How to spot /fitizens in the gym

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>>39679316
>certain color shirts to wear throughout the week.

this is autistic enough to work

>>39679316
Well, if there's any autistic faggots near me, they could easily spot me from the weeb /o/ stickers I have on my car, so there's that

>>39679316
He probably does upper body 7 days a week

There is a secret handshake, go up to someone and fondle his crotch. If he gets mad and punches you he's not from /fit/. If he blushes and starts mumbling then he is.

>>39679354
SS+GOMAD

>>39679344
So what colors can we agree on?

Monday red
Tuesday blue
Wednesday green
Thursday yellow
Friday orange
Saturday pink
Sunday black.

Make sure to wear solid color t -shirts

>>39679436
cant make it too complicated because not everyone has enough money to go out and buy all these t-shirts.

>yellow t-shirt
also, although we are autistic, we're meant to keep it secret right??

besides yellow feels like a tuesday to me, and blue like a wednesday or saturday

>>39679465
Maybe we can make it super simple.

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday we wear black t shirts

Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday we wear red t shirts.

Pretty simple so everyone can afford it.

>>39679515
alright, alright, i'm liking it so far. how about some secret bait and switch conversation starter so if we see a /fit/izen wearing the shirts in the right order, we can confirm for sure.

something like "feelin fit buddy?" and then if they're a /fit/izen they reply something like "yeh i'm just a lucky guy (reference to this site's 4 leaf clover)"

re-reading that i realise how autismo my example was, but you get the idea...

>>39679436
>>39679465
We could do it with multiple options per day, like Monday red or blue, Tuesday black or white...
That way fitizens with fewer shirt colors would not have to go buy rainbow clothes. Plus it would be a more subtle shibboleth.

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>>39679537
>feelin fit buddy?
>yeh i'm just a lucky guy

>>39679537 #
>feelin fit buddy?
>yeh i'm just a lucky guy
Eternal keks

>>39679316
The fitizen is the guy you put it in the ass after workout

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>>39679537
Thanks for the keks anon, never change

>>39679542
>>39679548
alright alright its pretty fucking retarded but it has to be something unique enough that it doesn't just happen in normal conversation. it can't be like "how's the weather" or some shit


>>39679539
yes, this is a good idea because i don't have any red/yellow/blue/green shirts i can wear to the gym. lets do something like this:

M - white or red
Tu - black or yellow
W - black or green
Th - white or pink
F - white or orange
Sa - black or blue
Su - white or pink

that way you can either wear a colourful shirt or a plain shirt. to be sure they're a /fit/izen, observe them for 2 or 3 days at least and see if they follow the pattern and check to see if they're curling in the squat rack. then you can go in for the kill with the bait and switch we'll come up with

>>39679537
Liking this buddy. But maybe the conversation starts by asking for a spot then

>feelin fit buddy?
>yeh i'm just a lucky guy

>>39679571
forgot to add, not necessarily those colours; we're still just trying to work out a system and the details are arbitrary at this point

>>39679574
yes, this is good. feel free to come up with a less sperg conversation starter

>>39679537
Not

>That was bananas

>>39679537

WEWLAD
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WLAD
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>>39679537
its fucking 4 am and I'm trying not to wake my parents up cunt. god sakes lmao

>>39679581
1. Ask for spot
2. Spotter says are you feeling fit today buddy
3. Then say I am feeling lucky today might get a PR

This conversation along with shirt colors that match is how we identify /fitizens at the gym.

>>39679537
it's autistic and obscure enough to work

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>>39679316
I wrote "/fit/" on my lifting belt with whiteout like pic related. Pls approach me when you see it.

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>>39679537

>"yeh i'm just a lucky guy"

>>39679537
yeah, I'm just a lucky guy : )

>>39679690
How autistic is this because its actually a good idea.

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>implying we can't just be on the lookout for pic related

Ok, so currently somewhere between 2 and 16 people somewhere in the world are prepared to coordinate tee shirts. Do we know if there's a dense enough fit population for this to work even if we got everyone on fit doing it?
Not that it isn't delightfully autistic.

