Why don't you have a sugarmommy yet?

>>39700963
they like pretty faces

I don't have a pretty face

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>>39701083
DELET

Kate Beckinsale is so attractive but does absolutely nothing for me

I don't get it

>>39700963
Not big enough

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>>39700963
Every fucking time its about face aesthetic

No matter if you are in middleschool/hs or uni or if you are 40yo.

Its always about face aesthetic, you can get muscles but face? nah.


Only difference is that hs/uni stacy's are into skinny ottermode guys and old milfs want aesthetic + being juiced + big dick.


Its always chad that get the best.

>>39701217
4u

>>39701172
yeah its like some people are too perfect too be atracted to them because its unrealistic

>>39701519

I have the same feeling breh

I find 7s much more attractive than 9s because I consider them more "gettable" to me. I can look at a 9 and know that she is objectively more attractive, but the girl who I can actually see myself with does a lot more for me.

It probably has a lot to do with the fact that I'm a 5, maybe a 6 on a good day.

>>39700963
This is how girls see me. Fuckin rite brah

I seem to attract rich, insecure women.

I just need one who's also a cuckquean so we can bring in ethnic women and degrade them in bed and I'll lock that shit down.

>>39701266
>>39701083
haha

>>39701635
what so funny?

You can fuck ugly whale with pudding ass, but hot milfs are not going to fuck with some ugly nerd.

>>39700963
sugarmommys want young boys
if you look old good luck

>>39700963
is this her son or something? whats going on here

>>39701812
exactly

that's what I thought was funny

>>39701907
Her 16 year old bf.

>>39701907
She doesn't have a son. She has a daughter she fucks, but no son. Kate is currently dating a young guy (16-20 or something), but that's just an actor she'sin a movie with.

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>>39701932
>She has a daughter she fucks
Seriously, what's up with their relationship?

Pic related, it's them.

>>39701932
>She has a daughter she fucks

thats pretty hot if true
source?

>>39701932
the difference between 16 and 20 is pretty significant in the dating realm lmao

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>>39701932
source on daughter relationship? i want this to be true

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>>39701966
I think he's like 20 but I'm not sure. Nobody knows who he is, just that he exists and he's under 21.

>>39701958
Go to their instagrams.

>>39701083
Maybe you have pretty feces. Who knows?

>>39701986
cause mothers and daughters have never kissed before. Its not like they were sucking face

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>>39701986
I got a half boner then my dick completely retracted after seeing this pic on her daughter's Instagram.

>>39700963
Workin on it.

but I do, my wifes been supporting my broke depressed ass for like 8 years and I'm not even fit!

>>39701172
lol that's not kate beckinsale, it's the other actress who looks like her and is slightly less successful than her. All I can think of her being in was one of the underworld movies and hard target 2. She's still a cutie and I would totally let her be mah sugary mommy

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>>39702002
>Its not like they were sucking face
sure they weren't

>>39701266
older women want big dicks cause they never did their kegals so their vaginas are all loose and floppy, so they need a big dig to feel anything

>>39702062
You're thinking of Rhona Mitra and you're wrong. OP's pic is Kate Beckinsale.

>>39702062
it's her though

the movie is called out in new york or something

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>>39701534
I'm 5 on a good day bruh

>>39702018
>"AND WHITE POWERRRR"
>has Damian in his name
Why are white people so edgy? Is it because they face no struggles in daily life so they have to play pretend?

>>39702104
Strong 4 reporting.

>>39701266
Do I need to become sugardaddy to get chads to notice me?

>>39702072
okay, I was going to say that lots of families do mouth to mouth kissing between them but that seems weird as fuck.

>>39701974
Kek she looks retarded and Kate's her mean, domineering caretaker who gets off on abusing her

>>39702118
Nah, we just hate social justice and equate all forms of "insert group" power with white power; most of us fucking hate identity politics.

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>>39702161

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>>39702018
Well fuck my cock expanded full blast now.

>>39702072
please tell me they make porn together

>>39702161
That's hot

>>39702018
All those ands at the end when she could just use commas

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>>39702201
Kate uses a camera phone from the early 2000s that doesn't use iCloud and can't be remotely hacked into and have all its videos leaked.

