Cold showers

i snowboarded for 3 hours because im a badass then i came home and took a hot shower because its winter and im not a fagget

Mom was doing laundry and washing the dishes once when I was in the shower. We ran out of hot water and I had to uncomfortably rinse all the shampoo out of my hair.
> success!

My water heater broke six months ago, I'm too poor to fix it, so have been taking cold showers since then. Was harsh the first few times then you get used to it. Don't see what the big deals about them are.

>Managed to literally freeze my balls off

Going to go see my GP hopefully Friday if he's free, greentext coming in

>feeling good
>just finished workan out
>going to study in a bit
>shower time
>usually just take a shower clean self then off to dorm room to fap or post anime
>showering
>"Hmm I wonder how cold works" after remember threads
>turn dial to cold
>its middle of winter in Minnesota
>SHIT IS LITERALLY ICE COLD
>start whining like a schoolgirl
>shit is unbearable
>hop out
>start bitching my way back in
>toes
>feet cold COLD FUCK
>manage to stand under stream for 15 seconds
>so cold I'm audibly whimpering and physically reacting each time
>jump under after a few moments out and tense up
>pain in my penis area
>look down
>balls which were already shriveled up is now a "ball" and it feels weird in my pelvis

Thats pretty much where it ends, would provide proof but I don't really want to get banned.

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>have a sore throat
>cold messes with my immune system
>take only cold showers and jump in pool during winter because fuck it Im already sick
>suddenly wake up and cant open mouth
>infection spread on my tonsils and closed half of my throat, a side effect being local paralysis
>if it spread to both sides of throat i would have died in my sleep few days later but the paralysis helped me diagnose it
>get penicilin shot in butt
>maxillar paralysis doesnt let me eat much for a week
>get over a plateau I was having in my cut
> mfw cold showers helped me get to my goal bf

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>cold showers increases my testosterone!

>>39698213
>take cold shower
>penis shrinks and balls suck up into my body
>get testicular torsion and have to spend $20k on surgery
>get the flu due to reduced immune function from the cold shower as well
First and last meme I ever fell for.

>wake up for work at 4am
>was up until midnight last night fapping and shitposting
>want to fucking neck myself with an extension cord
>jump in shower
>after initial scrub, switch water to freezing
>suicidal emotions replaced by tenacious resolve
>dick grows three inches on the commute

>>39698388
Damn, I'm harving a hard time believing that. Living in Canada, doing fucking cold showers for years and never had any similar pain!

>>39698372
No, hot showers lower your testosterone.

don't notice much other than my skin and hair looking a bit better, tbqh

still, it feels pretty gone after the first few times

>>39698213
>shower too hot
>turn it too cold on accident
>turn it to medium

feels good. man