Sup faggots just woke up and had weetabix banana minis with milk. The exotic and subtle taste of dried banana crips made me horny so I grabbed me wife and laid down a good 15 min thorough uninterrupted sexual intercourse.
My question is now I feel weak in my knees and I have deads today. How do I recover from my hardcore aggressive sex session because now I'm bed-ridden and drowsy?
You fucked up man. I lift then fuck. I can't imagine doing it in reverse.
I seem to get crazy horby right after lifting. Maybe T increase? Idk but lifting then fucking your gf early in the morning is the best.
>>39680445
It goes back after few hours. I even beat one of my PRs emptying balls in the morning and working out in the evening
Just suck his dick next time so your butt isn't sore.
>>39680445
WTF disgusting toes omg I cant believe anybody wants to fuck this "girl"
I beat my meat before my workout all the time and never noticed a difference in strength or gains.
>>39680445
Kek 10/10 narration
>>39680445
>wife
REEEE normie
so fucking jelly :'(
>>39680445
Well go for it anyways just watch out for yourself.
"I don't count my sit-ups. I only start counting when it starts hurting"
>>39680550
>non-foot-fetish-fag detected
You ever sucked a girls cute toes while fucking her in missionary? Yeah didnt think so virgin
>>39681586
m8 those toes on the right look like they're going to fall off from necrosis
>15 minutes
jej
>>39680550
Well, I wouldn't be fucking her toes, I'd be fucking her vag. So I don't give a damn.