FATTY HATE THREAD

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bootin

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Post >yfw within daily caloric limit

It's my third day in a row. I'm on a streak. I'm gonna make it!

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>hating fat people when they get mistreated every day
pathetic.

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>>39681768

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>>39682069
This angers me

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>>39681768

>>39682107

I don't know who's worst

the fat behemoth

or

her enabler of a husband

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>>39682248
>>39682107

I don't see why exactly you make these threads. Why are you making fun of bigger people? What does it matter to you if someone who works, doesn't break the law and pays taxes, enjoys 3l of ice cream every day?
It's their fucking body, so if they want to be fat, they have every right to do so.

>>39682358
We end up paying for their healthcare. Plus they are fucking disgusting.

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>>39681601

>>39682358
It motivates those of us who are working to not be fat anymore, fuck off

>>39682358

Except their lifestyle does impact us in the form of higher health insurance premiums and through their monopolization of medical resources.

>>39682358
It reminds me what I used to be.

>>39682419
>>39682442

And fat people are paying for the healthcare of gays who catched AIDS or handicapped people or smokers or alcoholics or ... people.

The system is still that everybody pays for everybody.

>>39682358
Why do you purposefully come into a thread about something you don't like and then complain about it? Why don't you fuck off you sjw cuckold faggot

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>>39681768
I'm in the zone!

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this picture always keeps me from wanting to eat all the cake

>>39682457
Does anyone have the one with anons dad and his weird spices?

>>39682358
my morning commute is unpleasant enough as it is without some stinky fat pieces of shit taking up four people's worth of space each and blocking the escalators

fat people should all be gassed

>>39682496
Except most super morbidly obese people don't work, claim disability BECAUSE of their obesity and live on the tax payers dime for living and medical expenses.

I don't hat moderately fat people who live their lives normally. If food is your vice after a stressful day, but you can still walk a mile unwinds and have a job that's fine.

Those aren't the people made fun of in these threads though. So fuck off with that bullshit.

>>39682358
Well I'm currently fat (234lbs) and have lost 56lbs in the last 6 months so getting there - but I still find this threads hilarious and motivating. They remind me of the dumb shit that I used to do and think which I now find hilarious.

>>39682496

Look man I understand how risk is pooled and how premiums are determined/costs are set... But it sounds like you're suggesting that if people weren't healthier (which includes not having STDs or diabetes or smoking or whatever), it wouldn't be less expensive for everyone involved...

This is to say nothing of the freerider problem the other anon pointed out.

>>39682069
Today on Things That Didn't Happen...

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>>39682069
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gets me every time.

>>39682358
Being fat is a choice. A choice that costs me tax money. A choice that poisons people's minds in thinking is OK being a lard ball. Also, I like making fun of them. I find it enjoyable.

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>>39682069
Lmao, 100% true

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>>39682069
>(I'm Vegan)

>>39683087
>all this just to avoid excerise

>>39682293
CLASY LDY
gdmn

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>>39681601
Enjoy

>>39683087
>Crowd the conversation
>Chortling Waifus.gif

>>39685023

can't tell if NSFW or not

>>39682069
>comes in and throws chicken broth on me

oh god my sides

>>39682069
LOL i cry every time
seriously, everything about this is too ridiculous to handle

>>39681768
3 whole days? Wooooow what a testament to the power of human will.

Shut the fuck up fatty. Check back in when you've gone 6 months. Then you can brag.

>>39682643
>pssst nuthing personal kid

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>>39685042
No idea, but posting the human body is mostly tolerated on /fit/ as long as it's not actual porn.

>>39685094
>Tanuki Sighting.jpg
kek

>>39682069
>$37
lol'd

>>39682069
I'm almost positive this is satire

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Is there any exercise alternatives to lifting?
I lost 90 lbs. It took 2 years but I gained everything back. Now I've been cutting at a 500 cal deficit.

>5'10"
>down to 195lbs
>goal is 1500 cal a day but I don't always make it

Unemployed. job hunting, so I can't get a gym membership. I burn 1200 cal a day on my elliptical but don't have a weight set yet. In place of lifting I've just been trying to do jumping jacks, sit ups, and push ups. Are there any other exercises I could do in the meanwhile to supplement the lack of lifting?

>>39681601
People on /fit/ are even dumber than poltards, you fall for every bait

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>>39685226
Body weights and kettlebells can get the job done.

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>>39685301
Wrong post, you copy pasting shill.

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>>39685226

>>39681697
anyone who knows anything about art history knows that the maker of this infograph is a fucking retard.
people did admire women with fat and wide hips

>>39682322
dis bretty kek

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>>39685340

>>39685340
Jesus fucking christ

>>39685346
>Only increase by one rep per workout
>Start at 4 reps and go to 8
Yeah this'll only take you 10 years to complete

>>39682928
>weren't
>wouldn't
>less

This was exceptionally poorly written

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>>39685506
The only thing wrong with that post is its misuse of triple periods. They should be a comma and a single period, respectively.

