous and abuse your body in general?

>>39729855
>Isn't it a sin to be gluttonous

>implying bulking isn't gluttony

>>39729866
Not really, unless you mean a dirty bulk.

A clean bulk is perfectly un-gluttonous.

>>39723061
Why are devout followers of the Lord on this website. Not trying to start shit, but seriously, I boggles my mind why Catholics and Protestants come here

>>39724518
>Whether any religion is real or not is irrelevant as long as it gives people higher purpose to aspire to

convenience =/= truth

>>39724488
>>39723923
>>39723969
I'm not religious at all, but I like how you folks try so hard. It's an appreciable discipline.

kys religion is cancer

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>>39729211

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why are believers such bros?

Who is Protestant and who is Catholic?

>>39727505
We get it, you had to read Brave New World for an English assignment once.

>>39730710
The gym is the only place to bury their latent homosexual feelings.

If God made humans in his image, and God is perfect, why did he make you a manlet with no muscle mass?

>>39729823
Indians were based before the English cucked them into autistic poo in loos.

Sad, really.

>>39730887
Because mankind fell into sin and lost their perfection. Do you even Genesis 3?

>>39730352
Because for all the junk on here I still enjoy this place far more then your standard forums. No need to worry about keeping your rep up, upsetting the mods with "toxic" language, dealing with people who have an over inflated e-peen etc. Plus all the boards I browse are fairly active, so discussion is constant

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>>39725734
Thor might be "cooler," but the civilization that followed him got wrecked by the people of the zombie jew, and eventually had to admit the superiority of their god.

>>39731869
If God is omnipotent why would she allow that to happen

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>not saying the rosary while you're lifting/rucking/hiking/running

It helps desu

Heretics get out

>>39732164
Because He gives us free will.

>>39726424
I'm guessing you never had tough love. In addition to that you're taking into account of what man made, a book. You really want to connect with God, you'd have a better shot of going far away from civilization as possible leaving everything behind and sit there in silence. Apparently the Buddha did this as well.

>>39732289
Given that free will exists, and also given His knowledge of all events past and present, why would an omnibenevolent being create a person whose existence will consist of primarily torture? Eg, he creates a person knowing full well they will not believe of their free will thus damning themselves to eternal torment, how is creating them at all a moral choice?

>>39732380
for the lulz idiot

>>39732380
Such a stupid question. It doesn't matter whether someone believes they have free will or not because they always have it. Without free will there can be no moral choice.

>>39729628
jesus wasn't jewish

>>39732292
>I'm guessing you never had tough love.
What?
> In addition to that you're taking into account of what man made, a book.
Ok, yes, go on.
>You really want to connect with God, you'd have a better shot of going far away from civilization as possible leaving everything behind and sit there in silence. Apparently the Buddha did this as well.
I'm not trying to connect with God. The Abrahamic concept of God is meaningless to me. "God" as an entity is a ridiculous proposition. We are of the universe, not away from it like those religions would have you believe.