You tell me, anon. You tell me.

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>>39702209
say it to his face fucker not online and see what happens

>>39702167
Because you've never grown up having to worry about it.

>>39702161
time to write fapficition

>>39702118
Nice work generalising all whites, I'm sure you're on welfare and steal bikes, right?
>>39702167
Most whites I've met irl are like this (if they're being honest). Racial banter is funnier to them because of the taboo/shame they're taught to inherit (the bad guys).

>>39702177
>>39702206
>>39702254
This makes me wonder if /fit/ seriously has mommy problems and that's why the majority lift for women

>>39702227
>his face fucker

>>39702273
nah, just a raging boner for sad and crying gurls

>>39702273
i have mommy issues but all i get is girls with daddy issues who refuse to be my mommy also

fucking women so selfish

I have considered it, I am young and good looking, I could get with a qt 30-35 year old, right?

>>39701974
>just yourself os hard that you have no more movie roles and the only franchise you have is taken away from you that you're forced to pimp out your daughter

lol even the dad doesn't care for either of them.

>>39702360
More like 40-45.

You're dealing with women who spent their 20s and 30s accumulating wealth and now they want someone to hold at night and rub their feet while they watch Eric Rohmer movies.

>>39702076
all women want big dicks

the difference is that older hags do not have to play innocent virgins and they just ask to get fucked hard with big dick while you are slapping painfully her ass with one hand while pulling her hairs with other hands and from time to time change your slapping hand and rub her clit firmly

They have adult kids, ex husband with alimony and they want to 10/10 chad to with nice body to ram their vagina.

They do not have to prove anything to a 21yo bull

>>39702387
I'd do that honestly, would leave time over to work on personal projects.

>>39702349
Find a MILF

>>39702387
>>39702387
Wrong if they are 40s they are doctors and just want sex and not to come home to an empty house, most 30yr olds are divorcees that kept the house and are getting child support and are having their mid life crisis by fucking younger guys.

It happened to me at the gym, chick would just stare and stare and stare till we finally started talking, then weeks later I banged her in her house and she literally spilled the beans about how she divorced but kept almost everything and the dudes sending her money to take care of their kid even though it's already 18.

Just watch out when they go from just sex to trying to baby you. Had this chick on my sack then in the morning she's trying to make me breakfast and just staring at me while I eat smiling then tried to legit wipe my face. I get random drunk texts from her but most of the time she calls when she's "scared," if it's bad weather outside

>>39702391
good thing I got a big dongger

>>39702083
>>39702084

oh, my bad looks like rhona from that angle, they must be related

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>mommy issues

damn, now I know why I bought this shirt.

>>39702491
>Just watch out when they go from just sex to trying to baby you. Had this chick on my sack then in the morning she's trying to make me breakfast and just staring at me while I eat smiling then tried to legit wipe my face. I get random drunk texts from her but most of the time she calls when she's "scared," if it's bad weather outside

dude if it's a milf, how is any of that bad?

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>>39702517
but is your face aesthetic senpai?

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>>39702549
older women want just to fuck and you do not have to deal with drama bullshit

>>39702554
I mean it's just a complete change in demenour that throws you off the first time it happens and you sometimes don't get use to it.

>literally beating that shit up since she is into rough shit
>next morning she's acting like I'm her kid and back in mom mode
>then back to her room to watch her change being super flirty

It's like a rollercoaster.

>>39702577
>be 13
>have 17 year old gf
>years after our break up she's arrested for CP possession

>>39702642
>>39702642
You can go to jail if they're under 17. Some jackasses in high school when I was there started selling a "sex tape," of one of their girlfriends fingering herself and using a vib in front of the camera for 20$. Got charged with distribution of cp since she was underage.

>>39702218
holy shit nobody fucking has these phones anymore lol

this might be true

i dont think any cell phone company even sells those anymore you gotta get them on ebay

My wife makes considerably more money than me, so I kind of do. But if I called her that, she'd probably hit me in the head with a frying pan.