>>39685483
It's a full body workout. x3 a week.
You should be progressing to a new level every month. Also, you should be able to start pretty far down the list, even as a dyel. The stop exercises are pretty much for the elderly, morbidly obese, or invalids.

>>39685085
I already lost 50 lbs. I fell off the wagon because of thanksgiving. Fuck off, I'll dance if I want to.

>>39682107
To be fair, brussel sprouts are pretty trash

>>39685233
That step stool does not look like it's up to the challenge.

>>39685226
>I burn 1200 cal a day on my elliptical
no you don't. No one burns 1200 calories from light exercise.

>>39685738
Nah, you just gotta cook them right. They are my favotite vegetable now and I literally cried having to eat them as a kid

>>39685738
They're pretty good in butter. But that sort of defeats the reason for eating them.

>>39685749
This. You'd have to go at a pretty good clip for about three hours straight, basically doing marathon distances.

Some people might run that far everyday. But I'm pretty sure you're not one of them.

>>39685792
>You'd have to go at a pretty good clip for about three hours straight

Try a good clip for 6 hours. You only burn about 100 calories for every half hour of intensive exercise.

>>39685749
>>39685792
Not sure how accurate the pro-form calorie counter is, but I set it to max incline with maximum resistance and usually go for about an hour and twenty.

>>39685758
>>39685792
Replace butter with fat rendered from pancetta.

>>39685812
It's impossible to predict calories burned without having machines hooked up to you.

But I can guarantee you're burning less than 200 calories.

>>39685807
>100 calories for every half hour of intensive exercise.
THat seems kind of low. But I might have a different idea of what intensive is.

>>39685812
Not very. I'd have to guess something more like 400.

>>39681768

Pssh, try being at a 1k net for a month.

>>39685828
>>39685835
Well 200-400 does sound far more realistic as well. Thanks for clearing that up gentlemen. Would you say the added resistance is worthwhile to keep on it or should I just be trying to increase my strides?

>>39685226
>>39685749
>>39685792
>>39685807
>>39685812
>>39685828
>>39685835

Can't be completely accurate without sensors monitoring respiration, but most of you are low-balling it.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/weight-loss/in-depth/exercise/art-20050999?pg=2

((-55.0969 + (0.6309 x HR) + (0.1988 x W) + (0.2017 x A))/4.184) x 60 x T

HR = Heart rate (in beats/minute)
W = Weight (in kilograms)
A = Age (in years)
T = Exercise duration time (in hours)

How accurate is this?

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>>39685313
>>39685346
Shit guys just what I needed btw, thank you!

>>39685867
those seem grossly inflated.

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obligatory fatbro

>>39685878

Damn chubby chasers.

>>39685848
Did that, felt like ending my life afterwards.
The results were undeniable though

>>39685923
Damn near teared up. You go fatbro

>>39685867

lowballing exercise and highballing food, that's how you get rid of fat

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>>39685923
Godspeed fatbro. You're gonna make it. We're all gonna make it.

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>>39685233
>Guy is relatively slim
>Probably works blue-collar manual job
>Probably wearing that leg brace from work-related accident
>All to support two blobs that sit around and only exist to cultivate mass

>>39682069
Why 37 bucks though?

>>39686129
Think of all the sips you can buy with $37

>>39686105
Is that his mobile harem?

>>39686129
probably, that was the amount she had at the time of writing that post. Just another detail she was making the whole thing up.

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>>39686141
Think of all the broth you can buy with $37

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>>39682069
> throws chicken broth on me

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>>39685923
I just hope fatbro made it. He's our true hero.

>>39682496
Don't delude yourself they mostly live on benafits

>tfw when went from 389.4 lbs to 289.2 lbs in 12months minus a few days.

Ive got at least another 75 to go, but I can do it. But since losing weight Ive legit noticed fat/chubby girls who knew me at 389 staring at me like they hungry or somethin as if they expect me to make moves or some bullshit.

I went to my regular comic store and the fat girl who works there just kept eyeing me up and down until I had to ask why and she just said "oh uh...iunno".

Either they want somethin or they jealous as fuck. Either way I hate fat chicks.

>>39683087
God damn all those buzzwords

>Conversation
>Identity
>Unpack
>Intersection
>Diverse
>Gender/Race (free space)
>Stigma
>Spectrum
>Liberation
>Adding "tivity," "Ize" or "Ality" to everything
>Marginalize
>Thick is somehow ebonics
>Problematic
>Visibility
>System
>Phobia
>Trans
>BBQ
>Microagression
>Folk

Reading word-puke like this is pointless. Every SJW article or paper is a variation on a handful of words, with madlibs inbetween. There's nothing though provoking or original about them.

