X-mas thread

>>39708401
A 5pl8 deadlift

For my crush to not give me one word texts and ending conversation sentences

>>39708413
k..

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>>39708401
A handsome bf would do.

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>>39708401
A husband

>>39708401
my own baahbell

A wife that's at least a 6

>>39708401
Why on earth is Santa didling 1pl8 with such a physique?

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>>39708401
a qt gf to cuddle with

A gf

a purpose in life

>>39708516
Same

A noose

>>39708401
Gains

>>39708401
My First Cycle™ steroid kit with my very own big4u guru to pin my glutes and teach me how to leave humanity behind

Although I'd settle for a wrist roller

>This thread

yep, it's /fit/ all right

A gym membership would be nice.

>>39708401
A 10/10 girlfriend

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a gf
lower body fat %

>>39708575
god i want to fuck that girl

especially if she's wearing that hat

-6% Body fat same weight.

>>39708401
i want a home gym

and i want sum fiber internet pls make it happen

Give me permanent 9% bodyfat

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>>39708474
You hit the gym HARD while Santa eats gingerbread COOKIES and DLs BABYWEIGHT.
Santa STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his magically determined HEIGHT BEARD FRAME

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>>39708401
>that shit weight
>those unsecured pl9s

A set of weights, thanks.

Decent gym in my town

>>39708458
Who is this erection perfection?

>>39708401
Safety squat bar
Hex bar
Getting both off santa keks

Steroids

4 gigs of ram

>Adidas Power Perfects
>Creatine
>Gf

>>39708401
A faithful, dark skinned, /fit/, big booty qt with a STEM degree.

Also to get rid of these fucking dark circles under my eyes

>>39708401
an RX480 Nitro from Sapphire
oh, and two plate bench.

>>39708401

White Supremacy

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a qt 3.14 gf

My girlfriend is buying me new chuck taylors and some sweatpants and some other stuff she's not telling me about. :)

>>39708401
>1pl8 deadlift
>plates wobbly as fuck, probably has to readjust them after every rep
>squatting in running shoes

FUCK, HAS /FIT/ RUINED ME?