>>39679747
It's not as autistic as the t-shirts scheme. I'm counting that against it.

>>39679537

i'm gonna use this everywhere now
you faggots better respond correctly

>>39679777
We are going to need daily posts to spread the word about this /fitizen meeting scheme.

>>39679747
I guess you could write other stuff too.
#sips
SQUATZ'N'OATZ
>tfw nogf

>>39679537
>muh seecrit club
this is autistic as fuck

>>39679777
I'd probably respond with "I guess I'm just a lucky guy." even if I hadn't been to this thread, so it may not work.

>>39679768
actually I'd rather not attract racist autists on the daily so maybe it's a terrible idea.

>>39679788
Squatz'n'oatz
and
>tfwnogf would actually be pretty funny

>>39679788
So we will only be able to meet /fitizens that can afford or even want to wear lifting belts?

>>39679802
basicly if you're big enough to justify a belt I think it wouldnt look so ridiculous with a meme drawn on your belt.

>>39679316
why the fuck would you want to meet any of these autists in real life.

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>>39679537
god i love this site

>>39679815
Other autists are who I feel most comfortable with anon.

>>39679537

Just carry around an empty white monster can and leave it in your bags cup holder pocket. Password is sipz

>>39679537
Reminds me of the SomethingAwful equivalent

"Do you have stairs in your house?"

"I am protected"

If it works, I spotted a dude and during banter between sets he said he had just started and didn't know what to do. After his last set I said something like "You'll be fine, just read the sticky" and he laughed did an obviously stuttered "y-you too".

alright so the next logical step would be for someone to fire up ms paint and make an infographic explaining this autistic shit (shirts and the conversation starter). i would do it but im currently not at home...

Smells like Reddit in here

>>39679537
Fucking Christ. You know what, I'm actually going to do this. Who from Miami in this bitch just to give me some hope?

A-anyone in London?

Will you guys be on the lookout in other workout places?
Weightlifting bores me to no end but I'll be on the lookout for fitizens at the pool.

You don't want to meet people from 4chan.

>>39679515
but the gym is full of people in black shirts

661?

>>39680150
L O N D O N
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>>39679537

>>39679537
Never fucking change dude. You are going straight to new year's comic

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>>39679316

Just look for the guy training by himself in a hoodie avoiding making eye contact with any of the women in the gym and muttering something about "mirin" to himself.

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>>39679537
>feelin fit buddy?
>yea I'm just a lucky guy.

Tremendous kek

>>39679537
I just tried this with a guy wearing a blue shirt in my gym, and now we're going for a coffee, no homo. Did I do something wrong /fit/?

>colored shirts

Please fuck off. People will surely wear these colors at random. Personally I only wear black or red to the gym because those are the only colors I own. So go fuck yourself.

Here are some real methods to spot fellow /fit/izens at the gym:

>wink in his direction
If he winks back he's /fit/izen

>spontaneously spot him/her doing bent over rows
If he says "th-thanks" then it's /fit/izen

>tell him you have spoke to reception about merging both of your memberships


>ask him to check your bicep insertions by counting how many fingers he can fit inbetween the gap from your elbow

>tell him about that feel when girls won't go out with you if your bicep insertion gap isn't bigger than the width of her ex's penis

>>39680382
No, you did everything right by /fit/'s standards

>>39680396
>girls won't go out with you if your bicep insertion gap isn't bigger than the width of her ex's penis

Everyone is going to try this and be disappointed

>>39679537
>feelin fit buddy
>y-you too
>that went bananas

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>>39679436

>>39679947
Did you fuck him?

>>39679537
You're a big guy

why don't we just go for a sticker planted on a Water bottle. Doesn't require almost any preparation and doesn't cause any autistic mis understandings. anyone can wear a red shirt on tuesday but how many fags have randomly chosen the same sticker as fit. It should be something readily awaible all over the world such as pokemon or Some shit like thats.

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The misc has had their system perfected for years now.

