Hey Stacey look at this loser and his pathetic 14 inch arms

>>39674535
>Chads
>being mean to people
You don't get it, the worst part is that Chad is a nice and happy person.

>>39674549
Maybe Alpha+ Chad
Alpha- Chad is the typical college/high school douche

>>39674535

FACE FRAME HEIGHT

he has 2 of the 3

so he'll bat roughly 66% in terms of stacies but they won't be 10/10 stacies

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>>39674535
the best example of a chad

>>39674549
So...how does one get to be a 'Chad' in mindset?
Aka: be a nice and happy person?

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This is what he looks like now btw

>>39674574
Practice.
Just don't give a fuck about anything external, and treat every bad thing as a minor inconvinience. Force yourself to smile, be happy and be nice to people who are pieces of shit.
Also love yourself, obviously.

>>39674574

Be nice and happy and ripped and attractive.

Fuck many stacies.

Watch as autists look for reasons to hate you because you're better than them and they can't reasonably justify disliking you.

>>39674535
>T-they're 15 inches

>>39674574
Someone that is excited about life and loves to socialise. He goes up to girls and talks and fucks about, and they just drop their panties.

Of course, he is attractive and has good social skills.

>>39674574
chad is a social position. it has nothing to do with genetics which is why everyone on /fit/ that thinks this way is doomed to fail.

chad is the person who gets along with everyone and has surgical precision in social scenarios. they're usually average looking and just know how to carry themselves and act through body language, facial expressions, conversations, vocabulary.

the "chads" people post here are just 1 in 100 million where theyre actually blessed with genetic perfection. chad is just a social position of stability.

>>39674549
>>39674574
Happiness is a state of being, it's not a goal or destination. I am happy all the time, but never satsified. Chad's go through life having a good time, not worrying about little mundane details. People love that energy and things generally work out for them. Learn to listen to people, take guenine intrest and
I'm not a chad, 5'9 185 15% bf latino, but I have the mindset, and hooked with girls, people always inviting me out, feels good brah.

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t-theyre 17.5

>>39674586
He painoed himself?

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>>39674574
CHADs are born not made
your best bet is to run reincarnation game buddy boyo

>>39674556
>Alpha- Chad is the typical college/high school douche
Alpha- Chad is no Chad. He's Brad pretending to be Chad.

>>39675542
Post them, big boy.

so...is OP pic achievable natty?

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>Tfw 13 inches

>>39674535
thats a tranny btw

>>39675542

lets guess how fat you are

>>39675761
Jesus Christ are you serious
Dudes on at least a gram of test

>>39674535
redpill: they're both standing on the same surface and she's 5'11"
7'0" is the bare minimum to be visible to girls nowadays

>>39675766
idk looks to jacked to be a tranny

>>39675869
lol fuckoff idiot

im 6'1 and have more than i can handle

>>39674535
>>39674549
>>39674556
>>39674558
>>39674573
you guys realize that guy is a stripper right? Look at his waistband. If you all want to be strippers, you have to start at gay clubs first if you're a male (guess where mr alpha male was working a few years ago?)

>>39675651
can you even imagine the life of that chad?

i cant.

>>39674535
>mfw I'm 14 inch flexed and have still received multiple mires

It really isn't that hard

>>39676663
>Being paid to show your body
That's as alpha chad as you can get

>>39676677
Manlet.

>>39676606
kek

14.5 faggot

Joke is on you, they are 12,2 inches

>>39675651
>Twig arms.

No thanks.

I wonder how many of you frog autists actually contribute to these seriously

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>>39675651
STOP

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Must I elucidate why I have no need to lift 200lbs of metal on a bar above my head? By reason of, I am still volacious to act out my day; a day that strains my body to get from my bed to a chair.
You may question my virility but I shall turn my nose up at you, any onlookers whom might chase your physique, who dare harper or pry are unwelcome- they are unfit for nothing but the streets.
It is no benefit to stimulate your body when you cannot whet your mind. I have the misfortune to tell you also that your body is a coin spent wrongly if you do not spend it in barbaric combat.

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>>39677551
Thee can sucketh on my own virile member and so can thy mother, maiden and dog.

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>>39677779
Hold your tongue you wicked mut!

>>39674535

so even roided out strippers wear baseball caps to cover their baldness?

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>>39677862
Maketh me, thee worthless dwarf!

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>>39678039
A halfwit with less talent than those you oversee! I beg your withdrawal back to the mucked streets of India. You have until the chiming clocks at midnight to deliver your oath of retreat!

>>39674627
How in2 chad?

>>39678129
is secret or something?

how2 unlock chadmode?

>>39678450
It's social status you fucking retard

>>39674627
Utterly wrong.

>>39678457
>social status

So, just set FB status to unlock?

>>39678500
Yeah, until you get over 80%of your friends like it.

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>>39678532
>tfw no 80% friends

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>>39678555
My friend count increased by 200 people after I put a shirtless pic as my main pic.
Still a virgin tho!

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>>39677779
>dog

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>>39678110
>>39678039
>>39677551
>>39677862
>>39677779

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>>39678602
>tfw no 200 gay guys to invite me to poz party