>>39702391
Actually i wouldnt want a "big dick". Im tight as itbis and regular size is a tight fit that brings plenty pleasure. Big would be painful and id have to say wed be incompatible

>>39702721
would you say that big guys would be extremely painful

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Sugarmommas are the fucking best. Idk, they appreciate all the shit I do (music, science, actually caring about strenght when you pound with that squat glutes...) and give emotional caress without getting tangled.

And they fuck like animals, they have this "lets teach this boi" mentality and everithing its so sexy uuuuuGGGGH MAH FUCKING DICK.

Need to get laid but im in "spiritual" cocoon mode and ugh so lazy.

>>39702703
My gf makes me call her mommy and does stuff like >>39702554

She's 43.

>>39702642
its his mother senpai

>>39702741
for you

>>39702721
you would get used to it, the vagina can stretch just like any other muscle, uh...pocket

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>>39702721
okay, I belive you every girls say this

Usually it looks like this stacy avg+ looking with beta provider
>she will not take it to mouth because "your pee with this"
>no anal "because I poo from there"
>sex only with missionary position when male is doing all work and she is just lying there and waiting for him to finish it

but he is not drinking and he brings all his beta money to home

then out of nowhere she meets this 10/10 turbo chad gangsta, its one time fucking, she rides his big painful dick like crazy, literally gag on his dick trying and end up with facial.


>Women are most likely to cheat on their long-term partner when they are at their most fertile, and they tend to choose genetically superior men for their fling. That's the claim of a study by Czech researchers, which found that the smell of a socially dominant male is most exciting to women in stable relationships, especially on days when they are ovulating.

>A group of 65 women then smelled the pads and rated the sexiness and masculinity of the scent. Women in the middle week of their menstrual cycle, the point at which fertility is at its peak, tended to prefer the smell of the men who scored highest on the dominance quiz. This preference was not shown by women at other points in their cycle.

>>39702741
kek

>>39702599
>next morning she's acting like I'm her kid and back in mom mode

Then you bend her over the breakfast table and fuck her while roleplaying. I'd never fuck my real mother, but role playing with a hot milf who is fucked up like that would be hot.

The one fucking down side of home gym, no milfs.

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>>39702878
Dude how about a source for deeze claims

>quotes scientific study
>doesn't cite

>>39702918
http://www.nature.com/news/2005/050704/full/news050704-6.html

>>39701997
kek

>>39700963
Its the other way around for me

Starting to learn why have a girlfriend when I can just pay chicks to hang out with me, I'm rich and have a very fucking stable carrer, I am at the point now where I just want to throw some ads out there where I'll take care of some young chicks while they're in college etc.. Basically pay them monthly so I have someone to hang out with and just chill/fuck. Time I become a sugar daddy since I have the money just no people to hangout with as I moved to a new place 2k miles from where I grew up, also thinking of dropping some money in the east coast and having some honey in new york/jersey i could visit every couple of months

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>>39702944
thank you sir

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>>39702878
>appreciating smell = likelyhood of cheating
>dominance quiz
lel

>>39702878
>tended to prefer the smell of the men who scored highest on the dominance quiz
So that's what they meant with high test

>>39703061
lol

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What is she thinking?

>>39702878
My ex loved sucking dick. Was gagging on it since I'm breddy big. Facials, all that jazz. I didn't even propose doing that, it was her idea. I'm not much into blowjobs...
Was hygienic, so the pussy tasted like nothing. Now I know the stanky bitches are just lazy and not cleaning their shit. Cmon, it tends to be somewhat wet all day, it's a true heaven for bacteria and yeast. To the point, that if one gets yeast infection, then you can smell it through the clothes...

>>39703081
>I hope he likes Evangelion

>>39703088
>I didn't even propose doing that, it was her idea.

Trust me, it was not "her idea". It was her ex's idea. There's a man out there who trained her to suck dick like that. This goes for every sexual skill a woman has when you first meet her. All training by prior owners.

>>39703088
This my man. My ex was such a perfect cumdumpster. Clean pussy and ass, loved forced deep throats, facials, hard anal - even begged for me cumming in her ass. Was really submissive too in bed. Could slap, choke and tie her up all day. What a good slut she was.
If only she hadn't been white and christian, I may have wifed her.