Only reason I'm here and not there is because of lifetime ban

>>39679316
Just look for the manlet deadlifting 1plate and avoiding eye contact

>>39679537
Somebody screencap this please

>>39680513
Sharpie or whiteout "/fit/" on any article if yuh wanna be boring.

I met a guy from fit
He kept spewing memes for 1.5 hours, like nonstop this kid was like 22 and kept saying lightweight baby and im fucking zyzz brah the whole time. I still see him occasionally and he always does the zyzz pose

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I go around leaving pic related on every machine i use

>>39679537
Holy shit this is just autistic enough to go in the New Years comic...

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>>39679537
Please include me in the screencap

>>39680816
What app you using Dude
Id write "/fit/" on my water bottle

>>39679436
>Saturday pink
I'm no a fucking faggit
>inb4 pink is a manly color
Shut the fuck up that is literally the only thing betas say

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>>39679537
>"feelin fit buddy?"

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>>39679537
How about
>"hey pal, can I suck your cock?"
>"sure, I'm swallowing cum as we speak"
to reference the fact that everyone on this site is a goddamn faggot that makes posts like (You)rs

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>>39679537
>feelin fit buddy?
>yeh i'm just a lucky guy (reference to this site's 4 leaf clover)

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>>39679537

>>39680892
>not liking pink
Not going to make it

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>>39679537

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>>39679537
I should be used to such levels of autism by now, but I am not

>>39679537
time for serious replies.

this wouldn't work, you'd want a sign that does not require you to talk to people with the chance that they'll just look at you weird. even the clothing was a better idea.

>>39680791
LIGHTWEIGHT BABBYYYYYY !!!

>>39679537
can anyone make a comic?

>>39679316
I'm pretty sure there's at least a few of you autists at my gym.
>Monster can on top of the lockers when sip posting was a thing
>Multiple other autistic retards doing SS style routines
>I know at least one of those guys was listening to Call Me Maybe
>Guys who wrinkle their noses in disgust when they see somebody mixing protein powder and water

The weird part is, my gym is mostly normies. There are just a few of us ghosting around.

>>39679436
I almost always wear old, 2nd hand grey shirts at the gym.

Get on my level plebs.

>>39681115
r u me?

>>39679537
"Hey, wanna go out for some yum beers?"

Or maybe beers will trigger non-alcohol weirdos. What about bacon? Everybody loves bacon. Oh, hey, what's a cool animal? Oh! Narwhals are cool!


Hey, I've got it guys. Why don't we ask "When does the narwhal bacon?"

The answer can be "at midnight", since that's pretty much the coolest time every.

Anybody in?

>>39679316
Carry around a gallon of milk with you. Say that you still need a few macros for the day, if anyone asks

>>39679967
>DAE gym, haha right guys?

Looks like /fit/ is gonna go the way of /r/fitness.

>>39681123
Probably. I'm pretty generic.

>>39679316
Jesus fuck this is autistic.

Just take a marker, and write "/fit/" on your water bottle. If somebody from here is looking, they'll see it and know what it means. If a normie sees it, then whip out the "oh, I'm aiming to get fit, haha. I thought I'd write it on there as a reminder!"


You guys are really overthinking this. Takes about 3 seconds.

>>39679537
Can we get this stickied?

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>>39679537

>>39679316
I've met 4channers twice in real life; I wouldn't want to meet them again.

First one I met was at work, he saw me looking at a 4chan thread on my laptop. (He shouldn't of been able to see my shit but he snuck up).

He told me he and his girlfriend go on 4chan alot; and then he told me he was hentai and finally he told me they were into loli hentai porn. I don't remember the exact conversation but he was talking about weird fetishes and his philosophy of being a troll etc; I didn't like him and started ignoring him.


Second guy was at work and always posted memespeak on facebook; "real human bean" and such in his statuses. He didn't know I visited 4chan but I saw him mention it was a few times on his facebook; he was a weirdo too.

>>39679537
>feeling fit buddy?
>yeh im just a lucky guy
>y- you too

>>39681426
I'm pretty sure the guy I sit next to browses 4chan and /fit/. I've never seen him do it and he has never directly said so but I wouldn't bet against it. Also pretty sure he knows about me shitposting here.