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>>39681768

>>39685828
>lesa than 200 calories on an elliptical
? You do realize that you're supposed to keep your heart rate past a certain amount 60 or 70 to actually burn calories
If you do that and actually push yourself to do a lot in over an hour shouldn't be difficult to burn 300 minimum 400 maximum.

It's not like he was jogging or some pussy ass shit

>>39686105
>slim
He's chubby
Loom at his ass

>>39686331
>a hundo in a year

Great progress man. That's a hell of a high number to start at and it can't be easy plugging away a third of a pound at a time. Keep it up. Don't let the fatties eat you.

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>be me
>fat 5'6 280 pounds but also muscular because I was very fit during highschool and gained about 90 pounds since then but still able to do 30 pushups easily with all the weight.
>start working at physical labor job which i shall not name
>none of the workers talk to me and you can see it in their faces that they think i wont last here long
>about 12 new hires from the training class
>all the experienced workers helping out everyone else but me
>tasked to work alone and figure eveyrthing out by myself
>don't ask anyone for help
>perform better than everyone else in that group
>supervisors love me and always favor me
>only 2 of the 12 from the training class havent quit
>currently working on losing weight. (lost 30 pounds already)
>Gonna treat every one of the workers like shit once I get /fit/ for treating me like shit .

feels good man

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>>39685340
Blessing of the great unclean one!

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>>39686493
Generosity is it's own form of power

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>>39686493
WHERE'S RACHEL

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>>39686493
>5 foot 8
>280 pounds
>30 pushups
>easily
Riiiiiite

>>39686493
>Gonna treat every one of the workers like shit once I get /fit/ for treating me like shit .

Don't do that part. I'd consider the magnanimity you could demosntrate to frightened, humbled plebs to be even more motivating than vengeance.

>>39686680
They could always cut off a limb or two.

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>>39686761
Sure, give them another excuse to not exercise.

>>39686723
5 foot 6
>typo

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>>39683087
Had a bit of morbid curiosity and googled the author. Pretty much exactly what I expected

>>39686950
AYY LMAO IT'S THIS LOSER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCMiwQ3LG9k&list=FL2AJ-EUjWG4rt5jh3ALhLdQ&index=546

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>>39686950
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""femme"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>39686950
>Ugly
He isn't really ugly tho, if he gets a proper haircut, loses the piercing and drops like 50 pounds he could be pretty hot.

>>39687003
>tfw studying theatre
I'm so glad I don't deal with these types of people. I mean I deal with faggots on a daily basis, but the people in that shit are on an entirely different level of disgust

>>39687059
They're ugly because they're fat, but I agree. He actually looks like one of the wardrobe guys in my department, albeit heavily inflated

>>39687059
>50
More like 250.

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>>39686416

>>39686386
Thick used in the way to describe a not-quite-skinny female did actually originate in the black and hip hop communities, though

>>39682567
poor skeleton

>>39686950
Wait holy shit.. a man wrote this? What in the actual fuck.

>>39686950
>luna
His face looks like the moon.

>>39682693
Here's to losing another 56

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>>39686950
>morbid curiosity

>>39686950

>femme

so that's what kids are calling it nowadays?

"gigantic cunty faggot" sounds better

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>>39682069
>go to vegan thread
>post chicken broth
perfect

>>39685148
that's thw girl who looks like a fist

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>>39687122
THE RIDE DOESNT END

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Any skellies here?
>stayed within 500 cal intake for today
Glorious

>>39685145
>personal
You had one job.

>>39686386
>BBQ
wut?

like barbecue?

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I'm 5'10", weigh 209lbs and eat a maximum of 1300 kcal a day. Is this too extreme a deficit for a sedetary life?

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>>39687779
psh, nuthin personal anon

>>39687003
>Comments are disabled for this video.

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Posting a classic

>>39687782
LGBTBBQWTFCIAFAABBW

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>>39687884
Here's a rager

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>>39687900
And one of my favorite stories

>>39687837
I can at least appreciate honesty.

>>39685365
That's a result of a higher estrogenic hormonal makeup during puberty and incubation, rather than laziness.

It's the difference between curvy and fat. Fat women like to muddle the line between the two, but men can easily spot the difference just by how their dick reacts.

And you know that. Stop trying to defend them.

>>39687889
ahh I remember that now. Cheers.

>>39687907
fuck I remember this one. Only read the quote and it's all coming back.

>>39687946
No, it's because a bigger woman meant they could afford to eat; they were wealthier and it was a sign of being of a higher class.

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>>39687907

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>>39687900
My reaction folder is non-sufficient.

I hope this is a fabrication.

>>39681697
who. the fuck. makes these

>>39687997
This.

I would assume it was rare to see humans entering uncanny-valley levels of fat before the twentieth century.

