>tfw an old asian women approaches you and asks if you have

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>>39715862
lol pics or it didn't happen nigga

I'm a grill and I don't think that most of us women really pays attention on men's hips. Seriously. Unless you have visible bottle neck shoulders and you look like a woman, women doesn't judge your body by bodybuilding standards I can tell you.

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>tfw it's almost Christmas time and you have the smallest dick in your family

>>39715862
I don't know this feel but lol

>>39715862
>not realizing she was hitting on you
>not flirting back and saying you could give her some daughters with hips that would birth many healthy boys

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>>39715901
>tfw smallest dick out of your friends and have to go to a Christmas party with all of them tomorrow night

>>39715952
If this is a problem I'm jealous you get to be at that kind of party.

>>39715960
What? Just me and my buds poundin some brews and pallin around.

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>>39715901
>>39715952
>tfw the biggest dick out of family and friends and Christmas party tomorrow.