>>39702201
They make porn together.

>>39700963
How2getone?

>>39702018
>student power
What did xir mean by this?

>>39703259
be pretty
go to los angeles

>>39703235
Good, since I had lots of fun. Tons more than I'd have with a rookie. We would X-Files, fug 3-4 times a day and nut inside (was on the pill).

So many good times, ehh. I even still have the sex pics.

>>39703358
post sex pics

also post more kate

>>39703081
"I wonder if I re-activate my WoW account my old guild would let me raid with the B team"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJwQe27aOHU

>>39703971
that's just a mommy
not a sugarmommy

>>39702998
If that works for you good for you man, I just don't think I could do it. I would be too insecure when it comes to the "only hanging out with me for money" thought.

Good luck man

>>39703971
>hes kissed more women than i have

i dont even know anymore

>>39703686
I promised I would never reveal them to anyone. Anyway, our faces are not included in any of them. But still, I always keep my promises. Women don't, but I'm a man. It's a matter of honor.

>>39703967
Fuck, you triggered my feels. I was 14 when WoW Europe came out (was in 2004, if I remember right?). I played Beta before that, both Europe and Korean. I decided that a warlock is the most cool class and played for years on Burning Legion - in Europe, it was a server with a great amount of Polish people (I was one). By some luck, I got into a raiding guild, they helped me get to 60 (goddamn, getting to 60 was way harder than anything in the coming expansions).
The feels I felt when getting in the first Molten Core raid... the first mistake when I caused the raid to wipe... the embarrassment. The seriousness with which everyone took their role.
40 man raids, we all sat on Teamspeak, so imagine the cheers when we downed a boss for the first time.
Years of great fun. I moved quickly from B team to A, because I was always willing to help newbies to get their equipment (Zul'Gurub and MC, when we were raiding BL and AQ), plus did my shit perfectly and always brought a flask for a raid. I was one of the youngest, guild leader was 35 and officers were in middle 20's.
I was kinda surprised.

>>39704421
I'm not going to read your blog post.

Beckinsale is known (on 4chan, a place known for fabrications) to have played WoW and been a raider at some point in the past.

>>39704443
lol the rumors go back all the way to 2007

I remember some pornstars got "exposed" to play wow around that time too.

[spoiler]as did I, back then[/spoiler]
[spoiler]to be honest I'm not nostalgic for it, it's just a waste of time[/spoiler]

>>39704278
any tips than? im rich as fuck but alone due to years of career pursuits

>>39702878
You cuckolds really are sick in the head, you know that?

I do kind of I guess, but we're not together technically.

>Met at a library when I was 18
>Sparked a chat over the book I was reading
>Got in to other topics
>Asked me what I do for work
>Tried to skirt around the topic but eventually revealed I was homeless
>Look of pity, feel nothing but shame now
>Tried to end convo and leave
>Asks if I want to come over to take a shower and have some warm coffee
>Penis takes control and end up going back to her place
>Rich girl living by herself
>Shower, think I'm gonna get sum like a retard
>Sits me down and asks me what I want to do with my life
>Long and deep conversation instead of sex
>Doesn't promise me anything but says I can shower every now and then at her place
>Goes on for a few weeks while I try to find work
>Lots of little dates to the library or coffee on cold nights
>Tons of great conversations
>Eventually offers me a job as pretty much a live in home maid

Learned to cook and clean really well, studied for hours. Wake up a 5am every day to clean the entire place, cook breakfast, and pack a lunch for her. Shes putting me through college, feels good desu. Started lifting soon after too.

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>>39704805
that's actually a really nice story, reminds me of this movie but better

>>39704805
:3

Do either of you have any relationships?

>>39704902
Nah, I'm too busy putting my life together. I can't mooch for the rest of my life.
She seems really career oriented, but she probably fucks guys in hotels or something because shes never brought anyone home.

>>39702878
All these studies but you got no pussx

>>39702273
How did you not already figure it out you retard? Of course. But ive long given up on getting women, Im too damn ugly and poor.