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>>39687907
>such a fatty she reads "eat better" as "eat butter"

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>>39681768

you will make it famm

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>>39681697
I hope the person who makes these infographics isn't in these threads. But I fear that they are among us, as these keep getting posted.

It's like asking a human to demonstrate breathing and them asphyxiating instead. You are failing to prove something so simple it should not need proof.

>>39685340
>obesity III
damn how fat do you have to be to get the obesity sequels

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Eh, I'll post one more

There's actually a video that goes along with this. I've never seen it posted here, so you guys still definitely get a kick out of this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-83nEuXTjBE

>>39688060
pls no shilling

>>39688070
Internet Aristocrat/Mister Metokur no longer makes videos. Who am I shilling for?

Besides, the bit I was talking about is about 5 minutes in

>>39682088
M U H D I C K

>>39688117
>Besides, the bit I was talking about is about 5 minutes in
well shit, how would we know that? learn to link with the time parameter. Right click on the video or use the 'share' tab.
https://youtu.be/-83nEuXTjBE?t=286

Japan is best shitlord country. Who else is good for /fph/?

protip: not us (Aus), except for Based Julian

>>39688156

A lot of Asian countries are full of shitlords. Korea comes to mind. I've heard that many Eastern European countries are like that too.

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>>39688059
Shit that got me good

Went to the theatre the other day, special occasion, very excited. The seats were kind of shit, but still a decent enough view. Right before the house lights went down an enormous beast of a woman waddled up the stairs and mashed herself into the seat next to mine. She spilled over the arm rest, and I could feel her diabetes heating up the air. She tried to lean away from me, but all she managed was to look awkward.

At least she didn't smell, or spend the evening shoving snacks into her maw, or talking. The bar is pretty low when you're unavoidably horrible to begin with, but at least she cleared that much.

Fuck these people, though. Public accomodations should be made smaller, back to early 20th century standards, to encourage lard cattle to stay at home if they cannot control their self-harming compulsion to graze.

>>39687080
>fatshames
>uses their preferred pronoun

mfw

>>39681697
>numerous scrutiny
>Marquis de Vibrate
This is cancer and it needs to stop.

>>39682069
This reminds me of something 13-year-old autistic me would have written.

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>>39685340

>>39688059
Kek

>>39685574
>serial killer/cannibal didn't consume fat people
Fat privilege

>>39685758
I swear the obesity epidemic is because so many people in the western world think you have to cook vegetables until they're tasteless mush.

>>39686493
>>39686680
>>39686743
Agreed. If you lose weight, you'll have made your point. Don't keep fighting a war after it's over.

>>39686950
Always the septum piercing. It's like they want to look like a bull.

>>39681768
>>39686416
>>39687122
>>39687731
Good job, all of you!

>>39688008
I wish it was.
I remember a kid ending up at the hospital because his fat as fuck father forced the kid to drink a huge cup of coke. Basically, the kid nearly drank himself to death because they didn't realize drinking excess liquids can damage a person. It was one of those giant 2 gallon things, I think.

Imagine it, stupid fucker of a father actually induced his young porker of a son to drink to the point of water intoxication but with fucking coca cola.

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>>39687900
Goddamn this is infuriating. I'm in the hospital a few times a year, am good acquaintances with the nurses on the floor I go to, and I hear about the terrible fat people that come and go through my floor. But holy fuck, that's some next level shit. I genuinely hope those parents were arrested for that shit

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>>39688599
jesus, it took me a second to comprehend that you didn't say 2 litres. (IIRC 6 litres ~= 2 gallons = solid risk of water intoxication)

what the fuck

>>39688677
2 gallons is just shy of 8L, breh

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>>39688694
That's even worse.

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>>39687900
Jesus fuckin' christ. rest in peace. I'm 6'3" and she weighed more than me.

>>39687003
Oh fuck that nip slip. I threw up in my mouth a little.

>>39688677
>>39688694
I said I think it was one of those 2 gallon things. Needless to say, I was more intent on calling an ambulance because the kid had somehow manage to get through half of it but his fuckwit father was telling him not waste his money and drink the entire thing.

I have never wanted to bash my fist into someone's face until that day.

>>39686527
KEK

does anyone have the img collage of the fat girl with the big gulp some anon had relations with?

>>39682069
hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAha

>>39688059
>right now the population of America is divided into thirds, normal, overweight and obese
>in a few decades it will be divided into Obese, Obesity II, Obesity III: The Tubbening

>>39688156
countries that don't give a fuck about feelings and have recently experienced survival mode.

basically anywhere outside of the cucked west.

