What's the easiest, dankest, crock pot chicken breast resipe lads

I got this brah,

4 or 5 frozen chicken tits,
1 can of black beans drained
1 can of corn drained
1 can of rotel
1 package of taco seasoning
1 8 oz package of low fat cream cheese.

>>39689228
dam son, where'd you find this?

>>39689578
please tell me this is the photoshopped one

>crock pot

Nigga just fry some onion
Throw IN a tbsp of curry paste
Add some cubed chicken
Fry till brown then add a little water/tomato
Bring to boil and cover 5 mins
Remove from heat
Add coconut cream/coriander

Did this every night for 3 months on keto and never got sick of it, just mixed up the curry paste.

>>39689162
Awww shit brah, you ain't ready for this
-3bs chicken breast
-3x8oz block of cream cheese
-3x1oz hidden valley ranch packets
-4 strips of bacon

Combine chicken, cream cheese, ranch. Cook on low for 8 hours. Cook the bacon til it's crispy enough to crumble. Crumble that shit. Mix it all up in that chicken. Serve on a bun.

Not healthy at all, but dank as fuck.

>>39689596
Okay, it is
>not

crock pots are for middle aged women who live in indiana. just get a dutch oven ffs

>>39689765
I'll give u'r mom a dutch oven

>>39689733
Gross senpai and high in calories.

>Chicken breast
>Chunky salsa
>black beans
>rotel
>chile seasoning

Enjoy.

>>39689596

>pretending to prefer that ridiculous ass shoop in a sad attempt to desperately fit in w/ the high test guys because you yes homo and scurred'

Pathetic.