I've never been so thankful to box and be fit in my life.
>be me
>6 months ago
>go to a bar with some friends
>fight breaks out inside but we ignore it
>fight gets taken outside
>pay 0 attention to it
>decide to go outside to take a hit of a spliff I have in the car
>some guy is laid out knocked out on the floor in front of the bar
>obviously call the police
>cops come
>guy regains consciousness
>says that I knocked him out
>waitnowtf.jpeg
>some other wasted douchebag who was watching in his car says the same thing, and that I was kicked him in the head while he was down
>friends protest and a few others do as well but its no use
>get charged with attempted murder, get no bond, and get sent to the worst jail/section in Miami Dade County
>first day there some black dude tries to fight me
>knocked his ass out and got sent to solitary
>come out of solitary a few days later and everyone wants me to teach them how to box
>tell them yes but it'll cost you one honey bun
>15 inmates give me their honey buns/big Texas
>start teaching them how to box
>kept in shape while I was there somehow
>go to court and my attorney has the surveillance footage from the bar that clearly shows some fat fuck knocking out the nigga at the bar
>attorney says "clearly my client takes better care of himself than the real perpetrator
>victim comes out and says he was on xanax that night and doesn't remember anything
>get my charges dropped
>not before I spent 6 months in the county can though.
Fuck it feels good to not be in jail. Too bad I lost my job..
If this is true then holy shit OP that sucks. I don't know why you would call the cops over an unconscious guy though, if you were going to get help surely an ambulance would make more sense
>>39685196
He was fucked up like bleeding and shit I thought it was the right thing to do. Hindsight being 20/20 I would just walked away and let him stay there since the cops were on the way already because of the fight..
>>39685141
>6 months in county
Wtf dude did you waive speedy trial and not have anyone to post bail?
>>39685265
No bail for attempted murder.
I also had more than a few delays in my court hearing. My attorney had the victims statement and the video like a month after I got locked up and my court date was supposed to be a few months after that. It was delayed like 3 fucking times.
>>39685141
what other stories that didn't happen can you tell us?
>>39685336
One time I had sex
>>39685316
Why were the dates delayed? I'd be looking to sue the county if I was locked up like that
>>39685316
what state? Dude, our court system is FUCKED
>>39685379
Something about to many cases in the docket and my case was the one they delayed. One of my cellmates was in there for murder and was locked up a few days after me and he was experiencing the same delays.
>>39685434
Florida
>>39685141
can't you get your job back since you've been proven innocent?
>>39685141
sue them i think you can get a lot of money for spending time in jail unjustified
http://www.npr.org/sections/money/2014/06/16/320356084/when-innocent-people-go-to-prison-states-pay by this chart you should get about 25000$
>>39685141
How long have you been boxing for? I boxed for a year in highshool but apparently you needed 18 months (maybe just at my gym) to have actual fights.
>>39685464
Orlando?
>>39686089
Dade