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>>39681768

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>>39682358
it costs the rest of us in increased insurance premiums and taxes for the additional healthcare costs fucknut. insurance is one big pile of money that pays out on the premise for when something goes wrong or unexpected. lead a lifestyle where more things can go wrong or unexpected like being a fat fuck means you get more of the scarce healthcare resources, making the insurance company have to leverage additional costs on those of us who are more healthy to remain solvent. kill yourself.

>tfw you hate fatties but can't enjoy
these threads because it's full of fatties who pretend they're somehow better than the mayo dumpsters posted here

>>39688071
Why those people such delusional.
No, you do not have sexy hourglass body type, you are just fat.

>>39685340
>DM

What that?

>>39685738
It really puts fats mentality in perspective. When faced with a vewtable they tantrum throw like a 5 year old. Really makes you think.

>>39687731
What site/app is this?

>>39686020
Neck yourself degenerate. I'm not saying this to get you off you really should take pills and lie in a bath.

>>39688701
4 L is 333 grams of sugar too lol

Imagine 8...

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>>39686950
>femme

>>39689569

desu they ARE better

at least they know they're shit

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>>39685340
what the fuck

>>39686020
no homo,

can you take a pic where you're naked but you can't see your dick cuz you're such a fat fuck

>>39689595
diabetes mellitus aka diabedus

>>39689569
They fat guys here at least know it's a serious problem and they're trying to fix it.

t. fattie

>>39682322
my sides

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Black guys only :^)

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Daddii what it doo tho!!

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I dose not like her.

>>39689915
I genuinely cannot decipher this.

Anyone?

>>39689907
>old
>fat
>3 kids
>Hey, i can find a better man
Women logic.

>>39682088
something about asian women disgust me. they're always short and stocky

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An H3H3 fan apparently..

>>39686441

>I don't know what relatively means

>>39688071
As a girl with a legit hourglass figure, I fuckin hate reading those barrel figure women say they have one. I spent the past two years re-learning how to dress for my body type because if I dont wear something that cinches slightly at the waist I look like a fuckin tent. Those fucking delusional cows make me so angry.

>>39689945
>26 years old
>younger than me
>looks like shit even in clothes
Fuck me, why people ok with that.

>>39681697

HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY PAINT SO GOOD

>>39689923
>>39689937
>>39689945
>155-165cm
>big and tall bodytype

I wish I could mock these retards in their faces. They've earned their unhappiness through their stupidity.

>>39690234

But they aren't. These idiots are looking for a man on the internet (a desperate place) because they are repulsive up close and nobody wants them.

>>39690193

Post pics. I'm curious.

>>39689907
The sad thing is if she lost 100 pounds she'd actually be dateable.

>>39688117
>>39688143
Does anyone know of posters who make videos like Internet Aristocrat/Mister Metokur who makes videos dragging tumblrinas, haes, BLM hate groups, SJW, and feminists but don't devolve into videos of pretty blatant racism? Seriously, every time I find a guy his content slowly shifts from feminist/haes/blm truth to just overused caricatures of blacks. The other content dries up and I'm left subscribed to a guy who refuses to commit to his white nationalist principles.

>>39689610
myfitnesspal

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>>39682567
Thank you anon

>>39687766
I'm not a smelly but I've been eating ~500 to lose weoght. down from 223 to 207 in 8 days

>>39689605
That person isn't a normal fat, she's actually autistic and has phobia of the broccoli. The food phobia came first, then the fatness. She could lose the weight but not understanding how to eat healthy without eating broccoli is a big part of it
Guess i just defended the fatty. But i just get triggered when people think this is in any way a non-pathological response to food

>>39691233
I agree with you, but the guy saying she acted like a 5 year old has a point because she described cheesy potatoes as "ooey, gooey, and yum yum yummy".

>>39690193
Also actual hourglass here. Previously barrel. Still look like a barrel if i don't wear form-fitting clothing, which years of being a barrel have made me averse to. Iktf sis

>>39691248
Another reason why I have armchair diagnosed her with the 'tism.

>>39688117
>Jim is no longer active
HE WILL RETURN ONE DAY! HE HAS TO!!

>>39691248
>oey goey and yum yum yummy
kek

>>39690612
I don't want to post pictures on 4chan, but my measurements are roughly 94, 71 and 96 cm
>>39691259
I also lost a lot of weight recently, I'm still in the process of buying smaller clothes that fit better. Glad to know someone else gets it.

>>39689569
You're thinking of FPS on Plebbit, friend

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>>39685877
Not very. This formula relies on an estimated maximum heart rate(thats why age is included in the equation). It's impossible to accurately calculate calories burned from heart rate unless you actually know and have tested your maximum heart rate.

>>39691298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

It's not even human.

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>tfw mom used to tell me not to buy potatoe chips
>tfw she warned me from over eating candies
>i actually listened
>still fat anyways as i have been since i was 9

>>39682069
>face hits desk so hard the wood breaks
>comes in and throws chicken broth on me
omg I'm dying

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>>39691515

>>39691458
How much soda do you drink?