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>>39679537
>feeling fit buddy?
Just in time for the new years comic. Holy hell

Everyone should wear rubber bands on their left wrist. There, it is settled.

>>39681132
Lmao dude thats pretty epic
I like the midnight part cuz thats when I go to the gym cuz theres no one there. I have social issues lol xD

>>39681165
S I R
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>>39679537
boasting in a epek bread

>>39679436
>Tfw wearing same shirt for entire week

>>39679436
mfw have only a blue shirt and another black shirt that i go to the gym with

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>>39682267
only go two times per week then

>>39679537
Hahahahaha

We should all make t-shirts that read "TESTOSTERONE" like in that Hrosey cartoon.

>>39679537
>Feeling fit buddy?
>F-for you

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>>39679537
now THIS is podracing!

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>>39679537
We are truly a board of Alphas

>>39679815
I've met a few of the autists on this site, they're not that bad

>>39679537
My name is Charles, please include me in your screencap

>>39679537
IM JUST A LUCKY GUY
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559 anyone?

>>39679436
I can't wear black on Sundays

Oooops that went Bananas!

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>>39679537
Audible kek

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>>39679537
Include me in the screencap

>>39679436
On Fridays, we should wear pink.

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>>39679760

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>>39679537
You can't make this shit up

>>39679316
HOW about a patch we can put on t-shirts.
Your mom can help you stitch it on.

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>>39679537
>yeh i'm just a lucky guy (reference to this site's 4 leaf clover)

The way I cast myself as a /fit/izen is by asking people if they know about our Lord Mr. Rippletoe and his son Zyzz who died in a sauna for our sins. Kinda backfires on me because now I have /fit/ friends who can't stop spouting memes at me.
>get ready to do box squats
>hear over my music "Anon anon anon, You neber learn"

>>39680417
lmao

Just refer to deadlifts as diddlylifts

>>39679537
christ I didn't think this would survive the night but it seems like people started seeing it

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>>39679537
fucking hell man

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>>39679537
>yeh I'm just a lucky guy

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>>39679537
das it mane

>>39679316
They do the autistic walk

>>39679537
There are tears in my eyes
I'll do this

>>39679537
it's not very subtle if i say "reference to this site's 4 leaf clover"

>>39679537

I hope SiR isn't done this years /fit/ comic...

>>39684173
Guys stop it, it's not even that funny.
We just need to come up with something slightly different if you think that's bad like "hello citizen", meant to be answered "more like fitizen".

>>39679537
K. E. K.

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>>39684376
>end of the comic
>anon is sobbing uncontrollably at this point
>dyel mistakes the tears for sweat
>"FEELIN' FIT BUDDY?"
>HAPPY NEW YEAR

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>>39679537
>I'm just a lucky guy

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>>39680584
Done.

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>>39684502

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>>39679537
>yeh I'm just a lucky guy

Wew

I think all of this is an even better method of identification as a way to avoid you fucks

>>39679537

This had me feelin fit, buddy

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>>39679537
>Autist approaches me at the gym
>Feeling fit buddy? - he asks me.
>I don't really know why he is talking to me but decide to reply with - yeh i'm just a lucky guy
>He then says to me - Haha yes, nice to meet you /fit/bro , Your answer was a reference to the site's 4 leaf clover bro

>>39679970
i am fampai

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>>39679537
"And that's how memes are born, son"

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>>39679537
how about, in the spirit of this blesseth day

>you're a big guy
>.......f-for you

>>39679394
Kek

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>>39679537
hello screencap viewers

>>39679316
I get bullied enough on this site, I don't need to be bullied in the gym too

>>39680526
go to fitmisc
no nazi mods

>autism: the thread

>>39685017
I really like this cosplay.
Shinji looks like the whiney kid he is.
Rei looks like the mom she is.
Asuka looks like the abusive and unloveable tsuntsun she is.

