How to Ulfrbreth war bear mode?

1 - Be 5'5"
2 - Lift
3 - ???
4 - Profit

>>39661848
I kill that guys wife every single playthrough

>tfw no warbearmode bf

Blast and cruise Elixir of Strength

>>39662157
What's a matter, can't stand the sight of a strong nord womyn?

Press tilde key
type ShowRaceMenu
Drag the 'weight' slider all the way to the right

>>39663333
she's redguard though

>>39661962
>nord
>manlet
shoo shoo thalmor scum

>>39663188
Plz b lundun

>>39661848
many hours a day at the forge, and a gallon of nord mead a day.

>>39663188
Pls be in whiterun

>>39663857
High elves are taller than Nords though

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Why is everyon 5% bodyfat in skyrim?

>>39664058
No way we used the same mod that fucks up your character's eyes with shiny blue lights.

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>>39664058
Did somebody say 5%?
CMON

>>39664058
That's more like 10%.

>>39663188
M A R K A R T H
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>>39663366
no she's an imperial, adrianne avenicci, they are the ones with roman names

>>39663353
>not clicking on your character and using setnpcweight 100

>>39664852
>tanned imperials

>>39664058
low carb intake - high meat diet - intermittent fasting - manual labor - wrestling - pillaging

>>39664058
somebody stole all the sweetrolls

>>39665359
>>39663366
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Adrianne_Avenicci

>>39665433
Kekked and checked

>>39664852
>we wuz romans

I just made an autistic character while on the phone with my friend named chromokin

>>39663910
he just works the store tho, he doesn't smith desu

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>>39664444
>veins in the delts and up to the triceps
yeah no

>>39661848
I fuck that guy's wife every single playthrough.

>>39663188

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>>39664058

because Bethesda didn't want to make many character models

>>39661848

Be a character from a video game

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Relevant
My friend and I were bullshitting and thought that elder scrolls VI should be in skyrim again, and you play as pic related; chromokin, the son of the now legendary dovahkin who lives in skyrim still.

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natty?

>>39672405
This is unironically my goal body, how do I achieve it?

>>39663188
>>39663333
>>39663366
>>39664444
>>39665666
some very potent digits today

>>39672542
Stop cutting your nails.

>>39661848
Be made by people whom don't know what physique is.

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>>39663914
High elves are literal lanklets, for one, and two, their height is slightly skewed by their tall as shit heads. They're basically pic related

>>39664058
nothing will grow in the cold.

>>39664852
you're right, my bad.

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>>39673488
>Did you know there are some fruits that actually grow better in the cold?

>>39672542
Pullups, OHP, Bench, Chest supported rows, hyperextensions, stomach vacuums. Never train legs.