what does /fit/ think about these pedal machines?

>>39716733
gay/10
get a real bike, ride outside

>>39716739
but it's winter!

>>39716750
stop being a pussy

>>39716757
why would I buy a bike to use when there is a foot of snow outside?

>>39716733
I should put one of these thing under my desk and burn mad cals while browsing this very board.

>>39716733
using one right now while i watch tv and shit post, can stuff my face with whatever i want and wont get fat

Enjoy the cardio equivalent of a smith machine you fuck.

>>39716765
Put treads on you fucking baby. Or chains.

>>39716733
I never really feel like I'm doing much, but it tells me I burn 600 calories and my legs are wobbly as all hell.
I feel like it lies and I'm probably burning half of what it says if even that. I don't know if it does anything, but I do it anyway.

I have one. Completely useless. The resistance is nil, as are gains.