>>39679515
I'm a ginger and I look terrible in red shirts. Can we do blue and black instead?

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>>39679537
>something like "feelin fit buddy?" and then if they're a /fit/izen they reply something like "yeh i'm just a lucky guy (reference to this site's 4 leaf clover)"

>>39681495
kek

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>>39679537
>yeh im just a lucky guy.

Made my christmas.

>>39680816
Thats a nice app, Anon. What is it called?

>>39679537
cut the guy some sdlack man, its not THAT autistic to do this guys.

>>39685017
One on the left looks like James may

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>>39679537
>feelin fit buddy?
>yeh I'm just a lucky guy
holy fuck I'm gonna try this on Thursday

>>39684629
You must be a lucky guy!

>>39681426
Fuck, man

I met a guy that browsed /mu/ like four years back. Motherfucker didn't shower or wear deodorant and he kept trying to get me to listen to shitty emo bands

Never again

>>39679537
MAXIMUM AUTISM

it can work tho, fund it

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>>39679537

fokken MINT m8

>>39680879
it's called Mimi.
It's pretty good.

>>39679344
>>39679436
>tfw already own solid colour shirts in these colours

am I autistic and don't even know it?

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I usually OHP in the Squat rack

say hi if you see me

I think they should be lacoste polos

>>39679537

Bahahaha

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>>39679537
holy entire fuck

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>>39679537

>>39684502
>witnessed an epic bread today

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>>39679537
>>39679537
>feelin fit buddy?
>yeh i'm just a lucky guy

Lmfao Omfg imagine you go ask a random person that's not a 4channer "feeling fit buddy". Dude this will just confirm your autism to everyone

>be me
>working out on a Monday in my favorite red shirt
>Feeling particularly lucky today, just found a 100 dollar bill outside in the parking lot
>fuckyeah.png
>going to the gym locker room
>total bro hands me an entire filled water bottle, says he doesn't need it
>nice
>Squat rack is completely empty, just no one in sight of it
>struggled with 405 for a while
>try them again today
>just banging em out for reps
>suddenly this goon, this complete weirdo, scrawny looking, pale pasty, lanklet, wearing a red shirt comes behind me
>"feeling f-fit there buddy..."
>I reply "yeah, I'm just a lucky guy"
>he starts clapping and giggling to himself like an autistic kid
>what he does next I cannot make up
>pulls out a monster energy drink from his bag
>Chugs the whole thing in one swig
>"first sip of the day bro!!!"
>I'm completely mortified
>tell him I don't need a spotter and he should go to another rack
>he leaves me alone for a bit
>go back to squatting
>feeling bretty gud
>then
>"forgot your squat plug bro!!"
>this degenerate shoves a butt plug up my ass and tries to go through my shorts
I need to find a new gym

Im gonna try this, 604 here i come

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>>39679436
triggered my god damn autism

Monday red
Tuesday orange
Wednesday yellow
Thursday green
Friday blue

and since nobody can tell what the difference between indigo and violet is:

Saturday purple of any kind
Sunday black

It's just easier to remember the order this way since it's similar to the order we learned the colors of the visible spectrum in when we were babbies

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>constantly check phone when not lifting
>always squats with buttwink (rippletits certified)
>stares at ground between sets in one direction
>tries to sneak glances at other lifters to make sure they're not staring as to indicate bad form
>looks ashamed when he only puts on 1 plate for a squat
>walks awkwardly when they sense you staring them down, spergmode begins to activate.
>scratches their face before a lift or when idle and about to do something.

I got it down to a T man and can they usually always browse bodybuilding misc/fit

>>39685076
breh

this is yours truly dont tell me you're one of the autists

>>39680526
Nigger

>>39679537
I like you

Hey Secundus fuck you. You blimey cock sucking faggot.

I'm the streetfighter motherfucker

>>39679316
Please, specifically >>39679537

Secundus you're a joke. You post Christian verses on your sig, and proclaim your love of Christ but you cuss in half your posts, and neg everyone who disagrees with you or pisses you off.

Fucking hypocrite non lifting faggot.

