How can I develop a knockout body like this?

>>39706129
Is this intentional provocation, or is the world really this fucked?

>>39706129
>as she turned heads
they conveniently don't mention which direction the heads are turning

>>39706129
>blonde beauty
kek

>>39706129
Daily Mail being cheeky as fuck 2bh

>>39706198
this lol, they know what they're doing but no one can call them out on it

this is 4d trolling

>>39706129
They meant that she has the same proportions as Iron Mike.

>>39706152
it's the dailymail, some cheeky wanker might actually be trolling readers

>>39706129
t-t-thicc?
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>>39706129

>>39706129
That's a fucking dude bro.

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>>39706129
>my beauty ideals are everyone else's beauty ideals
>we are one being that is attracted to one body type only

i swear, /fit/ is basically means girls but much bitchier.

>>39706156
kek

>>39706247
Kek'd there m8

>>39706262
What are your body standards bro? A teenage skinnyfat dude with small tits and a tramp stamp?

>>39706262
>>39706362

Got to agree bud, if that's the alternative to muh one body type only then you can keep it. She genuinely looks like shit.

>>39706262
So, you think she's hot?

>>39706262
Sure
My beauty ideal says that Amy Schumer is fucking revolting
Most men would agree.

>>39706129

She looks like a fucking marshmallow golem

Its daily mail, they do it all the time.

They get a picture of someone looking like shit and call them a stunner anl they don't get called out for rape and misogyny

Its pretty clever

>>39706129
Why are women so terrible at comedy?

eat 1,000 cals over TDEE and do literally nothing, should only take a few months

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>Get fat
>Work as mediocre comedian
>Sell your soul and values to become an accepted member of a vast political movement aimed at making poor/bad/weak the new mountaintop of society
>Enjoy mediapraise and careerboost

>>39706152
It's dailymail

>>39706129
No joke, I thought that was a British child when I first saw the pic on the left.

>>39706262
Betapost

>>39706262
beauty should be objective

>>39706262
>>we are one being that is attracted to one body type only

Actually yes, barring sexual deviance humans like features which indicate a genetically fit healthy mate. Amy doesn't have those.

>>39706156
top kek

>>39707358
not anon but i thought about responding to this but then realise u'd probably retort with some broscience.

and lmao "genetically fit"

>>39706198
>know that the mere existence of your paper triggers a large swathe of people
>write this article and watch the mental gymnastics

Crafty lads

Anyone have pic of Amy looking like a shuffling zombie fro mwalking dead?

>>39706262
Means girls are good. They make women want to be better. Criticism and ridicule are good things.

>>39707615
considering how self-destructive /fit/ is i cant even laugh at this in good conscience.

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>>39706129

>>39707660
Suit yourself, pussy.