>This triggers the American

Congrats on starting a diet, jelly Canadian

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>>39675971
I usually cook those things instead of eating them raw.
I'm not even american.

Looks like a solid meal. Don't want to get all bulky and have your boyfriend leave you, right, OP?

>>39675996
I see you like your broccoli served ruined.

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>>39676101
Well I like to eat my broccoli this way sir.

>>39675971

Ditch the bread and add five eggs and I'm good

>That
>Qualifying as a meal

You need to at least triple the broccoli you've got there you giant pussy

Wtf is that long orange thing?

>>39675971
that is like a meal for children at daycare.

>>39676277
Sure looks like a carrot