Gym feels

From time to time I'll fart violently and loudly when I do deep squats

I've come to accept that it's the nature of the beast and if it happens it happens

>tfw the new guy asked me to spot him on a sub2pl8 bench
How do I kindly tell him to go fuck himself and lift some heavy weight?

>>39705737

If he asks again just vomit on the ground in front of you

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>>39705677
lmao wtf? are u a 80 year old man that's bottomed since he was 17?

>>39705746
Underrated

>>39705677
>tfw farting when deep in the leg press

>>39705737
By spotting him till he can lift heavier weight, then spotting him some more.

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>>39705652
>Tfw letting loose a nasty proton fart when deadlifting

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>>39705974
>tfw i catch u doing this and proceed to punch u in the throat

>>39705965
2bh you shouldn't even approach the bench without a 315 1 rep max

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>>39705986
Woah cool it bro there is plenty of fart to go around

Here smell

>>39705986
>tfw I sense someone's about to be hurt so i teleport behind you and say "nothin personal kid" as I stab you with my katana that appeared from the fourth dimension before you were able to punch him in the throat

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>>39705998
keep ur whore hole shut u sloot!

>>39705652
This is why I only wear black basketball shorts to the gym.

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>>39706022
...p-put the weapon down dylan

>>39706022
>tfw cool steel runs in at the speed of light and blocks your katana before the fatal blow was able to land, then puts me on his back before running off to take me back to the safe haven of his private lair

>>39705746
Wait until you are spotting him first then proceed with vomiting

>>39705652
Ripped so much ass doing leg curls today. Luckily the 15°F weather kept most of the normies out of the gym.

>>39705677
>From time to time I'll fart violently and loudly when I do deep squats
corelet detected

>>39705737

grow up, boi

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>>39705652
>not wearing your squat plug to prevent exactly this sort of thing

>>39705737
point him to safety pins