>>39702871
lol you dont understand, regular sized 5-6 inch cocks are already a stretch for me. my bf is on the smaller side of average and literally stretches it if we haven't been fucking like for a week every day straight. I'm actually a fit girl who rides bikes a lot, lots of tight lower body muscles. a guy whos like 7-8+ would literally rip me to the point of bleeding nty. also why is it you guys experience so much loose pussy? low standards?

>>39702878
lol wtf where all of this come from.
>Usually it looks like this stacy avg+ looking with beta provider
im actually the type who explicitly doesn't want marriage or kids
>she will not take it to mouth because "your pee with this"
>no anal "because I poo from there"
>sex only with missionary position when male is doing all work and she is just lying there and waiting for him to finish it
my bf and i are actually in a dom/sub relationship where he's the dom who can basically get any kind of sex he wants from me lol
>but he is not drinking and he brings all his beta money to home
ive actually been providing for my bf for the past year while he's been out of work, paying rent food etc. everything
>Women are most likely to cheat on their long-term partner when they are at their most fertile, and they tend to choose genetically superior men for their fling. That's the claim of a study by Czech researchers, which found that the smell of a socially dominant male is most exciting to women in stable relationships, especially on days when they are ovulating.
lol first off, disregarding any validity, wtf does this have to do with a big dick? honestly you seem mentally unstable

>>39704960
Well most dudes HAVE to have low standards, bitches be picky and materialistic as hell.

But also thats become average it seems to have loose pussy and want huge dicks. My guess is that they figure more is better cuz thats how a lot of average Joes think.

>>39702998
>I can just pay chicks to hang out with me
oh god, thats so pathetic dude. you probably didn't realize you've already been doing that all along. let me guess, never had to rely on your personality/who you are as a person to get laid?

>>39704443
>>39704421
youre telling me that wasn't just a bad copy pasta? oh man, thats so pathetic

3-4 years ago
>get /fit/
>fly up to different city for work
>end up with an older lady who's 40 from tinder
>amazing accent/great natural tits/very pretty and later on find out a bit of a nymph
>go on date
>buys me 3 drinks
>insists she pays
>find out she's CEO of Internet company
>end of night she comes back to my hotel where I'm staying
>a night of amazing sex
>next day part
>get text from her telling me when loves my dick and the way I fuck her
>books a hotel in some fancy hotel 5 stars and whatnot for the Saturday
>another night of fucking with some amazing room service food
>once again didn't pay for shit
>next day part ways
>for the next few years get flown up to her city and she flys down to mine for dirty weekends

Shit was so cash while it lasted but unfortunately she's got a man her own age now. She still keeps in contact with me every now and then. She'd also have these vibrating beads she's shove up her which made it feel like fucking a vibrating pussy. Recommend!

If I get enough requests I may upload a pic of that body of hers

>>39704993
Someone posting on /fit/ is a mentally unstable idiot? Stop the fucking presses lads

>>39705076
request 1

>>39705076
Request 2, and you cuck her new partner nowadays?

>>39705076
3

>>39705076
4

>>39702558
they're not a real couple, are they???

>>39705076
5

>>39704421
Did you regularly pee in a bottle?

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>>39705131
>>39705143
>>39705191
>>39705229

I had a real good one but not on my phone. Hope this helps

>>39705478
oh my fucking god.

you lived a dream, didnt you?

>>39705143
Na not really ae. I just keep chat strictly catch up related with how's life etc

>>39705076
Gib

>>39705478
bruh

>>39705490
Yeah I've got a way with the older ladies. Used to fuck this extremely gorgeous 43 year old who looks early 30s not too long ago. Until she wanted to make it official so I had to cut it

>>39705478
please tell me you called her mommy and she called you baby and fed you

>>39705596
the dreams, the fucking dreams man

>>39705596
Can't say we had any mother son chat like that. I actually went on we dates with her, out for dinner and walks. Was quite awkward being served by girls my age though

>>39705634
Usually when I go out in public with my mom people think she's my gf or sometimes my sister.

My mom looks really young.

>>39705591
Is it actually possible to find mommies? I mean, your way was tinder, right? How the fuck is this even possible?

>tfw no mommy

feelsbadman

>>39705761
pics of ur young "mom"

>>39705836
no

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Soon

>>39705967
just cover her face

>>39706042
Then you won't see how young she looks.