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>>39691536

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Guys, I think we're winning....
About 70 to 80 percent of all the top liked comments on this article are like this. Of course the tumblrinas are still there, but logic is starting to show through.

>>39688676
>fat people that come and go through my floor.
Your hospital may need reinforcement.

>>39685738

Slice them in half, toss them in a bit of olive oil with fresh cracked pepper and salt, place cut side down on cast iron, bake in oven at 400F for like 20-30 minutes.

THAT'S how you make them amazing.

>>39686493
if you were 280 at 5'6 your pushup before your belly touched the floor would be 2 inches, that doesn't count fatty

>>39691515
>>39691536
>>39691546

That was fantastic, thanks anon.

>>39689936

>>ALWAYS short and stocky...

What fucking planet are you on? 90% of asians are anorexic. The girls you see in porn are told to get fatter because it makes them funner to fuck and more appealing to look at.

>>39691627

They aren't worth that much work.

Calories
38
Calories from Fat
0

% Daily Value*
Total Fat 0g
0%
Saturated Fat 0g
0%
Cholesterol 0mg
0%
Sodium 22mg
0%
Potassium
342g
10%
Total Carbohydrate 8g
0%
Dietary Fiber 3g
10%
Sugars 2g
Protein 3g
10%

Vitamin A 0% • Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 0% • Iron 0%

>>39682567

I'm 90% sure that the left skeleton is male and the right one is female. Not that it matters, but it's what I noticed.

>>39691804
>90% of asians are anorexic
Maybe around 20s.
And not anymore. It is shamefull to be fat in japan for example, but plenty of fat women in that country.
And their body not even that good even anorexic.

>>39685148

What's with that fucking file name? I really like the 5th Element. I don't want this to ruin that for me.

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>>39682643
made me think of this

>>39682107
sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IJGIMd3_LfY

>>39691323
94/71/96 is still fat, sorry to disappoint you.

>>39691009
>3 kids
>Dateable at any weight

>>39691977
Wow that's crazy, she eats only cheese and potatoes because when she was 4 she ate ham and eggs and threw up. Crazy, but that husband seems to be enabling her.

>>39689907
>no child molesters
I'm sure they're more interested in, you know, children to be on a dating site for adults. But then I suppose she has kids, but a predatory pedo ain't exactly gonna be like "shit I was gunna get with this ho just to touch her kids but she said no child molesters so I can't"...

>>39690085
>or where the K key on the keyboard is

>>39692019

Let's be fair, she didn't mention her height.

>>39692071

I had an idea for a drama film the other day where a gay couple with a child is revealed to be two pedo friends who got married so they could adopt their own little boy and use it as a sex slave.
Course no one would ever make or distribute such a film what with presenting fag union and adoption in a "negative light".

>>39692071
Apparently a lot of pedos go for single moms; a lot of the time they're so desperate for the companionship and financial support that they'll look the other way as someone diddles their kids.

>>39686129
Supply and demand. It's basic economics, you dumb fuck.

>>39682322
top kekerino

>>39689907
>150 pounds
yea, im 5'3 and i was 150 a little while ago, wasnt anywhere near this big
id put her at 160-170 range

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>>39687713

>>39689569
Sorry I'm a skelly
Ooga booga

>>39682693
dude thats amazing progress. Im in the first month of my journey, but people like you give me hope to keep going. Here's to making it

>>39685678
Says one rep, not one rep per set, or even one rep per exercise.

One rep

>>39691536
>>39691546
Why don't they just let her die and say there's nothing they can do since she's too fat

They can't honestly be fucking sued if she's too fat to find a vein

Had a palm sized apple fritter for breakfast, shit was glazed.
Somebody toss me a high end Cal estimate so I can calc my totals.
Have broccoli and chicken for lunch already prepared, just want to know what dinner can be
Dubs and we all make it and get a qt gf

>>39685738
>>39691627
What's wrong with you people I eat brussel sprouts raw

The only vegetable I can't eat raw are tomatoes

>>39685393

WTF, how does that even work?

can someone make a stick diagram of her skeleton? I honestly cant comprehend how here body can contort like that

>>39691544
I rarely drink soda, maybe like 2-3 times a year

>>39692564
>no dubs
You fucker.

>>39685094
Dear Christ, see those leg bandages? Those are probably covering up festering diabetic sores and shit. What a way to live.

>>39692564
400 calories

>>39685923
How have I not seen that before

Thank you for posting that one.

>>39682069

I bet she masturbates to this made up story.

>>39686493
Bullshit, people don't talk to you because you're a fucking asshole, weight's got nothing to do with it.

