What's his name, again?

>>39686214
elliot rogers

>>39686541
first post best post

>>39686214
Oh wow, that looks like a photo of a young "BlG Ol' MlKE 'NATTY' P-DIDZ PATT0N" !!

This is presumably very rare, he almost never posed for photos due to his immense modesty.
What a find, thanks for sharing

>>39686563
BlG OL' *

Sorry about that guys.

Not OP btw

>>39686214
Robert Paulson
Origins

>>39686563
Wait, tell me more about this Big Mike guy.

(This is my first day on /fit/; sorry for newfag questions).

>>39686600
Don't worry about it brev!
Well BlG MlKE is actually the current reigning king of this board, due to his remarkable strength and endurance, and impeccable godly physique.
From what I understand, he seems to be the goal body of 99% of the male population (understandably, I mean, look at him! lmao).
If you want to "fit" in here, you'll want to post a thread to show your appreciation of BlG OL' NATTY P. DIDDLY at least once a day.

(Oh yeah, did I mention he's natty?)

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>>39686600
Here's the thing about Mike. The man has some serious pipes. He has a six octave range and excelled in any octave. He writes brilliant songs. And his stage presence is only matched by Adolf Hitler.

Seriously, Watch Mr. Bungle play What the World needs now at Bizarre Festival and then watch a video of the Nuremburg rallies. We better thank our lucky stars Mike didn't go into politics or he would have taken over the world.

But Mr. Bungle as a whole had a brilliant dynamic. It wasn't just the Mike Patton backup band. They all made huge creative contributions to what made Bungle what it is. Yes Mike wrote Girls of Porn, Sweet Charity and The Air conditioned Nightmare.

But Trevor Dunn wrote Retrovertigo, The holy Filament and Phlegmatics. Trey Spruance wrote Desert Search for Techno Allah, None of them know they were robots, Golem II the bionic vapour boy.

Other bands like Nirvana for instance were not like that. Nirvana was basically just the Kurt Cobain backup band. Mr. Bungle was the perfect storm of legendary talent, and Mike was the face of it all, the delicious cherry on top of an already delicious sundae.

He was the ambassador that allowed the amazing talent of the combo that was Mr. Bungle to be brought into our lives. He was the prism that focused the lazer beams from the brains of Trevor, Trey, Heifietz and Mckinnon and amplified them until they were powerful enough to blow out minds out through our ear holes.

Yes, he is the most incredible front man who has ever lived, hands down.

>>39686912
Yeah, and he's fucking jacked too !

>>39686600
I could be wrong on the numbers, but I heard that he once ran a full marathon for charity in under 3.5 hours and immediately deadlifted 237.5 kg at the finish line before engaging in a 2 hour MFFFFF reverse gangbang backstage at a victoria's secret fashion show in the summer of '99 .

So yeah, he's kind of a 'BIG' deal

zyzz if he survived his heart attack

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>>39687882
Wait, is this the same guy who fought a bear? An ACTUAL BEAR?

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>>39686214
HIs name is Itchy

>>39686214
Pissed Off Pedro

Yo OP, this thread is Đáñqüé!

>>39687936
Yeah it is! A legit fucking bear! And he won !

Back in 2002 I believe

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>>39686214

Dom Mazzetti the younger years.

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>>39690365
Is there anything he can't do?

>>39691268
Other than fail*

LOL

>>39686600
He wears a mask.

>>39686214
Well there once was a man named zyzz
Who thought thai whores were the bee's knees
He stepped in a steam room
His poor heart went kaboom
He should have listened to scooby

>>39691890

Nah I'm pretty sure that's Ben Afflack anon.