>>39706053
let me worry about that

>>39705761
If we became friends would you let me fuck your mom?

>>39703337
N-now what?

>>39706053
then blur out her body so we just see her face

>>39706124
Do shit wherever rich women go until one takes you home and makes you eat her out.

You're her bitch now.

>>39700963
Because I can never get Kate

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>>39706340
you can do it bruh

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>>39702201
You did this, not me

>>39706496
y-you too

>>39706597
Wew.

>>39702018
what is controversial about this at all lmao

>>39706936
Cultural marxism, you SJW cuck.

>>39704993
why are you on fit?

Because I have sugar daddies.

>>39706997
>everyone that isn't instantly triggered by some insta pic is an SJW cuck
You realize that this is cultural marxist logic, right?

>>39707103
You don't know what any of those words or their combination mean.

>>39706150
>>39706084

top bantz gentz

>>39702391
wtf cuck get out

>>39703081
shes thinking "yo lol this boi gonna get turnt up yo we'z kings in shiet"

>>39702998
kek, disregard the hatin

if its true, i admire you brah, id do the same

these nig nogs think money means something

>>39700963
I do. She's 5'7 with blonde hair and green eyes and has a PhD. She's the one that pursued me.

Any time i've went after a girl, got my heart broke. The best relationships i've had were when the girl approached me. Anyone have similar experience?

>>39704993
idc if ur a girl or a neckbeard pretending to be a girl but I'm pretty proud to say that you seem responsible & sensible. good for you

>>39702878
fkn autism m9 so many assumptions. Just cos stacy dumped ur beta bitch ass and you haven't been able to get pussy since. u sound like a fkn /pol/tard blaming every one of his problems on jews because he can't get anybody to like his insufferable fat ass cos he hasn't mentally aged from being a 15 year old little bitch.

whether ur trolling or not its cringeworthy and does more damage here than it causes laughter.

>>39702558
kek, source on this?

>>39707391

>u sound like fkn /pol/tard blaming every one of his problems on jews

lol, you actually take that meme seriously?

>>39704323

go back to r/niceguys please

>>39702018

This is why you don't get laid anon.

>>39707982
That's not a meme faggot the Jews need to exterminated.

>>39702018
Lol. I saw the fishmouth in the first pic and i was like "hey the sjw fishmouth" then i scroll down and see this. Its fucking true.

>>39705076
Please

>>39703000
OH FUUUUCK IS THAT SOME ADDED TOUCH? NIGGER I POUR THAT SHIT INTO MY TROUSERS BEFORE EVERY GYM SESSION SO WHEN I GET TO THE SHOWERS IT LOOKS LIKE MY SHIT HAS GONE FULL MUMMY AND CRUMBLED AND THEN I SCOOP IT ALL UP AND POUR IT INTO MY SHAKER AND I ASK EVERY MAN IN THE VICINITY IF HE WANT'S MY PERSONAL CREATINE.

>>39708603
he already posted it

>>39701957
>vk.com
Aйй, мы вce cпpaвимcя, бpa!

>>39707382
Well yeah. When you pursued them they thought "ah whatever let's give it a shot", only to be disappointed. When they pursue you they're into you anyway, regardless of what you're like.

>>39702227
Quality shitpost

>>39709549
I agree.

>>39703081

>"today is anal, hope it's not too hard for him"

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>>39704960
I get the picture now, if you were ever to adjust it would probably take a long time, lots of lube and much bane posting for you.

Low standards doesn't equate loose poosey. A loose vagina is the result of inactivity, low muscle tone and strength.

You might try reverse kegels, these can help a man relax his pelvic floor and maybe yours too.

>>39709166
you a real nigga

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>>39700963
> tfw going on a date with a 42 y/o woman

Leaving in 5 minutes

>>39702684
My brother works for Boeing, as of maybe 3 years ago the only phone he could get paid for by work was one of these dumb phones. It literally didn't even have a camera. I work in Construction Mgmt and a lot of the field guys had phones like this too, minimal fancy parts and tough plastic bodies. Just for talk and text.