>>39692559

I agree, this woman will continue to destroy her life and her body and at this point nothing can be done about it anymore

not mercy-killing her is inhumane

>>39682069
whoever wrote this deserves some sort of prize

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>>39692718
I've seen a few of those and I genuinely don't know if they're supposed to be real and believable or if they're supposed to be complete jokes.

>>39685749
I bicycle 20-30 miles regularly and dont burn that much. no wonder this delusional fatty cant lose weight

>>39692735
>face hits desk so hard the wood breaks
>comes in and throws chicken broth on me (i'm vegan)
come on ofc it's made up

>>39685812
1HR20Min of elliptical is more like 600 calories. why dont you actually check google before assuming your magically burning a days worth of calories fatass? jfc

>>39681697
The person who wrote that literally contradicted themselves in the same paragraph.
>Fat women were fat because they were wealthy, which meant they were the only ones who could afford to have themselves painted, not because they were the ideal of what a woman should be for that time period!
>[...]
>Now look at these paintings of royal, wealthy women who represented the ideal of what a woman should be for that time period!
Fucking idiot.

>>39692762
Obviously it IS made up, but the question is was it written by a sad girl who tried to write a believable story for tumblr (You)s and discussion and failed miserably, or was it written by a parody artist mocking such people for a laugh?

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>>39681768
>TDEE of 2800 sediantary

>Been walking 6 miles every day for extra 1000 spent

>Expend 4000 calories daily

>Only eat 1000-1300 a day

>Lost 15 pounds in two weeks

>>39691221
Have fun with loose skin.

>>39682088
I want to cum on her abs

>>39686493
>Gonna treat every one of the workers like shit once I get /fit/ for treating me like shit .
you're so pathetic. you're acting like a toddler. why dont you actually grow up and learn how to regulate your emotions instead of throwing passive aggressive toddler tantrums that other adults honestly probably don't even understand/get. they were right in treating you like shit for being a disgusting fat piece of shit, and if you didn't agree with them then you would've be losing weight in the first place. fat people cannot physically work to the same degree as other healthy sized people, if anything you should've been apologizing to them for being a fat sack of useless shit.
>wahh im a fat piece of shit that cannot physically do the same amount of work as healthy sized co workers
you disgusting fatass, take responsibility for yourself

>>39692783
the latter most probably

>>39689915
mup da doo didda po mo gub bix nood mufugga

>>39682643

wouldberry anyway

>>39687907
Plot twist: Friend hates her, told her to eat butter, then edited "butter" to "better" when she was offline.

>>39690193
>because if I dont wear something that cinches slightly at the waist I look like a fuckin tent
I thought this way as well, so I purposely dress in mens clothes and such when im out on bicycle rides so as to not attract male attention. even wearing full on men's clothes I still get guys saying inappropriate things to me from cars etc.
so if you legitimately look like a tent if something isn't cinched at the waist, it may just be because you're still fat. I mean you can have an hourglass figure and be fat, but if you look like a "tent", then you're probably just fat still. cinching in at the waist is a very fat girl trend to hold onto because it gives the illusion of a waist/not being a tent

>>39691259
>Also actual hourglass here. Previously barrel
thats not how it works. your body type stays consistent no matter what weight you are. I had an hourglass when I was 180 lbs, and it stayed even when I got down to a size 1 at 125 lbs (which is why i still cant find pants that aren't baggy on the waist and tight in the thighs even though im fit now). if it "disappears" due to weight fluxuations, it's not your body type (ie as in wide hips and small waist) and more to do with just putting on weight and fat pockets. a body type is based on your actual skeletal structure, height, etc.
> Still look like a barrel if i don't wear form-fitting clothing
sounds like youre probably just chubby now and learned to accentuate/mimic having a waist by dressing with clothes that cinch at the waist

>>39685233
he even has a Decal of his wife on the tailgate

>>39691323
>94, 71 and 96 cm
yeah, you're still chubby. my waist was a similar size when I was around 170 lbs.

>>39692183
>Let's be fair, she didn't mention her height.
that would only make a difference if she's like 6'2, which is HIGHLY unlikely

>>39689642
>666 grams of sugar
>Instant diabetus

Just as satan intended

>>39685226
>>39685749
>>39685792
>>39685807
>>39685812
>>39685828
>>39685835

1200 cal --> 120 kCal

:^)

>>39688060
Like you have to think, if his dad just beat him a few times instead of driving him around in the back of his car, the guy would start losing weight.

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>>39692972

mate, that's 1.2 kCals.

>>39691221
If you're still here, do you feel any more fatigue or anything like than usual?

>>39688677

>not doing starting diabetes + double GOCAD

It's like you don't even want to make it

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>>39689907
I want to add her snapchat and I ask to see her roastie wazzo

>>39685923
tears

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Q.Q
Can someone stop me

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>>39682069
>asks teacher to share post and story

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>>39689915
>>39692846

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>>39691598
>Not knowing the difference between fat and thicc

>>39685923
Always a pleasure to re-read.