I will wreck you mate.

>>39687157

underrated

>>39687208

But everyone does this

Show yourself Secundus, cum at me nigga. You've activated my almonds, best come out and show yourself you fucking cuck.

>>39679537
>feelin fit buddy?
>haha y-you too... wait, fuck

>>39679436
Just paint a big F on all your shirts

>>39679537
>"feelin fit buddy?"
"Yeh i'm just a lucky guy"
Top kek

>>39679537
Oops that went bananas

it's easy

they're the only ones prioritizing lower body and look like dogshit

>>39681426
I've met three
>One from /k/- a stay at home mild autist who loves guns and motorcycles
>One from /pol/- I helped him out on the Trump underground last spring before things really took off
>One from /b/- back when I was a high-school senior and the captain of the academic bowl team, he was a timid freshman on JV. We hung out a bit, and I showed him a thing or two about hiding his power level and when flashing a little dark humor could make him look like a loveable bastard instead of just autistic

>>39681426
Kek I used to go to /o/ meets regularly until I didn't have a car and later lost confidence in my driving. Pretty weird group all together, but I enjoy hanging out with them. A lot of my friends in high school went on 4chan, mostly /a/

>>39679537
>going up to some random gymbro with his headphones in and asking "feelin fit buddy?"

my fucking sides

>>39680551
>tfw that was me day one

Toast in ebik bred

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>>39679537
>"feelin fit buddy?"
oh dear god

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>>39679537

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>>39679537

RIP my sides.

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>>39679537
i cant see

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>>39679537
My fucking sides have left the building

>>39679537
my sides are literally shaking right now

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>>39679537
the autism is strong today lads.

>>39681096
working on it

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>>39679537
>Feeling fit buddy?
>fuck

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>>39679537

>feelin fit buddy?

>>39689137
nope, my art skills aren't good enough

>thinking I wanna see any of you faggots in person, let alone identify that I browse this shit

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>>39679537
>feelin fit?

>>39689194
we still wanna see it friendo

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>>39679537
i'm dying holy fuck

>>39679316
We just say "you too" to each other until a black hole is created and we're all destroyed

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>>39679537

>>39679537
Jesus christ dude

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>>39679537

>>39679537
This really wasn't that funny. You retards think every single slightly amusing post is a 10/10 epic new meme and run it into the ground before it even takes off.

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>>39689834
>that edge tho

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>>39679537
include me in screencap or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>39679537
>hey guys came to ask this here because youre the alphas of 4chan

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>>39689834

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>>39679537

>>39679537
Christ dude, I will start doing this now at my uni gym.

You shitlords better respond

>>39679537
TISM

>>39679316
>Guys is there some sort of way to spot fellow/fitizens

I'm browsing /fit/ between sets.

>>39679537
>feelin fit buddy?
>yeh i'm just a lucky guy
>I heard there was some goblins around here recently. Awful creatures
>be seeing you

>>39680417
None of those jigsaw piece fit together properly

>>39679947
Thats pretty cute fampai

>>39679316
you can tell because they're fat and gay

it's always the lankiest or fattest person hogging the squat rack

>>39690122
anon, I have some bad news...

>>39687157
Kekd audibly

>>39684502
Thanks famalam

>>39679537
I came to this thread for something like this.

This thread did not disappoint. God I hope this website never dies.

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>>39679537
>secret bait and switch conversation starter
>"feelin fit buddy?"
>"yeh i'm just a lucky guy (reference to this site's 4 leaf clover)"

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>>39679788
should make it >tfwnolimits to make it less beta

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>>39679537

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>>39689834

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>>39679537
>feelin fit buddy?
>yeh i'm just a lucky guy

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>>39679316
>this whole thread

>>39690443
aw shit I messed up the ss gomad part

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>>39690452

>>39679537
Oh my goodness

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>>39679537
"yeh i'm just a lucky guy"

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>>39679537

>>39679537
Kek im doing this shit from now on. So retarded it's great

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captcha: pizza

>>39679537
Gonna try this

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>>39679537
I await you at the squat rack, my brothers.

