How can I get out of bed in the morning? No matter what time

Move your phone to the other side of the room and make your alarm loud and annoying as fuck. Also open up a window so the light comes in.

I'm the same way and I realized once I loved my phone I was good to go.

Also this might sound weird but if your bed is super high off he ground it might be worth trying a really low bed.

>>39708629
Get a better bed, use one of those alarms that wake you up when you are in a certain period of sleep.

Moved my phone. Not loved my phone.

Fucking iPhones man...

when you get up to turn your alarm off, immediately go to the bathroom and take a piss and then take a shower

at that point you should be awake

If not, get some music you like and blast it

>>39708629
This, kind of.

I've been sleeping for 10-11 hours for the past few months and it's been horrible. Could I be depressed?

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>>39708641
>Move your phone to the other side of the room and make your alarm loud and annoying as fuck
This is the answer OP. I wouldn't ever make it to work/class if it weren't for this one weird trick

>>39708641
>>39708660
>>39708653

I've tried the alarm clock across the room shit. I've even tried an app that I had to scan a barcode to turn off and used a product in my bathroom as the barcode. I'd walk to it, turn it off, and go back to bed without thinking.

>>39708672
I've tried these too. I'm even the annoying fucking roommate who sets like 10 alarms right after each other, and I just turn them off as they come on, one by one, half-asleep.

Get a fucking job or some form of responsibility that forces you out of bed man. Seriously, if your life allows you to stay in bed till midday you need to reevaluate yourself. If you ever want to make it, start making it before the rest of the world has half a days head start on you.

>>39708629
Being a lazy faggot without any willpower is the road towards NOT making it.

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Drop caffeine, or at least don't drink it more than 1-2 hours after waking up. That will let you sleep when you're tired and wake up when you're rested. Shit should take care of itself from there.

play a match of clash royale and loose, that will enrage you enought to stay awake

OR just stop being a fucking pussy, sleep for at MAX 7:30 hours and gets under the shower as soon as you wake up, force yourself to stay awake

>>39708641
I physically have to get up and get my physical be to turn off my alarm but I just lay back in bed and browse fit for an hour before getting up

Help me

>>39709189
You're a fucking loser.

>>39708629
Have you tried not being a lazy piece of shit, OP? Try getting a job or something.