>>39682358
Great motivation.

t. recovering fatty

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>>39691610
Im dying

>>39693213
More.
Is she that Zarya cosplayer ,or is she the pink haired beefcake from years back?

>>39686317
I'd say they mostly live on beneFATS.

>>39682358

because leddit banned us since the admins and mods are all fat fucks

>>39685340
Health at every size, guys

>>39682322
Holy fucking kek

>>39686680
Oy vey goyim dieting is literally HITLER

>>39689937
whats so bad about 'longest relationship: 7 years' ?

>>39692824
tl;dr
nobody cares
leave

>>39685743
kek

lost all my weight in my early 20s. mostly it was thanks to my wife, we worked at the same place, she played a lot of football (soccer) and went out a lot back then, was real good to me and encouraged me even though i was fat cuck

except now she's just had our 1st and cant stop eating. she's put on 50 pounds in a real short amount of time, eats butter or cheese on everything. watching her eat its like getting food in her system is the #1 most important thing, like a junkie. doctor keeps saying try to eat less and giving those pills that make your shit all oily. id never leave her, people are gonna think im a feeder, o god what do i do

>>39692735
>In my homeland, she would be considered beautiful
Yes, because Japan is well known for its love of fat people who aren't practicing their national sport
I really hope this is a parody, because I sure as hell laughed

>>39693407
she's who zarya was inspired from dummass

>>39688517
People get on the carb train and never get off. I took a dietary class in high school and they never explained carbs to me. After targeting carbs I was finally able to lose weight. My appetite subsided and I love vegetables for the first time since I learned how to cook them. It is all I have for breakfast and lunch aside from eggs and cottage cheese every now and then. Lean is more than just a low bf%

Disgusting seeing my family and friends down pounds of pasta and pizza now, but if you ever try to tell them then you're being 'that guy' so I don't even try.

>>39692884
I don't think I explained myself well. I would look "like a tent" because something not very form fitting would hang from my chest (hence the "tent" effect). If I was fatter it would bulge at the stomach. Honestly I already know everyone in this thread thinks I'm some kind of landwhale in denial (like >>39692019), but I know I'm not. I was slightly overweight and lost 20 kgs, my doctor said to not go further so I just maintain now. I think I'm going to trust my doctor more than some strangers on the internet, sorry.

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>>39694014
No, Zarya was inspired by a Russian employee at Blizzard called Tamara

Dummass

>>39686416
What is this...? Is this mfp?

>childhood "friend" is fat as fuck
>used to try to be a good friend and help her but she's too full of excuses
>always blames it on body type and genetics
>"even at my skinniest I could never be as small as you" "I have fat thighs genetically, losing weight won't help it"
>"it's my PCOS it makes it impossible to lose weight"
>i try to help her anyway but usually don't get anywhere
>try to show her how to count calories and how to meal prep and cook
>literally cooked her meals for a month so she could get used to it but she has such a childish palate that she wouldn't eat any vegetables
>found out she was buying herself snacks in secret because she missed candy too much
Was really pissed about that, I paid for a lot of the food out of pocket because I really wanted to help. It wasn't even a humongous caloric deficit, I just wanted to get her off of fast food and sugar.

Later:
>she finds out one day that keto helps PCOS
>tries it for a few months
>actually loses weight, is looking a lot better, working on getting in shape by running
>feeling pretty good for her
>i end up moving away for a college internship
>come back, she's completely regressed
>"i missed carbs too much" "exercise was boring me"
>gained back all her weight and more
>she's moving in with her fat bf now halfway across the country
>he's going to enable her and they're going to get fatter together
I tried /fit/. I successfully helped my mom lose 50 pounds, my boyfriend had lost over 100 and is now lifting and bulking and staying fit, my brother and I got the two of them plus my sister into running and we all do 5ks and 10ks together, but this was one person I couldn't get through to. She wants me to help teach her to cook because apparently her new bf is expecting her to basically be a housewife but I've pretty much given up and am trying to distance myself from her and remove her from my life. The two of them wouldn't like any of the healthy stuff I teach them to make.
Sucks desu

>>39694047

Tell me!
Give me a beginner course on carbs, their various kinds, how they affect hunger, what sources of carbs to prefer/avoid and stuff like that. I'll be lurking the next fph thread too.

>>39694205
Don't have much time but your body will use carbs first, before fat or muscle. Certain carbs are fine if you are active, cutting all carbs will make you low energy unless you can trigger ketosis (take coconut oil daily)

Most carbs you encounter are just dirty energy and will prevent your body from touching any fat. They taste good and feel good if that's what you are used to but try cutting out all carbs, get through the week of flu and diarrhea and constant naps and you will begin to feel lean as hell, small amount of carbs are a huge energy boost