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>>39679537

>>39681426
One of my good friends browses /v/ and /fa/. He wears hipsterish clothes (lots of flannel and black) and wouldn't stop talking about Undertale when it was game of the month on /v/. I tried to make him my brotege but he has some complex about being shit at athletics and how the general gym goer is a douchebag aka /fa/ in a nutshell.

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>>39679537
FEELIN FIT BUDDY
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F
I
T

B
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D
D
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>>39679537

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>>39679537

Too much samefagging here

>>39679537
mods pls sticky

>>39691961
reddit has taken over /fit/

>>39691983
>reddit has taken over /fit/
Indeed.
Only newfag redditors actually think this board is about fitness.
Originally /fit/ stood for /fuckingirishtrannies/.

>>39691961
>Too much samefagging here
>262 / 86 / 199 / 3

>>39679316
Saw a Chad looking dude with /sips/

Squated 3pl8s like it was nothing

>>39679537
/fit/ has reached its peak
No reason to browse this board anymore

>>39680936
That picture makes me amazingly sad ;_;

>>39679970
Doral LA fitness reporting in. Fuck you at?

Just write who/fit/ here on the gym whiteboard or on the sign in sheet

>>39679970

I go to the LA Fitness on Flagler

>>39685017
i think this is a sad picture. these folks have a hobby and yet they are probably mocked for it. they look like they get a hard time for everything.

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>>39679537
HAHAHAHHAHA NIGGA


THA FUCK MANE?!

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>>39679537
Holy shit, autism like this is why I still come here.

>>39680206
>Le 4chan is le evil place the worst of the deepweb, everyone in it is depraved and degenerate
You know where to go normie

>>39691983
this board is slower than ever, nobody's taken over anything

>>39686656
lol I only wear solid color shirts anyway, but I'm not a fag and don't own yellow and pink shirts

>>39689834
You must have a cold dead heart to not appreciate weapons grade autism like that

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>>39679537
> feeling fit buddy?

>>39683568
>Box squats
This really is a season of giving

I was thinking of a little coin sized /fit/ patch we could buy online for like 50p and sew onto gym gear so we could spot each other and the more autistic people in here could make friends

>"G-gotta eat big to get big! :^)
>"C-c'mon!

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>>39679537

>>39690094
>"I fought manlets more fearsome than you!"

>>39679537
What the fuck was going through your head when you thought of this?

>>39680551
This is still me

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>>39679537
>Please include me in the screencap

>>39679537
military grade autismo

>>39680417
In the middle of my uni cafeteria chocking on my food after seeing that.

>>39679537
>yeah im just a lucky guy
My fucking sides

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>>39679537

>>39679537
whenever i feel down i browse /fit/ for a couple of minutes
you guys always deliver

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>>39679537
L U C K Y G U Y
U
C
K
Y
G
U
Y

>>39681426
>shouldn't of

>>39679537
Kek

>>39679537
Why would you post this

>>39679537
holy shit i'm doing this

>>39679537
the only issue is us autists actually starting a conversation

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made a screencap

Why is it a secret

>>39679537
Toasting in epic bread

>>39679537
Thanks for the new meme

>>39679537
Fucking hell anon you win

>>39679537
>Feeling fit, anon?
>I...uhh...uhh luck?

>>39679537
Jesus christ /fit/

>>39679537
lmao

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>>39679348
Me too senpai

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>>39679537

>>39697790
yea im just a lucky guy

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>>39679537
>you're a lucky guy
>f-for you

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>>39679537
Please someone tell me they workout at the downtown Minneapolis YMCA so I have a shot at this

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>>39679537
>shirts all in order
>months go by with proper color coding
>finally someone approaches me at the gym
>"you using this bench?"
>"I'M JUST A LUCKY GUY"
>maintain eye contact in hopes of finding any sort of recognition
>girl backs away looking scared for some reason
>assume she forgot the secret passphrase
>wait in the parking lot for her to leave so i can try again

>>39679316
Can't you just spot them by the nonexistent muscle mass?