gym stories

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there is a gai in my gym that screams DOGGY as loud as possible whenever he does anything. he also says hi to me and gym bros and its weird because he seems like a genuinely normal person until he goes and lifts something or runs on the treadmill and screams DOGGY

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>>39710145
Maybe he lifts for his dogge?

>>39710145
is it angry yelling or excited yelling?

>>39710309
it's really high pitched as if he is trying to call his dog or something kek

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>>39709724

>If I wanted a gym kekaroo I'd ask for your 1 rep maxes

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>>39709724
If I wanted a kekaroo I'd ask for your 1rm

>>39710429
Could be worse, he could be yelling "SIEG HEIL" between reps.

>>39709724
There is this skinny guy that has been coming for months. neither his lifts or him have gotten any bigger. I swear he's going trap mode

>>39710145
my guess is tourettes

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>>39710596
kek

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>>39710703
idk about that, he literally walked up to me and asked me how to get his dog's facebook back up and working. i told him to make a new account kek

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been a while but I still get a mild chuckle out of it

>qt muscle grill in gym
>does some serious lifts relative to BW and size, am secretly mirin but that's not the point here
>has the interesting habit of grunting amazon style when lifting heavy
>I kid you not serena williams when serving a game winning matchball crossed with bad porn sounds
>one guy always happens to train near her >think it's coincidence because hey maybe they have similar routines with similar lifts what do I care (plus she's openly lesbian so why hit on her)
>nope he is actually ogling her all the time trying to impress her with srs lifts
>one day he front squats massive amounts, struggles but manages to
>right when he is going up for third or so rep she lets out a bloodcurdling porn moan to end all porn moans
>guy gets instant boner, loses focus
>lets the bar fall
>bar hinges onto boner on the way down with all the momentum from letting it fall from mid-torso height
>boner does not stand a chance
>hfw

haven't seen him anywhere near her since

>>39710949
>implying getting swole amazon in bed wouldn't ruin your dick the same over time kek

also lrn2greentext you missed a line break there shamefur dispray

>>39710974
4chan noob here what do you mean?

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>>39710949

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>>39710991
not same anon but I guess he refers to the fact that through elaborate heavy lifting, some muscle grills' pelvic floor and vaginal tension are so well-developed they can accidentally hurt your penis

Some autistic Spaniard loudly threw his weights on the floor to run over and "help" me as I did the roll of shame on the bench.

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>>39710949
>serena williams when serving a game winning matchball crossed with bad porn sounds

vocaroo pls

>>39711045
sadly no I don't go there anymore

>>39711029
same here although not spaniard. ended up nearly hurting me worse than I would ever have managed to myself lel

>>39711001
do go on

this caters to a fetish i was not aware of having

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>>39711076