I think I barely made it

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Hi /fit/

>be me
>19 yo manlet
>4 months into SS+GOMAD
>Benching 0.5pl
>Focusing on not dying under the bar while I lift this baby weight
>3 T H I C C qts enter the gym
>Now I need to focus on hiding my erection cause I fell for the NOFAP meme
>Doing my last rep
>One of the T H I C C qts looks at me and says "Hi Anon"
>Spaghettifallsout.jpg
>Don't understand how she knows my name cause I'm new in town
>Realize we've already met at a party one month ago
>The bar is on my chest, I'm not sure if I can finish this last rep and I'm out of breath
>I try to say "hi!" but nothing came out of my mouth
>I give her a military salute
>Bar fall on my neck
>autismo_intensifies.gif
>She rescues me and walks away with her friends
>Everybody is looking at me and pointing at me
>I dont even thank her
>I've never felt more beta before
>Decide to continue my workout
>I awkwardly walk to the squat cage
>As l squat I whisper my self "glutes for the sloots, glutes for the sloots"
>Remember about all those story on 4chin where the guy is a beta
>Can't handle it
>Dont want to be THAT guy
>Pick up my spaghettis
>Decide to find the group of hotties and talk to them
>Quit the squat cage without re-racking my weights
>Find the group of hotties
>They look at me as if nothing had happened
>They smile at me
>I say hi to them and thank her for the rescue
>She says "y-you too" and turns red
>I talk with them 15 minutes and give them my number
>I say goodbye and walk away

>tfw they invited me to a party this week-end
>tfw I will probably fug one of them
>mfw

HEY LANKETS, IT'S ALL ABOUT FACE AND FRAME

HEIGHT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT